It was another classic after the Chinese Oath-Journey to the West, The Fool.
On this special day, of course, our great fools are indispensable. She would like to dedicate this to you, my dear.
Happy holidays, fools! I wish you all the best!
Fools were souls that pursued experience, persistent and fearless! The appearance of great wisdom was her coat of wisdom, and the foolish old man moving mountains was her persistent shoes. The fool was honest and approachable. If you didn't bully others, you weren't a coward. If you treated it as a fool, then you were a real fool!
The vanguard of April Fool's pranks, Yu Le, was one step ahead!
There was a poem that described it like this:
It's past twelve o'clock on April Fool's Day,
You big fool, you're late.
Until next April Fool's Day,
You'll be the biggest idiot.
He had never liked foreign festivals, but among all the foreign festivals he disliked, his favorite was the annual April Fool's Day! You can trick people for free, hehe…。In western countries, April Fool's Day, which was on April 1st, meant that a person could play all kinds of tricks without having to bear the consequences. Call out "April Fool's Jokes" and your pranks will be forgiven. As a prankster, one must first have the conditions of "speed, stability, agility, and accuracy".
The so-called " fast " in A meant fast speed. You must be able to complete all the pranks in the shortest time possible, and you must be able to escape quickly after being discovered to avoid revenge.
B "Stable" meant that when playing pranks, one must be steady and not make any mistakes in order to achieve the best effect.
C "Spirit" referred to having a flexible mind, a wide range of knowledge, and a lot of understanding. Only then could one prank from more aspects.
D "accurate" means to aim at the target of the prank, identify the target's weakness, and hit it with one strike.
1. Toothpaste Sandwiches
He unsealed the sandwich, carefully opened the two biscuits, removed the original sandwich, and took out the toothpaste (it's best to use black toothpaste, it tastes good!) Squeeze an appropriate amount into the cake. The amount depends on one's "eating" habits. Finally, glue it together and try to make it as realistic as possible. You generally don't need to use it specifically. You just need to put it in an obvious place. It's best to prepare a few pieces of the original sandwich cake. You can eat it while watching TV. Naturally, people will come to taste it. This was called Jiang Taigong's fishing. You can also take the initiative to attack and invite people to taste it. Although the risk is high, there will definitely be many people who fall into the trap.
2. Song Selection
Prepare a rice bowl or an porcelain washbasin (anything that can emit a loud, high-decibel sound after being hit) and a phone. Try to use a very formal tone to call the other party. After the call was connected, say the following words: This is a music station. A Mr./Ms. X would like to request a song for Mr./Ms. Y. If you want to listen to it, please dial the #key (most people will press it). Thank you. The song is "Dang" by Power Train. Please listen carefully. Then, he knocked on the object that he had prepared beforehand. With just one knock, it made a "dang" sound. Before the other party could react, he said, Thank you for listening. Happy April Fool's Day, goodbye!
This method was suitable for roommates, friends who could be contacted by phone, and finally, close people. In addition, you must not smile during the phone call, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere.
3. Artificial Barbie
Using garlic, onions, onions, carrots, and other cute vegetables to make a bouquet for a cute little boy. It was best to sprinkle some stinky tofu juice on the bouquet. Of course, it would only be effective if a professional flower delivery lady sent it very formally. I also want a big piece of tofu skin to be the greeting card that comes with the bouquet. On it, I'll write my heartfelt greetings in soy sauce.
4. shifting forms
Seize a few minutes when the target is not next to the computer or deliberately send them away (Don't tell me you don't know what to do?)。In Win98/2000, minimize all the open windows and drag the task bar to the top of the screen and hide it. Then use the Print Screen key to capture the desktop. He opened the "Drawing" program, pressed "Control" "V" to paste the image he had just captured, and saved it in *.bmp format. Go back to the desktop and set the saved picture as the desktop. Then, you will see what it means to be crazy…
5. The hardware method
The contrast of The Fool's display was adjusted to the lowest (based on the principle of the screen being dark). This way, unless the other party was extremely careful, it would be extremely difficult to discover the real reason. If The Fool had a little bit of hardware knowledge and was bold enough to act recklessly, hehe, then you would have a great chance of watching him "dismember" your own computer!
6. elevator prank
First, place a toilet bowl in the elevator and sit on it. When the elevator door opens, deliberately look at the person who is about to enter the elevator with a very, very surprised look.
