"When the Soul Destroyer appears, the world will cry!"
Passerby A muttered this sentence softly. Other than the rhyme, he could not feel anything.
He casually stuffed the card into the magazine and continued to flip through it.
Half an hour later, the fat director and Old Withering walked into the office together.
" You..." The fat director seemed to be surprised that Passerby A was sitting in his seat, but his expression immediately changed. He returned to his ugly fawning smile." It's all arranged. You just have to pretend to answer all the questions correctly. This is the answer."”
The fat director walked to the side of the passerby and bowed to hand over an answer that was written in small and dense words. It was obvious that he wanted to use this to help the passerby successfully complete the runway show.
However, the passerby did not even look at the answer that the fatty handed over. He tore it up and scattered the pieces of paper on the director's desk.
The fat director's eyes flashed, but he concealed it well so that the two of them did not notice." Do you think it's too troublesome? But this is already…"
Passerby A waved his hand and interrupted the fat director's explanation. He stood up elegantly and said," I don't need this. Let's go. Take me to the exam."”
If it was anyone else, they would definitely be crazy to do such a ridiculous thing. But who was he? He was a passerby, the favorite of the Goddess of the Moon. How could he be stumped by such a simple thing? Wasn't it just jumping directly from the first grade of primary school to the first grade of university? Examinations were all fleeting clouds.
The fat director shook his head in surprise, as if he did not have much hope for Passerby A. However, he was his God of Fortune, and he could not afford to offend him. Without hesitation, the fat director took the lead and walked out. He was already thinking about how to clean up the mess of this God of Fortune.
Passerby A casually threw the Pretending to be a Man magazine on the desk, got up, and followed the fat director. As for Old Wither, he did not say a word from the beginning to the end. He bowed and followed behind the young master, Passerby A, step by step.
Three minutes later, the fat director led the two of them to an office. It was a large office used for meetings.
"Wow! So many people! Looking at monkeys!" Looking at the dozens of teachers sitting in the office, the passerby couldn't help but sigh. However, he soon realized that his words were wrong. Wasn't this a little scolding himself?
"Everyone, this is the smartest prodigy in the history of our Lanhai Comprehensive Academy, Passerby A. Everyone, welcome." The fat director enthusiastically introduced Passerby A's " great deeds in his life " with an expression that said " the school is proud of you ". It was disgusting.
A burst of sparse applause rang out. Dozens of teachers sincerely welcomed the arrival of Passerby A, the " sun of the campus ", to participate in the exam.
"Uh, this scene looks so annoying?”Passerby A's expression was strange. He had a strange feeling in his heart, like finding half a centipede while eating.
Not only him, even Old Wither, who had trained his facial expression to the highest level for a long time, had an unnatural expression on his face. His eyes were filled with mockery, disdain, and a faint disdain.
Half an hour later, the fat director paused for a moment before continuing,"Alright, let's cut to the chase. I believe everyone already knows the purpose of Young Master Passerby A's visit! Yes, today, Young Master Passerby A was going to complete an unprecedented great feat in human history-the exam! However, this was not an ordinary exam. It was an exam that directly skipped from the first grade of primary school to the first grade of university. If…No, no, it will definitely succeed. Young Master Passerby A wants to challenge this unprecedented miracle, and everyone here is a witness to this miracle. Do you understand?”
As expected of the school director. He was not a diamond diamond, nor did he take on porcelain work. His two brushes were really tough. After half an hour of lengthy speech, all the people present were drowsy and confused.
"Hmm?" The fat director, who was self-righteous, lowered his head and looked around. He was instantly furious, but he quickly remembered something. He suppressed the anger in his heart and raised his voice."Everyone, do you understand?"
"Ah?" At this moment, the " teachers, the most brilliant profession under the sun " all woke up. They immediately tidied up their clothes and sat upright." Got it."”
"Do you know what to do?" The fat dean narrowed his eyes and swept his gaze across all the teachers. His tone was strange.
"I know."
After the head teacher's reminder, all the teachers remembered what they had told them before-to turn a blind eye during the invigilation process, and to provide help when necessary.
" Alright, if that's the case, then…" The fat director turned to face the passerby and bowed slightly." You can answer the questions without worry. This will be recorded in history!" Thank you, open-minded young master, for letting us witness this historic moment.”
Resisting the urge to flatten the fat man in front of him, Passerby A slowly walked over to the table in the middle and sat down. Dozens of teachers around him formed a circle and stared at Passerby A excitedly. However, if one looked carefully, they would definitely find that there was a deep disdain and disdain hidden in them.
Passerby A collected his emotions and began to check the " unprecedented and unique " test paper in his hand. In an instant, he, the beloved of the Moon Goddess, was dumbfounded.
Miracle--Exam
First question: Under what circumstances is 1 1 equal to 2?
Second question: There are seven monkeys on the tree and one on the ground. How many monkeys are there in total?
Third question: There were 99 candles. A gust of wind blew and extinguished 8 of them. How many were left?
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Question 12: There was a tree at the intersection, and there was a monkey on the tree. A driver came to the intersection and suddenly braked. Why?
Question 13: First-year University Level: What were college students called after they graduated? (Hint: Two words related to animals)
"Bang!"
Passerby A's eyes rolled back, and he was foaming at the mouth, unconscious.
" Young..." Old Wither was ready to go forward to investigate.
" No need..." Passerby A opened his eyes in a sorry state and waved his hand at Old Wilted, indicating that he did not need to worry." If a tiger doesn't show its might, does it really think that I'm a virgin?!"”
Passerby A looked down on the fat director for a moment before he collected his surging emotions and lowered his head to begin his journey to Miracle.
As time ticked by, the entire office was so silent that one could hear a pin drop. The teachers who were originally disdainful looked at the passer-by who was writing furiously in shock and disbelief. They looked at each other, not knowing what to do.
The fat chief physician kept wiping the sweat off his forehead. The fat on his body trembled, showing his nervousness.
Three minutes later, Passerby A let out a long sigh and stood up. He threw the test paper in his hand at the fat director. Then, he ignored the latter's surprised gaze and waved at Old Wither." Let's go."”
After saying that, he walked out without looking back, leaving behind the stunned fatty and the shocked teachers.
"You're using what these three-year-olds know to fool people. If you have the ability, you can mess with four-year-olds!”
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