"I think we shouldn't go level up today!”I whispered to Eastern Wandering.
"I'm fine!" Dongfang Piaoling came back to his senses." I'm fine. I was just too shocked." After all, no one would be able to stand such a scene. By the way, are you alright?"
"Me? Very good! He wouldn't be afraid even if there were twice as many trash like this!”I said indifferently.
As we were talking, we suddenly saw a bluish-white light flying in from the window. In the middle of it was a short and fat old man in a white Taoist robe. He was born with a face like jade, a protruding forehead and a plump neck. His two slender eyebrows drooped to the sides, and his strength was like a needle. He had a pair of long and thin divine eyes that were like blue lightning, shooting out several feet of light. He had a big nose, a wide mouth, and a slight smile. Other than his lips being red like vermilion, his entire body and appearance were without any other colors. The light fell. It was indeed a blue flying sword. F * ck, I've seen many immortals, but I've never seen anyone so arrogant!
As soon as the immortal entered the room, he pointed at us and said,"Which one of you was the one who caused trouble just now?”
Seeing him act like this, I felt uncomfortable and replied loudly,"It's me. What do you want!"
"Are you the one who just killed over 2000 people?”Faint! Why did it sound so awkward! I didn't know that because I was wearing a mask, even the gods couldn't identify me.
"You bullied the weak and killed 2107 normal players in the downtown area. This matter has already alarmed the Immortal Realm. I am the Heavenly Zheng Zi who is in charge of the law in the Immortal Realm. Today, I have specially come to punish you!”Tian Zheng Zi said sternly.
Although I was used to seeing immortals, this was the first time Dongfang Piaoling had seen one. She respectfully said to Tian Zhengzi,"Old Deity, don't make a judgment yet. Listen to me, my friend killed those bastards because they went too far.”Dongfang Piaoling quickly told the old man what had happened. The old man nodded as he listened. It seemed like there was a chance.
"Are you all done?" Tian Zheng Zi said.
"It's over, old god. Are you going to let my friend go?”Eastern Wandering asked.
"I won't let you go. Although what you're saying is the truth, the rules can't be changed. Because of him, the number of ghosts in the netherworld has soared. Even the King of Hell almost couldn't control it. This matter has alarmed the immortal world. I must punish him!”Tian Zhengzi said without any mercy.
I was so f * cking angry. I used the Drunken Immortal Moon-Watching Step and instantly approached the Sky Zheng." Old man! I'm a mortal, even if I'm guilty, there's the law of the mortal world! What right do you have to arrest me?!" I snapped.
Tian Zhengzi was scared by me and took two steps back." Do you want to resist arrest? You know that I'm an immortal. Can't I manage the affairs of the human world? Today, I will definitely bring you back to the immortal world to punish you!”
"Hehehe!" I calmly returned to Dongfang Piaoling's side and said with a sinister smile,"You said that you are in charge of law in the immortal world? What evidence do you have?"
"Just based on this! I can take you!" Tian Zhengzi took out a chopstick from his pocket?!!!
The players who had just come to watch the show burst into laughter. With just an ordinary chopstick, he could become an immortal who was in charge of law in the immortal world? Then, all the players could become one.
Tian Zhengzi was stunned when he saw that it was a pair of chopsticks. He quickly touched it in his arms. What was going on?
"Tian Zhengzi, you bastard, listen up! As an immortal, you didn't cultivate properly. Instead, you pretended to be an immortal of the immortal world's law and crossed the border to meddle in the human world! At the same time, he did not distinguish right from wrong and wronged a good person! Do you know your sins?" I snapped suddenly.
" Even if I'm guilty," Tian Zhengzi argued," the people of the Immortal Realm will deal with me. You're just a mortal. What right do you have to punish me?"”
"Why? Hehehe!" I smiled sinisterly and took out something from the ring." Look carefully, just this! Immortal World Law Order!"
"What?" Tianzheng Zi looked at the long strip of Law Token in my hand, which was emitting seven-colored light, and was speechless.