Second, when there are more people in the elevator, hit the head of the person in front of you with all your might, and then look at the other person next to you in surprise (there must be at least two accomplices, and the person being hit must be smaller).
Third, be more practical. Eat more beans in the morning in a crowded elevator.。。Then, he looked at a girl.
Fourth, many people came up and suddenly took off your pants!! Besides, what do you think of this pair of trousers inside?？-- It was a branded item!
Five, suddenly make a pained expression, bang your head against the walls of the elevator, and then start shouting,"Shut up! All of you shut up!"
6. After the elevator door closed, he closed his eyes and prayed silently."Lord, please bless the elevator door to open normally this time. I don't want to be locked inside for another three hours.”
6. Pretend to hit mosquitoes, drive away flies, and make a smacking sound.
7. Face the corner of the elevator and stand there. Don't say anything, don't do anything, and don't get off the elevator no matter which floor it stops at.
8. Draw a circle on the ground with chalk, then stand in it and say to the people around you,""This is my territory. None of you are allowed to enter.”
9. Purposely staying close to someone and breathing heavily through his nose.
Ten. After the elevator started, he took out a stethoscope and began to carefully examine the walls of the elevator.
11. Whenever someone pressed a button on the control panel, they would be accompanied by the sound of a bomb exploding.
12. Bring a camera (it must have a high-power flash) to take pictures of the passengers in the elevator.
13. Staring at a passenger, then suddenly grinning and boasting,""Haha, I'm wearing a new pair of socks, but you're not.”
Move the desk into the elevator. When someone enters the elevator, ask if they have an appointment.
15. If there is only you and another person in the elevator, stand behind him/her and pat him/her on the shoulder, then pretend that you did not move at all.
Sixteen. When you reach out to press the button on the control panel, pretend that you've been electrocuted.
17. Block the elevator door with your hand and tell everyone in the elevator to wait a moment. Tell them that you are waiting for a friend.
Intentionally drop a pen on the ground. When someone bent down to pick it up for you, you suddenly shouted,"Hey! That's my pen!"
19. Ask passengers if they would be honored to press a button for them, but deliberately press the wrong button.
20. Staring at a passenger, then suddenly retreating to a corner and saying with fear,"You! You! You're one of them. What do you want?”
Put an alarm clock in a cardboard box and place the box in a corner of the elevator. When the passenger comes in, ask him or her if he or she hears something "tick-tock, tick-tock".
7. Office pranks
When a colleague asks you to do something, ask him or her if he or she wants it cold or fried?
Send an email to everyone in the company every ten minutes and tell them what you're doing. For example,"I'm in the bathroom. If you need me, please don't be shy."”
Asking for the gender of a new colleague three times a day.
He placed the wastepaper basket on his desk and labeled it as a donation box.
When you use the staplers, use your mouth to imitate the sound of bullets, but make it louder.
Invite every colleague who passes by to join the chair dance you invented.
8. Change into a living person
You can play this game with your best friend. A great change in life.
Tell your friend to take a horse stance. The posture must be correct. He must hold a piece of white paper in his mouth. Pay attention to the posture before he uses his power. Then, you have to change him from one room to another."It's a great change! I don't know how to do it, but that's how it is when a living person poops.”
9. concoct a strange cola
After buying a bottle of cola and drinking half of it, he added vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard, and other condiments to carefully concoct a strange cola with a normal color. When he met someone he knew, he would pretend to be drinking and then generously hand over the "Coke". The other party was unguarded and drank it in large mouthfuls while thanking him. Then, he frowned and opened his mouth to vomit.
You can also do the same, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soap water into beer, and so on.
10. Tripped on the face
This prank requires the subject to have a certain level of acting skills in order to fool the object. Otherwise, it may become a laughing stock and cause unpredictable consequences.
Walking on a road with trees or utility poles on both sides (there were often such roads on campus), he suddenly looked back and covered his face, pretending to be tripped by invisible strings or wires on the trees on both sides. Then he carefully lowered his head and pretended to crawl under them. Next, you can watch what the people behind you do!!
Note:
1)Be sure to notice that there's someone behind you. Otherwise, you'll have wasted most of your time.
2)The act had to be realistic, especially when he tripped and carefully lowered his head to crawl over.
