The sound of a woman's high heels came from afar. Hua Zi secretly cried out," This is bad. My unlucky cousin didn't come back sooner or later. She just had to wait until the reapers went out to find someone to be possessed by a ghost!" This was really life-threatening! Because Hua Zi knew that if a woman's body was weak, even if it was just a little cold, she would be sick for several days or even months. There were even some women who would have miscarriages if they were pregnant, and their lives would be in danger if they were pregnant! This was also the reason why those 'scapegoats' liked to find women who were slightly feminine to begin with.
Note: Humans are divided into Yin and Yang and the Five Elements. Men were slightly masculine, while women were slightly feminine. This was all relative! It was best to have a balance, but humans were born with defects. Basically, they were born with uneven yin and yang. That was why men would find women, and women would find men! They were all trying to find a balance! Therefore, having sex was not just for the sake of carrying on the family line. The most important thing was to survive. If the yin and yang were not balanced, it was easy to get sick! That was why the reapers said that the talisman Zhang Tianshi left on Hua Zi was not the work of Hua Zi's mother. Which mother in the world would want to harm her own child?
It was really a woman who came in. She was tall and thin, wearing a fiery red dress. From her age, she looked less than twenty years old, but her face was deliberately covered with powder! The world was a wonderful place! The old dressed up like the young, but the young always dressed up like the old! It was euphemistically called 'looking mature!' However, how could one's spiritual immaturity be covered up with makeup?
"Heheh…it's really awkward walking like this!”The woman who came in was not his cousin, and Hua Zi's heart was finally relieved. However, he was wondering if this dear brother reapers was a pervert!
" You..." Hua Zi was not sure if this guy, who was obviously a prostitute, was a ghost officer.
"Brat! Now you believe me!" After the ghost officer said that, he even used his hand to hold the curled hair by his ear, making Hua Zi feel disgusted.
" Uh... you're too..." Hua Zi still didn't have the courage to say those two words. However, he was also impressed by the ghost officer's high efficiency. He did not have to report to the company when he bought a pencil for drawing!
"Transvestite, right? I'm a god, and in my eyes, you people in this world are just stinking skins! Are you sure you didn't work as a prostitute in your previous life?”
"I'm a man?" Liu Wuhua asked in confusion.
"A man? Hmph…It seems like you won't believe me unless I show you some real evidence!”The female reapers waved her hand, and a golden light suddenly appeared in the air. As the golden light dissipated, a black book appeared in the air.
Hua Zi narrowed his eyes and looked at it. It was pitch-black, and only three words were shining." Ah…Life and Death Book!”Hua Zi shouted in surprise.
"What kind of look is that? Look clearly! This was the Life and Death Record, not the Life and Death Book! I can only record all living beings for close to ten cycles. Moreover, it can allow you to experience the life of any of these ten lifetimes at any time. Compared to the Judge who could decide your life and death with a single stroke, it was not just a little bit lower! The female reapers were obviously not satisfied with her treasure. However, Hua Zi felt that this guy was more fun than the Life and Death Book! At the very least, it would be very fun to prank! If the judge knew Hua Zi's evaluation of the Book of Life and Death that the gods and ghosts feared. Would he vomit ghost blood and die on the spot? That was another order!
"Life…Death…Record! That's right!" Hua Zi was still thinking about how great it would be if he could have this treasure.
"Hmm…Let me take a look at your past lives…Hmm…Tenth life: Ancient Generals. He had galloped on the battlefield for many years. Countless vengeful souls…Ninth life: Because the sins of his previous life were too deep. He fell into the animal's way and became a pig. He was at the mercy of others! [Second life: Red Chamber as a famous courtesan, Xiao Shishi…Haha…I told you!] If you don't believe me, see for yourself! Haha…"
"Uh…Xiao Shishi? I was really a prostitute?" Liu Wuhua grinned, not knowing what to say.
"Is this fake? The Book of Life and Death recorded the birth and death of creatures. Unless someone defied the heavens. He was deliberately hiding it! It wasn't fun to be found out by the judge! If it was light, he would go to hell. In the worst case, you will never reincarnate…"
"Wait…Lord Reaper, can you help me take a look at what happened to me from my eighth to third life?”Hua Zi wanted to find the glorious opportunity of his first life. So that he could regain some face for himself!
"Your first life was so glorious, even though the result was a tragic death! At that time, the sins were too heavy, and those few lifetimes were the path of beasts! If it wasn't for the fact that you didn't behave properly as a pig in your third life and f * cked a sow to death after you went into heat! In his second life, he would probably have to be a pig or a donkey!”
"Me? " Uh…" Hua Zi widened his eyes and pointed at his own nose. He was so angry that his nose almost fell off! He thought to himself, I originally thought that there would be two or three lifetimes of glory in these ten lifetimes, I didn't expect it! Other than being a pig and a chicken, that first life was more like it! Sigh…"
"There's someone worse off than you! Don't be disheartened! What was wrong with being a pig? Eat when you're hungry, and sleep when you're done! It's better than you being a human! You still have to be careful in this life! If he wasn't careful, he might become a duck!”
