"Sister Yuyan, what do you think I should do?”After Fu Yuyan stopped laughing, I asked with a red face. No matter what, I needed her to help me come up with a plan.
I'm sorry, I was caught wearing Fu Yuyan's underwear just now. She didn't know whether to laugh or cry. When I went to buy underwear, she had already finished cooking. The underwear she changed out of was originally going to be washed, so she was ready to soak it in the water. However, when she realized that her underwear was missing, she naturally suspected me. As for…as for why she's laughing now, it's naturally because I mistakenly gave my underwear to Ding Beili as a gift. I can imagine Ding Beili opening the gift box and seeing the men's underwear. She must hate me, right? My head is now the size of two heads.
"What do you think we should do? I think you should just admit that you took the wrong one and tell the truth clearly. She's a teacher, so she should be able to forgive you, right?”
After hearing Fu Yuyan's words, I helplessly smiled bitterly and said,""Looks like I can only do this.”
During the military training, I made a joke out of myself. However, Ding Beili laughed and said that I was careless. However, the blush on her face betrayed her shyness. In fact, it was really too awkward.
The military training passed in the blink of an eye, but only I know how hard it was during this period. After the military training ended, I had a two-day holiday. It happened to be the 15th of August. I wanted to go home, but my parents said that I was too busy to go home, so I had to stay. However, the Mid-Autumn Festival is supposed to be a reunion, but I can only reunite with Fu Yuyan.
On Friday night, when I was having dinner with Fu Yuyan, I couldn't help but say,"Sister Yuyan, you're really good to me. If I had a sister like you, I would definitely die of happiness.”
Fu Yuyan smiled leisurely. That smile was sweet and gentle, brilliant and elegant, making me unable to help but feel intoxicated."Aren't I your sister now?”Although I'm a little disappointed that such a good woman can't be my wife…the reason is naturally because I don't think I'm worthy of her. The second reason is that she can't doubt me! Even if we don't have to consider the issue of age, even if she loves me, she can't get pregnant. Our family has only one heir for three generations. I can't let our Wang family have no descendants, right? This was a problem!
As the saying goes, there are three ways to be unfilial. The greatest is to have no descendants. No matter what, I can't let the Wang family go extinct, right?
Due to the above reasons, I gave up the idea of making her my wife and wanted her to be my sister. This was the most sincere thought in my heart. Of course, I didn't give up the idea of sleeping with her, but I felt that I should start with the siblings. When we became siblings, we would naturally be closer. Then…then I realized that my idea was too evil and shameless! However, being evil, hateful, and perverted are all my strengths, so there's no need to mention them.
"Sister Yuyan, what I mean is that I want you to be my godsister. I want to be sworn brothers with Sister Yuyan like on television.”To think that I could think of that. Damn it, even I'm starting to admire myself. What a f * cking genius!
Fu Yuyan burst out laughing."No, don't be so exaggerated, okay? I agree to be your sister, alright? But let me tell you, if I become your sister, you have to listen to me. If you have to choose between me and your cousin, you have to choose me. Do you understand?”
I nodded and said seriously,"Definitely! Because Sister Yuyan is the best sister in the world!”
Fu Yuyan pursed her lips and said,"Don't just say nice things. Show me some practical actions!"”
I immediately stood up and said,"Then Sister Yuyan, how do you want to prove it?"”
Fu Yuyan stretched lazily and then said with a smile,"I won't say anything else. It shouldn't be a problem for you to make a cup of tea water for me, your sister, right?”'F * ck, she's treating me like a servant. Damn it, this woman is indeed a businessman. She's too f * cking smart!' But it doesn't matter. For my lofty ideals, I'll sacrifice myself!
If he didn't go to the dungeon, what benefits would there be? What he paid now was what he would get in the future. I very attentively brewed a cup of tea for Fu Yuyan and then flattered her by massaging her back and shoulders. Fu Yuyan was laughing so hard that she couldn't close her mouth. She promised,"On account of your good performance, I've decided to acknowledge you as my good brother. You have to perform well in the future, or else I'll cut off all ties with you!”I'm sweating! It was as if she would tear me into pieces if I didn't perform well.
I quickly bowed and said,"Yes, yes, yes. Sister, don't worry!" I will definitely perform well." Sister Yuyan has become an elder sister. My elder sister's dream has come true. Fu Yuyan got up and went into her room. After a while, she came out and smiled mysteriously."Xing, guess what my first gift to you is?”
I was slightly taken aback. He had prepared a gift so quickly? Or should he go to his bedroom to get it? If it wasn't just prepared, then it must be ready-made? What could it be? Could it be that she knows that I have a bad habit and is prepared to give me her underwear? However…I was just thinking about it, and it was just an idea. People with unhealthy thoughts are like this: "I don't know. Sister, don't keep me in suspense.”
Fu Yuyan pouted and said,"I'll give you three chances. If you're right, I'll give it to you. If you're wrong, then I'll confiscate this gift."”"Tampons!" he said dejectedly.”I really don't know what to say, so I'll just make it up and treat it as entertainment! After hearing these three words, Fu Yuyan fiercely pressed my head and said,"Do you know how to use the sanitary pads I gave you? Be serious."
"Is it a condom?" I asked listlessly.”I pretended to be surprised, but I was "caressed" by Fu Yuyan's slender hands. I fell on the sofa on the spot."Sister, aren't you too ruthless?"
Fu Yuyan said angrily,"Who asked you to be so indecent?”
I smiled bitterly and said,"I'm not being indecent!" But was this really what I thought of?”
Fu Yuyan said disapprovingly," Think positively. I'll give you a hint. It's electronic products."”
Electronic products? My mind suddenly lit up."Could it be an MP3 player?"
Fu Yuyan sighed and sat down beside me. She pinched my nose intimately and said in a very unconvincing tone,"You're really a little fool! It's a phone." As she spoke, Fu Yuyan handed me the latest model of the iPhone 8800A. I couldn't help but be stunned. I was really stunned.
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