Unpredictable consequences: The people behind you might walk over and laugh at you for being stupid!
11. decompression
A pretty girl sent me a letter with the title 'Do you know my heart?》，Hurry up and open the letter
. There was also a compressed file inside. He downloaded it and unzipped it. There was also a compressed file inside. And then uncompress
There was also a compressed file that was unzipped. There's also a compressed file inside. After 41 times, I finally
Yu saw a picture of a cute little ** wagging its tail.
12. Let people bark like dogs
Pick three random things, such as three cups. When you knock on the first one, ask your friend to say " forget ", knock on the second one to say " love ", and knock on the third one to say " water ". This is a euphemistic way of testing your friend's reaction speed. After a few times, knock on the first one continuously. If your friend says " forget, woof, woof, woof
13. test
There is an old trick that I don't know if everyone has heard of before: Pretending to be serious and saying to your friend (male only):"Hey, do you know that people who are often gay have black palms?”Haha, then, if someone had never been tricked before, they would definitely lower their head and look at their palms. At this time, you can do whatever you want ~
14. The classroom version:
A note was posted at the entrance of the self-study building: "This building is inspecting. Please do not study by yourself. If it is inconvenient, please understand."
* Hang a wooden board on the water heater in the self-study building: It's broken, waiting to be repaired.
The notice on the blackboard: Due to the maintenance of the building's circuit, the lights will be turned off at 19:00 pm.
The notice on the classroom blackboard: Teacher XXX is unable to teach due to illness. Please study freely.
Tell yourself that you have class today. Hence, she woke up early, carried her bag, and went to class as usual…Dorm Version:
[Notice: Health inspection at 15:30 this afternoon.]
" Notice: Today at 12:00 noon, we will collect the sheets on the X floor. Please get ready."
" Block the toilet in the dormitory building with broken tables and chairs, and stick a sign next to it that reads: " The toilet is under maintenance and temporarily suspended."
[Notice: Lights out at 23:30 tonight.]
·Turn on the TV secretly after lights out at night.
Put a note in your roommate's must-read book and write: The person who loves you the most will be waiting for you near the pavilion in the garden tonight."
In the end, Yiren asked for advice on the trick. (^o^)/(^o^)/(^o^)/
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Prank Method
the first move
If you want to fool around, prepare some world-class branded bags, boxes, Explorer bicycle speakers, etc.(It's better if you have the real thing. If you don't have it, search it on Baidu), then calculate the time and place where the shopaholic often goes to the online store to wait for the rabbit. At the same time, he inadvertently held a pair of speakers in his left hand, a flashlight, a loudspeaker in his right hand, and a three-color kit in his right hand. After greeting, he talked about how lucky he was today. These specialty stores gave a 20% discount and a 30% discount.(He described it with his saliva flying everywhere), the door was almost squeezed to pieces, and if he didn't go, there wouldn't be anything left. Then, he hurriedly said goodbye and told him that he would go back and put it in the east [6] to buy it…Haha, according to my observation, it worked every time!
the second measure
April Fool's Clown
If there is anyone around you who likes to take advantage of you, you can take out the tobacco of a cigarette carefully. Be careful not to break the cigarette paper. Then put in the chili powder, put in the tobacco and tidy it up. Put it in a place where he often goes and let him take it himself. Then you can watch the show.
the third measure
On the night before April Fool's Day in 2000, when I was still a student, I pasted a poster on the poster board of our school. The specific content was that in order to adapt to the development of a certain company, a large-scale advertising campaign was carried out, and a number of two-day-off salesmen were specially hired at your university. The daily salary was 40RMB. The quota was limited, so he had to report quickly! At noon the next day, an endless stream of guests came to inquire about this matter! As a result, no one knew the inside story and was still waiting in my dormitory. Every time I think of this, I feel sorry! It was not until I returned to the dormitory that they suddenly realized that the door was wide open! I hope my method will bring you unexpected happiness on April Fool's Day!
