What? F * ck you! Even Shangguan Zimu, who was more reserved, was furious when he heard this. He grabbed the waiter and asked, Since when did I order a hundred-year-old flower sculpture!
The waiter quickly said," That Mantis guy who came with you is objective. He slapped Zimu's hand away and said," If you don't have money, then..."。Humph! After saying that, he clapped his hands and five Level 70 NPC brawny men immediately appeared!，If you don't have the money, we'll arrest you and bring you to court. At that time, you'll be in jail for a month!
Mu cursed in his heart,"Damn it, Mantis, you're really ruthless." Looking at the five level 70 NPCs in front of him, he broke out in a cold sweat and hurriedly said, F * ck! Did I say I didn't pay? Wait a minute.。
After saying that, he hurriedly contacted his brothers.'F * ck, hurry up and get me 1,000 gold coins. Otherwise, Young Master and I will go to jail!'
Boss, are you kidding me? We don't have that much money. We don't even have the business of exchanging RMB for gold coins!
" I don't care!" Zimu shouted." You can think of a way. Give me the money in thirty minutes!" After saying that, he hung up the communication! He fiercely thought to himself, Mantis, I'm not done with you!
At this moment, Mantis and the others discussed that they would go online at eight o'clock sharp tomorrow morning to take a look at the stone door on the third floor of the Monkey Spirit Cave. They then went offline!
Mantis took off the helmet on his head and walked out of the room. He bumped into Fatty and Qingfeng who just happened to come out. The few of them chuckled. Qingfeng said, Mantis, you're really ruthless. Ten jars of hundred-year-old flower carvings? The Evil Emperor is probably in a hurry to raise money now, haha!
I smiled and said,"Damn it, who does he think he is? Who else can I fool if I don't fool him? Let's go out and eat. I'll treat you today." Fatty said, Boss, do you have any other arrangements?
When I heard this, I thought,'You damn fatty, you're in heat. Alright, I'll bring you to play later.' I chuckled. I already thought of how to play after dinner. I'll make you in heat, humph!
The three of them went downstairs. Qingfeng went to drive his Hummer. Soon, the car arrived in front of us.
After getting in the car, I told Qingfeng not to go to the city and just find another place. Fatty and I offended some people in the city and we didn't want to cause any trouble for the time being.
Qingfeng nodded and stepped on the accelerator. The Hummer sped off. Twenty minutes later, we arrived at a small town. Qingfeng said, This town is relatively safe. I don't think your enemy will come here. Let's go.
After we got out of the car, Fatty and I stared at the rows of small shops with red light bulbs. Fatty pulled Qingfeng and asked, I say, damn it, didn't you bring us here to eat? Why is this f * cking chicken shop!
Qing Feng laughed evilly and said to Fatty and me," This is a place for entertainment after eating. Let's go eat first.
Fatty said," Qingfeng, I didn't expect you to be such a wolf who loves to eat chicken even though you look like a gentleman. Haha!"
I was speechless. I said, hurry up and eat. I'm f * cking starving.
We arrived at a small restaurant. The specialty dishes inside were indeed good. The lady boss was from Sichuan. She had big breasts and a round butt. She looked to be in her early thirties. She spoke Mandarin with a strong Sichuan accent and said to us, What would the three handsome boys like to eat?
I said,"Boss, you're from Sichuan, right? Get me some Sichuan specialty dishes and two boxes of beer."
Yes, yes…Sit down! (Sichuan dialect! You're poking a hazi.
After the lady boss went in, Fatty pulled me over and said, Boss, you're so awesome. The lady boss asked you to poke her, but why didn't you react?
I kicked Fatty and scolded him jokingly, Get lost...
Qing Feng lowered his head and laughed.
Fatty slapped Qing Feng's head and said, F * ck, why are you laughing? Didn't you hear it yourself?
Hahahaha ~ Aiyo, my stomach. This is f * cking ridiculous. Fatty, I really admire you. Hahahaha…
Fatty rubbed his round head and muttered to himself, She said she would poke him!
Not long after, the food and wine were all served. We waved the chopsticks in our hands like hungry ghosts. In less than an hour, the food and wine were all consumed under the strange gaze of the lady boss!
Patting my belly, I told the lady boss to settle the bill." 217 yuan. You can give me 200 yuan," the lady boss said.
After giving the lady boss 200 yuan, we walked out of the shop. Before we left, the lady boss said something that almost made us choke to death!
Ha Ci is poking again! (Come and sit next time)
Cough cough cough ~ I can't f * cking take it anymore. I'm dying of laughter. I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. Haha...
I kicked Fatty. Stop laughing. Let's go. Didn't you say that you wanted me to make arrangements for you after dinner?
