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"Passerby A, you slept in my class again!”
With a roar, the classroom was silent. There was only a faint snoring sound.
"Stand up!"
In a daze, Passerby A felt as if his ear was being tugged tightly by something, causing him to stand up in pain.
She opened her misty eyes slightly, and what entered her eyes was a beautiful face that was exquisite and perfect. However, at this moment, her charming phoenix eyes were filled with anger, and her eyebrows were about to burn. She looked fierce and vicious, and she was ready to devour anyone.
"Fragrant! It smells so good!" His nose twitched a few times, and he inhaled all the fragrance in the air into his stomach." I'm sure you're a top-notch virgin!”
Silence! Dead silence! A pin-drop silence!
Just as the passerby was deeply intoxicated by the exquisite virgin body fragrance, he felt that the atmosphere seemed to be a little off. Why were there some big brats around him?
"Passerby A, what did you say?”
Ouyang Jing gritted her teeth and said word by word. She felt an uncontrollable urge to beat up the people in front of her. She couldn't help but want to make a move. However, in the end, her rationality prevailed.
It was this little wimp in front of him who had embarrassed him in front of the students time and time again, but he could not do anything about it.
"Passerby? Surnamed Lu, famous person A! Hmph, what a lousy name. Why didn't they call it a walk-on armor or a runner armor?”Of course, he could only think about it in his heart and not say it out loud, especially not from a teacher who was respected by the children.
"Ou…Ouyang…Ouyang Jing?”As if he had seen a ghost, the passerby screamed.
"Passerby A! Please add the word 'teacher'! And be careful not to sleep in my class! Do you understand?" Her brows furrowed slightly, clearly agitated by the fact that she had been called by her name.
The passerby suddenly thought of something and lowered his head to check. As expected, his line of sight was only four feet away from the ground. Those tender calves and chubby little hands all announced, He, Passerby A, was just a little wimp.
"How could this be? Wasn't I at the peak of Mount Tai? And it seems like something very wondrous happened.”He muttered softly. Suddenly, Passerby A's eyes lit up." Oh right, the Heaven Mending Divine Stone and the Nine Palace Karma Spell?”
Just as the passerby was about to take off his clothes and check, the beautiful teacher Ouyang Jing finally flew into a rage.
"Passerby A! Do you still have any respect for me, your teacher? Do you think that I have no qualms just because I can't do anything to you?”Ouyang Jing was fuming with anger. Her towering chest trembled up and down, drawing beautiful arcs one after another.
" Gulp!" His throat moved as he swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty. Passerby A's tiger eyes were dull as he stared at the great existence that was less than half a foot away from his face. That appearance was like the reincarnation of a hungry ghost. "Wow, it's definitely 37D!”
" You..." Feeling the passerby's burning gaze on her sensitive parts, Ouyang Jing had the urge to strangle the person in front of her. The anger that she had spent so much effort to suppress burned again, and this time it was burning more and more vigorously.
The temperature in the classroom instantly rose by five degrees. This was the true feeling of all the other students who were not involved in the matter.
Just as Ouyang Jing was about to lose control and explode, Passerby A instantly transformed into a pitiful appearance. Coupled with his current appearance of a teenager, it was really sad to hear and cry. He successfully resolved a crisis.
"Teacher Ouyang, you don't know. I have an eighty-year-old mother and a puppy waiting to be fed. There are old and young people taking care of this and that. I'm so busy that I can't sleep at night. That's why I slept in your class. I have sinned, I repent, please punish me.”His tone was heavy, his tone was sorrowful, and his eyes were filled with tears as he said such a world-shocking statement. It immediately stunned all the students present. As for Ouyang Jing, she was clearly not among them.
"Oh? Was that so? But why did I hear that a certain someone was extremely wealthy and extravagant? He gargled his mouth with milk, soaked his feet with tea leaves, picked his teeth with gold needles, and lit up his cigarette with gold notes!”Ouyang Jing said in a strange tone as she looked at the extremely pretentious passerby in front of her with a mocking expression.
"Teacher, you have to believe me! Do you know what the most painful thing in the world is? That was to say that no one believed what they said. You couldn't understand the pain.”Passerby A covered his chest with both hands and pretended to be heartbroken, trying to gain sympathy and trust.
Unfortunately, wishes were beautiful, but reality was cruel. Ouyang Jing didn't buy it at all." Do you know what the most painful thing in the world is? That was to force oneself to believe the other party's lies despite knowing it clearly!”
However, because of Passerby A's pestering, Ouyang Jing's original plan to punish Passerby A had already died in the womb. In fact, she did not dare to do anything to Passerby A. Previously, a lot of it was just to scare him.
"Sit down. Let's continue our class.”Ouyang Jing nodded at Passerby A and gestured for him to sit down." I can't sleep anymore."”
"I promise! I will never sleep in your class in the future.”He wanted to say," I swear in the name of the harem ", but he didn't say it in the end. He didn't want to leave a bad impression in the heart of this angelic face, devilish figure, and child-like beautiful teacher. That would be detrimental to his plan, a plan that would grow into a towering tree as soon as it sprouted.
Unfortunately, the sad thing was that Passerby A had no idea that he had always been playing the role of " A mischievous, mischievous, and disrespectful image. To change it, one would need to spend a huge amount of effort, and it was not something that could be done overnight.
"Hey, who's that?" When Ouyang Jing turned around to start teaching, Passerby A used his arm to gently nudge the little fatty sitting next to him. As for the name, in his words, it was just a minor character. The name was very important. He was the main character.
"What?" Little fatty cast a strange glance at the main character, Passerby A. From his expression, he seemed to be quite impatient.
"May I ask, what day is it today?”Passerby A pretended not to see Little Fatty's expression and directly ignored him." The more specific the better.”
"Today is December 21, 2012, Thursday.”The little fatty answered very " honestly ". Then, he added softly," You don't even know this? Could it be that your head and butt are reversed?”
"December 21st, 2012!”Passerby A's heart trembled violently. He didn't even care about the little fatty's insulting words. At this moment, his mind was filled with one year: "I, the beloved of the Moon Goddess, Passerby A, have returned to 17 years ago.”
This year, Passerby A was eight years old!
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