After logging out of the game, Xuanyuan took a shower and went to the door. He hailed a taxi and said,"Old Master, go to Yingbin Avenue." Good class.
When I arrived at Sister Li's house (I got to know her after she left home), I pressed the doorbell. Ding dong ~ Ding dong. Who is it? A girl's voice sounded from inside. I said, Sis, it's me. Coming ~ Coming ~ Soon, the door opened. After Sister Li opened the door, she was stunned for a moment and said,"Why are you here? I said,"Why aren't you welcome?" Sister Li said,"How can I not welcome you?" After saying that, she pulled me in. "You go ahead and cook," Sister Li said. I said,"No need, Sis. I just came over to see you. I had something to do on your birthday and couldn't come. You're not angry with me, are you? Sister Li said,"What are you angry about? I'm already twenty-seven years old. Do you still believe in this?" I said, Sis, let's go out for dinner today. It's my treat. Sister Li said,"No need. Don't waste money. It's good to eat at home." I said,"Alright then, we'll eat here and also try your cooking." Sister Li said,"Then sit down for a while. It'll be done soon." I'll look around. After I finished speaking, I got up and walked into my sister's bedroom. The room was filled with the faint fragrance of a woman. There was a small pink bed with two dolls on it. I said,"Do all girls like to put these things on their beds? Looking along the edge of the bed, there's a photo of her daily life placed at the head of the bed. There's a computer in the corner, and next to the computer is a wardrobe. It's very simple. I walked over and opened the wardrobe, and it immediately closed. Why is it full of underwear?
It's time to eat, Sister Li shouted. I replied. Looking at the dishes on the table, I drooled. It smells so good, I said. Sister Li said," Then eat more. I said that I will definitely destroy them." The meal passed quickly. He sat on the sofa in the living room with Sister Li. Sister Li said, Mantis, find something to do in the future. You can't go on doing nothing all day. "Sister, you know that I don't like to be restricted by others. I'm used to being free. Let's talk about it later." Sister Li rolled her eyes at me and sighed.
Xuanyuan Nian left Sister Li's house at 8 pm.
The next morning, he went to a newspaper stand on the street and asked an old man,"Sir, may I ask what kind of recruitment newspaper you have here? Yes, yes. Wait a moment, young man. I'll help you look for it. After a while, the old man took out a pile of newspapers and said,"They're all here. You can choose." I was speechless. Why was this newspaper so dirty? I threw five yuan and casually took a few newspapers before leaving. The old man shouted,"There's no need for so much. "There's no need, Grandpa." The old man thought to himself, Why are the garbage collectors so generous these days? (Sweat ~~ I guess even the praying mantis will cry when he hears this.)
He randomly picked up a newspaper and looked at the recruitment notices in the lower right corner. The shop needs employees aged 18 and above and 35 years old (male and female are not limited). Requirements: "Handsome appearance, monthly salary 3000- 6000 a month, commission at the end of the month, registration hot line **3 Mr. Liu.
Looking at the first recruitment notice, Xuanyuan Nian compared it with himself. The conditions were quite suitable. He picked up his phone and called. **3 Yes, that's right. A woman's voice came from the other end. Hello! Hello! May I help you?
When Xuanyuan Nian heard that the service attitude was good, it seemed like there was a chance. Mantis said,"Oh, I'm calling because I saw the recruitment notice in the newspaper.
Recruitment? The woman on the phone said," Wait a minute, Brother Han, Brother Han." What was it? A man's voice came from the phone. Someone was applying, the woman replied. Oh really? I'll pick it up, the man said. Are you here to apply for a job? Xuanyuan thought,"Isn't that obvious? Didn't that woman tell you just now?" Answer: En yes. " Tell me about your height, age, and ability," the man on the phone asked. Doesn't that require an interview? Xuanyuan Nian said. As long as you were young, capable, and handsome, you could go straight to work.
Xuanyuan Nian explained his height and age to the other party, then asked,"What is this ability of yours?" The man said,"It's the ability that all men like." Xuanyuan Nian didn't understand? "What do men like?" she asked. Which aspect? The other end of the phone rang and said,"Kid, don't pretend to be innocent. Of course, I'm referring to the X aspect. When Xuanyuan Nian heard this, he quickly said,"Wait, what is your company doing?" Why do I need something in that area? The man opposite him was also speechless and thought to himself, This kid is playing with me. It was to hire male prostitutes. Xuanyuan Nian hung up the phone and scolded,"Your sister's breasts ~ I'm still a little girl. How can I let those aunties take advantage of me? Just thinking about it made my hair stand on end.
Then, he looked at the next post.
To hire a cleaner…pass
Condom salesman…Sweat.
