The bell for class rang. The advanced mathematics teacher, Old Lady Gao, walked to the podium and began to teach. Her saliva flew everywhere. In a short while, everyone fell asleep.
He had worked too hard on the Great Wall last night. It seemed that he rarely slept before midnight ever since he arrived at university. I yawned as I lay on the table. In front of me was the icy beauty, Chen Chen. I lay on the table and watched the back of the class belle, Chen Chen. On the left was the third brother Ye Ze. The fatty on the third brother's left had already gone on a date with the Duke of Zhou.
Ye Ze was secretly reading a novel and laughing out loud. Crazy! I took a look at it. The novel's name was " The Hooligan's Proud Life Record ", and the author was Mu Rence. I once read some in the dormitory. It was a fantasy novel that combined an urban campus and supernatural powers. The main character changed from an ordinary student to a super *** hooligan. At first, I thought it was a stallion novel, but when I saw that there was only a woman left by the main character in the end, the ending was a little miserable. The language of the article was somewhat humorous, and there was sadness in its magnificence. It was quite in line with the appetite of the readers.
On my right is Lei Hei Zi. Ever since he started hanging out with me, he has always said that I am his role model. Not only does he want to learn kung fu from me, but he also wants to imitate my way of speaking and habits. In his words, I look very handsome. Boss and the others all laughed at him for "imitating others", but he didn't care and continued to stick to himself. At this moment, Blackie imitated me by leaning on the table and staring ahead. Her bright eyes darted around. In front of Hei Zi was also a girl. Her back was wider than Hei Zi's, and she was almost as thick as Fatty. He really admired Blackie for being able to lie so close to that pile of fat.
The boss on the right of Hei Zi yawned non-stop, but he forced himself to listen to the lecture. In the boss's words,"If you don't listen to the class and I don't study, whose homework will you copy?" Who did you copy from during the exam? Every time Boss said this, he would look like he was sacrificing himself.
I stared at Chen Chen's back and imagined how hot it was under this icy beauty's clothes. His head immediately became energetic, and so did his little brother. He stared fiercely at the table, his body hard. F * ck! It seemed like he had to vent his anger. If this continued, he would definitely be suffocated.
At this moment, the chubby girl in front of Hei Zi turned her head inadvertently. She noticed that I was staring at Chen Chen without blinking. She nudged Chen Chen quietly and turned her eyeball to the left with the corner of her left mouth, indicating for her to look back.
Thus, Chen Chen, who was in front of me, suddenly turned around and realized that I was lying there, propping my head up and staring straight at her. Chen Chen glared at me coldly before turning around.
I couldn't help but wonder why she suddenly turned her head. While her thoughts were running wild, a small white hand was holding a small note under the table in front of her!
I took it doubtfully. Could it be that the ice beauty's heart had melted? She even sent a note to express her feelings. She was quite shy.
Chen Chen's movements in front were very subtle, but when I took it, my movements were a little big. No. 3 and Copper noticed it and leaned their heads over to see what was written on it.
"Brother Zun is really good. I can't take it anymore. Even this ice woman is chasing after you.”Blackie deliberately lowered his voice, but his gruff voice still alerted the first three rows and the last three rows. They all looked in our direction while Chen Chen, who was in front, let out a cold snort.
"Old Hei, can't you be quieter? Girls are all thin-skinned. We can't announce this yet. Look, the girl is already angry. If you ruin Second Brother's plan, be careful that Second Brother will skin you alive.”Third Brother said in a low voice.
Blackie quickly covered his mouth. I smiled and opened the note, feeling excited. Third Bro and Blackie craned their necks.
The note read,"Hooligan, if you keep staring at my back, I'll tell the teacher that you molested me."”
"Haha ~~" No. 3 and Hei Zi laughed out loud, scaring Granny Gao, who was about to reach the climax of her lecture, so much so that she fell to the ground. She was impotent. The students were also shocked and looked over in surprise.
Old Lady Gao stood up shakily and shouted angrily,""How dare you! Whoever laughed just now, stand up!”
Hei Zi and Lao San stood up while holding back their laughter. It was very hard for them to hold it in. Their entire bodies were trembling as if they were having a seizure. I was crushing the note, rubbing it with all my might. As he rubbed, he stared at the icy beauty in front of him, his eyes burning with anger. He thought to himself, Hmph, bitch, just you wait. I'll crush your * ss like a piece of paper! Iceberg beauty, huh? Watch how I melt you! Let's see how you can still pretend to be noble when you're under my crotch!”A strong desire to conquer swelled in my heart.
"What are you two laughing about in class? This was too outrageous. If you cause trouble in class again, get out." Old Lady Gao roared angrily, the fierceness on her face moving without any wind.
"Is class over? Oh yeah, let's go eat!" Fatty was woken up by Granny Gao's roar. He stood up with a sleepy and confused expression.
Granny Gao's face turned green and her entire body trembled as if she could die at any moment."Fatty, do you know that you're in advanced mathematics?”
"What kind of tree is Advanced Mathematics?" Fatty was still confused.
The students all laughed, and the classroom exploded. Granny Gao was completely mad." Good, good, good job! Just wait for the exam to fail!"
