"Your Highness? Crown Prince? Crown Prince? General? Master?" Guihai Yidao changed the way he addressed him, and his voice became louder and louder.
Opening his misty eyes, a trace of sparkling and translucent saliva dripped down from the corner of Li Zhi's mouth. The tenacious stickiness made the saliva seem like it was made of sugar. Guihai Yidao's eyelids twitched when he saw this.
" Yes, Liu Yifei, Yang Mi, and Sister Zhiling. Don't go. Come back. I haven't had enough fun yet, haha, beautiful," Li Zhi mumbled in his sleep. Then, his upper and lower eyelids hooked together. Li Zhi's body collapsed and he fell back onto the bed.
"Liu Yifei, Yang Mi, and Sister Zhiling? Strange, there's no one called Zhiling among His Highness 'sisters.”
" Your Highness, wake up. It's already late in the morning. There's a good show to watch outside." Li Zhi still did not react. Guihai Yidao's eyes rolled and he whispered in Li Zhi's ear,""Your Highness, the Crown Princess Consort is here. The Crown Princess Consort's eldest sister and third sister are also here.”
"Mm, what crown prince consort?”Li Zhi suddenly jumped up from the bed, his head turning around to look around, his face full of desire.
Guihai Yidao secretly laughed and carefully said,""Your Highness, were you dreaming just now?”
"It seems so? Sigh, I've almost forgotten about it after having a dream. Why are you calling me so early in the morning? Your anus is itching. Do you want me to take out my remaining HP to let you have a good time?”Kneeling on the bed and stretching, Li Zhi curled his lips and sized up Guihai Yidao with malicious intent.
"Uh, Your Highness, it's better not to. This humble servant's chrysanthemum has just bloomed, and it's still a daisy. It can't withstand the ravaging of Your Highness 'residual blood, or else this humble servant will really be' residual blood'?”Guihai Yidao subconsciously touched the shining anus behind him and squirmed.
Covering his mouth with his hand, Li Zhi felt like he was in the ocean." Alright, cut the crap. What's the matter?”
Guihai Yidao saw that Li Zhi was a little impatient, so he immediately stood up straight. Then, he felt that it was inappropriate, so he bent down and came forward. His eyebrows jumped as he smiled slyly." Your Highness, you don't know, but a big eater came to our camp today. I heard that he ate four roast chickens, three catties of beef, and hundreds of thousands of rice last night. I heard that the Cooks 'Army made three big bowls of rotten meat noodles for him.”
"Oh my god, what a big eater. However, this is nothing. I once saw a girl with a super good figure eating twelve bowls of mixed ramen in one go on the Internet.”Although he was shocked, Li Zhi still had a disdainful look on his face.
Guihai Yidao didn't bother to investigate what the Internet meant. After all, he had been by His Highness 'side for so many years and was already used to it." Of course, it's not just this. Otherwise, I wouldn't have disturbed His Highness's business. It was said that there was going to be a huge archery competition outside, hosted by Old Duke Cheng himself. It was said that the big eater was going to participate. Old Duke Cheng had already announced that the big eater would carry a ten-picul bow and wear five sets of armor within 300 steps. It was said that he would shoot everything within 300 steps.”
"Bah, that's awesome. A ten-picul longbow that can break five armors in three hundred steps. That's too much bragging. What did that kid eat to grow up?”Li Zhi was a little impressed. Regardless of whether he could shoot so far or not, he must be a genius to dare to say such words. He could compete with Uncle Benshan back then. He could fool people without paying with his life. However, this kid dared to demonstrate in public. He must have some ability.
" Who isn't? Ten stones, three hundred steps, and five armor? Does that kid think he's a Yang Youji? If he's so good at shooting, it's better to shoot him dead."”Guihai Yidao was jealous. As someone who thought that he was a legendary master of the imperial court, he was actually shocked. This was simply unforgivable, especially when he thought about the cool man Guihai Yidao in " The World's Best ", which was written by Little Li. Guihai Yidao was unconvinced and came here to drag Li Zhi along just to see this big eater make a fool of himself. Hehe, it was always interesting to have more people, not to mention his prince's restless nature.
