What kind of brothers were the most loyal in the world? They had carried guns together, gone through the same window together, been in prison together, and went to prostitution together. Li Zhi deeply agreed.
Ever since Li Ke joined Li Zhi's team, Li Zhi's crime rate had skyrocketed under Li Ke and Li Zhi's tireless teaching. For a time, a large number of clothes disappeared from the palace maids when they were bathing, and toads ran around when they were sleeping. The imperial kitchen was even more chaotic and lively.
The relationship between Li Zhi and Li Ke rose sharply. Today, the two brothers were finally ordered by Empress Zhangsun not to cause any more trouble. For a time, as the two of them were confined, the palace returned to its usual calm.
However, they were brothers in distress, so they definitely wouldn't end up like this.
"This isn't good. If Imperial Father catches you, you won't be able to bear the consequences.”
"Don't worry, as long as we plan it well, we can guarantee that no one will know. You've never been there before, so don't you want to see it?”
"This…"
"I say, are you still a man? Why are you so hesitant over such a small matter? Forget it, I'll go alone. Sigh, tsk tsk, you can't do it.”
"Who said I can't? I'll go. What's the big deal? Isn't it just a brothel?”
The two people who spoke were none other than the two brothers, Li Zhi and Li Ke. However, what was shocking was that it was actually Li Zhi who was persuading the two of them to sneak out of the palace and visit the brothel.
Today's weather was not bad, and it was a sunny day. The two brothers, Li Zhi and Li Ke, decided to go out openly. Li Zhi asked Empress Zhangsun for a token to leave the palace. Then, he swaggered out of the palace with Li Ke and a dozen plainclothes guards. Why?
He was very powerful, incognito, understanding the people's feelings, and not being a hedonistic son who could not differentiate between grain and rice. Empress Zhangsun was so touched that she was confused."Mother's child has grown up."
Chang 'an City was divided into three parts: the Palace City, the Imperial City, and the Outer City. Chang 'an City was divided into 110 districts by 11 streets and 14 streets. It had a total area of 84.1 square kilometers. It was the largest city in the world with a city wall in ancient China.
On the Vermilion Bird Avenue, Li Zhi was looking around while chatting with Li Ke. He was walking in a splayed pace with more than ten burly men behind him. He was definitely the standard outfit of a second-generation heir. He was missing a dog and an eagle.
On the left was a yellow horse, on the right was a green horse, wearing a brocade hat and mink fur coat, and thousands of cavalry rolled up the flat hill.
Thinking of this, Li Zhi laughed out loud. He ignored the contemptuous gazes of the passers-by. If I'm Li Zhi, who am I afraid of?
"Get out of the way, get out of the way.”Before Li Zhi could react, he felt himself flying.
Of course, he wasn't sent flying. Instead, he was picked up by the guards who were protecting Li Zhi from behind. The speed was so fast that Li Zhi didn't have time to react. It was as if he was flying.
"Hey, who dares to gallop on the streets?”A 1.9-meter-tall brawny man suddenly jumped out of the guards. The moment the carriage passed by, he leaped up and snatched the reins from the coachman's hands. He suddenly shouted,"Phew!"
Their faces were ferocious, and their bodies were as taut as springs." Hiss!" The two horses couldn't bear the pain. They raised their feet and stomped on the bluestone with a " hong!". The horseshoes chopped the bluestone into pieces, but they still managed to pull the carriage.
"Wow, this is an imperial court expert?" Li Zhi jumped out of the guard's arms and shouted at the black-faced man in the carriage,""Hey, expert, what's your name? Are you the Heaven, Earth, Black, and Yellow Sects? Which sect's imperial court expert or secret agent are you?”
"Ah, Young Master Dian, I don't quite understand what you mean. I, I'm called Guihai Yidao.”The black-faced man, who had been mighty and unyielding just a moment ago, scratched his head, indicating that he did not understand.
However, Li Zhi didn't ask any more questions because his eyes were already red as he looked at the figure coming out of the carriage.
"Wow, little loli, you look amazing.”
The little girl waved the horsewhip in her hand and cupped her fists at Guihai Yidao.""Thank you for your help, hero. I thank you here.”
"No need to thank me." Guihai Yidao handed the reins to the coachman and jumped down.
"Hey, little girl, he's my guard. Why aren't you thanking me?”Li Zhi stepped forward and tried to strike up a conversation.