the fourth measure
From now on, collect all the pagers you know (relatives, friends, advertisements, shops, restaurants, etc.). On April 1st, find an unlucky person and call all the pagers to leave the unlucky person's number! I think the consequences…
the fifth measure
April Fool's Day (The error may be two days before or after,| N| Your old friend will receive a letter from the post office and be told that he There's a mail due from an unknown sender, please ask him To some unknown post office half a city away and, of course, to pay double the cost of the post-mail, so as not to waste the hard work of the day and night postmen. Then, he (she) braved the unique hot sun of April, travel-worn and full of questions, with a face full of anticipation, finally arrived at a certain post office after going through all kinds of hardships. He (she) respectfully presented double the shipping fee, if I remember correctly, it should be 2 dayuan RMB. He (she) excitedly opened the envelope with both hands, and a note floated out,"Happy April Fool's Day, it's really not easy to come here, hehe"
Special precautions: 1. Don't put stamps on it, or else what's the point of playing? 2. Don't write down your mailing address, or else it will be returned to you. Besides, such a postman who works day and night can't get double the return of the courier. It's a waste of labor. Do you have the heart to let the country's mail industry suffer losses because of you?
sixth trick
[Details: You can play this game with your best friend. The name is: A great change in life.
Tell your friend to take a horse stance. The posture must be correct. He must hold a piece of white paper in his mouth. Pay attention to the posture before he uses his power. Then, you have to change him from one room to another."It's a great change! I don't know how to do it, but that's how it is when a living person poops.”
the seventh move
I think, now that everyone is on guard against being fooled on April Fool's Day, I think the best way is: It was to tell him or her the truth, pretending to be serious. Moreover, he had to emphasize that this was true. Haha!
the eighth move
[Materials: Clean silver toothpaste (green toothpaste is also possible), Japanese toothpaste like green mustard.]
Fool's method: First squeeze out a part of the toothpaste, don't let go,(good for sucking is mustard) point the mustard tube at the toothpaste tube, squeeze! At the same time, the toothpaste party let go and sucked! Finished!
Note: The previous toothpaste had better be similar to the color of green mustard. The rest is fine. I have used this on my dad. It works!
the ninth move
If it's night self-study or night shift, two people go to the middle floor at night. The later you leave, the better. You have to wait for the elevator. When the elevator opens and there are only one or two people inside, tell your friend,"Wow, the elevator is so crowded. Let's walk.”The people in the elevator would probably be so scared that their faces would turn green. If their friend added," Yes, it's too crowded," the effect would be doubled.
the tenth move
Walking on a road with trees or utility poles on both sides (there were often such roads on campus), he suddenly raised his head and covered his face, pretending that he was tripped by an invisible thread or wire tied to the trees on both sides. Then, he carefully lowered his head and pretended to crawl under it. Next, you can watch what the people behind you do!!
Note:
1) Be sure to notice that there is someone behind you, or else you will have wasted most of your time.
2) The act must be realistic, especially when he tripped and carefully lowered his head to get through.
Unpredictable consequences: The people behind you might walk over and laugh at you for being stupid!
3)PS: Find someone of similar height!!
The Eleventh Move
The two of you pretend to carry a piece of glass and walk towards the people coming from the opposite direction. You will notice that many people will quickly go around and not dare to pass through you!
[Note: The two of them should cooperate well and act carefully when lifting the glass.]
Unpredictable consequences: Those who are brave enough to believe their own eyes may pass through you.
The Twelfth Move
He walked to a door without a door. When he entered, he pretended to be hit by the glass. He covered his face and pushed the door open.
[Note: You still have to see if there is anyone behind you, and you have to make sure that the distance between you and him is moderate.] The acting requirements are high
Unpredictable consequences: The person behind you has no intention of entering this door at all.
The Thirteenth Move
Standing in the middle of the road and looking at a direction seriously, you will see that the people passing by will look in that direction, even if there is nothing there, haha ~~~
[Note: You must have a very serious and curious look in your eyes!]
An unexpected consequence was that a large truck came from behind, and the driver just happened to have a drink.
Fourteenth Move
You apply essential balm, chili juice, or bitter gourd juice on the pen, pretend that you can't write a difficult word, and ask someone to ask you to write. After the other person takes the pen, tell the other person that there is something in his eyes, and he will habitually rub his eyes. The consequence was that he would rub his eyes, chase you, and scold you!
The Fifteenth Move
He invited his friends to his house to play, then stuck a wall in the middle of the door with plastic wrap and tape, then turned off the lights and shouted for help! At this time, if a friend comes over, tell him to hurry up, and then ~~~
The sixteenth move
If your dad or mom is catching the bus, subway, or light rail to work early in the morning, then you can set all the clocks in the house, including their mobile phones, one hour ahead. Then, see how they wait there early in the morning!
