"Brother, I'm full! Put away the bowl! "I touched my belly and knocked my brother's head with my chopsticks.
"Were you a landlady in your previous life? "My brother grabbed the restless chopsticks on his head and said fiercely to me," I really don't know why I want to be your brother who doesn't know any housework! "
"Then I'll treat it as you owing me in your previous life. Go wash the dishes." "I pick my teeth with a toothpick.
"Hmph! Landlady! "
The sound of washing dishes could be heard from the kitchen. The back of his brother, who was wearing an apron, shook from time to time. Boys who knew how to do housework were still cute. Whoever wanted to be my sister-in-law would be happy…
"Brother, I'm going out for a while! "
"What are you going to do? The sound of washing the dishes immediately stopped and was replaced by the roar of the elder brother.
"I'm out of makeup. I'm going to buy some. Are you coming? "
"No! I don't have as much free time as you. "
"Then goodbye ~"
The air at night was so fresh! It's so comfortable without glasses ~ I still like myself without makeup! I was walking alone on the street. Sigh, a girl actually went shopping alone. How sad…In this city, I don't even have a friend like this. Little Ya, my life is so bitter!
"I want this, this, and this! " Looking at the huge pile of cosmetics, my saliva is almost flowing out. Wow! There were many limited edition products!
"Miss, you're very good at choosing cosmetics. These colors are very suitable for you, but..." "
"But what? Could these be not for sale? "Please don't! It wasn't easy for me to take a fancy to it!
"No, it's just, I think... This color of powder doesn't suit you. Your skin is very fair. Why do you want to buy this kind of black powder? "This salesperson is amazing! He immediately saw through the flaw in my purchase.
"Ah? I bought this for my friend. She likes vintage clothes. "
"I see, Miss. Here's a total of 956 yuan. Would you like to pay by card or cash? "
"Card. "My monthly salary ~ You left me just like that…
"Thank you! "
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I was on my way home with big and small bags, thinking about how I should spend this month…My money ~ Can you drop some from the sky? At most, I'll be smashed down by you…
"Brat! Hurry up and give me the money, or you're dead! "
"Get lost... Farther away! "
"You're quite unreasonable! Brothers, beat him up! "
It seemed like someone was beating someone up in the alley? Annoying! This is the only path I have to take! Why did you have to beat someone up here? I don't want to take a half-hour turn home!
"Hey! Can't you guys go somewhere else and beat him up? "
"Little girl, don't get involved in the adult's business ~" Ugh ~"A person twice my size saying these words really made one's stomach ache.
"Then Uncle! Why must I care? "
"Then die with him! Beat her up too! "
"Yes! "
A few people with hair like chicken feathers surrounded me. Do you think I'm easy to bully? If even the few of you can't take care of me, wouldn't my years of training be in vain?! Look at my 'Autumn Wind Sweeps the Fallen Leafs', a few chicken feathers were kicked to the ground by me, and then look at my' Spring River Flowing East'!
"Just you wait! Let's go! "I'm bored. Why does everyone who can't win say this before they leave? Moreover, they were similar.
"Hey, you're not dead yet, are you? "Looking at the 'corpse' on the ground, I gently kicked it.
"...... "He didn't speak. I squatted on the ground and turned him over. When I took a closer look, this person looked familiar ~ It was that gay! F * ck, you also have such a moment. You still smell like alcohol. You're disgusting! If it wasn't for my kindness, you would have to sleep in the open! Remember, you owe me this favor!
"It's so heavy ~ She looks so thin, but why is she so heavy when she's carrying her? "I carried him to a hotel. I was exhausted. I must make him lose weight in the future!
"Security, carry him into the room. "Relax…What were those people looking at him with? Have you never seen a woman send a drunk man to a hotel? him... They wouldn't think that I wanted to do it with him, would they? What a great injustice! Can't you guys be purer? Don't always think in that direction!
Just like that, I was sent into a room with that kind of gaze. What kind of world is this? Is it a sin to be overflowing with love? Looking at the bastard sleeping comfortably on the bed makes me angry!
"Mom…" Don't leave me behind... I'll be very obedient…Don't go... "What is he talking about? Had his mother left? I slowly approached him.
This kid was still cuter when he was sleeping. At least he wouldn't be so cold…Looks like this kid is quite handsome. His eyelashes were so long, and his lips were so sexy. There were even tears in his eyes…He, he was crying? How could this be? He was actually crying…So he also had a fragile side…
I gently closed the door and left a note at the reception desk.
