"Hello…who is it? I'm a small errand boy…Oh…King Yama…Why do you have the time to call me?……Oh…Nothing…What am I doing?……How could anything happen to me? They were still playing mahjong! Aiyo…you've wronged me. The chips here are too small! You don't like it…Next time…Next time, I'll definitely find you a few stinky hands!……Oh…Then find a few experts…Sigh…Why did my voice change?……Didn't he just take back a female ghost's soul? He hadn't had the time to hand it over to the judge yet! He was forcefully dragged back by the Punishment Division! I have no choice but to lock myself in!……That's right! Work was more important! Edutainment…This won't happen again!……Oh…bye bye…I'll definitely call you next time I have a game!”
After the reapers finished the call, they put the phone back into their bodies. They wiped their sweat with their hands and turned around to say something to Liu Wuhua, but they couldn't find him. They felt very strange! He felt something moving under his feet. He turned his head to look and couldn't help but laugh! Our beloved protagonist is foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes on the ground!
"Haha…get up! What are you singing about?" The reapers reached out their jade-like hands and pulled Hua Zi up.
"I say, grandpa! You're my biological grandpa! Was there a cell phone in the underworld? Wasn't this too ridiculous? Playing mahjong? Could there be a luxurious casino like Macau in the netherworld?”Hua Zi panted heavily.
"What era are we in now? The train has sped up, and even the people of our country have flown into the sky! As a god who did not connect with the world, he was on the last train of the information age! At that time, they wouldn't even be able to catch up to the hot food!”The female reapers seemed to be very satisfied with her patriotic speech. She kept combing the hair of the physical body excitedly! "Furthermore! Now, those ghosts only know how to complain at will, saying that we abuse justice, saying that we are that what?”
"It's tragic!" Hua Zi thought of the horror movies he had seen before, and the scenes in the endless hell.
"Yes! That was what he meant! The higher-ups are investigating closely! In the end, King Yama became angry and listed all the punishments such as being thrown into a frying pan and being rolled on a roller as forbidden punishments! Unless there are those evil people who can use it…"
"Wait…what does canceling these have to do with you guys playing mahjong?”Liu Wuhua asked in confusion.
" Those programs that were supposed to be our pastime were canceled…"
"Alright! I'm convinced!" Hua Zi almost went crazy from anger."Let's play mahjong! At the very least, it was better than torturing wandering ghosts for fun! It seems that King Yama is really a wise ruler!"
Liu Wuhua still wanted to say something to the reapers, but he was once again stunned by the scene in front of him. He could clearly see that the woman possessed by the reapers had something that looked like a cow horn growing out of her head. The figure in front of him seemed to be two overlapping figures that were about to separate!
"Ah…my Heavenly Eye is finally going to open! I'll be able to see your main body soon!”Hua Zi screamed.
"Nonsense. Who would have to wait half an hour to open their Heavenly Eye…Ah…Why is the Yang energy in the room getting stronger and stronger! "Not good…" The reapers ran out in panic. "I was almost killed by you! I'm leaving first! Call me if there's anything!"
"Hello…what's your number? How can I contact you?" Hua Zi felt that he was crazier than the devil. He was in a hurry to contact the police! Wasn't this a rat acting as a cat's escort?
"Oh…look at my memory! "Here…" As the reapers spoke, they threw something out from outside the door. It flew straight into Hua Zi's hand.
Liu Wuhua focused his eyes. It was pitch black, no different from the popular SIM cards on the market. It was just that there was no metal groove on it to store memories. It felt heavy in his hand. There was even a hint of coldness. He did not know what material it was made of!
" This..." Hua Zi thought of his own Little Smart.
"Time is running out! Quickly find some Yin Qi to suppress your body later! Don't say that I didn't warn you!”
"This…Where can I find Yin Qi?”Hua Zi almost cried when he heard the reapers scare him.
"Catching ghosts! Sigh…Look at my memory! I forgot that you don't know any spells at all! Sigh…I got it! That card of mine should have Yin Qi. You should be able to hold on for a while if you hold your mind and focus all your thoughts on it. As for the future…heheh…either you immediately agree to be a Soul Searching Envoy, or you go and look for an antique. It's best if it's something that you just took out from a grave! If he really couldn't do it, he would find a woman to vent his yang! However, you must remember not to have too much sex with a woman. If you do that, you will feel comfortable, but that woman will not be able to stand it! He will definitely explode and die!"
"This…none of this is good!”Hua Zi's face was bitter as he thought to himself,"Which immortal instigates mortals to either steal or commit adultery?"”
"Then you can only choose to be an inspector!”The voice outside the door seemed to have changed a little, becoming neither male nor female! It made Hua Zi very uncomfortable.
