Life is like a self. I have to rely on my own hands for everything
Learning is like prostitution, paying and then working
Classes are like rape, you can't resist, you have to learn to enjoy
Money is like your period, if you don't give it for a month, you'll be dumbfounded
Picking up girls is like a wheel. Rape,, if you can't do it, someone else will do it
Quarreling is like making love with the mouth, you can only foam at the mouth when you try your best.
Fighting is like making love, it happens a few times from time to time
Achievement is like impotency, always unable to recover
Trouble is like hair, it'll grow back
Leaders are like lewdness, always bullying the weak and fearing the strong
My wife wants to pole dance, she's cheating on me
Brothers are like condoms, they'll cover all the trouble for you
(There are a lot of words that I can't type, so I have to change them. Hehe, it's good that everyone understands.)）
When he passed by the most popular "Crazy God List" of the University of Industry, he saw the first "poem" among the top ten shocking sayings and couldn't help but exclaim,"It's too f * cking classic! Who's so talented!"
These few days, Boss and Feng Bingbing were getting along very well. Third Brother was also dating Yao Shuman from the drama club. After I taught them a simple set of fist techniques, Hei Zi and Chubby Boy became madly addicted to martial arts. The two of them tirelessly sparred with each other all day long and no longer pestered me. I am like a lonely soul wandering in the campus.
" Crazy God List " was originally a special column in the school newspaper. Later, it was turned into a doodle board by some students who were looking for strange people, handsome men, and beautiful women in the school. They also set up a special staff to manage it and update it regularly! After several unsuccessful attempts to stop it, the school no longer managed it. It was only changed to a special column in the school newspaper during routine inspections by the superiors, and then it became the "Investiture of the Gods".
The Investiture of the Gods was divided into several sections. They were the Top Ten Handsome Men, Top Ten Beauties, Top Ten Awkward People, Top Ten Awkward Things, Top Ten Thunderous Words, and so on. The poem just now was ranked first on the top ten popular sayings list. The second was: The mission of the post-80s generation was to create the post-08 generation! The third place was,"What's the use of being so handsome?" Her face couldn't be used as a bank card. What was the use of a woman being so beautiful? To put it bluntly, she was just a spirit. Liquid container! Fourth place: University is about learning. Fifth place…
The Top Ten Handsome Men and Top Ten Beauties rankings piqued my interest. Zhan Xing. There was a photo of Zhan Xing behind the name. In the photo, there was a hint of coldness and mockery on Zhan Xing's well-defined face. Second place, Elegant Gentleman Du Feng. In the photo, a luxuriously dressed boy was leaning against a white luxury sports car. Third place…
The first place on the top ten beauties list was Ice Pure Saintess: Lin Wanru. There was actually a photo behind the name. The woman in the photo was dressed in white, and her ice-clear jade face was like a fairy descending to the mortal world. Second place: Blue-faced Demoness, Lan Tianyu. In the photo behind the name, the demoness had a hot figure, a seductive face, and an arrogant smile. I looked at the photo and suddenly became infatuated. [Third place: Fair Lady: Hu Shanshan] In the photo was a beautiful girl with a slightly thin figure and a hint of tenderness and melancholy between her brows. That familiar yet strange face had been hidden in the depths of my heart for many years.
The freshmen had just arrived at the school, and it was estimated that the rankings of handsome men and beautiful women would be changed soon. I believe that Xue 'er and Qing' er will have no problem ranking at the top of the beauty rankings.
Hu Shanshan's reappearance disrupted my calm heart. My heart was in a mess, and all I could think of was the past. Walking on the campus of the University of Technology, I was lonely, my soul was lonely, and I was homeless.
When I stopped again, I looked up and realized that I had arrived in front of the Taekwondo Club on the eastern campus. I was stunned for a moment, then shook my head in a self-deprecating manner and turned to leave.
"Little hooligan, stop right there. Why did you leave without seeing me?”Lan Tianyu's sharp voice came from behind.
"Big sister, is this the hooligan you were talking about? Other than being a little pleasing to the eye, there was nothing special about him.”A female voice sounded behind him.
I suddenly turned around and looked towards the source of the voice. That person was very disdainful of me!
"Yao…Lan…Xiaoyu, I was just strolling around.”They hadn't seen each other for a while, so they felt a little unfamiliar.
Above the Taekwondo Club, in Demoness's room.
"This is the strategist of our Blue Sky Gang, Zhou Xiaoyan.”Demoness introduced me to the girl who looked down on me.
"So it's Lord Military Advisor.”I was being polite, but I didn't even look at Zhou Xiaoyan.
" You..." Zhou Xiaoyan pointed at me in anger and was speechless. As the military counselor of the Blue Sky Gang, she could be said to be below one person and above a hundred people. Those who saw her couldn't wait to curry favor with her. However, the man in front of her did not even look at her.
"Xiaoyan, he's invincible when he talks like a hooligan. The first time we met, he scolded me like a dog!”Lan Tianyu said with a smile.
Just then, I received a text message," Save me from the principal's office."
A short message without any pauses made me nervous. I looked at the name of the message. Beautiful counselor!
I immediately stood up and rushed out of the door. Although I didn't know what happened, I didn't allow myself to think.
"What are you doing? What happened?”Demoness saw me running out in panic and quickly asked.
"Save them!" My figure had already disappeared outside the door.
"Go there to save people?" Demoness shouted.
"Principal's office!" My roar echoed in the corridor.
I lightly jumped down from the second floor and rolled forward to cushion the impact. Then, my body exploded and disappeared outside the Taekwondo Club, leaving behind only cheers!
I ran around the campus like a leopard. As he ran, he shouted,"Get out of the way, get out of the way, all of you!"”
"What a fast speed!" The crowd watched the departing figure with their mouths agape in shock.
