" Sigh... Master, you don't know how painful it is to have your trachea and artery cut at the same time. That feeling is just like..." Xiao Ka should have been a member of the business department when he was alive. Although there was no expression or body language to complement it, he still described the bloody scene as if it was in front of Liu Wuhua. Hua Zi really couldn't stand it anymore, so he interrupted him.
"Well…since the reapers didn't neglect their duties, they can just cast the spell a few more times. Why are you still missing a soul?”
"Sigh…If you want to blame someone, blame that guy who called the police. He's so damn stingy! He had his own phone and didn't use it, but he had to use the SIM card that he had thrown out! Hmph…Master, don't you think it's infuriating!”Cass was even more furious when he mentioned this.
"That person might have owed money on his phone!”Hua Zi wanted to put in a good word for the unlucky guy who did good deeds like Lei Feng. At the same time, he thought about how the reapers said that his phone was turned on 24/7. What about when he recharged or changed the battery?
"Even if the phone is in arrears! Give me back my card after you're done with the call, or give it to the police! He f * cking took it away! Even now, I don't know which country he took my phone card to! Sigh…if it wasn't for your blood essence that provided me with motivation, I would have…"
In the endless conversation with Cass, Liu Wuhua roughly understood the cause of Cass's death and why he would call him master.
It turned out that Kaka's incomplete soul had been sent to the netherworld by a ghost officer, which was also commonly known as a ghost officer in the north. After investigation, it was a misjudgment. He still had many years to live and wanted to send it back to the world of the living. In the end, because he was missing a soul, coupled with the current cremation, the corpse would not be stored for too long. His wish could not be fulfilled! He wanted to be reincarnated again, but because of his lifespan, he could not change the records in the Book of Life and Death. It was just like some married women whose family had already canceled their household registration. However, their in-laws 'family could not get a household registration because of the lack of money. In the end, they became black. They could not get close to either side!
Fortunately, the system in the netherworld was better than that in the Yang-world. They had specially made some cards to give these extremely special ghosts a temporary identity and a place to live! At the same time, he let the ghost reapers carry it with them so that they could sense the remnant souls that were still in the Yang world. After finding them, they could enter the reincarnation cycle! As the ghost reps had endless souls, King Yama had the idea of using the ghost spirit stored in the card (let's call it small card for now) to make this card into a telephone card that could allow a psychic in the world of the living to communicate directly with the underworld. This was the origin of the small card! It was undeniable that although this motive was a helpless waste, it was also the best way to make these poor souls complete!
As for the card being able to communicate directly with its master through words, this was probably something that the King of Hell would not allow, so he had specially added a restriction! What the ghost spirit did was to transform the ordinary telephone signal in the Yang Realm into a medium that could connect to the network in the netherworld. If every ghost spirit was like Cass, spouting nonsense and revealing the secrets of heaven! That way, there would definitely be people in the know who would organize a Yin Yang Great Connection! At that time, the netherworld would no longer be the netherworld. At most, it would be a prison with a life sentence. Moreover, visits could only be made through phone calls, not face-to-face!
As for how Cass was able to speak the human language, even he couldn't explain it himself. It was probably just that in his confusion, there was a suction force that pulled out the Yin Qi that he had painstakingly accumulated until he almost couldn't feel his own existence. Suddenly, a wave of extreme Yang Qi surged back again, filling him with strength all of a sudden. It sucked back the remnant soul that was wandering in the city. His spiritual intelligence was immediately opened, and he understood that he had received the favor of this man in front of him. Moreover, he felt that he was connected by blood and flesh. That was why he addressed Liu Wuhua as his master.
Hearing this, Hua Zi felt that the world of the living and the netherworld were so similar. As a superior, he definitely hoped that his subordinates and subjects would live happily and freely! However, in the hands of the people who carried out these things, sometimes they would make a big mistake because of their negligence! For example, if he hadn't realized that the Yin Qi in the card was depleting, as if there was a life sighing, the result would have been obvious. Hua Zi had harmed others for his own benefit! In other words, he had completely wiped out a soul that had a chance to reincarnate! It was for the sake of his own life…
This was probably the case for anyone with a conscience. This included the reapers, the judges, and the King of Hell. They were all unpardonable sins! He was afraid that after he died, he would go to the netherworld. He would definitely unseal the King of Hell. It was as if he was frying himself in a pot of oil. He would only be done after blowing it up seven or eight times! Thinking of this…Liu Wuhua broke out in a cold sweat! It seemed that the Dangyang Realm investigator could not solve his problem. With his little cultivation. Sucking in Yin Qi like what he did to Cass this time. Who could guarantee that he would still be so lucky? Without any mistakes?