The little girl was dressed in a fiery red marten embroidered robe and wore a pair of Butchie boots. She said arrogantly,""Hmph, so what if he's your guard? It's this hero who saved me, what does it have to do with you?”
"Hey, isn't this the Xiao family's sister? Why did you enter the capital?" Li Ke, who was also pulled away by the guards earlier, had his eyes lit up and went forward.
" Eh, you are?" The little girl felt that she had seen this person before, but she couldn't remember for a moment.
"You forgot this king. You were lost back then. Fortunately, this king found you.”Li Ke pretended to be dissatisfied.
"Ah, you are Li Ke." The little girl jumped out of the carriage in surprise and almost fell. The coachman was so frightened that he quickly followed her.
"Hey, hey, can you not forget me? There's still someone here.”Li Zhi looked gloomily at the little girl whose eyes were shining.'I'm also a handsome man. Why didn't I notice?'
"Hehe, I forgot to introduce you. This is my ninth brother, Li Zhi. Ninth brother, this is the eldest daughter of the Xiao family of Lanling, Xiao Shuran.”
"So it's the Ninth Hall His Highness." The little girl's eyes were very arrogant and her tone was very disdainful.
Li Ke saw that it was impossible and hurriedly interrupted,"Sister Xiao, where are you going? Why are you in such a hurry?"
"It's nothing. I heard that the Building of Pines and Cranes is not bad, so I wanted to go take a look. However, the horse was frightened on the way, so it became like this.”
Li Ke's eyes lit up." Aiya, I've wanted to go for a long time, but I didn't have the time. Why don't we go together today?"”
" Sure!" As soon as Xiao Shuran finished speaking, Li Ke rushed into the carriage like the wind, as if he was afraid that Xiao Shuran would go back on her words.
"Is this the situation of the Divine Mother?" Before he could figure out the situation, Li Zhi saw Li Ke stumble and roll in.
Xiao Shuran got into the carriage in a bad mood. When she entered, she glanced at Li Zhi with disdain.
"Ninth brother, come quickly…Why did it take so long? The little girl from the Xiao family could not sit still.”Her voice was tender and gentle. It was much better than the voices of many singers in the future, but it was a little tsundere.
Just as he was swaying, Li Ke stretched out his head and called out. "Oh..." I helplessly replied and climbed onto the carriage with my hands and feet. I didn't wait for me to sit properly before I heard the beautiful little girl exclaim,"Ah!" The voice was crisp and clear
"Ah?" What's wrong with me today? Did my evolution regress? He had been using a single word to respond.
"You're pressing on my new clothes, Ninth Highness.”The little girl looked at me arrogantly with her chin raised. Her eyes were full of contempt. I owe you five million.
However, this made Li Zhi's gaze fall on her clothes again. The red Shu brocade was embroidered with auspicious clouds and flowers. Coupled with her snow-white skin, although she was still young, she had a natural charm. When she grew up, she would be a disaster.
"I'm sorry, little girl. I didn't mean it.”I showed my six little teeth to the little loli to express my kindness and innocence. At this time, Li Ke ordered the coachman to start and came in again. He saw the little girl staring at me with wide eyes.
"What's wrong with the little sister of the Xiao family?" He sat down and the coachman whipped the horse. The carriage started to move forward.
"He crushed my new coat. And... He's not even older than me yet. How dare he call me 'Little Sister' and call me 'Your Royal Highness.' He really has no manners.”The little loli pointed at the place that was only one square centimeter in size and glared at me angrily. Her expression was a little ferocious and disgusted. "I've given you a gift…Little girl." Li Zhi was very kind, but it did not mean that he was weak. Li Zhi was not ugly, nor was he gentle. Can your eyes be bigger than mine? Staring back, he gritted his teeth and exhaled.
"Ah?" Was it Li Ke's turn to be young again? He pointed his orchid fingers at me and couldn't even fart for a long time.
"What's wrong? Third Brother, is there a chrysanthemum on my face? Staring at me like that." The scar on my forehead hasn't healed yet, but it's not worth you looking at me like that, right? Jealous that you're prettier than me?
"It's fine, it's fine, Xiao family's little sister, ninth brother didn't do it on purpose.”Li Ke didn't want me to dwell on this topic, so he advised the little girl.
"Humph... Him?" The little loli's chin almost pierced through the roof of the car.