"By the way, who is that arrogant grandson?”
"His name is Xue Rengui. Rengui, this name makes me shiver. Country bumpkin, why don't you look at my name? Guihai Yidao. Just hearing this name makes me look like a hero."
Ignoring Guihai Yidao's narcissistic face, Li Zhi nodded in a daze." Xue Rengui, hehe, the master of the Heaven Stabilizing Mountain with Three Arrows has finally come out. I haven't seen you for so long, and I thought you were sent to the rat hole in Java by my mighty butterfly wings." Guihai Yidao, change your clothes. Let's go out and watch the archery competition."”
"Your humble servant, tsk." It seemed that Guihai Yidao had really been led astray by Li Zhi. Even his salute was nondescript. They thought that he had transmigrated from the Braid Dynasty.
"Mm, wait. Guihai Yidao, go out for a while.”Just as Li Zhi was about to get up, his body suddenly froze as if he had been stung by lightning.
"Your Highness, what are you…"
"Bah, didn't you hear what I said? Do you want me to find fifty African men and let you have fun a hundred times?”With his eyes wide open in anger, Li Zhi's domineering aura swept over Guihai Yidao, making Guihai Yidao's anus feel cold.
"I'll leave now." With a long face, Guihai Yidao could only comfort himself in his heart,'Men always have a few days every month.”
After watching Guihai Yidao retreat, Li Zhi carefully pulled open his pants and looked inside in an extremely wretched manner. He even fished with his hands. After a long time, his old face turned slightly red as he muttered self-deprecatingly,"F * ck, I had a wet dream. F * ck you, is this the situation of the Divine Mother?”
He got up and took out his spare clothes. As he changed, he muttered,"Mei Niang, I miss you. Mei Niang, I miss you, my little brother misses you even more!"
The lovely dividing line.
Li Jing and the other old generals did not understand what was wrong with Demoness Cheng. What kind of archery competition was this? Our Tang army's crossbow formation was better than anything else. Shoot your grandmother in the mouth. However, when they heard Xue Rengui's bold words, the group of old men were all furious.
Even if these old men were at the peak of their martial strength when they were young, they would not be half as strong as Xue Rengui, provided that Xue Rengui was really that strong. Therefore, under Old Demoness Cheng's merciless mockery and contempt for their masculinity, these old men sat on the high platform of the drill ground in the camp with red eyes and heavy breaths, swearing that they would definitely set up a difficult problem to trick Xue Rengui and make Old Demoness Cheng embarrassed. At that time, he would look down on Old Demon Cheng's fragile kidney function.
If the Goguryeon army could send a rain of arrows onto the platform, they would definitely be able to capture all the founding fathers of the Great Tang. There would be no need for this war to continue, and the dream of Quangesomun conquering the Central Plains would no longer be a dream.
After Li Zhi had changed his clothes, he sat on the platform with a look of loneliness on his face. He looked like a coquettish old man who was lonely and sought defeat.
Li Zhi moved closer to Old Demoness Cheng and sneered,""I say, Master, what are you up to this time? If you lose, you can use your old face to clean your shoes.”
Old Demoness Cheng smiled and waved at the Tang soldiers below, looking like a leader. She didn't seem displeased at Li Zhi's words and just smiled."Good. Today, disciple, you'll see who in this camp of Great Tang elites can compete with my disciple.”
"Hmm, when did you take him as your disciple?”Li Zhi asked in surprise.
Old Demoness Cheng couldn't help but laugh cunningly as she said excitedly,""Ever since that good disciple of Xue Rengui shot the first arrow at me last night, I have decided to take him in as my disciple and train him well in the future.”
Thinking of the fierce and powerful archery skills of Xue Da Da in history, Li Zhi suddenly admired his master. He was a talent. Why didn't he notice it usually? His eyes were sharp enough, and his attacks were accurate, fast, and ruthless. It was the essence of his generation's crossfire battlefield.