"Oh, oh…please sit down! Hurry up and tell me the karma of my life!" Liu Wuhua quickly collected his thoughts, but he muttered in his heart,""I'm afraid the reapers don't have a concept of gender! It was probably because the King of Hell saw the ghost and was casually seducing people's souls, so he conveniently made use of the trash! Those ghosts would go back to the netherworld to complain! In the end, the reapers became like this!”
"Kid, where are you looking? If you like it, come over and touch it. It's fine! Her soul has been temporarily hypnotized by me! They were still standing in line waiting to be checked!”The reapers swayed.
"Uh…No! I'm afraid of getting sexually transmitted diseases!" Hua Zi's face was stunned, and he could not help but feel a little surprised at this seemingly shameless reapers. He was not bothered by trifles!
"What? What? She had no choice. She was the closest to him! There's also an old granny. I thought you would like my style!”the reapers said innocently.
" Wah…" Liu Wuhua couldn't help but vomit. He had applied it thoroughly! The filth almost sprayed onto the transvestite.
"What did you eat? Do you want me to pat your back?"
"You'd better get down to business! While I'm still breathing!" Hua Zi said painfully.
"Um…it's actually nothing serious! The matters of your life are heavenly secrets. I can't tell you! That would be punished by the King of Hell!" The female reapers kept the Book of Life and Death and turned around to say," Oh right! I was too busy talking nonsense and almost delayed the official business. Old Zhou asked me to bring you a message to explain your background and that he had prepared something for you. He probably thought that I went too early and didn't have time to send you off!”
"My background?" Hua Zi recalled what his mother and cousin had mentioned in the car just now and could not help but be stunned.
"Yes! In this world, only your grandfather knows about this!”The reapers did not look as bad as Hua Zi had imagined. At least when it came to serious matters, they began to get serious.
"Oh…please speak!"
"Your grandfather picked you up, or rather, he picked you up on purpose!”
"On purpose? What does that mean?" The more Hua Zi listened, the more confused he became.
"Do you know about the Great Tang Shan Earthquake?"
"I know! Everyone on Earth knew! No…you said that I'm an orphan of the earthquake?”Hua Zi opened his mouth wide and asked in surprise.
"Don't be so smug! Unfortunately, you're not!" The female reapers curled her lips.
Liu Wuhua resisted the urge to vomit and asked,""Since it's not you, why are you talking about it?”
"That's what you think! It has nothing to do with me! I'm saying that you have something to do with that earthquake!”
"Ah…Please don't say that I was the one who caused the earthquake! I wasn't even born then!" Hua Zi teased helplessly.
"Hmm…you're smart! But you are the product of that earthquake!”
"Oh…I still don't understand!" Hua Zi was so angry in his heart. When he talked about my background, he always mentioned earthquakes! It was really difficult for Grandpa to send such a person to pass on the message! It seemed that there was no one in the underworld to send!
"At that time, the earthquake happened in the middle of the night. When Yin and Yang alternated, there were hundreds of thousands of people! Sigh... we Soul Shacklers have been so busy! There were more vengeful souls on the Yellow Springs Road than in the market! I can't even see the end…"
"Going to the market?" Hua Zi's mind suddenly flashed with the scene he saw on the road. He hurriedly asked,"Are all men and women heading west, and it's still snowing?”
"You…How did you know?" The reapers were shocked.
"I…I saw it on the way to the hospital. At that time, my mother and cousin said that I was talking nonsense!”
"Hmm…it seems like you're really extraordinary! It was called Yin Yang Spirit Rejuvenation! Only those who had opened their Heavenly Eye could see the past when they meditated, but the conditions were very strict! You don't even know how to meditate, so how can you examine the past? I still have to study this matter carefully!"
"This…but what does this have to do with my background?”Hua Zi saw that time had passed very quickly. He was afraid that his cousin would come back and see a strange woman in his room, and there would be some rumors.
"At that time, too many people suddenly died. The Yin Yang FaLun was unable to completely absorb the Yang Qi scattered in the Yang world, causing the world to give birth to an extreme Yang life and enter the cycle of reincarnation! After experiencing all the storms in the cycle of reincarnation, when the Ghost Festival was coming, the Gate of the Dead would open and return to the underworld!”
"Ah…you mean me?" Liu Wuhua's mouth was wide open. Although he could not fully understand the reapers 'words, he had heard several people say that he had an extreme Yang body. In the past, he did not believe them all! This time, even the reapers said so. It seemed like it was true.
"Yes! It was you! The crystallization of the Yang souls left behind in the world of the living among the large number of vengeful souls who died unjustly during the earthquake! This is your destiny!"
"Then is the Ghost Festival you mentioned the Zhongyuan Festival every summer, or the Yue Laan Bon Festival?”
"Not bad! It was that festival! Looks like you're not ignorant after all! " Hehehe…" The female reapers laughed, which was even more terrifying!
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