Qing Feng poked his head over and said," Boss, this isn't good. I'm also your underling. I have to make arrangements too!
I was speechless. He cursed in his heart,"Damn Qingfeng, why are you stirring up trouble?"
Get in the car and go to the red light district!
Hooray! Fatty and Qing Feng roared out. As the saying goes, after eating and drinking, one would think of lust. It was not wrong to describe these two people.
Soon, we arrived at the red light district. After stopping the car, the three of us walked out. The weather was not very cold now. Looking at the ladies in each shop, they were all dressed very scantily. One of them was not wearing any underwear. She opened her legs and called out to us,"Handsome, come and play."
Fatty and Qingfeng were stunned. Fatty ran over and asked," I walked over with Qingfeng. When the girl saw me, her eyes lit up. She stood up and stood beside me. She held my shoulder with her right hand and said, Handsome, seeing how handsome you are, can I charge you a hundred?
Fatty cursed and pointed at the woman. What about me?
Three hundred and ten cents! the woman said.
Qing Feng looked at the woman and chuckled. Boss, you're so handsome that you can even get a discount when looking for a chicken. I'm impressed! Admirable!
I didn't say anything. This woman was indeed pretty. I said to her, How many three people?
Fatty and Qingfeng quickly said,"Boss, you want to play with the three dragons and the phoenix?"
The woman didn't wait for me to speak and interrupted, What's the big deal about three dragons playing with a phoenix? I've even played with a phoenix riding nine dragons before. However, you're asking for such a price for all three of them! After saying that, he stretched out a finger and waved it in front of us!
I pretended to be surprised and looked at the woman. Ten thousand?
The woman giggled and said," I don't have any bricks under me, so it doesn't have to be so expensive. One thousand yuan!
Fatty walked to my side and pulled Qingfeng and me over. He whispered," Boss, Qingfeng, how about I make a bet?
Qing Feng and I looked at each other and said in unison, Bet on what?
Fatty smiled wretchedly and said," I bet 50 dollars that I can get her for 30 minutes! How about it, ten thousand yuan!
Qingfeng and I looked at each other and said to Fatty at the same time, Deal!
After saying that, he turned around and walked to the side of that b * tch. Qingfeng and I followed him and saw what kind of tricks Fatty wanted to play!
At this moment, Fatty said to the woman,"Miss!" Can I discuss it with you? To discuss!
The police officer was puzzled,"What do we discuss?"
Well, I'm prone to premature defecation! I don't think 300 yuan is worth it. How about this? I'll use 50 yuan and only do five. When I count to five, I'll get up. What do you think?
That b * stard thought for a moment and thought to himself,"Fifty yuan for five hits. Isn't this just a matter of a few seconds? Ten yuan for one hit. This is a good deal." So he said to Fatty,"Okay!" 50 it is, as long as you are honest!
F * ck ~ I cursed in my heart.
Qingfeng pulled Fatty and whispered," Fatty, how do we know if you really did it for 30 minutes? We bet 10,000 yuan that we will go up and take a look!"
Fatty looked at me and I nodded.
Fatty gritted his teeth and said to the woman beside him, My friend doesn't believe that I'm premature entranced and insists on going up to take a look. How about this? I'll give you an extra 300 yuan as a ticket.
The woman didn't mind. So be it. It wasn't like she hadn't been seen before. She reached out and took the fat 300 yuan and went upstairs. The three of us went upstairs. It wasn't very big inside. There was only a big bed and a few broken stools.
Qingfeng and I walked to the stool and said to Fatty, Let's begin!
Fatty put on his clothes and took off his clothes, revealing his fat body in front of us. Qingfeng said to me, Boss, Fatty won't crush that woman to death, right?
。。。。。。He didn't know. He would wait and see.
At this moment, Fatty quickly stripped the woman of her clothes. Qingfeng and I were breathing heavily. Damn it, I haven't touched a woman for a long time. Unknowingly, the small tent was erected.
At this moment, Fatty lifted the woman's feet and said to the woman under him, I'm going to start counting.
The woman looked at Fatty with disdain and said," Hurry up, don't waste time. It's only five times. Hurry up.
Qingfeng and I looked at each other. We didn't know what Fatty was up to. At this moment, we heard Fatty start counting. One, two, three, four.。。。。When the woman heard this, she said,"Hurry up. There's still five. Why aren't you shouting?"
Fatty shouted,
Two, two, three, four
Three, two, three, four
Four, two, three, four,
Change positions!
Again! One, two, three, four…。。It lasted for a full 30 minutes!
F * ck! F * ck! Qingfeng and I completely broke down. We fell down from the stool. I pointed at Fatty and said, Damn it, Fatty, you're really something! He even used the radio gymnastics. Ten thousand yuan, yours. F * ck, Qingfeng, let's go!
