1. Wages are like menstruation, once a month, and then gone in a week or so.
2：. I'm flat-chested, I'm proud, I save cloth for the country.
3. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.
4. The secret to longevity-keep breathing and don't die.
5. Because I was too devoted in the past, I became heartless now.
6. Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people like to hear it, and so do ghosts.
7:. My dear, you must believe me. I'm dizzy even when I'm on a boat, let alone when I'm two-timing.
8. Distance does not produce beauty, but a third party.
9:. The generation gap was when you asked your dad,"What do you think of Chrysanthemum Terrace?" His father thought about it and said,"I haven't drunk it before ~"
10: Please don't call me an otaku, please call me a lock-up. Please don't call me otaku, please call me Madame Curie
11:. Summer is just not good. When I'm poor, I can't even drink the northwest wind…
12:. I only drink pure water and pure milk, so I'm very simple.
A man's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug a woman.
Everyone says I'm obedient, but I only listen to myself...
The difference between humans and pigs is: Pigs were always pigs, but humans were sometimes not humans!
Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk, because the sutras he recited were so nice…
50 cents and 50 cents are the happiest because they are together
18:. Perhaps one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will already be wearing a kasaya.
Brushing one's teeth was a sad and joyful thing because one hand was holding a cup and the other was holding a washbasin.
20:. Go your own way, let the cat and dog talk
21:. That day, when you said you hated me, I laughed so hard that it tore my heart apart.
It turns out that love has never left. It's just that I remember and you forgot.
The so-called sweet talk is to say something that you don't even believe, but hope that the other party will believe you.
1. Don't fall in love with me, hypocrite. If you have the ability, let's get married.
2. Your love rival and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time, and they can't swim. Do you choose to go to a disco or go to a KTV?
3.loveyourmotherwhowho…...
4. Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself just because you did something wrong. I still have to use the toilet.
5. The awesome thing about News Broadcast was that even if you kept changing the channel, you could still watch the entire news.
6. Who are you making that expression with…Is the loan I owe you about to expire or something?
7. I'm not your little raccoon. I can't play as much fun as you.
8. Life is short, you must be sexy.
9. Not all coquettish beauties were bitches. They could also be salesmen.
10. I don't tidy up my room, I'm a beauty who messes up my room.
11. According to the law, men could only get married at the age of 23, but they could join the army at the age of 18. This explained three things: First, it was easier to kill than to be a husband; Secondly, it was harder to live than to fight, and secondly, women were harder to deal with than enemies.
12. I'm not a customer service staff. You have no right to ask me to answer this and that.
13. Other people's money is my worldly possessions.
14. After you were born, were you thrown up three times but only caught twice?
15. Some people looked much better when they wore facial masks.
16. Do you know him very well? Playing a video for no reason. Do you think it's your TV? You can play it with a press.
17. If you can fight, try not to make any noise.
18. If you have a face with insoles, don't be stepped on.
19. A fighter jet among idiots and a VIP among bitches.
20. Cow dung was still cow dung after all. Even if it was steamed in a pot, it would not become a fragrant cake.
21. Get out of here, get out of here without stopping
22. It was better to take a look than to take a closer look.
23. You are the best example of a failed abortion!
24. It's not your fault for wanting to be a mistress, but it's your fault for coming to university!!
25. To be a classy hooligan, a lecher with good taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!
26. If you asked a male toad what was the most beautiful, his answer would definitely be a female toad. There was no doubt about his appreciation level. It was just that the environment was different.
27. There were some things that didn't need to be argued about. One had to obey on the surface and secretly resist.
28. Yesterday, I picked up a mousepad and wanted to get a computer. What else do I need?
If I Hit You, Then I'll Hit You. Do I Still Have to Pick a Day?
30. I really envy you for knowing me at such a young age.
31. He had the courage to admit his mistakes and was determined not to change.
32. If you crawled on the ground and looked up at others, you couldn't blame them for standing straight and looking down at you.
33. The sexiness of the soul was the true sexiness of the bones.
34. The revolution must succeed before the comrades have worked hard.
35. People who were too rational would definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and the beautiful scenery along the way.