"I…I'll think about it!”Hua Zi resisted the urge to immediately agree to the reaper's request. For that Life and Death Record, he would not hesitate to die or be hunted down! This was human greed.
"Alright then! That's it! After you've thought it through, give me a call, insert the card I gave you into an ordinary public phone, then dial *****, and follow the instructions. In the end, someone will ask you who you're looking for. Just say 18594!……Damn it! The Yang qi has already seeped into this place. I have to go! The thing your grandfather left for you is in the willow forest not far from his house! You'll understand when you get there! Call me if you have any questions…!”At this moment, the voice had completely turned into a rough male voice.
"18594. Hmm…I'll die if I get one wave!" Hua Zi muttered and couldn't help but break out in cold sweat. It seemed that this call really couldn't be made casually. If it came true, there was no way to find a place to reason! Who would believe such a strange thing?
"Hey…don't go yet! I still have something to ask you..." Hua Zi remembered the forest that the reapers mentioned. It should be the place where he encountered the ghost wall, but that place didn't seem to be a small place. He couldn't help but have doubts in his heart again. He hurriedly flew down and chased after her.
"Aiyo…why are you running around? He killed me!" Cousin was carrying food with both hands and was sitting on the Snow Marten on her shoulder when Hua Zi bumped into her. Her hands dropped from her hands and she squatted down while clutching her chest. It would have been better if she hadn't squatted down. Once she did, she quickly stood up with a blush on her face and said politely," Pervert!”
It turned out that Hua Zi was in a hurry and forgot that she was wearing a pair of underwear that just covered her private area. She suddenly squatted down and her nose almost hit the slightly protruding part of the triangle. She looked up and looked at it again!
" Cousin..." Hua Zi said awkwardly. Then, he suddenly realized something and hurriedly ran back to the bed, wrapping himself tightly with the blanket.
"Hmph…men are all useless! Speak! Who were you chasing just now? Is it the little vixen I met in the corridor? What secret do you have? Tell me! " Otherwise, today, I…Hmph…" Zhou Yinping was so angry that she didn't even bother picking up the things on the ground. She strode to the bed and made a hand gesture. Her eyes were fixed on Liu Wuhua's eyes, afraid that she would miss something!
"Cousin! " I'm innocent…" Hua Zi was really about to cry. Her mind was spinning rapidly, thinking about how to explain it to her.
"Speak! I know you're wronged! I'm listening!" Zhou Yinping said coldly. She accidentally revealed her fangs.
"Cousin…would you believe me if I told you that the person just now wasn't human?”Liu Wuhua tried his best to show some purity in his eyes as he looked at his cousin affectionately.
" Yiya…Cold! You'd better speak properly! It gives me goosebumps!" Zhou Yinping said, but a hint of sweetness flashed in her heart.
"The real cousin! Sit down and give me a few minutes! I have something important to do!" Hua Zi felt a warm current rush straight to the top of his head from his dantian. He knew that it was probably the work of his extreme Yang body. He had to absorb the Yin Qi from the phone card left behind by the reapers first. Otherwise, her cousin's innocence might end tonight!
Liu Wuhua didn't care whether Zhou Yinping agreed or not. He sat cross-legged and placed the card in his hand on his crossed thighs. He held it with both hands and then closed his eyes to meditate using the method taught by the reapers.
It was a very strange movement and a very strange pose! All of this was deeply imprinted in Zhou Yinping's mind. Looking at her cousin's smooth back, Zhou Yinping's face flushed red. She sighed softly while panting. She turned around and did not dare to stare at Liu Wuhua again, afraid of disturbing him.
When she turned around, she smiled! She saw her magical pet, Little White, staring at Liu Wuhua with fear and curiosity! From time to time, it would even use its snow-white claws to scratch its similarly snow-white head!
"Hehe…you can tell that he's very special today, right?”Zhou Yinping bent down and picked up Little White so that it could see Hua Zi's actions more clearly.
" Squeak squeak…" Little White tried its best to dodge backward as if it was very afraid. It had forgotten that it should be meowing when it transformed into a cat.
"Hmm…you mean he's dangerous? Will it hurt you? No way... Let alone cousin who has been a good-for-nothing ordinary person since he was young, even if he was an expert with unique skills, as a magical beast, you wouldn't be unable to defeat him, right?”Zhou Yinping smiled. As the owner of the Snow-faced Ferret, she more or less knew how terrifying this cute-looking little fellow was.
" Squeak squeak…" Little White tried to defend itself. It struggled to reach out with its furry, snow-white claws and grabbed Zhou Yinping's collar. Then, it signaled for her to stay away from Liu Wuhua!
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