The Seventeenth Move
He unsealed the sandwich, carefully opened the two biscuits, removed the original sandwich, and took out the toothpaste (it's best to use black toothpaste, it tastes good!) Squeeze an appropriate amount into the cake. The amount depends on one's "eating" habits. Finally, glue it together and try to make it as realistic as possible. You generally don't need to use it specifically. You just need to put it in an obvious place. It's best to prepare a few pieces of the original sandwich cake. You can eat it while watching TV. Naturally, people will come to taste it. This was called Jiang Taigong's fishing. You can also take the initiative to attack and invite people to taste it. Although the risk is high, there will definitely be many people who fall into the trap.
In the Waite version, the Fool, dressed in colorful clothing, ignored the cliff in front of him and strode forward. The little white dog at his feet was barking wildly, as if reminding him to rein in his horse at the brink of the cliff.）Nevertheless, the Fool maintained his cheerful expression, looking at the distant sky instead of the cliff in front of him, as if there would be an angel supporting him at the bottom of the cliff; The Fool held a white rose in his left hand (in the Universal Tarot version, it was a red rose). White symbolized purity, and the rose symbolized passion. His right hand was holding a cane, and the bundle was tied to it. That staff was not an ordinary staff. It was a scepter, symbolizing power. Please note that the way he held the wand was so casual, different from the magician's tight grip, but similar to the world card. However, the world card was completed on a journey, and the character in the card was free to hold the wand and dance. But other than a fool, who would hold a magic wand to carry a bag? A fool's bag contained his experience, so he was not completely stupid. He was just not controlled by experience. The laurel crown on his head clearly represented the possibility of success. The Fool was a very special card. Its number was 0, but it actually didn't have a number. It could appear anywhere. The human body could be used as a blank card. It contained infinite possibilities. Just like its number 0, the fool could be a complete circle or a zero-nothing.
The Fool card itself represented uncertainty and often contained a deeper meaning. It's precisely because of uncertainty that I'm deeply attracted to it. I'd rather be a fool!
Fools were souls that pursued experience, persistent and fearless! The appearance of great wisdom was her coat of wisdom, and the foolish old man moving mountains was her persistent shoes. The fool was honest and approachable. If you didn't bully others, you weren't a coward. If you treated it as a fool, then you were a real fool!
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Classic Replies
[Dugu Yiren-OP] said,
Hiding and playing hide-and-seek, Yiren tiptoed onto the sofa. (^o^)/
Windstorm: Awesome, very interesting.
Dugu Yiren said to [Casanova Storm-2nd Floor]:
So sad
One man and one shadow, facing each other, the shadow becomes three
Bi Sensen: Not bad
Dugu Yiren said to [Bi Sensen-Di 5th Floor]:
He could play Fight the Landlord, but he was short of one mahjong player.
Bi Sensen said to [Dugu Yiren-Di 6th Floor]:
What did he mean…
Dugu Yiren said to [Bi Sensen-Di 7th Floor]:
This table saved me three. You, me and the storm
Bi Sensen's [Hide and Seek] Prank Special Version
Yeah, sigh
Fight the Landlord…
One Little Bit of Knowledge said to [Dugu Yiren-OP],"
When enough people are gathered, play four rounds
Dugu Yiren
To [Little Know-About-10th Floor](click to view):
Alright, four laps was too little. Pleased to meet you, frivolous scholar. Yes, yes, I'll take a step back. We can only finish four rounds at most. Let's catch the wind!~。~
One Little Bit of Knowledge said to [Dugu Yiren-12th Floor]:
hemp altar expert
Dugu Yiren said to [Little Know-About-14th Floor],"
Of course, I've lost so much that I'm only left with my coat
One Little Bit of Knowledge said to [Dugu Yiren-15th Floor]:
pull back
Dugu Yiren said to [Little Know-About-16th Floor],"
Forget it, I don't want to run around naked later. Today is not a good day for me to play cards. I didn't look at the almanac when I went out. Damn
One Little Bit of Knowledge said to [Dugu Yiren-17th Floor]:
Haha, you swear
Dugu Yiren was speechless.
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