What a joke! I have the ultimate skill of Thieves," Underhand ". With 500% proficiency and Level 22 " Underhand ", the only ones I can't steal are Pangu, Nuwa, Chiyou, and a few other Chaotic Level characters. How can I not capture a small immortal!
The surrounding players watched the situation change and stared at everything in disbelief.
"That's mine!" Tian Zhengzi shouted and wanted to snatch the Immortal World Law Token from me. What a joke, how could I let you snatch it?
I quickly kept the token into my ring. I calmly used the Drunken Immortal Moon-Watching Steps to dodge the Sky Zheng Zi's attack while saying,"Old ghost, you have to think clearly! Now you have to add a few more charges. Let me think."
I thought for a moment and said,"Maliciously killing a player and using improper means to steal a player's item is knowingly breaking the law. I'm going to report you to the system, hehehe! I recorded the scene just now!”The surrounding players, who were afraid of the world falling into chaos, also started to cheer.
Tian Zheng Zi attacked me for a long time, but he couldn't defeat me. He stopped and said angrily,"Good! As long as you hand over the Immortal World Law Order, I'll let you off for now! However, when you reach the Immortal World, watch how I deal with you!”
"Is that so? Threatening me? I'm so scared!" I said casually," You are not worthy of the Immortal World's Law Order. Let the Lord of the Immortal World take it!”
"Good! Good! Good! Just you wait!" Tian Zhengzi was so angry that he couldn't say anything. He flew out of the window on his sword.
I chased after him and gave him the middle finger."Tianzheng, you bastard, listen up! My name is Long Ao! Chi You's disciple! The Little Demon Emperor of the Demon World! I'll wait for you to find trouble with me!!”
Hehe, occasionally using my identity is quite useful!
"Boom!" Tian Zhengzi was so scared that he fell off his sword and smashed the roof of a house."Oh my god! He was Long Ao! Emperor Xuan Yuan had personally told him to take good care of her! There was also the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, Sun Wukong. Sword God Li Xiaoyao had also repeatedly instructed the Immortal Lord to take good care of this person! Not to mention these gods, just his master Chi You alone could destroy the entire immortal world! How did I offend this person! I better hurry back to the immortal world and report to the immortal master!”
Before Tianzheng could come back to his senses, a woman's scream suddenly sounded beside him.”Two streams of blood spurted out from his nostrils. Tianzheng, who had never seen a woman naked before, saw a woman taking a bath.
" I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Tian Zheng Zi apologized repeatedly and flew back to the Heavenly Realm in a sorry state.
At this time, I was in the restaurant and faced another wave of trouble.
As soon as Tianzheng left, the system's voice sounded in my ear,"Player Long Ao, maliciously killed 1981 people (the rest should be red-named), heinous crime. You still have 3 minutes to escape. The city guard of Kunlun City has already sent out four famous hunters to capture you."
At the same time, there was another system announcement. Wanted player nicknamed Silver Moon Killer God, characteristics: The player wears a silver mask on his face. No detection spell can detect his information. Any player who kills the criminal will receive 10000 gold coins without any time limit.
Good heavens, it seems that you are quite determined to kill me! There's actually no time limit for you to arrest me. You have to know that a bounty with no time limit means that they have to pay for killing me at any time, and they have to pay for each kill.
Moreover, to get the system to put a bounty on a player, they had to pay a 50% tax on top of the bounty. That pig was really rich!
When the surrounding players heard that I was called Long Ao, they all cried out in excitement. However, when they heard the system announcement, they immediately quieted down. The most powerful constable in the Divine Dragon Empire!
"What are you afraid of? There are so many of us. When the four famous hunters come, we'll surround them with three people each. Brother Long Ao, find an opportunity to escape. In any case, the system NPCs could not kill players casually. "As long as we can get out of the city, we don't have to be afraid," a person called "Sun Slaughtering Dragon God" said loudly.