36. Who would still be there waiting for you after the passage of time?
37. He wanted to quit smoking, sleep early, and die well.
38. If it wasn't for the fact that he couldn't beat you, he would have fallen out with you long ago.
This Evil New Society, Why Don't You Have Arranged Marriage?
40. Destroying someone wasn't destroying them, and destroying someone wasn't destroying them.
41. It's not that I don't fold my blanket, but I'm nostalgic. I like the blanket I slept in the day before I went to bed. He forced me to raise this lifestyle problem to the cultivation of my personality.
42. What kind of exhaustion was it to go from innocence to indifference?
43. The existence of tears was to prove that sadness was not an illusion.
44. I really don't want to use my toes to despise you. But you forced me to do this!
45. I hate to hear the word " sorry ". It means that I've been taken advantage of by someone, deceived, or even let down.
46. In the end, he had to be injured personally before he could learn to be smart…
47. Invisible things were scary, but wasn't the human heart even scarier?
48. Some disappointment was inevitable, but most of it was because you overestimated yourself.
49. There were many things that were between not saying that they were aggrieved and saying that they were pretentious.
50. In this world, sincerity was scarce to begin with, so it was better to be thrifty.
51. Those who cared did not understand, and those who understood did not care.
52. If you don't trust me easily, I won't let you down. If you don't promise me easily, I won't let you down.
53. The man cried because he truly loved her. The woman cried because she had really given up.
54. There were too many injuries around me. I hope that when I wake up one morning, I'll be the only one in the world and die quietly…
55. Some questions had no answer, so it was the final answer. Some things had no result, so it was the best result.
56. There were three kinds of people in the world: those whose conscience had been eaten by dogs, those whose conscience had not been eaten by dogs, and those whose conscience would not even eat dogs.
57. A woman's tears were the most useless liquid, but if you made a woman cry, it meant that you were useless.
58. A single thought could cause thousands of rivers and mountains to rise, and a single thought could cause the world to change.
59. I firmly believe that there will be a man who will come to this world to suffer my torture.
60. If the heart is not moved, there will be no pain.
61. If you want to love me, you must learn to be my friend first.
63. Sometimes, hatred was the misapplication of the power of love.
64. The difference between a lie and an oath was that one would be taken seriously by the listener, while the other would be taken seriously by the speaker.
65. Wolves roam the world and eat meat, dogs roam the world and eat shit.
66. The opposite of love was not loving, but loving once.
67. I didn't scold you because I didn't want to compliment you, understand?
68. When she woke up, it was already dark…
69. If you don't even know Beckham, how dare you talk to me about basketball!
70. Men and toothbrushes-I will never share them!
71. In the future, she would marry Tang Sanzang as her husband. If she could play with him, she would play with him. If she couldn't, she would eat him.
People are not afraid of death, but they are most afraid of not knowing how to live!
73. I can't satisfy everyone because not everyone is human!
74. I only care about what I care about. You are not in this range!
75. You think you're redundant, but actually…You're really redundant!
76. If you don't love me, let me go…
77. When he said he loved you, it was unintentional. Don't be easily moved.
78. No matter how beautiful it was, it couldn't stand being forgotten, and no matter how sad it was, it couldn't stand time.
79. Fortunately, love was not everything. Fortunately, everything was not love.
80. Men lie to make themselves feel better. When a woman lied, she wanted to make the other party feel better.
81. What women could not forget was feelings, and what men could not forget was feelings.
82. As time passed, feelings settled down, and feelings disappeared…
83. Who could understand whose deep love, who could understand whose departure…
84. Perhaps it seemed to be the case, but it was not necessarily the case.
85. Other than the changes, there were no exceptions.
86. Treat yourself well when you are alone, and treat each other well when you are together.
87. The earth was in motion, and a person would not be in an unlucky position forever.
88. The oath was just a slip of the tongue.
89. Even if she wanted to cry again, she would smile and say," Your grandpa!
Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills.
91. Believe it or not, I'll slap you against the wall. You won't be able to pull it off even if you want to.
92. He liked smoking because it could hurt his lungs, but it wouldn't hurt his heart.
93. No one looked down on you because no one was looking at you. Everyone was very busy.
94. She would rather have a deep sorrow than a shallow happiness.
95. I wish I could be as forgetful and heartless as a baby...
96. He broke off relations with people who had ill intentions towards him. Only when people break off their friendship can they have close friends.
