"Brother! I'm back. What shall we eat today? "I threw my bag away as usual, leaned back on the sofa, and shouted towards the kitchen.
"Sister…"Brother's voice came like a ghost.
"You... What are you doing? Was it an evil spirit? "You actually called me sister? What was wrong with him?
"Brother, please go out and eat! "said the old brother with a long face.
"Why? Didn't you cook? "
"This…"Elder brother stuttered as he used his fingers to soften the corner of his apron. I always thought that this action only belonged to girls like Xiao Ya. I didn't expect elder brother to use this move, but this action, this expression... How disgusting! Think about it, a 1.8-meter-tall person wearing an apron and posing like this to you…Ugh ~
"This what? Tell me! "
"My friends are coming over to play... It seemed like he wanted to live here…"
"You agree? "
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"Go to hell! Where would I go if they came? Are you still my brother? Am I still your biological sister? What do you think? Let me tell you! There weren't even any windows, let alone a door! "I'm so angry! This idiot who values friends over sisters!
"I... I'll give you 500 yuan, okay? "I shook my head firmly when I saw my brother stretch out five fingers.
＂1000！＂
＂700！＂
＂900！＂
＂800！＂
＂850！＂
"Deal! "
Just like that, I sold it to my brother for 850 yuan for a night…Sigh, why is my life so bitter? It took me half an hour to get used to it!
"Yu, what are you going to do? "
"Kill her! "
"I support you! That damn ugly girl has caused me a lot of trouble! you... That was…A beauty! "I was pulled back to reality by a familiar voice.
Hao Hao? Why did she meet them at the entrance of the alley? Isn't my luck too bad?
"You... "
"You don't remember me? The last time at Not a Bar…"
"Stop! I remember. "I quickly interrupted him.
"Woman! That means you still remember how you provoked me back then. You're dead meat today! The arrogant man gritted his teeth and said,"Hmph!" I haven't even remembered your old scores, but you still remember mine? Do you know that my monthly salary was deducted because of you? What kind of f * cking manager is that!
"I'm dead? You're dead! F * ck! It's you. I told you not to quarrel, but you still quarreled! If it wasn't for you, would my monthly salary be deducted? I'll watch helplessly as that pair of hair clips is bought by someone else! I haven't settled the score with you yet! Damn Gay! "
"You…! "I feel much better seeing this arrogant person go crazy."
I ignored him and continued walking. Suddenly, a slender 'claw' appeared in front of me.
"What do you want? "It's that little brat.
"You're very arrogant. You bullied Brother Jing Yi. "The little brat said more arrogantly than me.
"Kid! Children shouldn't interfere in adult matters! Go home and eat your candy! "I pushed him away and kept walking. Another claw appeared!
"What do you want now? "I resisted the urge to swear.
"I just want your phone number, home address, school…"
Pa!
I slapped his hand that was blocking me.
"Mother, it's true that his mother is not happy! "With that, I continued to leave.
"Hey! What did he mean? "Hao Hao scratched his head and said.
"Go back and ask your language teacher! "
"Chinese teacher? "
"Pfft! Hahaha! " The angel who had been silent all this while suddenly began to laugh.
"Hey! Su Jingtang, what are you laughing at? " Little Joker asked in confusion. This is also called a genius? You don't even understand human language?
"Try translating it using the classical Chinese method! "The angel kindly reminded him.
"Ancient Chinese? Mother, it's really that mother's fault... F * ck, this is so f * cking annoying! "
"Why are you cursing? "Haohao said unwillingly.
"No! That woman was saying,'Damn it, I'm so f * cking unpleasant', translate it for yourself! "
".... Really! "Hao Hao suddenly realized and hit his palm with his fist.
"Don't quarrel. Bai Xuan is still waiting for us. As for that woman…Next time, she would really be finished! "The egomaniac concluded.
"How do you know her? "asked the imp.
"Let me tell you ~ Last time, we…"
I stood at the corner and listened to their conversation. I almost laughed to death. Why are these people so stupid? Just a classical Chinese text can make them forget about chasing me!
He really didn't know whether to call them stupid or to call them curious.
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