Idiotic Gay:
Your sleeping portrait is really cute ~ I want to commit a crime just by looking at it…Hehe, remember this well. You owe me this. I'll come and ask you to pay me back when I have time!
Your beautiful benefactor
The next day…The basketball club…
"Jingyi, why didn't you change your clothes? Don't you change your clothes every day? Could it be…"
"Shut up! If you keep nagging, I'll kill you! "Jing Yi interrupted Haohao.
"Ah! You have lipstick in your pocket! " Hao Hao shouted as if he had discovered a new continent. Everyone in the basketball club looked in their direction.
It's my limited edition! God, did I accidentally leave it there yesterday? What should he do? It was very expensive…
"Jing Yi has a girlfriend! Isn't it? "Hao Hao shouted fearlessly.
"You're dead! "I think I saw Jingyi's face…A little red…Hehe ~ I'm shy, but I still want my limited edition ~ I don't have the money to buy more... Wuuu ~~
Angel = Birdman?
"Do you dare to do it again? "
"I don't dare anymore ~"
"Would you do it again? "
"I won't ~" "
"Go! "
"Thank you, teacher ~" I flew out of the office.
Finished, finished! She was going to be late for the basketball club again! I don't want to clean the entire basketball court! It's all that old maid's fault! Didn't he just not hand in his homework once? He actually scolded me for an entire hour and a half!! Are you spitting too much saliva at me? He was clearly only in his thirties, yet he had actually done such a decisive thing! It was really an hormonal imbalance and early menopause ~
I rushed forward with all my might. Please don't let me sweep the entire basketball court ~
Bang!
Ah, it hurts! My butt, why am I so unlucky today! It was already so late at night, yet he could still bump into someone in school. Moreover, it was someone with a strong physique! Who had the guts to bump into me? I suddenly looked up. This person looked familiar…It's that damn Gay! How did I bump into him?
"Why aren't you at the basketball club?! It hurts! "
"I was just about to. Idiot! "That tone again! The thing I can't stand the most!
"Hmph! "I'll give him two fish balls. F * ck! He actually ignored me and left.
Silence ~ Silence ~
He and I ignored each other and walked forward, one after the other. Suddenly!
Bang!
Woo ~ My poor little butt ~ It hurts so much!!~
"Why did you suddenly stop? Did he lose his soul? Woo ~ My butt! "Looks like I really can't go out today! How could he encounter such an unlucky thing!
He ignored me and looked at the ground. There was gold on the ground!
15 minutes later…
Are you done looking? Big brother, how long have I waited for you! You can't even find a shadow. What are you looking for? I looked at Jing Yi, who was sweating profusely. What could make Jingyi, who could ignore everything, so nervous? Looks like that thing is very valuable ~ hehe ~ I'll look for it too!
Another 15 minutes…
F * ck! I'm so tired ~ There's nothing! How could there be gold without even a bug? What a waste of my mental power! I walked to the grass and felt more comfortable watching others search for me. I sat down on the grass and prepared to enjoy the warmth of the earth!
"Ah! I pity my butt that no one hurts ~ Woo ~ It hurts so much! Wuuu ~"What sin did I commit today? You want to treat me like this? I looked at the blue sky, and tears of pain rolled in my eyes. I turned around, and it was you! The culprit! You're the one who hurt my poor little butt!
I'm not done with you! I grabbed the white rag (it was actually a white handkerchief). There was something wrapped inside. I opened it layer by layer. Or a new one? Wow! It's a famous brand, and a limited edition! I'm finally lucky today! He was finally lucky!
"What are you holding in your hand? "It was Jingyi's voice. I turned around.
"Nothing, just a lipstick! Don't say it's yours! "I held the lipstick tightly in my arms.
"That's really mine! Give it to me! "
"No! Why would a man have lipstick on him? Could it be that you…Wow! You pervert! "
Bang! A firm fist came into close contact with my head…Then, the lipstick I just picked up left me…
"Hey! Give it back to me! What's the use of lipstick for a man like you? Why don't you give it to me?"
"For you? Do you know how to use it? What a waste of resources! "He gave me a contemptuous smile.
"What do you mean? "
"That means no matter how much makeup you put on, it's all for nothing! And an ugly one at that! "
"You! I'm so angry! My lipstick! Wait a minute! That lipstick just now really seems to be mine! He still kept it? In other words, I still have a chance to get it back? Hahahaha! My limited edition! You can't escape from me!
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