The next morning, I was playing chess with the Duke of Zhou when the alarm clock on the bedside table rang. I lazily threw the damn alarm clock to the side and put it back under the blanket. Three seconds later, a thought suddenly popped into his mind, and that was…'Life and Death on the Mountain'!
"Ah! I'm late, late! 6:15! Brother! Brother! Send me to school!"
The villa that was originally as quiet as the sea suddenly became as noisy as if it had been blown up by explosives. I pulled Zixin and my brother out of their bed, a loaf of bread in my mouth, and took the luggage I packed last night and quickly ran into my American Tiger sports car.
It was a gray morning with a drizzle. I sneezed as I stood at the entrance of the Kaunt School. Damn the weather, yesterday it was sunny, why was it suddenly raining today? Since I couldn't let others know that Zixin and my brother sent me to school, I deliberately let them stop the car 50 meters away from the school. Then, they went home to play chess with Zhou Gong.
"Why am I the first to arrive?”I rubbed my strawberry-like nose and said.
"Hey, who said you were here first? Also, do you want to catch a cold by wearing so little?”Not far away, an octopus got out of a Mercedes-Benz sports car and walked towards me. He gave me a white coat.
"Tsk, I have my own. But seeing that you were so sincere, your Great-Grandma reluctantly put it on.”
"What's going on! What kind of weather is this! My high heels are going to be ruined!" This coquettish voice sounded like a little wild chicken.
Little Pheasant was wearing a white dress with spaghetti straps and brown high-heeled boots. What the hell was she doing? She knew that she was going up the mountain, but she still dressed like this. Wasn't she too stupid? It was no wonder. She was an idiot and a retard.
"Fake Qingqing, aren't you cold dressed like this? Your great-grandfather reminded you that if you catch a cold, I'll kick you back to school immediately.”
Behind the little pheasant, the rogue An Chen was wearing a sweater, a simple tee, a pair of loose jeans, and a pair of sneakers. He was wearing ordinary clothes, and he had to admit that he was handsome!
"An Chenchen, I have to dress like a woman too! She was not like that poor girl who wore a white top, light-colored pants, and white sneakers. It's too ordinary!" The little pheasant sized me up and said.
"I think she's dressed more simply than you.”Octopus put his hands in his pockets and said indifferently.
"What about you? A red and white striped T-shirt paired with a pair of dark jeans. Aren't you cold? You still dare to talk about me." The little pheasant snorted and said.
"Students…thank you for welcoming me as your 'teacher-in-charge.”
This voice…belonged to that shoe-wearing Director He. What? He's our teacher in charge? He's leading us up the mountain? No! Who knew what this damn shoe guy was thinking, but he had an evil smile on his face…He was wearing a green police uniform and a black round hat. Truly…admirable!
"You? Hey, Old Man Niu, did you take the wrong medicine? Why is it you?" Rogue An Chen said listlessly.
"Hippo, what are you doing here? Are there no other teachers?" Octopus asked with a distressed expression.
"Hahaha! I know you guys like me coming, so why do you have to say such things! Hahaha!" Shoeba smiled and patted the little pheasant's shoulder.
"Director He! It hurts! Ah! My shoulders are turning red! It's so ugly!" The little pheasant frowned and stared at the shoe bar.
"Hehehe…shoes, no…Director, I'm so happy that you're here!”I'm so happy that I want to kick you into the toilet!
Three minutes later, in front of us, there was a... broken bus... Your Great-Grandma has never seen such a broken bus! The paint was peeling off like a white-haired maniac, the engine was panting like an old cow with pneumonias, and there was no glass in almost every window.
"How are we going to get up the mountain with such a broken bus?! I think he's already dead before he even reaches the mountain!”Octopus pointed at the broken bus and asked with widened eyes.
"This bus is specially provided for you! Besides, it was a little challenging! Come on, get in the car." Shoeba walked to No. 80 and patted the bus that had lost its paint.
"You want me to sit in this car? Do you want to die?"
"You're letting your Great-Grandma sit in the car? Do you want to die?"
"You two don't have great-grandfather and great-grandmother anymore. Get in the car!" Octopus said with three black lines hanging on his face before getting on the broken bus.
"Director, are there any other buses? This was too terrifying! Maybe he didn't even pull the wheels halfway!”The little pheasant had yet to get on the bus and asked in fear.
"Hehe, Miss Qing Qing, the fake vice-principal told me to tell you to listen to me, so please get in the car.”Shoeba said to Fake Qingqing.
The little pheasant rolled its eyes impatiently and got into the car unhappily. Because the school booked this car, there were only four of us in the car, plus the driver, a total of five people. When the bus started to move, the engine was worse than when it stopped. It was as bad as a tractor.
"Hey! Old Niu, turn on the radio and listen to some music!”An Chen shouted at the driver.
"What is it? I can't hear what you are saying! Say it again!" Shoeba turned around and shouted.
“TMD! I'll tell you! Turn on the radio! Listen to the music! Forget it, it's so noisy. I can't hear it anyway.”Rogue An Chen turned his head and said.
"What? What did you say?" Shoeba turned around and asked again.
Scoundrel An Chen walked over to the shoe man with smoke rising from his mouth. He gave him a hard punch on the back of his head and then staggered back to his seat. The shoe stepped on the gas pedal. The bus roared and slowly climbed up like an old cow. It could not pull its legs apart and panted heavily. After climbing for a while, it simply lay still and the wheels were spinning.
"Ah! Why isn't the bus moving?" The timid little pheasant looked left and right and asked.
At this moment, the bus seemed to have lost all sound, fuel, and electricity…
"Ah!"
The five people on the bus shouted desperately. The broken bus kept retreating from the road on the mountain. Seeing that the broken bus was about to collide with a huge ginkgo tree behind it, the scoundrel An Chen ran to my side and protected my head in his chest. He hugged my head with one hand and my waist with the other.
" Attack!" The bus's butt collided with a ginkgo tree, and the bus finally stopped. For two minutes, the surroundings were quiet until the little pheasant Qing shouted out slowly.
Why are you hugging me?" The little pheasant's voice came from behind me.
"Tsk, do you think I want to hug you? If you weren't a girl, I would have thrown you aside long ago.”The octopus's voice also came from behind me.
I slowly popped my head out of Rogue An Chen's chest and looked around. I raised my head and saw Rogue An Chen looking at me with a surprised expression. Hmm? Why is he looking at me? Is there something on my face?
"Hey, why are you looking at me? Also, what's with that expression?" I asked with three black lines hanging on my face.
"You can see me? Are you sure?" Rogue An Chen asked foolishly.
"Nonsense! Do you think I'm short-sighted?" I rolled my eyes at the rogue An Chen.
"You're short-sighted and you wear glasses! Where are your glasses?" Rogue An Chen asked suspiciously.
"Oh…right…that, because of the car accident, my eyes immediately became better. Now…Aiya, I can't see again.”I stretched out my hands, and when I saw my old-fashioned glasses from the corner of my eyes, I immediately put them on.
"Also, your eyes…are very similar to Mi Yihui's…very black and beautiful.”Rogue An Chen said as he moved closer to my face.
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