If You Are the One I Classic Lines January 3, 2011 ""If You Are the One I Classic Lines"
1. Narrator: I have a dream that one day, there will be one thing that can resolve all differences. Flowers will bloom on the earth and children will smile again. What's the best in the 21st century?
"If You Are the One: Classic Lines"
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1. Narrator: I have a dream that one day, there will be one thing that can resolve all differences. Flowers will bloom on the earth and children will smile again. What was the most expensive thing in the 21st century? Harmony…
2. Ge You meets with " angel investor " Fan Wei. Fan was so old-fashioned, but he tried his best to pretend to be a fake foreigner.
Fan Wei,"Do you think we should speak Chinese or English?"
Ge You: You decide, which one is easy for you to say.
Fan Wei: Then let's speak in our mother tongue. NicetoMeetYou…
3. A classic marriage advertisement that had always been talked about by people:
If you want to find a handsome guy, then don't come. If you want to find a wallet, then don't meet. Masters and above are out of the question. Shanghai women are out of the question. Female entrepreneurs are out of the question (except for small business hawkers). Otherwise, we will both be disappointed. Andy and Tom, who are both rich and beautiful, will not come to ask for your marriage. Of course, I didn't dream of Notting Hill. If you were really a fairy, I wouldn't be able to catch you. I didn't expect you to look like the cover of a magazine. (Haha, you can still use it like this when your soul is scattered.) An ordinary person with a fashionable appearance and a conservative heart who is healthy both physically and mentally will do. It would be even more reliable if she was more or less graceful. (The word 'graceful' is really amazing.)
I like women who know how to do some housework. Every morning, when they wake up, they make the blanket look like the ones in the mall.
I also like women who know how to cook for me. Watching her cook for me is more appetizing than going to any hotel or food stall. Hehe, but like most people, I'm a little picky.
That was specific enough.
Let me introduce myself. I'm relatively young, and my life is average. I don't smoke or drink. I went abroad as an overseas student and lived abroad for more than ten years. I didn't go to school properly, but I developed a set of survival skills in my time. Now that I've returned from overseas with nothing in my studies, to be honest, I should be classified as a " fake turtle with no company, no stocks, and no degree." He was not an honest person, but he was naturally timid. Killing people was not against the law, but he could not kill people. If he did something wrong, his conscience would be destroyed. He was destined to be a bad person even if he wanted to. In general, it was still a type that was beneficial to the crowd and harmless to society.
Interested parties contact, if you are not sincere, do not disturb.
4. Ge You's former male colleague came for a blind date after plastic surgery.
Ge You: Aren't you causing trouble? I put up a marriage advertisement.
[Feng Yuanzheng: Your advertisement didn't say that men are out of the question.]
Ge You: Isn't that nonsense? I can still find a man? I'm not gay. Could it be that you are…
Feng Yuanzheng: I am. How do you know you aren't? I used to think that I wasn't, but later I realized that I didn't dare to face it.
Ge You: You left first. I haven't reached that realm yet.
Ge You: " I'm also reflecting on why I'm so vulgar. My heart is so big, why can't it fit a man and make room for a woman? Guess what, it's another woman!"
5. In order to promote the cemetery, the cemetery saleswoman played by He Jiayi set a clever trap for Ge You. At the beginning, she did not mention anything about promoting the cemetery.
He Jiayi: " I don't really care about appearances. What I value is a person's heart. A person who is kind and filial to their parents. Even if I don't like you, you will definitely be able to get a good wife."
6. Su Qi: Love at first sight isn't when you fall in love with me at first glance, or when I fall in love with you at first glance. It's not when you look at me, it's when you smell me. We're attracted by each other's smell, fascinated, and have the same taste, do you understand?
[Ge You: Two strangers, meeting by chance, sniffing at each other the moment they meet. Is that possible?]
7. Shu Qi told Ge You about the troubles of being a third party.
Ge You blurted out,"He took advantage of me and asked me to drink with a resentful woman. You really don't treat me as an outsider."
Ge You: " Some things should be stopped when they're done. I'll go back in a few days. If you want to drink, give me a call. Just treat me as a drinking buddy who won't exchange his life for mine!"
8. Ge You met a good-looking woman, but she was cold.
Blind date: I was married, my husband passed away.
Ge You: How long has it been?
Blind date: Just now.
Ge You: How long have you been living together?
Blind date: Is this…is this important to you?
Ge You: Of course, if your relationship is very deep, after all, his body is not cold.
Blind date: Seven or eight years.
Ge You: You must be in pain, right?
