Fatty (Xuanyuan Nian's classmate) looked at Xuanyuan Nian who was deep in thought and said,"What are you thinking about? I came back to my senses from my memories and said to Fatty. I had nothing to do but think about the past. After I finished speaking, I wiped the tears from the corners of my eyes and said to Fatty beside me, Why is Fatty looking at me? Fatty lowered his head and said, Let's go back to sleep. After saying that, he pulled me back to a four-star hotel. As soon as we entered, Fatty said that it was more comfortable to sleep on the bed! After saying that, he picked up the remote control in his hand and turned on the television hanging on the wall.
An advertisement was played on the TV screen. A sexy woman in a bikini stood in front of the TV and said, Ladies and gentlemen, the large-scale intelligent game " Heaven and Earth " developed by Sky International Corporation is officially open for beta testing! There are unexpected wonderful things inside! A 100% realistic sensory experience! Come to Heaven and Earth and use your own hands to create a world and become a powerhouse that everyone will pay attention to!
F * ck! Fatty cursed in disgust,"This advertisement is so f * cking disgusting, wait a minute…" Fatty rubbed his eyes and looked at the words below. True Sensory Rating 100%, then there would be a lot of pretty girls 'butts to touch. After thinking about it, Fatty smiled evilly. (F * ck ~ It seems that this kid entered the game for this. After Mantis found out, he gave him the middle finger.)
Xuanyuan Nian thought,"Fatty, why are you shouting so loudly?" After coming out of the washroom, he looked at Fatty who was stunned and asked,"What's wrong?" Fatty said,"F * ck!" Why are there so many scars on your body? Mantis said,"Nothing. It's just from those few fights." Fatty said,"I say, Xuanyuan Nian, how can you end up like this in a fight? I really have to hand it to you. Come and watch the TV. There's a new game being released. The real and virtual senses are 100%. Haha, oh ~ Xuanyuan Nian casually said.
Fatty looked at the praying mantis with disdain and said,""Do you know what that means?
Xuanyuan Nian asked in confusion,"What?"
That means I can touch the butt of many beautiful girls. After saying that, I laughed out loud.
Xuanyuan Nian looked at Fatty and said,"F * ck, no creativity!" If it were me, I would let all the pretty girls touch my butt. The two of them looked at each other and laughed.
The next morning, Xuanyuan Nian was woken up by Fatty. Fatty shouted," Hurry up and get up. If you don't hurry up, you probably won't be able to buy a helmet today.
" Oh!" I got up from the bed and casually put on the jacket beside me. I followed Fatty out of the hotel and hailed a taxi to the center of Century Square. I was shocked when I saw it. Your sister's breasts are so big. There are so many people! Xuanyuan Nian cursed. Fatty was speechless! He said to Xuanyuan Nian,[Did these bastards come to line up yesterday? F * ck!] How long would it take for so many people to line up?
I pointed at the queue and said to Fatty, Fatty! Why are there so few people in line?
Fatty took a look. F * ck ~ That's the girls 'section. Don't tell me you want to change your gender!
F * ck! You're the one who wants a sex change.
Fatty said to me,"Mantis, look at so many people queuing up. I don't think we can wait today. Think of something." I thought about it and looked at the toy shop behind me. I said to Fatty, After saying that, he left the confused fatty behind and ran into the toy store.
The boss was a middle-aged woman. When she saw Xuanyuan Nian push open the door and enter the shop, she immediately went forward to welcome her.
Young man! What do you want to buy? I looked at the middle-aged female boss opposite me and said to her, Big Sis! Uh, do you have those toy snakes here? It had to be very realistic.
The female boss chuckled and said,"Yes!" There was! After saying that, he walked into the counter behind him and took out a few snakes. He said to me, Which one do you want? I went over to take a look and wanted these two. After saying that, I picked up the two cobra snakes in my hand and looked at them. They were very realistic.