"Not good, Xiaoyan, quickly gather the brothers! Bring your weapons!" Demoness realized the seriousness of the problem. The principal was the local emperor here. He had many thugs under him. Those thugs were the school security guards and maintained the school's order. In fact, they were the principal's personal guards. There were hundreds of them, and some of them even had guns! He was not someone to be trifled with.
I rushed to the principal's office and was stopped by two school security guards.
"What are you doing!"
"I have something to discuss with the principal." My heart was burning with anxiety, but I had to calm down. I could tell that the two security guards in front of me weren't that easy to deal with.
"The principal doesn't have time to see you. Get lost! Otherwise, I won't be polite to you!" The security guard's shout attracted a few of his companions, and a few other guys dressed as security guards walked over.
" No, please, don't…" At this moment, the beautiful counselor's pleading voice could be heard from the principal's office.
This voice made the fire in my heart burn outside. I pretended to turn around and leave, then suddenly slammed into the back. The security guard who was hit by me staggered and slammed into the wall behind him with a cry of pain. Another security guard shouted and punched me. I knew that I didn't have much time. A few more security guards rushed over from afar.
So I didn't dodge. I took a punch from the security guard and then a series of flying kicks. I kicked the two security guards to the ground.
I quickly twisted the handle of the principal's office door and found that the door was locked from the inside! So, I took a few steps back and rushed forward.
"Bang!" With a loud sound, I kicked a huge dent in the safety door. The huge rebound force caused my body to bounce back and hit the wall behind me!
I gritted my teeth and ran two steps forward. I raised my right foot in the air.
" Bang! Kacha!" The door was kicked by me, but the momentum was not exhausted. I rushed into the office and rolled on the ground. In front of him was a black muzzle! There was a commotion behind me as a few more guns were pointed at my back.
The beautiful counselor was lying on the huge desk in the office with her hands tied behind her back. Her full chest was exposed, and her soft breasts were trembling with sobs. Her pants were pulled to her feet, revealing her white thighs and white underwear. There were tattered clothes at the foot of the table.
" Luckily, I came in time. If I had come a little later, I would have…" I heaved a sigh of relief. When the beautiful counselor saw me, her already despairing eyes regained their vitality.
The beautiful counselor looked at me with tears falling from her eyes. Her eyes were filled with sorrow. There were obvious finger marks on her beautiful face and a trace of blood at the corner of her mouth. My heart ached so much that I couldn't help but say gently,"Don't be afraid, I'm here."
" It's my fault…" When the beautiful counselor saw that I was being pointed at by a few guns, her tears fell even more.
"Brat, I don't care who you are. You ruined my plan, so I'll make you pay with your life!”The principal roared at me fiercely and pressed the gun in his hand against my forehead.
"No! Let her go, I'll do anything you want!”The beautiful counselor shouted anxiously. She struggled to get up, and her full chest trembled violently.
The principal turned his head to look at the beautiful tutor's large breasts and smiled lewdly."He's your sweetheart, right? I want to f * ck you in front of him! Haha! Just thinking about it makes me excited. After I finish you, I'll let my brothers do you. I guarantee that you'll feel like a fairy. He wanted to die! Haha ~~"
The few security guards behind the principal laughed lewdly. The principal put away his gun and walked towards the beautiful counselor.
" Don't, don't do this. Let her go first…As long as you let her go, I'll do anything. I beg you…" The beautiful counselor cried loudly. She would rather die than be bullied in front of this student she had always liked.
The principal smiled lewdly and grabbed the beautiful counselor's chest. He used so much strength that his five fingertips sank into her softness.
"Beast!" I desperately wanted to rush up.
Bang! A gunshot rang out, and my right leg was shot. The huge impact made me kneel on the ground. The boundless anger made me forget the pain. I gently bit the tip of my tongue, and the salty blood flowed into my throat. I closed my eyes and sucked greedily. A wave of hot blood broke through the ice in my head and I felt dizzy. Immediately after, I felt a violent chemical reaction in my body. The muscles in my body rapidly swelled up as they violently jumped, and my height also increased explosively. My hair instantly turned white. When I opened my eyes, they were blood red and emitted a demonic light! My mood quickly turned cold, leaving only intense grief and hatred in my heart!
I finally went berserk again!
Everyone in the office witnessed my change and fell into deep fear.
"G-Ghost!" "Beat…beat him to death!"
Bang! A few gunshots rang out. The bullets all hit me, but I didn't feel any pain. I smiled evilly and moved quickly. Everyone only felt a blur in front of their eyes before they lost sight of me. Then, a few miserable cries sounded!
When I walked towards the principal with a face full of blood, there were a few corpses behind me. All of them were tragic to look at! The entire office turned into a bloody hell!
"Devil! You are a devil! " Don't come over…" The principal looked at the tall devil. His hair was like snow, his eyes were like blood, his gaze was cold, and his body was covered in blood. He had an evil smile on his face…as if the Grim Reaper had descended!
I reached out and grabbed the principal's neck, lifting him up. The principal was like a small ant, struggling weakly, panting, and screaming. Slowly, his voice became softer and softer, and his struggle became weaker and weaker. His eyes bulged on his flushed face.
This feeling of watching life flow away in my hands made me very excited, and the smile on my lips became even more evil…
"Xu Zun, that's enough. Stop killing people, okay?”I turned my head and saw the counselor's fearful, pleading, and distressed eyes.
I left the unconscious principal behind. The hatred in my heart softened by the counselor's gaze. I picked up a piece of clothing and covered the counselor's naked body. My body was also gradually withdrawing from the berserk state. As the berserk state disappeared, I felt endlessly weak. His body softened and he slowly fell down.
The moment I collapsed, I saw the anxious and terrified face of the demoness Lan Tianyu outside the door…
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