" 30,000 times!" Zuo Yuan fainted.
"Zuo Yuanjun, what's wrong? Wake up!”Tuan Zang said as he helped Zuo Yuan up.
"Let me go! I beg you to be merciful. Although I'm very handsome, my anus can't withstand more than 30,000 times of your torment.”Zuo Yuan looked at the two of them and said with tears flowing down her beautiful eyes.
"What chrysanthemum are you talking about? We're here to borrow money from you.”Yuan Fei argued.
"F * ck!" Zuo Yuan, who was still on the verge of death just now, suddenly jumped three feet high. He stepped on the low wooden table with one foot and held his saber and broad horse horizontally. That expression was quite similar to the heroic bearing of Zhang Fei forcing Cao soldiers to retreat with a smile back then. He pointed a finger at Yuan Fei and scolded,""Why didn't you say so earlier? You made me worry. Why didn't you say so earlier?”
"So you're saying that I'm borrowing it!”Yuan Fei got up and said with a wretched smile. Looking at his appearance, it was simply like he had successfully established a connection with his sister-in-law.
"I'm not lending." Zuo Yuan rejected Yuan Fei's request and turned around.
"Zuo Yuanjun, please do me a favor! I'll pay you back immediately if I have money next month. Please!”Yuan Fei still had a pestering look as he hugged Zuo Yuan's hand with both hands and pleaded.
"That's right! Zuo Yuanjun, lend it to us." Tuan Zang also hugged Zuo Yuan tightly at this time as he spoke. At this moment, Yuan Fei took advantage of Zuo Yuan's inattention and took out a piece of ginger from his pocket to wipe his eyes. Immediately, his eyes turned red as tears flowed out. It was as if Zuo Yuan and the others would not be able to survive without him.
But regrettably, our Lord Zuo Yuan's sense of smell was many times stronger than the average person. Turning his head around and noticing Yuan Fei's eyes turning red, he knew that he had used a sinister move."Little girl, I didn't know that you were so good at pretending. Don't you know that I used this trick to be the second in Linjiang? Oh! No, it should be the Second Leader. You're showing off your skills in front of an expert!”
Although Zuo Yuan had left behind a considerable amount of wealth for the current Zuo Yuan, he could not let these scoundrels squander it like this! However, when he thought about how he had misunderstood their intentions just now, if he didn't lend it to them, he might really explode his anus. That was really over.
Looking at the two of them begging in a low voice, Zuo Yuan couldn't help but tremble. He clenched his legs and asked in confusion,"Why are you two borrowing money so early in the morning? You can tell me about this, right?"
"We, we borrowed money to buy books." Yuan Fei replied.
"That's right! I'm also buying books." Tuan Zang echoed.
"Buy books?" Zuo Yuan was confused by their answers. If they wanted to buy a book, so be it. Did they have to be so mysterious? But when Zuo Yuan shifted his gaze to Tanzo's face, he immediately understood.
Tanzo's cheeks were flushed red, and her delicate face was almost dripping with water. When she saw Zuo Yuan looking at her, she immediately lowered her head even more.
Turning his head back to look after Yuan Fei, his expression did not change, and he had a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, as if he was saying,""Any man should understand." Only his red eyes revealed traces of anticipation.
"Oh, I understand! I can lend you money, but…However…"
"But what, but what? Don't worry, I promise to return it to you next month!”When the impatient Yuan Fei heard Zuo Yuan relent, he raised his hand and swore.
"It's not a matter of money. I just want to ask... Let me ask."
"Since money isn't a problem, then go ahead and ask. I promise to answer everything clearly.”At this moment, Tuan Zang had been forced into a corner by Zuo Yuan. He said sincerely. If Zuo Yuan asked him what color underwear his sister was wearing today, he would say what lace and style she was wearing.
Seeing the two people's eager expressions, Zuo Yuan knew that it was about time. He thought,""Who told you to disgust me so much just now? I'll let you have a taste now.”
"I just want to ask, did you buy a photo album or a text album?”Zuo Yuan revealed his true face and asked in a wretched manner. However, his cold expression and extremely wretched smile seemed out of place.
"No way. Could it be that Lord Zuo is also a kindred spirit?”Yuan Fei cried out in surprise. His mouth was big enough to fit three duck eggs. In his impression, Zuo Yuan had always been an arrogant and cold person, with a solitary mind and was not easy to get along with. Although he fainted the last time and seemed to have become a different person when he woke up, Yuan Fei had always thought that he would not change too much in the depths of his heart. At least, he would not become as " graceful " as him.
Therefore, he came to borrow money from Zuo Yuan this time with a dispensable attitude. Otherwise, he would not have been prepared!
"Why? You're a man, and I'm a man. If you can do it, why can't I?”Zuo Yuan retorted.
"I didn't mean it that way, hehe! It was just a little unbelievable. There was no other meaning. Zuo Yuanjun, please don't misunderstand!”Yuan Fei hurriedly explained.
"Humph! You little brat, you actually dare to look down on me! Although you are the third generation Naruto, when it comes to that part of the game, you are not even qualified to shine my shoes. Besides, the knowledge of your Japanese in that aspect is only the superficial knowledge passed down by our ancestors.”Zuo Yuan muttered in his heart.
"It's actually a photo album." Tuan Zang said shyly.
"Oh, a photo album!" Zuo Yuan was overjoyed. In his previous life, he loved photo albums the most. Now that he had seen what a photo album in Naruto World looked like, he asked anxiously,""Whose name is it?"
"Oh, Sora Aoi." Tuan Zang looked at Zuo Yuan's appearance and suddenly thought of an idiom to describe him as 'sanctimonious.'
"What? Sora Aoi?" Zuo Yuan finally couldn't hold back his excited 'heart'. He thought,"My idol, I didn't expect you to be making such a huge contribution to human reproduction in the anime world. I'm so touched. I'll do my best until I die." He directly dragged Yuan Fei with both hands while dragging Tuan Zang out the door!
PS: For everyone to catch up on the ancient prostitute culture of China
The earliest prostitutes in China were the first to enter an industry that had become systematic. When Guan Zhong ruled the State of Qi, there was a "Nvlu", which was a public prostitute. It was not a publicly approved brothel, but a state-run brothel. This was the earliest "public enterprise" in China. The purpose of its establishment was to increase the income of the national treasury. In the second chapter of the Jianhu Collection, it is said that Guan Zhong ruled Qi and set up 700 women's homes to collect the capital of the night to supplement the state's expenses. This is the beginning of pollen money." That was to say, Duke Huan of Qi's nine alliances with the vassals and his efforts to rectify the world came partly from living off a woman, which was not very glorious. Confucius said that there was no Guan Zhong. He wanted to wear his hair and lapel to the left (the right side was Ren) and become a foreigner. This inference made the country prosperous and the people peaceful. As a "female servant", she used her flesh and blood to "serve the country". Indeed, she had contributed greatly. Although we don't know how much pain they're in.
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