Hiring a wet nurse…I don't have milk. pass
The bathhouse was hiring…Pass (Female bathhouse can be considered)
Hiring a male nanny…I'm touching your sister's breasts! The woman probably hired a male nanny because she was worried about her husband. If I really got hired, I wouldn't be at ease without your husband.。。Pass.
He had finished reading all the newspapers, but there was still nothing suitable for Xuanyuan Nian. When he left, he glanced at the newspaper. May 10th, 2077? F * ck your sister's chest! The newspaper from two years ago. After saying that, she angrily took a pile of newspapers and went to look for the old man at the newsstand.
Old man, Xuanyuan Nian ran to the newspaper stand and threw the newspaper on the table."I really gave you money, right?" The old man looked at Xuanyuan Nian in a daze. Xuanyuan Nian shouted,""Then why did your sister sell me last year's newspaper? When the old man heard this, he said,"Aren't you a waste collector?" Xuanyuan Nian was speechless."Are you old? Do I look like I'm buying junk?" The old man picked up the presbyopic glasses on the table and said,"You really can't tell without your glasses. Dong ~ Xuanyuan Nian fainted.
After a day, he still didn't find a job. Watching the sunset, Xuanyuan Nian walked alone on the evening road. The road was full of people coming and going. Suddenly, Xuanyuan Nian's phone rang.(Little sister, you are naked, big brother is swimming in bed, ah, up and down leisurely).。。。。He picked up the phone and looked around at the crowd. Many women rolled their eyes at Xuanyuan Nian and shouted,"Stinky hooligan. Xuanyuan Nian was speechless."Your sister's breasts. Where did I flow to?" A man came up from the side and asked,"Brother, what a good ringtone! Where did you download it? Xuanyuan Nian cursed,"Get lost!"
Chen Feng (Chen Feng got to know Xuanyuan Nian after he came out, so they didn't know Xuanyuan Nian's true identity) took a shower and sat on the sofa with Xuanyuan Nian. Chen Feng said to Xuanyuan Nian, Are you still going to look for a job tomorrow?
En! I said. Oh right, I asked you to help me change the ringtone yesterday. It's called " The Love of a Thousand Lives ". Can you help me change it? Why don't you like it? Chen Feng said. Mantis said," I can't take it. The attraction is too strong. I don't want to be called a hooligan by all the beautiful women." " Hehe," Chen Feng said with a smile." Then I'll help you get another one."
Thump ~ Thump ~ Thump! Please come in! A woman wearing a white shirt, a ponytail, and a pair of pink cropped pants walked in. It was Sister Li. Sitting opposite him was a slightly plump, bespectacled, bald man who was less than 1.2 meters tall. The man said to Sister Li,"Yiyi ~(Sister Li's full name), you said last time that you had a younger brother who wanted to find a job, right?" Sister Li replied,"Yes, Director Lei.(So this fatty is in charge of human resources.) Thank you for your trouble." Department Director Lei chuckled as he stood up from his chair and walked towards Sister Li. He held her hand and said to her, Yiyi, what are you talking about? Come, come and sit down, hehe ~ Just call me Brother Lei, don't call me Director, Director (laughing so hard that she wanted to be slapped). Sister Li pulled her hand back, blushed, and said to Director Lei,"How's my brother?" Sister Li asked. Old Lei (temporarily called Old Lei) said,"Oh, look at me. You're such a beauty standing in front of me, and I'm only looking at you, hehe…Old Lei said, Yes, there's a vacancy in the security department. Bring your brother over for an interview tomorrow. I'll go over and say hello. Thank you so much, Director Lei, Sister Li said. Old Lei went over and placed his hands on Sister Li's shoulders. He said,"I told you not to call me Director Lei. Call me Brother Lei." Sister Li quickly took a few steps back and said,"Lei ~ Brother Lei, if there's nothing else, I'll go out first. After saying that, I ran out." Old Lei laughed and said,"You can't escape from my palm."
The next morning, Xuanyuan Nian went to a roadside stall. The boss brought three buns, a bowl of soy milk, and two fried dough sticks. The girls sitting next to him looked at Xuanyuan Nian strangely. Xuanyuan Nian said to the girls,"What are you looking at? You've never seen a handsome guy before."
