"My shoes are broken, my hat is broken, my kasaya is broken, you laugh at me, he laughs at me, a fan is broken. Namo Amitabha, Namo Amitabha…"
A light and cynical tune echoed on the muddy country road. The singer was a man in tattered clothes but with a smile on his face.
He seemed to be extremely happy as he sang a song that no one could understand or understand. He walked alone on the small road, swaying as he walked, as if he was drunk.
As they walked, they suddenly heard a commotion in front of them. They didn't know what a bunch of people were doing in the wilderness. The man's curiosity was piqued. He took a few steps forward and took a look.
He was instantly amused.
There was a group of people in the middle, some holding reflective boards, some holding lights. A man in a vest was sitting on a chair with a loudspeaker and talking noisily.
There was also a camera aimed at the men and women in ancient costumes in the middle. They were actually filming.
The man rubbed his forehead and smiled bitterly."I didn't expect to see a long-lost movie after coming to this world. Speaking of which, it seemed that he really didn't look at it much in the past.”
There was no need to say anything about this man. From that song, one could tell that this person was undoubtedly Dong Xiao.
It had been a week since he left Muye. Dong Xiao did not deliberately hide his identity, nor did he immediately leave the Fire Country, which was under Muye's influence. Instead, he dressed up and wandered aimlessly in the Fire Country.
Today, he unexpectedly ran into a film crew. It was really interesting.
Dong Xiao rolled his eyes and thought for a moment. He walked over and was stopped by two people from afar."What are you doing? You can't go over.”
"Why can't we go over? Did you buy this piece of land?”Dong Xiao pretended to be a little dumb and snorted.""Also, filming? What filming? I don't understand."
"Heh, a fool is just making a movie.”a man said impatiently.
Dong Xiao deliberately pondered for a while and said,""Filming a movie?"
"Okay, if you know, then hurry up and leave.”The man looked at the mud on Dong Xiao's body with some disgust.
Dong Xiao pondered for a moment and said,"What is making a movie?" Can it be eaten?"
"As if…I can." "That's for watching. What's there to eat?" the man said unhappily.”
"Then what's the use of not eating it?" Dong Xiao narrowed his eyes and said," I've seen a lot of things. From the south to the north, I've seen everything along the way. Fathers killing their children, wives killing their husbands, brothers bullying their siblings, and sisters seducing their brothers-in-law. You don't even know what's even more ridiculous. You've never heard of a father teasing his daughter-in-law. Did you know? What did I not see? What are you filming? I've seen it all along the way. It's definitely better than what you've filmed.”
"Are you deliberately making things difficult for me? If you don't leave, I'll get someone to beat you up.”The man was a little anxious.
Dong Xiao seemed to be shocked when he heard that and shouted,""What is it? You still want to hit me? Today, I saw something new. He even dared to bite people when he looked at the door!”
"What did you say?" The man flew into a rage and raised his hand to hit her.
"Stop!" At this critical moment, the man who had been sitting there with a megaphone shouted,"Junxiong Jun, what are you doing?”
"Director, there's a troublemaker here.”The man called Toshio smiled bitterly.
Dong Xiao seized the opportunity and shouted,"What, what trouble?" Who's messing around? I'm just looking. Can't you just look at it? Are there people as unreasonable as you? Two days ago, I saw three ninjas fighting. When they saw me, they even obediently bowed to me. How dare you hit me? And you said I was causing trouble? If I'm bored and cause trouble for you, will you give me money?”
" I…" The man named Jun Xiong was about to cry. How did he let a fool get involved today?
The director frowned." Forget it. Give him something to eat and send him away."”
"I don't want to." Dong Xiao didn't wait for the man to speak and said,""Don't think that I'm a beggar and that I'm a fool.”
Hearing this, everyone could not help but laugh. No matter how one looked at it, Dong Xiao was dressed like a beggar, and his tone was not like a normal person.
When the director saw this, his interest was piqued."Then what do you want?"
"Me?" Dong Xiao couldn't think of what he wanted at the moment. In fact, he was just here to have some fun. It was purely a pastime. When he heard the director's question, he rolled his eyes and suddenly saw that the actress was quite beautiful. His blood instantly boiled again. He pointed at the actress and said with a smile,"I want it, Miss Hua."
Coughing sounds instantly rang out. The man called Jun Xiong cursed,"You're not stupid. You know who's pretty.”
"Nonsense, do you think I'm like you?”Dong Xiao said unhappily.
Jun Xiong's face turned green again, and he thought to himself, Why am I talking to a fool like an idiot?
"I can't give you this." The director didn't know whether to laugh or cry." If we give her to you, we won't be able to act anymore."”
"Then I'll act for you. I guarantee that I'll act better than her.”Dong Xiao said.
The director frowned and felt that Dong Xiao was indeed a little unreasonable. He said in a deep voice,""If there's nothing else, you should leave quickly. Otherwise, I'll really get someone to chase you away.”
" In broad daylight, under the clear sky, you actually did the business of kidnapping a commoner girl…Uh, no, it's the business of forcefully chasing people away. It's a heinous crime. I'll inform the Leaf Ninjas and get them to come over and get rid of you bunch of condescending things so that no one will suffer.”Dong Xiao shook his head and muttered. The words he said were very fast and the words he used were extremely strange. Everyone did not understand at the moment.
The director was getting a little annoyed." Then tell me something else. You can't ask anyone for it."”
"Uh, tell me another one? Alright, why don't you let me go with you? The man who was talking nonsense with me just now said something about filming? I just want to see what you're filming. Was it more interesting than the things I saw on the way from the south to the north?”Dong Xiao shook his head again.
The director was also confused by him. He nodded and said,"Alright, alright, follow us.”
"Alright, take me to dinner." Dong Xiao was carefree and did not treat himself as an outsider.
The director was stunned.”
"Nonsense, have you ever seen a beggar cook for himself?”Dong Xiao glanced at the director as if he was looking at an idiot. Then, he tugged at Jun Xiong and said,""Hurry up and find a place to eat. I'm starving.”
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