"Hello everyone ~ I'm here again! "I carried my bag and ran to the basketball club.
Why is no one paying attention to me? If it was any other day, Haohao would have already started shouting, the egomaniac would have rolled his eyes at me, and Su Jingtang would have smiled at me…There was a problem!
"Hey! What's wrong with you guys? "I threw down my bag and patted my son's shoulder.
"Do you know what tomorrow is? You still have the mood to joke around with us! "Hao Hao shouted at me explosively.
"What day? "Valentine's Day? Christmas? No!
"You... You actually didn't know! Heavens! What are you doing every day? How could you not know about such an important day?! "Haohao stared at me with his eyes wide open. Isn't he afraid that his eyes will fall off?
"What day is it? Why are you so nervous? "I said with a frown.
"A test! A city-wide assessment! Woo ~ I'm definitely done for…"
"It's just an exam! At most, he would take the exam again! "Why is he so nervous? It wasn't the first exam!
"Heavens! What do you know? If any one of us fails this exam, the basketball club won't be able to participate in any games! "Hao Hao said exaggeratedly.
"Is there a need to be so worried? We have the president of the student council here, and my son is a genius. I didn't even ask…Oh, I know! It's your problem, you idiot! He only knew how to play with girls every day, but he had never studied seriously! "Wahahahaha ~" I nearly burst into crazy laughter.
"Hmph! Aren't you the same ~! I've never seen you study! She did not know what she was doing every day…You still have the nerve to lecture me! "
"Who said I…"I quickly stopped talking. Damn ~ I almost said everything that I had learned on my own in America. There was no problem with this exam at all!
"You, you, you…" You what? Aren't you the same as me, half a catty against eight taels…"
"Then I'll still have three taels more than you! Humph! Then what should we do? "I pretended to be very humble.
"I don't know... "Haohao also said without confidence.
"Let's help you with your tuition! As long as he tried his best, he would definitely be able to pass! "Xiao Heng said with great pride, as expected of the president of the student council! How could he come up with such a lousy idea! Wasting my time…
"Please... What was the use of tutoring for one night? "I said weakly.
Your attitude is not good! We can't drag the basketball club down! This time, he definitely couldn't fail the exam! "F * ck ~ If you were so motivated to study normally, your grades wouldn't be that bad…"
"Sigh, I'm afraid of you! I don't care... " Oh, I regret it now. Why didn't I get better grades before entering this school?
"Then that's it! Let's go to Bai Xuan's house to tutor those two, okay? Su Jingtang suggested.
"It's good, but why go to Bai Xuan's house? "It's very difficult to clean our house...
"There's no one in their house. You don't know that Bai Xuan lives alone." "How could I not know? I know better than you, okay? My house!
"All right then. "
"We won't practice today. Let's go straight to my house. "Brother said.
"Sure! "Haohao responded excitedly. It's not camping, why are you so happy?
"I'm going to call home. "Hao Hao said.
"I'll go too. "Xiao Heng also followed Haohao out.
"I've already called. What about you, Jingyi? "Su Jingtang said.
"Yeah. "
"Why don't you call home? Your family will be worried about you. " Su Jingtang asked me,'Damn, you're going to my house and you still have to call home to say that I'm not coming home?' And my guardian is standing right next to you...
At night…
"Look! That's Bai Xuan's family. Isn't it great? Living alone in a villa! " Haohao pointed at my house and proudly introduced it to me. Damn, this isn't your house, right? Why are you so excited?
"I know, I know! You're so annoying ~"
Brother took out his keys and opened the door. I followed him in and started to take off my shoes. Then, I habitually threw my bag on the sofa. I put on my slippers and fell on the sofa. I picked up the remote control and turned on the TV. It was so comfortable ~ The most relaxing moment of the day…
Bang!
A fist exploded on my head. It hurt so much…
"What are you doing? Why did you hit my head when you didn't cook? "I started to roar. My brain cells ~ How many of you have died? How much food do I have to eat to make up for your loss?
"You came to my house to revise! He wasn't here to watch television! "Brother deliberately emphasized the word 'my home'. I forgot that there was someone else present!
"I'm sorry! "I covered my head and ran into the study.
"Why aren't you guys coming in yet? "I said to the group of people standing outside.
"How do you know that Bai Xuan's study is here? Xiao Heng looked at me in confusion. Damn, how could I have forgotten about this?
"I... My senses! "It took me a long time to come up with this reason.
"Wow! Boss! Your senses are so accurate! "Hao Hao revealed a look of admiration.
"Of course! "I shook my hair confidently.
"Don't say anything else, go and study. "Brother pushed us into the study.
"Now! I'll assign the study groups! Jing Yi, Heng Xiao will tutor Hao while Yu will tutor Xue Lin. His goal was to pass the exam tomorrow! "Su Jingtang announced in public.
"Yes! "
"Yes... "Haohao and I resigned ourselves to our fate and said,'Sigh, it's painful!'
......
Pa!
You scared me to death! I raised my head and saw the kid holding my brother's rolling pin and staring at me fiercely. Su Jingtang shook his head at me helplessly.
"Ha! Hehe, I'm sorry! I'll try my best not to fall asleep... "I smiled weakly. I'm so sleepy!! Oh, my beauty sleep…
......