The female boss said,"Do you want to install batteries to see?" How could this be equipped with batteries? The female boss said,"Okay, I'll help you install the battery." After installing the battery, I looked at the cobra sliding on the ground and smiled evilly.
After paying, I put the two snakes in a bag and walked out of the toy store. I saw Fatty queuing up behind a man and walked over. Hey! Kid, don't cut the queue. The people behind Fatty shouted at me, I said that my friend was in front and I was going to look for him. When those people heard this, they looked at me with disdain and said to me, Brother, change your words. You're already the 46th person to say that.
Xuanyuan Nian was speechless. He couldn't be bothered with them. After saying that, he walked straight into the line. Hey, why did you cut in line? After saying that, he pulled me back. I said angrily, I'm going to send something to my friend. Look! After saying that, he took out two snakes from the bag and held them in his hands. When the person saw them, he was so scared that he took four or five steps back and bumped into the person beside him. The person beside him cursed, F * ck, I'm blind. The frightened person pointed at the snake in my hand and said loudly, Snakes! Snakes! Snakes!
I chuckled. The effect was not bad. I had achieved my goal. I saw that the people who were lined up were in chaos because of Xuanyuan Nian's prank! I ran to Fatty's side and picked up a snake and threw it over. Fatty saw the snake flying over in his hand and was shocked. He shouted," F * ck!" He hit the snake in his hand and it flew to the front of the line. I looked at Fatty and said," Idiot, that's fake. Hurry up and cut the line!"
The flying snake landed on the head of a small man wearing glasses. The small man was queuing up and was about to fall asleep when an unidentified flying object suddenly hit his neck. It was still moving. The short man looked at it and felt it with his hand. He looked in front of him. Snake ~~~ The crowd around them started to riot again. The little guy threw the snake on the ground and ran to the side. He saw the cobra on the ground, moving in an S shape.
Fatty and I shouted as we ran, Everyone, get out of the way. This snake is poisonous. After saying that, I held the snake in my hand and waved it left and right. I rushed to the front of the line. The security guards at the side of the sales department saw the situation here and ran out with a long stick. One of the security guards shouted at me, Where was the snake?
I pretended to be scared and said,"There ~" Then I pointed my finger. The security guards immediately rushed over with sticks and killed the snake. Later, when he saw that the snake was fake, he immediately cursed, That bastard made a fake snake to fool me. Fatty and I secretly laughed, and Fatty gave me a thumbs up! Awesome!
After a while, it was our turn to buy the helmet. The sales lady inside smiled at us and said, Do you guys want to buy helmets? I thought to myself,'Aren't you talking nonsense?' He said,"Yes!" Yes, how much is it? The girl extended three fingers at me. I said, Three hundred? So cheap! The girl fainted and slowly got up. Handsome guy ~ 3,000 yuan.
F * ck! I didn't bring that much money. Can I pay by card? The girl fainted again! He said a little angrily," Why are you buying a helmet without cash? Make way! There are still people who want to buy it later. If you don't want to buy it, then leave."
Fatty was unhappy when he heard that. He shouted at the girl, What kind of service attitude is this? After saying that, he took out 10,000 yuan from his bag and threw it on the table. Give me two sets! Very quickly, the two helmets were in our hands. I looked at the girl and thought, If the service attitude is not good, why do you need to be a salesgirl? I'll teach you a lesson! After saying that, he walked to the counter and said to the lady from before, I'm sorry, my friend has a bad temper. I'll give you this as an apology! As I spoke, I handed the bag to the salesgirl. The salesgirl took the bag and said to me, Be more careful next time. We're all civilized people.
Fatty looked at me in the distance and shouted,"Let's go, Xuanyuan Nian." I said to the young lady, Then I'll leave. You can only open it after I leave!
The girl nodded dumbly.
Fatty and I had just walked out of the place where the helmets were sold when we heard a scream. The person inside shouted, Not good! Someone fainted ~ Ah ~ There's a snake ~! (Please Huahua!~~) Please vote ~! [One of the three wishes!]
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