"Then your intelligence has been awakened. His soul was complete! I'll give the reapers a call. Tell him to take you back to reincarnate!" Hua Zi said the only remedy he could think of.
Master doesn't like Cass?"
" Uh..." Liu Wuhua didn't expect Cass to ask this question and was stunned. Speaking of which, he had only known Ghosthead for less than a few hours. Where did it come from whether he liked it or not! However, in order to make the ghost happy. He still said something that even he felt awkward about."How can you say that? I'm doing this for your own good. Don't you think it's better to be a human than a ghost?”Hua Zi's rhetorical question seemed to be playing the edge ball. It made Cass feel that he had answered his question. He wasn't lying!
"Master, do you think it's better to be a human or a ghost?”Cass wasn't easy to deal with either.
"Well…if a person does nothing, he will be able to do nothing. He went to work, ate, slept, and so on all day. Living a day was the same as living a lifetime! As for ghosts…Hehe…I didn't experience it myself, so I don't have the right to speak!”Hua Zi kicked the ball back again.
"Master, you're too talented! You're simply my idol! " Caw caw…Fortunately, I can follow a master like you in the future. I'm destined to never return to my former ordinariness…caw caw…" Cass cried out happily.
"Wait…did I not make myself clear, or did your soul not return? Didn't I tell you? I'll let you go back and reincarnate as a new person! From what you said, he was a muddle-headed person in the past, but he became a ghost because he lacked a soul! I'm really defeated by you!" Hua Zi scolded angrily. Although he was not a great evil person, he had done good deeds many times in his life. Most of them were trivial things. This time, he finally got the opportunity to be a great hero who saved people. He did not expect to meet a madman! He was really unlucky!
"It's not like that! I used to be so muddle-headed, running around in a fixed circle all day! He didn't do anything out of line! But that's not what I was thinking! You probably don't know how much I yearn to do those great and magical careers! But for the sake of life, there was no other way!”
"Hmm…that's the truth! But what does this have to do with your reincarnation? " At most, when you live again, you can set up lofty ideals…But I…Sigh…" Liu Wuhua thought of his past. Wasn't he also unwilling to make a living under his friends? Moreover, he was born to face the tribulation. How could these things catch up with Cass 'fate? At the very least, he was a white-collar worker! What about him? At most, they were blacker than white-collar workers and whiter than blue-collar workers! Some people called this kind of person a gray collar! The fate of being neither high nor low was also the most common group in the world.
"Master! You probably don't know! Let alone a ghost spirit like me who has gained sentience and has already established a soul contract with you, we will not rest until one of us dies! There is no such contract because my Yang body has been destroyed, and my previous reincarnation quota has been taken by other ghosts! I can't just reincarnate as you say! He had to wait for the approval of the judge! Who knew how long he would have to wait!”
"This…this means that you can't be a human or a ghost! Sigh…It's all my fault for randomly absorbing your Yin Qi! Sigh…"
"Haha…Master, you don't have to feel so guilty. For us, this is a good judge! Some of the judges were simply trying to save time. With a wave of the pen, they did not care if your soul was intact or not! I'll send you directly to Samsara and you'll be better off being a pig, a cow, or a dog! If he was still a human, that would be terrible! With an incomplete mind, he would rather be a beast than a fool!”
"Ah…are there many judges? Were all the mentally retarded people in the world caused by the lack of souls?”Liu Wuhua had always bent down to ask around about these strange things that sounded strange! Boring! He had completely forgotten his original intention.
"How many people does China have now?"
"Uh…I'm not too sure! When he was in school, it was about 1.2 billion! This was not counting the black population that had not been counted!”Hua Zi was taken aback. He didn't understand why Xiao Ka would ask such a question, but he still answered reluctantly.
"Hmm…what about pigs, sheep, cows, horses, and other living beings?”
"This…I can't be sure about this!”
"Hehe…there are more than ten million creatures in China! The Ten Kings of Hell are in charge of all matters of reincarnation in various places. Because we are close to the capital, the King of Hell is a good official specially sent by the heavens. You know this person too! Bao Zheng, Bao Qingtian!"
"Um…but what does this have to do with the judge?”Hua Zi's mental endurance was challenged again and again. He almost said that the reapers were talking to the King of Hell on the phone! It was hard for him to accept the scene of the black-faced Bao Qingtian sitting at the mahjong table.
"Those who approach vermilion are red, and those who enter ink are black! There are good minions under a good official! This was also common in the underworld. Although I have never seen other Yama and Judges, when I was awake, I heard them mention things about other places. It seemed that there was an annual evaluation or something!”
"Ah…this! Sigh…" Hua Zi was really defeated by the madness of this world.
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