Blind date: Actually, compared to that time, it's much better now. For the past five years, I didn't even know where he spent his nights. Now, she finally knew where he lived.
Ge You: Did you find a place for him?
Blind date: Yan Chunling Cemetery. You can be there whenever you want.
Ge You: If he ran away, it would become a story! (Laughter ~)
9. Ge You and a Miao girl from Yunnan (Luo Haiqiong) went on a blind date.
Ge You: How do I get to your house?
Luo Haiqiong: First take a plane to Kunming, then take a day's long distance bus to Mengzi, then take a bus to Pingbian, then take a day's tractor, then a day's ox cart to our house. (Super Strong)
Ge You: If we don't get along, can we get a divorce?
Luo Haiqiong enunciated each word,"My brother will break your legs."
10. Blind date with an amnesiac.
Ge You: If you can't remember things, can you remember people?
Niece: I can't remember either. However, don't worry. She will remember all the important people and things in this small notebook. If the two of you are really married, she will remember who you are when she wakes up every morning. (God ~~~)
Ge You stopped the matchmaker who kept recording. Don't remember it, forget about what happened today ~
The forgetful aunt looked confused,"What were we talking about?"
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[Discussion] If You Are the One II Classic Lines
1. A lifetime is very short. I'm willing to go along with your mistakes. -- Qin Fen Proposes to Liang Xiaoxiao 2. You are looking for feelings, I am looking for marriage! We took a side road. Qin Fen summarized his relationship with Liang Xiaoxiao. 3. You didn't catch up with my good times... These two years, I've been a little weak. -- Qin Fen was exhausted by Liang Xiaoxiao and was in a sorry state. 4. What? A whole shared room? If he was alive, he would be stuck in a crowd. If he died, he would still be squeezed. -- Li Xiangshan, played by Sun Honglei, was dissatisfied that the cemetery was too crowded. 5. Plant me in a flower pot, and I will smile at you every day. -- Li Xiangshan asked Qin Fen to plant his ashes in a flower pot. -- When Qin Fen learned that Liang Xiaoxiao only had a good impression of him, he said sadly," If I had known that she would be so cold, I would have married that girl who comes once a year!" At least once a year! Qin Fen complained about Liang Xiaoxiao. 8. Happiness may not necessarily be together, but misfortune must be together. Qin Fen's words. 9. Life is a cultivation. -- This isn't an illness, this is fate. My fate has come to me, I can only obey. -- Li Xiangshan's realization after getting cancer. 11. What's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine. -- He smiled at Qin Fen at the end. 12. Can you swear to money that no matter how rich, healthy, or how much the other party loves you in the future, you will never be with him? -- Qin Fen asked Mango during the divorce ceremony. 13. Dismiss business, but not friendship. Divorce ceremony congratulatory message. 14. There was no need to treat each other sincerely and pretend to be a little amiable when living at home. -- Xiao Xiao blamed Qin Fen for lying all the time. Qin Fen was so quibbling. 15. The enjoyment of an emperor was to serve his feet as his face. -- Qin Fen's enlightenment in the foot massage center. 16. No matter how one chose marriage, it would always be wrong. A long-term marriage was to make the best of it. 17. We are friends who know each other well and don't exchange lives. We can entrust our orphans but not our wives. -- Xiangshan described his relationship with Qin Fen in this way. 18. Fear was like walking at night or knocking on a black door. You didn't know if there was a five-colored world or a bottomless abyss behind the door. You were afraid that you would step on empty air. You were afraid that it wasn't the end but the beginning. -- Someone asked Xiangshan if he was afraid of death, and Xiangshan answered like this. 19. Death was a different existence. Compared to life, life was incomplete. -- Xiangshan's daughter's words at the farewell party. 20. Whether you love me or not, love is there, neither increasing nor decreasing. -- Xiangshan's daughter recited Tsangyang Gyatso's "Seeing and Not Seeing." 21. Qin Fen talked about the judges of the talent show." Pretending to be high society? How can there be high society? It was all dirty. They were just a bunch of parasites who cheated others for food, drinks, and sex.”Mango said," Stop scolding. If you keep scolding, you'll be scolding yourself."”
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Classic Replies
One Little Bit of Knowledge said to [Dugu Yiren-OP],"
And grab a sofa
Dugu Yiren:
At 1 o'clock, let's sit on this bench together. We can book a single room and have a private chat. As for them…Humph, if you are the one ~
One Little Bit of Knowledge said to [Dugu Yiren-2nd Floor]:
If you are the one, you have to click on my reply to the post column to see it
Dugu Yiren:
Remembering the past, what a little white, hehe (_)(^o^)/, hehe
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