Ignoring her, Li Zhi turned his head. What was so great about being pretty? What was there to be proud of?
Not long after, the carriage arrived at the Pavilion of Pines and Cranes in this awkward atmosphere. Li Ke was the first to dash out. It was too uncomfortable.
The lovely dividing line.
Li Ke, Li Zhi, and a little girl took the lead and charged into the Pavilion of Pines and Cranes.
As soon as he stepped through the door, the shopkeeper's fat face squeezed into a ball, and he came forward eagerly like a bee." Master Li, this young master, the two masters, and this young lady have graced us with your presence. You have brought light to our humble store."
It seemed that Li Ke was a frequent visitor here. It was not that he had not been here for a long time.
"Today, this young master is the host…" Li Ke waved his hand gracefully and walked towards the stairs. Money? I didn't bring it with me. I turned around and thought, Ha, loyal guard Guihai Yidao.
"Come here…" Li Zhi shouted at Guihai Yidao, who was standing at the door and pretending to be cool. What are you doing?
"Young Master…" Guihai Yidao's expression was very sad. Could it be an illegal shop? Looking around, he only saw the shopkeeper's fat smiling face. His gaze was very pure?
"This place…Is it very expensive?" He placed his hand on Guihai Yidao's shoulder and lowered his voice as he looked around. It was very elegant, a hundred times better than those inferior restaurants in the future. It was very much like the atmosphere of drinking and reciting poems.
"Young Master, Young Master, I'm afraid this is the most expensive place in Chang 'an. Young Master, my monthly salary is only exchanged for a meal here.”His explanation shocked Li Zhi. He was too scared. Was the Great Tang going to have a financial crisis?
She stood on her tiptoes and rubbed three fingers under his eyelids.
"Young Master…What are you doing?" Guihai Yidao, a loyal guard who was almost two meters tall, couldn't understand my hand gestures. He lowered his head and looked at me, the ninth son of the emperor, who was hanging on his neck.
"Money…Do you have money? Lend it to me first. I'll report it to my mother when I get home.”Li Ke and the little loli had already gone up to the second floor and were a little impatient. He couldn't be too demeaning. It would be strange if people didn't look down on him if he said that he didn't bring money with him. Especially in front of the opposite sex, he must not lower his status.
Guihai Yidao took out a string of money from his pocket with a bitter expression."Young Master, this is my salary for this month. It's just been paid.”
Li Zhi took it over. It was very heavy and he held it tightly in his hands. He was very excited and his eyes were filled with tears. He really wanted to sing a song to praise the greatness of the imperial guards of the Tang Empire. He looked at the fat shopkeeper and thought, Forget it. I'll sing it to my mother when I get home.
Although he had money now, Li Zhi was not an ordinary silkpants. As a sucker, Li Zhi glared at the fat shopkeeper fiercely."Is there a discount?"
" Ah!?..." The fat shopkeeper blinked his small eyes and couldn't utter a single word for a long time.
"It's okay. Remember, just pick the exquisite ones. Just three. If you can't finish them, I'll put them on your tab.”He fiercely threatened the shopkeeper and went up the stairs under Li Ke and Xiao Shuran's stunned gazes."This little brother has always been thrifty…Hehehe. I was just joking with the shopkeeper."
"In the private room on the second floor of the Pine Crane Pavilion, please entertain the two masters and young ladies well.”The shopkeeper, who had just regained his senses, shouted from downstairs. His voice was a little out of tune.
What the hell is wrong with this damned little girl? She's picking the most expensive dishes. She's simply a little devil. The table is full. However, since it's my treat, not only must she eat back her capital, but she must also eat to make a profit.
The prince's family also doesn't have any food in reserve. These few days, I've been strictly controlled by my mother, saying that after a fever, I can only eat soup and water, and can't chew hard things. Congee, chicken soup, tonic soup, and so on have made my hands and feet weak. Now, when I see oily meat, my eyes turn green.
Li Ke looked at me strangely. Empress, Empress is too…"
Li Ke let out a long sigh and saved a piece of fish from the plate in front of me. He put it into Xiao Shuran's bowl, who was watching me eat and drink in a daze.
"Hmm?" I stuffed a piece of chicken into my mouth. What does my eating have to do with mother?