Fatty chuckled as he pulled up his pants and threw 500 yuan to the woman. He said, 500 yuan for 9,500 yuan, and you can even have a shot. Haha, it's worth it! After I lost 10,000 yuan to Qingfeng, I felt like I was being played. Qingfeng said, Boss, Fatty is too damn shameless. I can't stand it anymore. F * ck, 30 minutes of broadcast gymnastics, f * ck his grandmother!
I sighed and patted Qing Feng's shoulder. Don't worry, I've recorded the video with my phone. If I sell this video, I'll definitely make more than ten thousand yuan.
Fatty happened to hear it and quickly ran over. Boss, boss, I was wrong. I shouldn't have fooled you. Don't sell the video. Otherwise, how can I date girls in the future! Boss, I didn't touch a single cent of the money. It's all here. Count it.
I chuckled and took the money from Fatty's hand. I threw it to Qingfeng and said, You see, I was right, right? I can earn back my money by lying casually and even watch a live show for free.
Qingfeng laughed and followed me into the car. Fatty, who was cursing at the back, was left behind. Boss, you guys are really shameless. You actually lied to me! Hey, wait for me!
It was already one o'clock at night when she returned to Qingfeng's house. She took a shower and fell asleep on the bed.
Early the next morning, banging sounds came from the door. I was very angry and shouted, Who the f * ck is this! Don't wake me up!
Boss! Boss! Get up quickly, it's already 8:30, and there are many beautiful women waiting for you inside!
When I heard the word beauty, I immediately stood up and opened the door. I saw Fatty standing at the door panting. I said, Fatty, did you f * cking do the broadcast gymnastics yesterday? Did you get out of breath? Do you want me to help you apply for leave from the beauties?
Damn ~ Boss, you're not loyal! Fatty said angrily.
I chuckled and said to Fatty, You enter the game first, I'll follow you.
He closed the door, washed up, settled his personal issues, and ate something. It was already nine o'clock. He put on the helmet and entered the game!
Beep, beep, beep. As soon as he went online, he received an email. It was from Sweetheart Xiaoya.
[Mantis!] We'll wait for you in the Dragon City Restaurant. Come quickly!
I replied,"Little Ya, I'll be right there."
I jogged all the way to the restaurant. When I passed by the class change center, I stopped for a moment before turning around and running towards Dragon City Restaurant. As soon as I entered, I saw that it was filled with players and it was abnormally noisy. I was stunned for a moment. I looked at a table in the distant corner and saw a few familiar figures sitting there. It was Red Ocean. I walked over and said, Hey! Good morning, everyone. Come and have breakfast!
Humph! The red ocean roared at me," It's almost lunchtime, why are you only here now? Everyone has been waiting for you for half a day. You don't have any sense of time at all.
Uh, I'm sorry, everyone. I'm sorry.。。After saying that, he glared at Ouyang Haixin and said mockingly,"" I've seen your underwear once, haven't I? Do you have to hate me so much? Besides, I'm just looking." I didn't touch you, but you keep calling me a hooligan. Do you really want me to f * ck you? I almost shouted the last sentence.
Silence, absolute silence. Especially when I said that I've seen your underwear once, the clamoring around me all stopped at this moment. They all focused their gazes on me. Every gaze was filled with invisible killing intent, as if they wanted to swallow me alive.
I shivered and sat down on a chair in the corner.
At this moment, Xiao Ya stood up and walked to Ouyang Haixin. At this moment, Ouyang Haixin's face was as red as a ripe apple. It was so red that people couldn't help but want to take a bite. Xiao Ya said," Damn rogue, you peeked at me, and now you're peeping at Sister Hai Xin. You damn rogue, do you believe that I'll really castrate you?"
The restaurant, which had just regained some liveliness, was so quiet that one could hear a pin drop.
One of the Orc Warriors couldn't stand it anymore. He stood up and said, Damn it, you brat, it's fine if you peeked at one, but you peeked at two, damn it!
F * ck, what the f * ck has this got to do with you? Drink your tea, why are you so talkative! I thought to myself.
At this moment, Ouyang Lingling also whispered,"Hooligan!"
Boom ~ I fell to the ground and prayed in my heart: Please don't tell anyone about the scene when I created the character. Otherwise, I would really become a pervert.。
Everyone looked at me. I hurriedly said, It was a misunderstanding! It was a misunderstanding! It was definitely a misunderstanding!
The Queen Bee was furious." Brat, I can tolerate you peeking at my sister, but you're peeking at the ocean? F * ck, if it wasn't for the fact that PK isn't allowed in the city, I really want to beat you up!"