"Alright, let's do as Fifth says!”His companions agreed." Brother Long Ao is the pride of our Divine Dragon Empire! How could he let an NPC capture him?”I confirmed their group. There were a total of 12 people. Their names were based on the twelve zodiac signs. Mighty Rat, Cunning Yellow Ox, Cowardly Tiger, Dumb Moon Rabbit, Sun-Slaughtering Dragon, Tall Water Snake, Ugly Handsome Horse, Fatal Sturdy Sheep, Flying Demon Monkey, Crazy Pheasant, Natural Mad Dog, and Handsome Wild Boar. However, the strange thing is that they are all archers, which makes me wonder if they have the ability to stop the four famous Hunters.
"No, thank you, everyone. I will take responsibility for what I did! I don't want my brothers to get hurt because of me. I want to see what the four famous hunters are capable of!”
As we were talking, the four famous system constables had already barged in. One of them, Ironhand, shouted,"Masked brat, you've committed the crime of killing 1981 people! Hurry up and surrender! Come back to the yamen with us." After saying that, he shook the iron chain in his hand.
Another constable named Wu Qing suddenly asked curiously,"Eh? What was going on? The masked brat! What is your name? I can't see your name?”"But!" If the Son of Heaven breaks the law, he will be punished the same as the common people! No matter who you are, the four of us will definitely bring you to justice today.”
"You want to capture me? That would depend on what abilities you have!”After I finished speaking, I was about to make a move when the Sun Slaughtering Dragon God beside me called out,"Brothers, stop them! Brother Heavenly Dragon, leave quickly!"
With that said, he took the lead and the rest of the people stepped forward. The three guards hugged the four famous arresters by their waists. They did not dare to make a move. After all, attacking an NPC was a serious crime.
"What are you doing? Do you want to stop a police officer from handling a case? Get out of the way. If you don't get out of the way, I'll catch you too!”Life Chaser, who had the worst temper, saw that the situation was not right and shouted.
"You want to capture us? Why? We didn't attack you. Be careful, or we'll report you to the system and say that you're abusing your power!”Slaughtering Dragon God said with a smile. "That's right! That's right!" The remaining 11 people agreed.
"Don't think that just because you're like this, we can't take him down!”Coldblood, who was the calmest, said softly and shook off the three people who were hugging him. With a flash of silver light, he pulled out his sword and stabbed at me." Masked brat, you resisted arrest first. I have the right to kill you without mercy!”
"Hah! Kill me! Let's see if you have the ability to kill me!" As I said that, my hand wasn't slow. I dodged his sword. At the same time, my right hand, Sun Splitter, aimed at the sword in his hand and slashed down." Take my sword too!”
I used my full strength to slash out this sword. At the same time, I also used the "Heaven Splitting Sword Qi".”Coldblood's sword was cut into two by me.
"Hiss ~" The four famous constables gasped at the same time."How is that possible? My sword is a celestial-grade!" Coldblood said.
"Hiss ~" Hearing Coldblood's words, the Sun-Slaughtering Dragon God and the others sucked in a breath of cold air. A sword that could cut through a Celestial Artifact!!!
It was the four Hunters who recovered first. While the Sun-Slaughtering Dragon and the others were stunned, they shook off their hands and attacked me. Although their ability was not as good as the Sky Zheng, it was obvious that the four Hunters had learned the Combined Attack Formation. The four of them were even more powerful than the Sky Zheng. I could only use the Drunken Immortal Moon-Watching Step to barely dodge. It would not be good if this continued!
"The imperial edict has arrived!" While we were fighting, the sound of a horse galloping came from outside the door.
Following that, a eunuch dressed like a television man walked in with eight golden-armored warriors. Seeing the commotion in the restaurant, the eunuch frowned and screamed,""What are you doing? Hurry up and stop!"
Everyone stopped, put away their weapons, and looked at the eunuch. The four famous constables knelt and kowtowed." Your subordinates are the constables of Kunlun City, Ruthless, Iron Hands, Chasing Life, and Cold-Blooded. Greetings, Eunuch!"”
The eunuch ignored them and walked straight to me. He stopped and took out a long cylinder from his back. He opened the lid and poured out a yellow scroll. He cleared his throat at me.
