The Most Laughable Escape
The belly of the crocodile suddenly became quiet. Long Qingqing stared at the top without moving. Ximen Qing was only concerned about doing this life-and-death thing with Long Qingqing. However, he had forgotten about the past. That elephant frog. The two-headed monster.
Back then, when he saw that Ximen Qing had only cured Long Qingqing's injuries and gotten this beauty, his eyes turned red with anger.
Hence, he shouted,"Ximen Qing, give me your life!"
The two-headed frog opened its two huge mouths, spewing out black water and then black smoke. When the smoke was spat out, it instantly turned pitch-black.
Xi Men Qing felt that the smell was too stimulating. The intense stimulation made him open his mouth and widen his eyes. Tears could not stop flowing down. He slowly chanted an incantation and released the Divine Art from his dantian. It passed through thirty-six acupoints, went through large and small circulation cycles, and a red light emitted from his glabella.
However, the black smoke passed through his nose and went straight into his windpipe. Then, it rushed straight in. This was a poisonous gas. Ordinary people would die if they smelled it. It was even more poisonous than the most poisonous snake in the world.
However, Ximen Qing had used the Divine Fire Technique, and the Divine Fire burned in his body. The red inner fire in his body burned more and more vigorously. Originally, his shen power fire was only natural fire, the lowest level of fire energy. However, this fire originated from the crocodile's body, and this crocodile had already reached the second level. Therefore, his Divine Power of Fire was greatly enhanced.
The red internal fire burned and rushed up from his dantian. However, the thick black smoke rushed in through his nose and pressed down. This black smoke was very powerful. Ordinary fire would be extinguished with a puff. The black smoke turned into a long blade and slashed at the red fire.
Thus, the black smoke and the red fire started a great battle in Xi Men Qing's body. The black smoke turned into a huge black blade and slashed down fiercely. The red flames turned into a spear.
The two-headed frog used its mind power to control the smoke. The black knife slashed left and right in Ximen Qing's body.
Xi Men Qing felt a knife twisting around his body. It was so painful that he was sweating profusely. He couldn't help but scream. He knew that it was the two-headed frog's doing. He followed Fire God's instructions and opened the Eye of Heaven. A red light flashed between his eyebrows. That red light was his Heavenly Eye.
Xi Men Qing used his Heavenly Eye and saw a black broadsword in his body. It was slashing wildly at the red heart first and then heavily. Xi Men Qing let out a scream. She swept her gaze at his stomach again, and it started to hurt again.
Ximen Qing silently chanted an incantation. The natural fire in his body slowly turned into a long spear, and the natural fire turned into a red short spear. It flew around and attacked the black broadsword.
The black broadsword slashed down, and the red short spear was raised, making a thunderous sound. Whoosh... The two weapons began to fight inside Xi Men Qing's body.
The black blade turned into a whoosh as it slashed out three times in a row. These three slashes were as fast as lightning. These were the three deadly slashes. These three slashes were aimed at Ximen Qing's heart. If a knife cut his heart, then Ximen Qing would die.
The red spear shook a few times and turned into three red spears. Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh. The three spears blocked three blades.
Xi Men Qing let out a loud cry. He felt a sharp pain in his chest. It felt like he was frying in a pot of oil. Burning in the fire.
Xi Men Qing couldn't help but let out a loud fart. Pu,... a loud, earth-shattering sound. Rumble…It was like a clap of thunder. The sound made the huge crocodile let out a loud cry. In an instant, he had fled a few hundred feet away. The crocodile opened its huge mouth, and Ximen immediately felt that it was dawn. A bright light spread out.
Ximen Qing rolled and fell.
"Go to hell, Ximen Qing!" the two-headed frog shouted.”It opened its mouth and spat out a cloud of green smoke. This green mist was refined from a lot of poisonous gases. It was even more powerful than the black gas. The green smoke transformed into the shape of a spear and stabbed into Ximen Qing's mouth. The spear was all-pervasive and indestructible. The red short spear hurriedly waved. It smashed down at the green spear.
Bang! The red spear was cut in half. Ximen Qing fell backward, blood slowly flowing out of his mouth.
Xi Men Qing felt his entire butt shaking, just like the earth was shaking. It was like an earthquake…Rumble…another surprised fart shot out like a cannon. This fart was even more powerful. It instantly blew open the big mouth of the Fire-mouthed Crocodile. Hua, a few long fangs flew out, and blood splattered everywhere.
This fart was too powerful. It broke a few of the crocodile's teeth.
Ximen Qing slowly got up. He pointed at the two-headed frog with one hand and spat out a few words through gritted teeth." I want to die with you."
However, the two-headed frog took a few steps back and shouted,""Wait, wait."
Xi Men Qing raised two iron fists and shouted,""Brat, you're scared. No matter how scared you are, I'll take your life today!”
The two-headed frog shouted,"Ximen Qing, you brainless fellow. I've thought of a way that we can all escape.”
Xi Men Qing pounced over, raised his two iron palms and shouted,""Give me your life!"
At this moment, a figure flashed and a woman stood in front of him. That woman was Long Qingqing. "Ximen Qing, you lunatic! Listen to him! Let's go together!" the woman shouted.”
Xi Men Qing's iron fist landed on the woman's body and sent her flying.
Xi Men Qing pulled the woman up.
The two-headed frog said," I'll inject the gas into your stomach. Use your fire technique to guide it out. Remember, don't resist my Qi. If you combine this qi with your fire, you will release a world-shaking fart. This fart will definitely open his mouth. Then, we will jump out of his mouth.
The woman clapped her hands and shouted,"Good idea.“
Xi Men Qing shook his head. My leg is injured, I can't jump that far. "At that time, your thigh will bounce out. Only I will die. If I don't do this, I'll die with you today! "After saying that, Ximen Qing pounced over again.
The two-headed frog thought for a moment and said,""How about this, the two of you climb onto my back, I'll carry you, and then jump out.
Xi Men Qing said,"I'll believe you this time. However, if you use any dirty tricks to deal with me, I won't let you off!"”
The two-headed frog shook its head." We're all people of the same fate. I won't hurt you."
Hence, Ximen Qing and Long Qingqing climbed onto the back of the frog. His back was very wide. There was enough space for one person to sit. Ximen Qing turned around.
The double-headed frog blew out the black and green gas at the same time. Two streams of smoke were directly sprayed into Ximen Qing's mouth. Ximen Qing secretly chanted an incantation and used that divine technique. A loud bang was heard. It produced an earth-shattering sound.……
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