Fatty and Qingfeng both lowered their heads and secretly laughed. The naughty baby looked at me and walked to my side and said,"Brother Mantis, you have to be responsible for me!"
F * ck, what kind of era is this? I have to take responsibility just because I saw it. What kind of responsibility am I taking?
Faint Fragrance said," Alright, alright. Stop fooling around. We've wasted a lot of time. Let's go."
I nodded at Faint Fragrance to express my gratitude.
Everyone stood up from their seats one after another. This seat already had a great influence, especially with a few beautiful women inside. The people at the nearby tables all looked in our direction.
I said to everyone,"Let's go. If we stay any longer, I'll feel like I'm being looked at like a monkey!"
After everyone quickly left the restaurant, a player dressed as an Assassin secretly sent out an email. Boss Evil Emperor, the target has already left. What should we do now?
Soon, an email came back with only two words: Tracking!
After we left, I said to everyone, You guys go to the cave first. I'm now level 15. I'll go to the teacher to learn some skills. I'll catch up with you guys soon. I'll temporarily hand over the position of team leader to Qingfeng. Call me if there's anything.
Qingfeng said,"Boss, go ahead. We'll wait for you there."
After I finished speaking, I turned around and left the crowd, walking towards the class change building alone.
The Assassin player following behind Mantis's group saw a person leave alone in the middle and quickly sent an email to Evil Emperor." Boss, one of them left alone. He was wearing a white leather armor. He looked like the mantis you were looking for.
" Don't worry about the others," the Vile-Emperor replied." Just follow that mantis for now. Don't expose yourself. Contact me when he leaves the city!"
After entering the class change building, I looked at the people in front of me. They were all players who had just arrived in the main city. As soon as I entered, everyone looked at me. One of them shouted. This was the number one player, Mantis. Why was he here?
After that player shouted, everyone rushed towards me. I broke out in a cold sweat as I thought," Wasn't he just here to learn a skill? Was there a need to make such a big commotion?
He quickly disappeared from everyone's sight and quickly ran towards the eighth floor.
After going upstairs, I pushed open the wooden door that was about to fall apart and walked in. The room was still the same, with tattered decorations. The only difference was that the Assassin mentor lying on the bed was no longer on that bed. I walked over in confusion and looked around. I shouted at the top of my lungs, but there was still no movement inside.
Damn it, where did this old drunkard go? He actually skipped work. Damn it! I'll wait for him. So, I walked to the nearest chair and sat down. From my backpack, I took out a jar of hundred-year Huadiao wine that I'd 'gotten' from the restaurant. I opened the seal on it and the fragrance of the wine assailed my nose. I thought to myself, this wine is indeed extraordinary. Just smelling it makes me feel refreshed. I held the jar with both hands and lowered it, raising my hand to take a sip.
At this moment, a figure quickly flashed past my face. The hundred-year Huadiao wine that I was holding had already disappeared from my hand. I looked in the direction of the black figure. Who else could it be other than that drunkard teacher?
At this moment, Teacher Dark Eagle raised his hand and grabbed the wine jar. He gulped down my hundred-year-old flower carving in a few gulps! After drinking it, he burped and said, Good wine! Good wine! I haven't tasted such delicious wine for a long time, haha!
After he finished laughing, he looked at me angrily. He walked to my side and said to me, Um, why are you here?
F * ck you, old thing. Don't play dumb with me. You drank my wine and asked me why I'm here. Tell me, why am I here? I asked back.
Hehe…Hehe…The drunkard teacher laughed and said to me, If you want to learn a skill, then so be it. Why did you bring a gift?
I was completely speechless. I had never seen someone so shameless. He had also finished all the wine. I couldn't let this old bastard spit it out, so I said to the drunkard teacher in front of me, You drank a jar of my hundred-year-old flower sculpture. It's a hundred-year-old flower sculpture. If you don't teach me some good skills this time, I'll go to the Galaxy Company and sue you for robbing the players 'finances!
The teacher said to me,"You're now level 15. Take this skill book. Just treat it as compensation for the good wine I gave you."
I glared at the drunkard teacher and grabbed the book in his hand. I took a look at it and saw that it was a tattered book. On it were three large words,"Thief","Steal", and "Art". Without saying anything else, I clicked on the learn button. After learning it, I checked the effects of the Steal skill.
Stealing Technique (Third-grade Book)
Learning Level 15
[Effect: Steals from targets lower than your level. Stealing success rate is 20%!]
Stealing from a target that is higher than the user's level. The success rate of stealing is 1%! Skill Cooldown Time: 30 seconds!
[Note: Books are divided into seven grades: Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, and the Level 1 Skill Book was the highest skill!
I looked at the skill attributes in front of me and jumped up happily!
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