97. It was painful now, but when he looked back later, he would realize that it was actually nothing.
98. He could not forget the past, but he had to let it go.
99. Never give a friend who betrayed you a second chance to betray you.
100. You don't have that many viewers, so don't be so tired.
101. A slut is a slut, even in an economic crisis, it won't be expensive!
102. You may forget the person you laughed with, but you will never forget the person you cried with.
103. If the direction was wrong, stopping meant moving forward.
104. You may cry, but it doesn't mean that you are truly compassionate. Just because I can smile doesn't mean that everything is fine.
105. The ending was already decided. We were just living according to the script of fate.
106. My schizophrenia has been cured, and now we're both fine.
107. Thank you for the sudden sincerity of hypocrisy, thank you for the truth of lies.
108. It was nothing to miss someone when you were lonely. However, it would be different if he missed her during a lively time.
109. I once had you, it hurts to think of you.
110. There were no unfinished things in the world, only undead hearts.
111. I may not be stronger than others, but I am more silent than others. It doesn't mean that you're in more pain than others, but you express it more brilliantly.
112. We had different masks, played different roles, and had different experiences, but we shared the same sorrow.
113. In this day and age, some people were busy being single, while others were busy ending their single lives.
114. If he was happy, he would laugh. If he was unhappy, he would laugh later.
115. Reading ten thousand books is not as good as walking ten thousand miles. It is better to see countless people than to travel thousands of miles. I have seen countless people, but it is better to be guided by a wise master.
There are only women who die for love, there are no infatuated men.
117. Let me say this in a low-key manner. I don't have the time to participate in your past, but I don't want to participate in your future even if you beat me to death.
118. My eyes were originally bright, but because of you, I became blind!
119. The world is very big, there is love at the corner, I'm leaving, you can do whatever you want!
120. If a person was willing to make you sad, he wouldn't care if you cried or not. Therefore, he quickly put away his tears, washed his face, brushed his teeth, and went back to doing what he had to do…
121. If you're my type, I'm sorry, but I don't feel like eating vegetables recently. Besides, you're not my type…
122. It had rained twice this week. The first rain lasted three days, and the second rain lasted four days…
123. We've been searching, searching, for that ending we all have.
124. Holding your hand and walking with my eyes closed, I won't get lost.
125. What was happiness? It was to hide his sadness and smile at everyone.
126. Happiness and happiness were so similar, but was happiness really happiness?
127. The first sentence was wrong, and the entire hypothesis failed.
128. To cry in front of a man who didn't love you was an insult to yourself.
129. Parents, please don't call your children "little brats" because from a genetic point of view, this is very detrimental to you.
130. He wanted to go if he had a move, but if he didn't, he would die.
131. To love or to be loved is not as good as to love.
132. When a woman looked at the sky, she did not want to look for anything. She was just lonely…
133. Words were spoken by people, and farts were also uttered by people. Talking was the same as farts, it was just a breath.
134. Some people's love was just a kind of 'emotion at that time'. If the other party mistook this emotion for long-term love, it would be childish.
135. If she couldn't forget him, she wouldn't forget him. To truly forget, one did not need to work hard.
136. If we can't be together, then it means that we're not fated. Since there was no fate, there was nothing to regret about not being able to be together.
137. How can you know the world and not know the ways of the world?
138. What makes us suffer psychologically is not the matter itself, but our thoughts about the matter and the stories we make up around it.
139. Cherish what you can have and give up what you can't get. Why not?
140. Happiness was as short as fireworks, and feelings were as fragile as glass.
141. What I want is to eat instant noodles together, and also to be able to modestly give in and drink soup.
142. If you don't love, then you must love. This is a form of self-abuse. It was self-harming to love but not love.
143. If he didn't like others, it was because he didn't have enough self-cultivation.
144. A woman's taste was determined by the taste of the man standing beside her.
145. One of the most successful things in a woman's life was to choose the right man.
146. When he saw through it, he pretended not to.
147. If you eat it, you will never spit it out again, so you have to think carefully before eating. Love was the same.
148. They could disagree, but they had to learn to respect him.
149. I don't have a pot, but if I had a pot, I would have stewed you long ago!
150. If you don't harm people, you're contributing to society!
You Should Be Hit! If I don't hit you, you'll be sad!