There were two curved words written on the scroll. It was probably official script? Regular script? I didn't know. Anyway, I didn't have much knowledge about ancient characters. However, I could basically tell that it was the word "imperial edict". I was hesitating whether I should kneel down like in the TV series and shout "Long live, long live, long live" or something else.
"Long Ao, kneel down and receive the decree!" The eunuch cleared his throat and announced loudly. Then he paused and looked at me. This solved my worries. I immediately knelt down and lowered my head like in TV dramas! Looks like something good is going to happen. Let's see how those four famous hunters are going to catch me!
"By the will of the heavens, the emperor issued an edict saying: I heard that there is a famous person in the wilderness, Long Ao, who has outstanding martial arts skills. He killed the Dark Dragon Bat and saved the Kunlun Immortal Spirit. His reputation spread far and wide. He specially recruited Long Ao into the palace and rewarded him! After receiving the edict, he went to the palace to receive the reward. I'm honored." The eunuch finished reading the contents in a shrill voice and handed the scroll to me.
"Thank you, Lord!" I pretended to mutter, then raised my head and respectfully extended my hands to take the imperial edict. Slaughtering Dragon God and the others had already started to cover their mouths and snicker. They did not expect to see such a scene in the game. It was really nondescript.
"Eunuch, you have worked hard on the journey. This is a small token of my respect.”I took out a 'God's Diamond' from my ring and stuffed it into the eunuch's hand. I still have to count on him to help me get rid of the four famous hunters! How could she not bribe him properly? From the looks of it, he's from the palace, so he should be rich and imposing. He might not care about gold coins, but the God's Diamond is a good thing. I'm not afraid that he won't accept it.
"Swordsman, you're too polite. After entering the palace to receive the reward, we'll be officials of the same dynasty. At that time, I'm afraid I'll still need you to take care of me.”The eunuch saw the thing in his hand and shouted," Ah! This, this is God!"
Before I could finish speaking, the eunuch sensed something and hurriedly kept the God's Diamond in his hand. He said to me in a very warm voice,"Your Excellency (You already call me Your Excellency, it seems that the charm of the 'God's Diamond' is not small), the Emperor is still waiting! If there's nothing else, let's set off quickly.”
"Alright, but I want to bring my wife along!”I haven't forgotten about Eastern Wandering.
"Your precious wife, alright! Let's go together!" The eunuch readily agreed.
I came in front of the Sun-Slaughtering Dragon God and cupped my fists at him."Brother Divine Dragon, I, Long Ao, thank you for today's matter. I have something to do now. By the way, I hope everyone can keep my identity a secret!”"Good! Brother, take care!" The Sun-Slaughtering Divine Dragon also cupped his fists at me.
After exchanging name cards with everyone, I said to the eunuch,"Eunuch, let's go! Ah, I forgot to ask your name."
"Hehe, my surname is Wu. Is everything done? Let's go." After saying that, she pulled my hand and walked out of the door.
"Please wait a moment, Eunuch." The person who spoke was the leader of the four famous hunters, Ruthless, who was kneeling on the ground."Eunuch, this person is a wanted criminal who has killed 1981 players."
"What?!" Eunuch Wu turned around and said to the four famous arresters who were kneeling on the ground,""Presumptuous! Who do you think you are? How dare you arrest the person the emperor wants? Do you still want your heads?!"
Seeing that something was wrong, I quickly said to Eunuch Wu,"Eunuch Wu, don't be angry. They're just following orders!”
"Humph! Today, if it wasn't for Lord Ao interceding for you, I would definitely punish you! Get lost! Go back and remove the arrest warrant!" Eunuch Wu turned around and smiled at me." Lord Ao, let's go!”
" But, father-in-law," Ruthless said," There are other players who are also hunting for Lord Ao!”
" This?" This time, even Eunuch Wu was a little embarrassed.
"Eunuch Wu, you don't have to worry about it. I can solve this matter myself.”I said to Eunuch Wu," Let's go!”
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