When they heard this, they raised their middle fingers at Xuanyuan Nian at the same time. Xuanyuan Nian was sweating ~ How could the current pretty girls be so fierce? (Attention, everyone. Xuanyuan Nian's new ringtone is about to appear. Applause for encouragement ~~~
Prelude ~ Ring ring ring ~ Yiyamayi, Yiyamayi, a beautiful woman handed to me, ohyamayoh, ohyamayoh, without saying anything, I started to do it, three, three condoms, two rotten condoms, four hours without stopping…Hehe…It never stopped. (The above song was adapted from the first, second, third, and fourth songs.) Everyone around him saw Xuanyuan Nian spit the soy milk in his mouth onto their faces. The youtiao in your mouth was spat into my mouth. The youtiao in the boss's oil pot was fried black. Xuanyuan Nian took a look and quickly ended the battle. After eating, he left. After breakfast, she paid for the meal and picked up the phone. Hello! Sis... What's the matter? Xuanyuan Nian asked. Sister Li said, guess? I said,"Sister, just say it. Don't waste my brain cells." Xuanyuan Nian said. Hehe, you'll know when you come to the restaurant where I work. It's the Jufeng Hotel on Tianshui Road. Xuanyuan Nian replied with an 'oh' and was about to arrive. He looked at the comrades who were eating behind him and sent me off with a disdainful look. He rubbed his head and thought to himself, I'm just a little handsome. What's there to see? He hailed a taxi and headed for the Heavenly Water Road.
After getting out of the car, he looked at the golden words "Jufeng Hotel" and walked in. Hello, Sir! Welcome to Jufeng Hotel. Please come in. The two greeters at the door smiled at me. Xuanyuan Nian said in a silly manner,"Hello, hello ~"。。。。。Excuse me, is Li Yiyi here? I asked. Li Yiyi is changing in the on-call room. Are you her boyfriend? One of the pretty greeters asked. Xuanyuan Nian said,"I'm her younger brother. I'm here to look for her." Oh! Then I'll help you call her. After saying that, I ran inside to call Sister Li. Thank you! Xuanyuan Nian said.
Not long after, the receptionist came out with Sister Li. Sister Li saw me and said, It came quite quickly. I said,"That's right. Sister, I dare not disobey your order." The receptionist next to her smiled and said to Sister Li,"Yiyi, you guys chat. I'll go to the door." Looking at the receptionist who had left, Xuanyuan Nian said,"Sis, this girl is not bad. She's quite passionate. When Sister Li heard this, she rolled her eyes at me and said,"Why do you think I'm beautiful?" Do you want me to introduce you? I hurriedly said,"Don't ~ please don't ~ sister." Yiyi snorted and said,"Come with me to the Human Resources Department. I'll take you to see the director." It was all thanks to her help this time. Of course, she didn't dare to mention the matter of being taken advantage of by Department Director Lei to Xuanyuan Nian. If she did, she didn't know what trouble Xuanyuan Nian would cause, Yiyi thought.
Thump ~ Thump ~ Thump! When he entered, Old Lei called out. When he saw Yiyi enter, he was about to stand up and take advantage of her. When he saw the handsome man behind him, he was stunned and said, Who is this? This is my younger brother. I asked you to help me get a job last time. Old Lei said,"Oh, no, no." Xuanyuan Nian reached out his hand and said,"Hello!" Department Director Lei. Old Lei laughed and said,"Good, good, good. Yiyi, bring your brother to the security chief. Tell him that I introduced him." "En ~ Sorry to trouble you," Yiyi said.
He followed Sister Li to the security department and immediately saw a round fatty with a bowl cut. A gold necklace that seemed to weigh at least five pounds was hanging around his thick neck. Looking at Sister Li and the boy beside her, Chen Kui sat on a chair with a cigarette in his mouth. He stared at Sister Li's chest and said, Isn't this Yiyi? Why are you looking for me?
Sister Li said,"Department Director Lei said that you still have a vacancy for a security guard position, so he asked me to bring my brother over to find you to make arrangements." When Chen Kui heard this, he thought to himself,[You're a masochist, you shorty Lei. You already said that you're going to make arrangements for him. Why are you still looking for me?(I can't help it, he's the CEO's relative.)] However, he said,"Oh, so it was arranged by Department Director Lei. Okay!" Wait a minute. Little Yao, Little Yao. Chen Kui shouted after he finished speaking. A moment later, a woman in her twenties came in. She glanced at Xuanyuan Nian with her charming eyes and said to Chen Kui, Brother Chen, what's the matter? Chen Kui said,"This is Yiyi's younger brother. He just started work today. Director Lei arranged for him to come in. Take him to register his information." Oh! "Okay," Little Yao said."Come with me." Then, she pointed at Xuanyuan Nian. Xuanyuan Nian followed Little Yao out of the security room.
Xuanyuan Nian followed Little Yao to her desk alone. Behind her, Xuanyuan Nian's eyes never left a certain part of Little Yao's body. She was wearing a black miniskirt, her long hair was draped over her shoulders, and her breasts were standing upright. The red bra under the thin white muslin dress was faintly visible. She was about to burst. Xuanyuan Nianzhi swallowed his saliva. He was not in a daze and had already raised his steel gun to stab Little Yao's butt. Aiyo ~ Little Yao pouted. Handsome, you're so bad ~ You just met and you're already stabbing me with a stick ~!
Xuanyuan Nian thought to himself, Slut, what a slut! Hehe ~ But I like it…
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