152. It's the same tap water, but you're pretending to be pure!
153. In history, only names were real, and in novels, only names were fake.
154. Either endure it or be cruel.
155. Don't ask me anything, baidu knows more than me, if you have any questions, go to him!
156. The man who came home early told his wife a story. A man who came home late made up a story for his wife.
157. If you're so awesome, why didn't you hang your photo on Tianamen?
I'll Plant You In A Flower Pot To Let You Know What A Vegetate Is!
159. If I put your words into a pot of oil, I can squeeze out the oil!
160. An educated fool was such a terrifying fool!
161. I don't even believe your words.
Hey, Excuse Me, Is Your Coffin Flipping or Sliding-Out?
The higher the number of people online on QQ, the more lonely the person is.
164. A man's strength was the money in his pocket.
165. Thinking about it, it was still easier to survive in kindergarten.
166. Dreams could not be realized because they were not realistic enough.
167. If my life was a movie, you would be the advertisement that popped up.
168. I don't have time to play with you. A big shot like me has a full schedule this year. I have many movies, TV dramas, and advertisements to watch.
169. I say, big brother, I'm not a grass boat. You don't have to keep sending your cheap words to me!
170. After the two completely broke up, either party would send a text message to the other party on their birthday every year to prove: Look, although we broke up, I still remember you. I even remember your birthday. It's completely unnecessary dogsh * t behavior. Do you think I'm a cemetery for martyrs?
171. It was not enough to have a pair of eyes that could discover beauty. The key was that your eyes had to be able to discover your own ugliness.
172. Love turning into marriage was nothing more than slowly turning feelings into tolerance, and there might be unexpected tolerance mixed in.
173. Everything was increasing in price, but people were getting more and more despicable…
174." You were originally in my heart. Later on, you slowly ran into my stomach. Later on, I digested you, and you ran into my large intestine. In the end, you became a fart. Then, I let you go. You're a fart. If I don't let you go, do you want me to leave you in my intestines to slowly savor it?!
175. We can all face it bravely--the person you love doesn't love you; However, no one could face the fact that someone who had loved you for a long time had turned around and left.
176. How many people have promised to love someone for a lifetime and then put it into action?
177. It was rumored that men who treated women badly would make sanitary pads in their next life.
178. Youth doesn't last long, hurry up and fall in love.
179. Whether a person's life was successful or not depended on the memorial service.
180. If you leave first, don't blame me for having my back to you when you turn around.
181. If I can't find an umbrella that I like, I'd rather be in the rain.
182. No one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.
The most important thing in life is not the position, but the direction. They were both B's, but if you went all the way to the north, you would become a B. If you broke through the south wall and did not look back, you would only be a B.
184. It didn't matter if his head was empty, but the key was not to let water enter it.
Life is a chess piece, and I am willing to be a pawn. Although my actions are slow, who has ever seen me take a step back?
186. The prawn's red day was its time of great sorrow.
187. The only difference between a friend and an assassin was: An assassin stabs you in the back, and you turn around and say in pain, Ah, you are? ---- When a friend stabs you in the back, you turn around and say in surprise, Ah, it's you!
188. There were two characteristics of the people of China: they didn't like to tell the truth, and they didn't like to hear the truth.
189. The result of being overly fussy was that men became feminine and women became aunties.
190. Like every drop of wine can't return to the original grapes, I can't return to my youth.
191. Life was so good, with food, drinks, and computers.
192. In ancient times, we didn't text or chat online, we didn't cross the sea or get stuck on the road. If I miss you, I'll cross two mountains and walk five miles to hold your hand.
193. The things you don't know are destined.
194. How do you and I, who are in heat, face this world of promiscuity?
195. If you want him to forget you, then you should go see him as you always do. And if you want him to never forget you, then you have to see him with a subversive appearance.
196. I'm not a fortune-teller on the bridge. I can't tell you so much that you want to hear.
197. When will the bright moon appear? I'll ask the blue sky for wine... Qing Tian said,"Get lost, I'm so busy, how can I have time to care about you? Go and see the weather forecast yourself!"
198. An iron pestle could be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle could only be ground into a toothpick. If the materials were wrong, it was useless no matter how hard he tried.
