"You want to go shopping with me?" Zhou Yafei giggled as she looked at me. She looked at me flirtatiously and blinked her eyes at me.
"Vulgar!" I looked at Zhou Yafei with disdain and waved a finger in front of her." One word, vulgar! Two words, very vulgar! These three words are very vulgar!"
"Tsk, how is this vulgar?" Zhou Yafei stood up, and her fair little hands grabbed her small waist as if she was a female insect descending the mountain." If you want to go shopping with a beautiful woman, this is the least you can do! You can't possibly let me sit on your little iron donkey, right?”
"Shopping, shopping, of course, with my feet, not on my little iron donkey! Besides, you're so heavy. What if you crush my only car?”I deliberately acted like I was heartbroken to anger her. Who asked her to mock me?
"Speak clearly. Who crushed your car?”Zhou Yafei was furious when she heard what I said. She pinched my arm hard. "Ouch, it hurts! Let go! Let go!" My eyes stung and tears almost flowed out. I just said that this beauty had a very good foundation in martial arts, so I didn't deliberately pinch her very hard. It really hurt. When she let go, I saw a bruise on my arm.
"Alright, alright, I admit defeat. Zhou Yafei, I'm not going to bicker with you anymore. Let's get down to business.”I stopped smiling and pushed Zhou Yafei back onto the stool." I have a friend who is celebrating her birthday. I want to give her a decent gift because I'm asking her to do something for me. This gift must be in line with her wishes. You have nothing to do at home, so please be careful."”
"The friend you mentioned is a female friend, right?”Zhou Yafei suddenly said. "Hmm?" I was stunned for a moment before nodding." Yes, how did you know?”
"This is very simple. It's not difficult to guess. If you have something to ask him for help, you can ask him to discuss it at the wine table. There's no need to spend time on gifts.”Zhou Yafei analyzed it for me. What she said made sense. If the other party was a man, I wouldn't have spent so much effort. I would have just finished drinking.
"Yes, it's a female friend. I don't know much about this, so please give me some advice.”
" I can voice my opinions, but…" Zhou Yafei stretched out her small palm and placed it in front of me." What about my benefits?"”"No way. You want benefits for such a small matter? Your heart is too dark!" I didn't expect Zhou Yafei to do this to me. I was caught off guard.
"Wrong, this isn't a black heart. This is the reward you should pay me!”Zhou Yafei didn't give me any face at all. She kept talking about money with me.
"Alright, that's what you said." I said seriously. You're not easy to deal with, and I'm not easy to deal with either." Then you can live in my house. I'll charge you 1,000 yuan a month as rent! Electricity and water charges will be calculated separately! I can't stop pulling!"
"Alright! I'll keep my word!" Zhou Yafei had been wasting her time with me. When she heard that I was deliberately making things difficult for her, she became even more motivated. She slammed the table and stood up to confront me." Then I'll cook for you every day and clean your room. I'll charge you 1,200 yuan every month! After deducting your rent of 1,000 yuan, give me another 200 yuan a month!”
F * ck, how could I have forgotten about this? There's no free lunch in this world. Don't settle scores with women. This sentence is f * cking true! I immediately put on a smile and walked behind Zhou Yafei to massage her shoulders. I laughed and said," Hehe, I was just teasing you, and you took it seriously. You're so cute! Can a man like me be calculative with you?”
"Don't say nice things to me. I won't fall for it! Now you know you were wrong? Let's play!" Zhou Yafei said fiercely. Her eyes were wide and scary. I secretly cursed. If this beauty really got angry, it was also my fault. Why did I talk to her about money? You said that others were vulgar, but you were even more vulgar!
"This is how I am. I run around with my mouth full. I hope Miss Zhou Yafei is magnanimous and doesn't lower herself to my level.”I shamelessly said good things. Women all need to be coaxed, especially beautiful women. As long as I put in enough effort with my words, I can even fool a happy couple into breaking up.
"Alright! Alright! Who would lower themselves to your level!" Zhou Yafei glared at me, picked up the dishes and walked into the kitchen. When she was about to reach the door, she suddenly stopped and turned to smile at me." But I have a request!”
"What request?" As soon as I heard Zhou Yafei's tone soften, I knew that she was no longer angry. I quickly made up for it," If you have any instructions, Miss Zhou Yafei, just let me know. No matter if it's going to be a mountain of knives or a sea of fire, I won't say a single word!”
"Stinky bastard!" Zhou Yafei's expression suddenly became very gentle, and her face slowly turned sullen. She said gently," Don't call me Zhou Yafei in the future. I don't like it. Just call me Xiaofei!"”
Zhou Yafei turned around and went into the kitchen after she finished speaking. However, the smile she gave him was really beautiful! It made me feel even more smug than that person's smile back then. No wonder that muddle-headed old man Zhou You didn't hesitate to play with the princes in order to make his beloved concubine Baosi smile. Now it seems that if it were me back then, I would have done the same! It was easy to get a country, but it was hard to get a beautiful woman. So what if he had a poetic moment with a peerless beauty and would be cursed for thousands of years? Anyway, once he closed his eyes, he would not be able to see or hear anything!
After a long time, I still stood there in a daze. The title between her and me had been upgraded from Zhou Yafei to Xiaofei. It seemed that she was preparing to promote me! If a woman cares about how you address her, it means that you have a special place in her heart. You're different from ordinary friends. I understand the main point.
I wondered in my heart, why did she suddenly want me to change my mind? Could it be that she has developed feelings for me over time? No matter how one looked at it, Zhou Yafei was still the daughter of a rich family. Even if her father was not a rich man, he was still a high-ranking official! As for me, other than my father, who is the president of the headquarters in the United States, I seem to be a poor worker in China. How could she have a good impression of me?
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