"Why did you shave your beard?" the girl asked. Don't you know that you've lost your character without your beard?”
"Is that so?" Lu Xun asked.
The girl said," Sigh, you're not good at literature or martial arts. Didn't you always say that your future isn't a dream? Could it be that you want to be the top scorer?"”
"I've thought about it…" Lu Xun replied.
"Save it!" the girl said. Change your image? Just be a good private tutor!”
"I know, but…I've thought about changing!"”
"Change?" How? You want to start over?"
"Yes!" Lu Xun replied. I want to change again. I want Aunt Wu to fall in love with me!”
"Don't deny it!" the girl said.”
"I won't deny it!" Lu Xun said.
"I swear!" the girl said.
"I, Lu Xun, swear! He would be a new person in the future! Otherwise, I'll be struck by lightning!"
"Alright!" the girl said. You said it!"
"Yes!" Lu Xun patted his chest. I said it!"
PONG……
A white smoke exploded from the ground, and as the smoke dispersed, he looked closely and saw that it was Franklin. Potter, I knew it, we're meant to be!”
Lu Xun rubbed his eyes." Coax like you're coaxing a dog! What white-haired old man…"
"Don't tell me you want to deny it!" The old man looked at the furious Lu Xun with a fake smile.
"Fuck you. Mother! I swore it was for-for-for that girl!”Let me tell you.
"This, this, this, this is not a f * cking joke!”Lu Xun said seriously.
"Then, you dared to swear to this Clear Sky, but you went back on your word! I really don't know what you're thinking.”the old man said.
"F-F-F Lu Xun began to nag.
"Looks like if I don't teach you a lesson, you'll be shameless?”The old man was already giving him an ultimatum.
"Yan…Yan, you motherf * cker!" Lu Xun pointed his middle finger at the sky.
In an instant, a bolt of lightning struck down from the sky. Lu Xun was only left with a pair of underpants. His hair stood on end, and his face was charred black from the smoke. Charcoal seller, charcoal seller, charcoal seller, cutting firewood and burning charcoal in Nanshan. His face was dusty and smoky, his temples and fingers were gray and black, and the monkeys on both sides of the river could not stop crying. A thousand weeks had passed through the ten thousand mountains.
"Aha, ahaha…Tao Bro, see you!”The old man laughed.
"Damn you! Unexpectedly, this old man was actually serious!”Lu Xun only felt that it was dark when he closed his eyes, and his voice gradually disappeared in the torrent of time.
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"Lu Xun!"
Lu Xun took a step forward and glared at the Thousand Fingers coldly.
"Where the f * ck is this? What right does that old man have to strike me with lightning?" Lu Xun was furious.
"This, how should I put it? F * ck! This is basically a matter of the human world. Don't scare me for nothing!”Looking closely, it turned out that it was the head of the Netherworld's office who had given him a stern warning.
"Who are you trying to scare? Which unit are you from?" Lu Xun said seriously.
"Here he is. mom. You just f * cking came down! What can I do for you?" The director of the Netherworld's office shouted.
But who the f * ck didn't know that Lu Xun had practiced before? F * ck! How could a small office director deal with him?
"You…mom. What should he do? So what if you haven't read a country love story? Did I just report to you like this? Fuck!" Lu Xun was furious.
"I say, you're just a human. Why are you being so rude to me? F * ck, brother, you have an agreement with someone else, and you have sworn an oath. A real man's word is a promise that cannot be taken back!”The office director looked at Lu Xun with a serious expression.
"Then, what do you think we should do?”Lu Xun looked at him helplessly.
" Your life is not over yet. You can't reincarnate…" The office director shook his head and said.
"Then why did you use lightning to kill me?" Lu Xun roared furiously.
" Hold on hold on--" The office director said as he searched for information on his laptop." F * ck! Fortunately, I used System Recovery to fix it! You see, there are actually ten thousand reasons why you were struck by lightning. The most legitimate reason is that God accidentally hit the lightning when he was punishing the villains in the lower realm... He had a little too much last night on his birthday. Yes, he asked me to apologize to you on his behalf.”
Lu Xun was speechless. What kind of f * cking reason was this?
"How about this! Because your lifespan is not over, you can't reincarnate in this world, and the underworld can't take you in. Your body was also damaged by lightning, so you can't return to your soul. Furthermore, the netherworld has a rule that forbids your soul from entering other containers. This is what we call the 'rules'. Otherwise, one day, you will really become an undying existence…This will cause a crisis in the human world…"
"Then tell me! What should we do?" Lu Xun spread his hands.
"Only…the Otherworld-Rebirth!”
"Rebirth? Start a new life?" Lu Xun said excitedly.
“Oh，MyGod! I've always wanted to be a new person! He didn't expect happiness to come so quickly!”Lu Xun's face turned red.
"Alright, since Thor has told us to compensate you, we will arrange a new life journey for you. This is generated by our program! It's definitely spicy and exciting!"
"Human Cannon! Level 1 preparation, Level 2 preparation, Level 3 preparation. Level 4 preparation, Level 5 preparation, Level 6 preparation. Level 7 preparation, level 8 preparation…level 150 preparation, level 150 preparation…level 150 preparation…level 150 preparation. Level 151, Level 152…Level 200…Level 150…Level 150…Level 151…Level 150…Level 151…Level 152…Level 150…Level 151…Level 151…Level 152…Level 151…Level 151…Level 152…Level 152…Level 151…Level 152…Level 152…Level 151…Level 152…Level 151…Level 152…Level 152…Level 151…Level 151…Level 152…Level 152…Level 201, Level 202…Level 300…Level 300. Level 301 ready…Level 1000 ready!”
Tsk…
The dotted line lit up…
10——9——8——7——6——5——4——3——2——1！
Puff...
Everything was heading towards the abyss of eternal damnation. Or a beautiful future?
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Their destination was Penglai Immortal Island!
Release…
A new life had begun!
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