I'm trying my best to answer the questions…
Bang!
I shook my pen and dropped it on the ground. I turned around and looked at Hao Hao, who was less than a meter away from me. It was obvious that he had just woken up. His eyes were blurry and there was a little saliva on the corner of his mouth...
Wasn't he confident that he could defeat the Sleeping Devil? Why did she fall asleep? As expected, it was only superficial…
......
"Don't do the questions first. Drink something! coffee. "Brother came in with coffee. Wow! There was food!
"Here! Put your own candy. "
"En! "When did he wake up? Didn't she look like she was about to fall asleep just now…The power of food was really great!
"Yours, snow. "
"En! " I happily took the coffee. My brother's coffee suits my taste the most!
"When did you two become so close? "Snow?" The little ghost said sarcastically.
"... None of your business! You can call me that in the future! "Damn brother! How could he be so stupid!
"Is that so? Snow ~"So mushy ~!" Annoying!
"You can't call me that! I'm your mother! "
"Hmph! "
......
"Snow? Snow! He was up! "Who is it? So noisy! Ignore him!
"Idiot! He was up! Don't you want to take the exam? "
Bang!
I fell to the ground. Who is it? I was scared to death…
"What are you doing? "
I'm going to school! It was time for the exam! "Hao Hao said while biting the bread.
"Oh, I know. "I rubbed my eyes. I'm so sleepy..."
On the way to school, I was in a daze. Fortunately, they helped me walk. Otherwise, I don't know how I was killed by the car. When I started to feel conscious, I was already standing at the entrance of the examination room.
"Why aren't you leaving yet? "I said, looking at the egomaniac.
"Idiot! I'm in the same examination hall as you! "
"......"
Life is a peach blossom!
"Now, the content of our exam is Chinese! Don't let me find anyone doing anything out of line. Alright, let's start the exam! " A bald old man took the exam papers and talked on the podium for half a day before finally giving out the exam papers.
Damn ~ Now I only know that I really want to sleep…Wu ~ I didn't sleep last night! I used to sleep for eight hours even if I didn't!
Looking at the words on the paper, my head felt dizzy. I shook my head hard to wake myself up. Phew ~ I began to answer the questions!
Half an hour later…
Wahahahaha ~ Mission accomplished! He could catch up on an hour and a half of sleep! I'm coming ~
......
Bang!
A heavy object hit my head and woke me up from the pain.
"F * ck! Who was it? Are you tired of living? "I covered my head and slammed the table hard as I stood up. Who is so bored?
Dead silence…Dead silence…
"Hehe, it's you, teacher? 'I'm really sorry…' I didn't mean to scream... Ha... After I saw who hit my head, I quickly bowed and complimented him. Why am I so unlucky?
"Be careful! Everyone in the examination hall was working hard to answer the questions! What about you? Sleeping like a pig! Reflect on yourself! "
"Yes! Yes! Yes! I will definitely reflect on myself! Take care…" I collapsed weakly on my seat. I could be woken up by someone even when I was sleeping…He still couldn't fight back…What bad luck!
I lay down and continued to sleep…
Bang! Another heavy object hit my head…
Why is everything going against my head today?! It hurts so much ~ I actually hit the same place... Wasn't he too accurate?
"Who is it? He wanted to die…Heh, hehe... It's you again ~ Teacher…What's the matter? I bowed to the baldy in front of me again. Don't let me see you anywhere else!
"Collect the papers! "
"Yes, yes! Take care, don't fall…"It's better if you fall to your death! My head hurts!
English test…
"This student! It's not right for you to treat the exam with such an attitude! Examinations are very serious things, you should take it seriously! How could he sleep in the examination hall? Exams! It is an estimation of how much knowledge you have learned in this semester. If you relax at this critical moment, your efforts in this semester will be in vain! you... "Looking at this Tang Sanzang in front of me, I really want to punch him! Then, pull out her tongue! Tie a dead knot and see how she would speak! Wukong! I know how you feel…I sympathize with you…I'm even more supportive of you killing that 'housefly'!
Mathematics…
"You! What a terrible student! You! Look at you! How can you face your parents? You! He actually slept during the exam! You…"Teacher…If you want to scold me, then scold me. Why do you always have to add 'you ~! '?Aren't you tired of talking? I'm tired of listening...
In the evening…
"Ah…! "I walked out of the exam room and screamed at the sky.
"Are you crazy? Why are you shouting here? Jing Yi covered his ears and muttered in disgust.
"Hmph! Can't I express my feelings? "Annoying! You get scolded by the teacher for every subject you take. Can you take it?
I walked alone on the field…The exam was finally over! I'm so happy…
"Snow! Wait for me! "I seemed to hear someone calling me. I turned around and saw Su Jingtang running towards me. Didn't he not have to go to the basketball club today?
"What are you doing? Why are you looking for me? "
"Can't I look for you for no reason? Su Jingtang pouted and said,"Wow!" A major discovery. So he could be so cute sometimes?
"That's not it. "
"Come, I'll treat you to a meal! KFC! Are we going? "
"Nonsense! There's a free dinner. If it was you, wouldn't you go? "Hehehehe ~ I can save money on dinner again ~"
"Hehe, let's go! "
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