"Ninth brother must have suffered a lot in the palace these few days…Even these…" Li Ke used his chopsticks to point at the fish head in my bowl. His expression was like he was visiting a fellow prisoner who was being held in the detention center.
"No... I've been seriously injured at home these few days and can't touch meat, so..." " Nutrient, do you know? The fish head is very nutritious. Sigh, it's really scary to be uncultured, especially when it's a king."
"Oh, it seems that this brother has misunderstood.”Li Ke raised the wine pot and filled himself up. With a clang, he drank three cups without changing his expression. These cups were not small. One cup would probably cost at least two taels.
"Good alcohol tolerance!" Li Zhi could not help but raise his thumb and shout loudly. Li Zhi had done this when he was a student. At a class reunion, in front of a beautiful girl, he felt like he had eaten more than a hundred leopard guts. He dared to call himself a "wine fairy" and drank three bowls of Lang Jiu…
The result was that he vomited until the sky turned dark, and he would not wake up. The sun and moon would not shine, and then he would pee on the roof of the dormitory in the middle of the night.
He only found out the next day when the other party came to his door, saying that he had peed on the clothes that had been dried.
"I've already drunk three cups. Ninth brother, do you want me to pour you a pot?”Brother Li San was very bad. The little loli ate her delicacies gracefully and stared at me with her eyes that were almost like crescent moons.
He looked at the wine glass and felt a little guilty.""Brother, this little brother is still too young. Why don't this little brother bring some tea and wine?”
Before Li Ke could say anything, Xiao Shuran started chattering,"Third brother, that's enough. Ninth Hall His Highness 'body is too weak. He can even float when he walks. If anything happens to him after drinking, the Empress will strangle you to death…"
This was…This girl was too much of a bully! " Who's afraid of who?" Li Zhi slammed the table." Waiter, change the big bowl!" Today, I won't go home until I'm drunk with my third brother.”
The waiter's triangular eyes widened, the little loli's crescent moon widened, and Brother Li San's electric eyes widened. Three pairs of eyes stared at me in unison and retaliated. Li Zhi glared fiercely at the waiter. The backing of the royal family was really strong.
"I wish Third Brother good health. F * ck…" He raised his cup and closed his eyes to swallow it. The taste of the wine was very light and slightly sweet. It was not as strong as the local wine brewed in the countryside. Could it be that it was mixed with water? It seemed that it was indeed a black market.
"Alright! I haven't seen you for many days, and you look even more elegant. Come, let me drink a bowl with you.”Li Ke raised his glass again. Let's go all out, this wine is okay, I think three or five bowls won't be able to take me down, wahahaha
Li Zhihao's heart was suddenly filled with excitement. His small body shook violently. He fought one-on-one with Brother Li San. The little loli kept shouting at the side. In the end, this little girl actually dragged him and insisted on fighting with him.
"Let's drink three glasses first!" Li Zhi glanced at this girl contemptuously. She had a small waist and a small appetite like a cat. She still wanted to clink glasses with him?
After drinking three cups, Xiao Shuran's face turned even redder. Her eyes were like silk, but her words were sinister."I'll do it. Young master Jiu Diahe, do you want me to pour you some wine?”It seems that this girl can hold her liquor quite well. I surrender and lose half of the money. Can I just drink one and a half cups?
'I'm angry. Who is this person? How dare he look down on me, a university student nurtured in the 21st century?'
Li Zhi slapped the wine jar in front of him and bared his teeth at the little loli."What's the big deal? Isn't it just a five-pound wine jar? I'll take care of this young master!"
Li Ke's eyes turned green when he heard this, and his expression became excited."As expected of Ninth Brother. This move is quite ancient. This brother is really... Cheers for your boldness. Today, I'll drink to my heart's content with you. I won't return until I'm drunk…" The waiter was very considerate. Before Li Ke could finish his words, he ran out of the private room. In the blink of an eye, kuang... Another jar of wine appeared on the table…
I'll wipe your mouth! I want to go home…
Sigh, it was all because of transmigration.
Why was there a blur in front of his eyes? Why were there suddenly so many little lolis? Sun Wukong transformed?
At this moment, looking at the rolling water below the Tower of Pines and Cranes, Li Zhi was full of pride. He took off his hair and clothes, revealing his snow-white body. He stood on the table and then fell on Guihai Yidao. Anyway, I'm drunk.
His first visit to a brothel failed.
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