Li Zhi's eyes moved. Since his master was in the front, his disciple should not fall behind others, right? He stood up and instantly attracted everyone's attention. Who asked our Little Li to have a special status? He was simply like the CEO of a job fair in the future. Even if you could defeat that bald donkey, as long as you didn't catch Little Li's eye, hehe,"If you learn martial arts, you'll be sold to the emperor."”
If Student Li doesn't accept it, then you can only pack your bags and go home to sell sweet potatoes. When you have nothing to do, you can only comfort yourself by saying," I'm not from Penghao."
Therefore, Little Li's figure was always so brilliant, like a birdman. He had a halo around him. As soon as he stood up, the Tang archers and soldiers who had been threatened by Old Demoness Cheng immediately quieted down and waited for Little Li to lecture them.
Clearing his throat, Li Zhi turned to the tens of thousands of Tang soldiers and shouted,""Soldiers of the Great Tang, this archery competition is hosted by the Princess of the Lu Kingdom. How can such a grand event be without me? I will present a purebred Ferghana horse and a set of rare Mingguang Kai worth tens of thousands of gold to congratulate the champion of this archery competition.“
After Li Zhi finished his words, everyone on the drill ground held their breath and cheered in unison. Xue Rengui's eyes shot out an evil light like a wild wolf, as if he had seen a naked Marina. He tightly held the " Armor Breaking " longbow in his hand, and his body trembled violently.
In the Great Tang, not everyone could wear the Mingguang Kai. Only generals could have this honor. Therefore, not only did the Mingguang Kai possess powerful defensive power, but it was also a symbol of status and power. Moreover, this was personally bestowed by the Crown Prince, the future Emperor of the Great Tang. The concept was different.
Just like when your teacher said to you," Well done. It's not a problem for you to be the secretary of the provincial party committee. I think highly of you." You might just feel happy and proud, but if this sentence was said to you by our brother, he would probably be ecstatic.
As for Ferghana horses, hehe, the Turks were a nomadic people who raised horses for a living. Li Zhi had only collected over two thousand of them. In the later generations, a Ferghana horse that had been brought to England, also known as the Akhaltje Golden Horse, was more expensive than a Maybach. Moreover, the average nouveau riche would not be able to buy it even if they had the money. It was only for the enjoyment of nobles and wealthy families with good taste.
In this era, for a general, a warrior who wanted to make a name for himself, comparing a Ferghana horse to an ordinary horse was like comparing a Ferrari to a Chery.
Not to mention the archers present, even the old masters couldn't sit still, but they didn't say anything due to their pride. However, Old Demoness Cheng and Big Blackie Yuchi didn't mind.
" Your Highness, I haven't let go of the big black piece for a long time. Count me in." Yuchi Gong's face was serious, but the excitement in his eyes couldn't be hidden. It was as if he was determined to get the Radiant Kai and Ferghana Stallion.
"Disciple, Old Cheng and Big Blackie are eternal rivals. I originally didn't want to participate, but Big Blackie participated. Sigh, I can only force myself to work harder. It's all Big Blackie's fault for being too insensible.”Cheng Yaojin was indeed a vixen. His words made the surrounding old men roll their eyes. Yuchi Gong almost spat on Cheng Yaojin's shoes. Li Zhi gave him a thumbs up and looked at Cheng Yaojin with a sly smile.
"Don't worry, don't worry. All of you, all of you, don't miss a single one. There are also other old masters who want to compete with these juniors. However, if they lose, it won't be good for their reputation.”She looked at the old masters with a smile on her face.
Alright, they were indeed master and disciple. Since they had already said so, how were they going to attack? Forget it, let's just watch. Cheng Yaojin and Big Blackie, those two scoundrels, were being abused.
With perverted and abnormal desires, the group of old men were all modest and righteous. At the same time, in order to express their friendship with the officials of the same dynasty for many years, including Old Man Li Jing, they all greeted and encouraged Demoness Cheng and Yuchi Daheizi, who had begun to warm up.
"Alright, I announce that the competition will begin now. The first event is to shoot birds.”Li Zhi's voice was trembling a little. His predecessor couldn't shoot an airplane, but he could watch others shoot birds in close proximity.
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