On this bright spring morning, I was sitting on a luxury bus, enjoying the sunlight that shone through the window. The weather was really good! Good weather! On the mountain, it was either rainy or dark clouds. Your Great-Grandma liked the sun so much, so of course she was happy to death this time! It's also because we're on our way back to school now!
"Hey, scoundrel An Chen, you've been angry for half a month, right? Ever since I kicked you that day, you've been ignoring me. How old are you, little friend?" I turned around and looked at the scoundrel An Chen who was sitting behind me.
Who knew that scoundrel An Chen would ignore me and cover his face with his hat so that I couldn't see his expression.
"Please, aren't you being too childish?”I laughed dryly, but who knew that the scoundrel An Chen would ignore me again.
"Hey, your Great-Grandma is going to get angry!”I said as I endured the volcanic eruption.
I clenched my fist and was about to punch the scoundrel An Chen's head when I stopped. If it was an ordinary scoundrel, An Chen, he wouldn't have stayed still. What was he doing? I sneakily took off his white hat, but the handsome face hiding behind the hat was sleeping for me?!
"Wu Lai An Chen!" I approached the rogue An Chen's ear and shouted with my Lion's Hole.
"Who is it? Have we arrived?" Rogue An Chen stood up abruptly and asked with his eyes wide open.
"Hahaha! You're so stupid! Hahaha!" I pressed my stomach and laughed my teeth out.
"Ugly girl! Since you dared to wake me up from my dream?!”Rogue An Chen shouted with fire burning in his eyes.
"Please! I was the one who told you to be quiet, but you fell asleep! Haha!" I couldn't help but laugh.
"Hey, you two…can you be quiet?”The octopus sitting on the other side of the bus said with panda eyes.
"Cockroach, why do your eyes look like a panda?”Rogue An Chen squinted his eyes and asked.
"He must have been killed by some expert! Needless to say." I rolled my eyes.
"Stupid girl! Don't talk nonsense. Let me tell you, how can I, Boss Zhang, be so easily ridiculed?!”
Tsk, Boss Zhang? I think it's Octopus Boy. He's not that far away. Speaking of which, the panda eyes of the two of them seemed to be caused by Rascal and us…I remember that 15 days ago, Rascal and I kept quarreling. Every time Octopus crossed out a sentence, Rascal and I would give each of us a punch.
"It's all because of the two of you! No, I have to wear sunglasses. How can my eyes be blurry?”Octopus took out a pair of sunglasses from his bag and said.
"Please, who asked you to cross every time the ugly girl quarrels with me?”Rascal rolled his eyes at him.
"Then who caused this quarrel?”Octopus impatiently asked Rogue and us.
"It's all because the ugly girl punched me.”Rascal replied innocently.
"It's all because of the scoundrel! You're still talking!" I shouted at the octopus.
"Then who's wrong and who's right? Let your Boss Zhang explain it to you!”Octopus suddenly put on a 'host' expression and said with a serious expression.
Really asking for a beating! A scoundrel and an octopus, really impatient! Good! I'll let your shady boss Octopus Zhang explain! And that ungrateful scoundrel An Chen, listen carefully! Who was wrong and who was right! I'm not afraid of your Great-Grandma! You were the one who took advantage of me! I'm a pure and innocent girl, and you're hugging me!
"The situation is like this. The stupid girl was alone in the small house, and the small house happened to have a blackout at that time. "The stupid girl cried foolishly..." Octopus held a microphone in his hand somewhere and raised it in front of his mouth as he spoke.
"Who said I was stupid! What? Stinky octopus!" I'm prepared to kick him over (Everyone: Fortunately, I was wearing pants.) However, after being grabbed by the smelly octopus without any effect, I immediately escaped from the octopus's claws.
" After that, he and I rushed into the house on the anniversary of his death, only to find a patch of black paint…After that, he was always afraid of the anniversary of his death…"
"Who said I'm afraid of the dark? You're courting death!" Rascal braved the flames and threw a punch, but it was easily hit back by the octopus.
"Don't cross out your silly girl's death anniversary! The audience looked over here. Ok! She continued to shout upstairs like a three-year-old child, afraid of the dark,""Ghost, ghost, ghost!" "Yes, it's no wonder. Every woman, including the ugly one, is a weak woman…" The octopus imitated the woman's voice and screamed.
"Hey! Who said I was a weak woman? Your Great-Grandma is not a weak woman! Hey, hey, hey!" I shouted furiously.
"Spectator, please ignore the 'weak woman' beside you, because she is a 'weak woman' who cares about her face. Continue, continue, this line of sight! Cough cough. Then, on the anniversary of his death, he carefully walked up the stairs, afraid that he would step on the corpse. Everyone must know that he was afraid of death on the anniversary of his death, right?”Octopus continued to ignore Rascal and said to me.
"Damn cockroach! Who says I'm afraid of four people? Your great-grandfather can even scare away my soul!”Rascal shouted angrily.
"Get lost! Spectators, on the anniversary of his death, he slowly walked to the weak woman's room. Before he hugged the weak woman on the anniversary of his death, he was so scared!”Octopus pushed Scoundrel's face back and said.
"Humph! Even if that was the case, why did the scoundrel take advantage of me?!”I asked unwillingly.
"Because…you are a weak woman. A weak woman needs a man to protect her, but unfortunately, it is not a man who protects you, but a man who is afraid of death!”
"Stinky cockroach (octopus), go to hell!”
The scoundrel and the two of us, who were already furious, slapped the octopus's dead face without showing any mercy. How dare you call me a weak woman?! I think you're a coward! Tsk! I'm so angry! Speaking of which, what's with the ghost face next to me?!
"There's also the octopus! Then what's with the ghost face next to me?!”I grabbed the back of the octopus and asked.
"Spectator, is this the nature of a weak woman? Cough cough…Ghost face? Are you talking about yourself?" Octopus asked in bewilderment.
"Me? You did it again! You said that your Great-Grandma's face is a ghost face?!”I clenched my fists and shouted.
"Ugly girl, that 'ghost face' in the mirror is your ugly face plus the mask on your ugly face!”The rogue rolled his eyes at me.
What? Didn't I say that my face is a ghost face?! What the hell! Could it be that I really punched the scoundrel indiscriminately? I don't care. He hugged me for no reason! (Everyone: I won't admit it--)
"Everyone, I didn't expect today's host to be in such a difficult position! Good intentions really didn't get rewarded! I resign! Resign!"
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