Fatty sat down, feeling wronged. Old San and Hei Zi also sat down, still grinning at me. He didn't care about the threat of Old Lady Gao failing.
"If I see your teeth again, I'll tear your mouths apart!”I said hatefully.
"Ah, hehe…Brother Zun…Don't, ha…I don't... Hey... He smiled. Wuuu ~~"
I helplessly lay on the table. On the podium, Old Mrs. Gao continued her unfinished climax. As she spoke, she drew on the blackboard."Look closely, there's a ray here ~'Students, look closely ~ I'm shooting!”
During the break, a few guys and I skipped class, leaving the boss alone to continue enduring the "rape" of Old Lady Gao.
I called Xue 'er and Qing' er and asked them to come out and play. They happened to have no classes, so they arrived soon.
"Hello, sisters-in-law." Third Brother and Fatty shouted together. They already knew that Murong Xue was my girlfriend and that Ouyang Qing and I had a very ambiguous relationship. In addition, these two guys were already quite familiar with the two girls, so they half-jokingly and half-seriously called the two girls sister-in-law.
"Who told you to shout nonsense? Ye Ze, forget about me introducing you to a girlfriend.”Ouyang Qing was furious.
"Don't, I won't call you that anymore. Sister Qing, my lifelong happiness is all on you…"
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These few days, the freshmen's studies and lives were on the right track. The major clubs of the University of Industry had also begun to recruit new members. Murong Xue, Ouyang Qing, Third Brother, Fatty, and Hei Zi walked through the corridor. On both sides of the road, the major clubs were doing their best to recruit new members. Moreover, many clubs had a few pretty girls to hold the fort to attract people's attention.
"Student, join our street dance association. There are many beautiful girls in our association.”A few scantily dressed girls were dancing to the energetic music next to the recruitment office of the Street Dance Association. They were passionate, unrestrained, and hot. It attracted a lot of students.
"Brother, join our boxing and football association. Look at our football baby.”
"Handsome, join our table tennis association. There are many cute girls like me in our club.”A girl with big eyes and a small face pouted. Not bad!
"Beauty, join our gymnastics club and show off your good figure…"
"Student, please join our Research Association and study astronomy, geography, high-tech, and the human body.”
"Join our Financial Investment Association and learn how to manage money. Money comes, and when money comes, beautiful women come.”
"Join the drama club and perform with handsome men and beautiful women on the same stage. Put on a passionate drama…"
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"Second Brother, there are so many clubs. Which one should we join?”Fatty asked.
"It depends on your personal preferences and strengths. I joined the basketball association. To me, basketball is like a woman.”I said without hesitation.
"So I can be equated with basketball.”Murong Xue said mischievously.
"Xue 'er, nothing can compare to you. You're my treasure!”I said seriously.
Ouyang Qing's expression was a little gloomy.”
"Hehe, what do you want to join?”
"Sister Qing and I have already agreed to join the gymnastics team.”Murong Xue dragged Ouyang Qing to register.
"I'll join the Literature Club and become the number one scholar in our University of Technology. I'll definitely be able to deceive many beautiful women, hehe!。”No. 3 went to the literature club.
"What about you two?"
"I will follow Brother Zun. Whatever Brother Zun joins, I will join too.”Blackie said.
"Other than eating and sleeping, I don't know anything else…Why don't I follow Second Brother? At least no one will bully me.”Fatty said foolishly.
Among these brothers, I like this simple-minded fatty the most. He treats others well foolishly and is so cute that it's a little pitiful.
"Let's go to the basketball club to register.”
After we finished registering, we gathered together again. The two girls were chatting happily with a few other girls at the gymnastic club's registration office.
"I signed up for the drama club!" Third Brother said excitedly.”
"Didn't you want to protect the Literature Club? Why did you change the play?"
"On the way to the literature club, I met a beauty from the drama club and joined it. That beauty is called Yao Shuman. Her eyes are so affectionate…I think I'm going to fall in love.”
"What a weak-willed fellow!" Everyone looked at him in disdain.
"Boss isn't here, so let's register on his behalf, right? I'll send a message to ask Boss which club he wants to join.”Fatty said.
"Why are you texting? Hasn't Boss always wanted to find a girlfriend? Let's sign him up for the gym club. There are many beautiful girls there. Boss could also protect Sister-in-law Xue and Sister-in-law Qing. It was the best of both worlds! " Hehe…" Ye Ze laughed shamelessly.
"Second brother, what do you think?"
"I agree. Third Bro, go help Boss register.”I said.
"Fatty, you go." No. 3 quickly refused.
"Why me?" Fatty muttered as he left. Behind us, Third Brother and I exchanged glances and laughed shamelessly.
"What kind of scene do you think it would be like for Boss, a burly man, to jump around with a group of girls?”
"Beast and Beauty? A gorilla was jumping around excitedly in a group of beautiful girls…Haha ~~"Third Brother and I were shameless to the end.
"Will Boss kill me if he finds out that it was my idea?”The third brother smiled slyly and was a little worried.
"I can't avoid beating you up, haha.”
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