Naruto World
"Orochimaru, why did you betray Muye?”The white-haired old man said angrily to the young man opposite him. The young man licked his lips with his long tongue and walked straight past the old man without saying anything. His figure gradually disappeared into the vast forest.。。"Yuan Fei, are we just going to let him go like this?”Suddenly, another ape appeared behind the old man and asked softly. The old man sighed and said,"Forget it" before disappearing. After seeing the old man disappear, the monkey also disappeared in a flash.。。"You'll regret it... Hahahaha…" Dark laughter came from the forest after the old man and the ape disappeared.。。
real world
"Master, I'm the Genie. I can fulfill your five wishes!”“。。。。。”I was completely speechless as I looked at the " Genie " that resembled Ultraman emerging from the chamber pot in front of me.
Ten minutes ago:
"Dad, open the door. I can't hold it in anymore.。”He stood outside the toilet and shouted at his father, who was struggling inside. "Wait, just another ten minutes.”"F * ck, ten minutes…I don't want to live anymore..." "By the way, there's a chamber pot under your bed.”When I heard my father's words, I immediately rushed to my bed at the speed of light. Then, the previous scene happened.
"Let me not have to poop or pee in the future.”Looking at the "Ultraman" genie in front of me, I realized that this was the wish I wanted the most now.
"Yes, Master. It's done." After hearing my words, the genie was stunned for a moment before snapping his fingers.
"That's great, haha." I laughed out loud as I felt like I didn't want to shit anymore. I laughed like this, and the Genie opposite me stared at me with a strange gaze. I laughed again, but the genie was still staring at me. I kept laughing, and the genie kept staring at me. Finally, after laughing for 2 hours and 1 minute, the Genie also started laughing. "Master, ever since I became the lamp god, I haven't smiled for 300 years. Thank you for making me laugh today. To thank you, I will help you fulfill five more wishes.”The genie looked at me with gratitude.
"Wow, that's great…" It seemed that my luck had exploded today. I thought that my silly smile would be beaten by K, but I didn't expect to hit the jackpot. But I didn't see the genie smile at this time
"Master, please speak quickly. I can't stay in the human world for too long. You have nine wishes left.”The Genie saw that I was still in a daze and quickly reminded me.
"Well, first of all, I want to go to the Naruto World, and I have to be very handsome, Claude. Secondly, I want to appear eight years after Nine-Tails was sealed. Thirdly, I have at least ten or so Nine-Tailed chakras. Fourth, I can use all the skills in the DNF. Fifth, I must have good eyes. I just need permanent Sharun eyes and white eyes. Sixth, I want to have countless unforgettable relationships. It's a failure to be a person in reality. Seventh, at least give me a spiritual beast. A Qilin is more or less enough. Eighth, I want to learn all the ninjutsu in Naruto. I have one more wish for you.。Yeah, it's almost done." There was no pause at all. My eloquence is quite good.
"Yes, Lord... People!" After hearing my wish, the Genie's head was covered in sweat as he spoke in a trembling voice.
"Master treats you very well, right? You always say such a simple wish, hehe." I said with a sinister smile as I looked at the Genie.
"Yes, yes." Despite the sweat on his head, the Genie still said respectfully.
"What do you think I should do with my family in the human world?”I supported my head with my hand and pretended to be deep in thought.
"Of course, I will take care of Master's family. Oh right, Master, let me send you to the Naruto World.”Afraid that I would say something else, the Genie quickly changed the topic.
"Alright then." After knowing that the Genie had promised me, I had nothing more to say.
"Heaven and earth are boundless, and everything is the same. Time and space travel, reality was unimpeded. World Traversal-Naruto." Following the Genie's idiotic incantation, a black hole appeared behind me and slowly sucked me in.
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