199. The IQ of a man when he cheated was second only to Einstein!
200. Some people said that having a child would prevent menstrual cramps, so let's have one!
201. The amount of time a man could maintain his interest was usually proportional to the amount of time his prey struggled. The faster he surrendered, the sooner he would fall out of favor.
202. No matter how beautiful it was, it couldn't stand being forgotten, and no matter how sad it was, it couldn't stand time.
203.MisssomebodyIlost.ForgetsomebodyImiss...
204. Fortunately, love was not everything. Fortunately, everything was not love…
205. When we were young, we danced together because of love or loneliness;
After the vicissitudes of life, why do we feel lonely as before but prefer to be strangers?
206. Ever since the two prostitutes claimed to be graduates of a famous university, I now generally claim to be illiterate.
If People Were Bored, They Would Even Play With Snot Bubbles.
208. Recently, he was so poor that he had no money to buy flatbread to eat. He could only eat steamed buns. If he wanted to eat flatbread, he would flatten the steamed bun. If he wanted to eat noodles, he would comb the steamed bun a few times.
209. In the workplace, he should be like Conan, with a domineering aura that made others die wherever he went.
210. He would make do with the mistake, or beat them at their own game. Anyway, he would make do with it.
211. First love was infinitely good, but it died early.
212. Afraid that she would be even sadder, she could only pretend to be colder than you.
213. There are two of me in this world. One is pretending to be happy, and the other is really sad.
214. Take your good intentions and get out of my life.
215. Why did she suddenly feel like crying? Could it be that I also have a little sadness from going against the current?
216. I don't ask for anything, but that doesn't mean I don't care about anything.
217. When I weigh myself, I'm very unhappy. When I'm unhappy, I want to eat.
218. I wish you solitude and longevity.
219. When I work hard to improve my cultivation, there will always be some people who like to run over and become cannon fodder…Then I can only change my perspective and fulfill your wish!
220. No amount of " I love you " could compare to " I'll marry you."
221.9 One rose was long, and 99 roses were still long. It was just that 99 roses were relatively luxurious and long…
222. There was such a person, if you sent him a text message, he would immediately reply to you, whether it was day or night. With such a person, if you asked him, he would listen to you. If you didn't want to talk to him, he wouldn't bother you with text messages. He was 10086…
223. Penguin GG and Penguin Girl went on a date. Before Penguin Girl arrived at the date, Penguin GG kept looking left and right…He looked left and right…He looked left and right…When Penguin Girl came and saw Penguin GG like this, she was furious! "You think you're f * cking logging into QQ?!"”
224. My girlfriend told me that she found a job in Japan and told me to work hard in China and not to watch videos.
225. My boyfriend said that he found a job in Thailand and told me to work hard in China and not to travel to Thailand.
226. If you hate a man, beat his woman into Li Yuchun so that he can't enjoy the pleasure of the upper body. If you hate a woman, beat her man into Li Yuchun so that she can't enjoy the pleasure of the lower body.
227. Who would be as firm in their feelings for me as they are for RMB?
228. When your mother gave birth to you, she must have been anxious, absent-minded, and so sloppy...
229. Don't always look so depressed!
230. What made people crazier than falling in love was falling out of love.
231. He was obviously the son of a township official, but he still pretended to be a rich second-generation heir.
232. Since no one was giving you a way out, it was better to move a chair yourself.
233. After the stock market plummeted, there was still a retaliatory rebound. It was understandable that I would occasionally do something out of line to express my dissatisfaction, right?
234. How many pairs of eyes would there be left after ten years?
235. People without boyfriends had time every night…
Ignoring what was happening outside the window and only watching soap operas.
237. When she woke up, it was already dark…
As Long As You Want It, As Long As I Have It
239. Was his memory good, or was it because he cared too much?
240. You're a very kind person, especially when you're letting people down…
241. Children without umbrellas had to run hard.
242. If one's heart was not as big as the sea, how could one have a career like the sea?
I Will Be the First Me, Not the Second Who.
244. A graceful gentleman, a lady is easy to please.
245. Experts suggested that they should not sleep more than 24 hours a day. It was enough, but not too much.
246. If you believe in fate, then all coincidences are destined. If you don't believe in fate, then everything is destined to be accidental.
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