Skyscrapers, cars coming and going, and people walking in a hurry all showed the fast pace of the city. However, there was a discordant figure in the crowd.
Lin Xiao was wearing a fat white T-shirt. On the T-shirt was a picture of Crayon Shinchan shamelessly taking off his underpants and arrogantly shouting," Elephant, elephant!" She was wearing a pair of baggy shorts and a pair of slippers. She narrowed her eyes slightly and scanned the passing crowd in boredom.
When the young men passing by saw Lin Xiao's strange attire, their eyes flashed with a disdainful light. Which cave did this crazy kid come from? He came to the streets to embarrass himself. If it wasn't for the fact that they had been chanting 'Quality, quality!”He would definitely run to Lin Xiao and shout," Student, the streets are very dangerous. You should go back to the cave.
Lin Xiao was not afraid of the disdainful gazes of those young men." Tsk, go your own way. Let others take a taxi." Do you know what this is called? This was called decadence. Women nowadays didn't like handsome men or cool men. They only liked decadence.”
Thinking of this, Lin Xiao glared fiercely at the young men who looked down on him and cursed in his heart,'When there are beauties later, you'll know how charming I am.' A bunch of idiots, just wait to be shocked."
Those youths seemed to understand the meaning in Lin Xiao's eyes and could not help but shiver. They responded to Lin Xiao with their eyes," Which auntie has such poor taste?" Uh, could it be that she was a hibiscus beauty who was loved by everyone and bloomed like a blooming flower?”
"F * ck!" Lin Xiao spat fiercely."Jealousy! This is jealousy from eating fruits (naked)! You don't have your brother's endless decadent beauty, but you actually use your gaze to attack people. Be careful, I'll sue you for slander.”
Lin Xiao was exchanging glances with the young man passing by when he suddenly saw a person walking over from not far away.
Lin Xiao immediately stopped his flirtatious glances and seriously sized up the woman who was slowly walking in his direction. Her skin was as fair as snow, her eyebrows were as beautiful as black, and her figure was slim. She was actually a great beauty, uh, a true great beauty.
Lin Xiao shamelessly glanced at the beauty. Such a beauty was rare. After killing the giant panda, such a beauty would be a national treasure. Why? Speaking of which, Lin Xiao sighed. Nowadays, these beauties were either hugging a middle-aged uncle in the villa and calling him husband sweetly, or hiding in a BMW and kissing a man who looked like a ghost story. Even if you occasionally saw a few beautiful beauties on the street, you would still flinch. Their clothes were full of holes, and their noses, ears, and mouths were full of rings. They were called trendy. Such a beauty might be very charming, but for a typical post-80s generation like Lin Xiao, uh, it was better not to. He was afraid that he would not have the fortune to enjoy it.
One look at a top-grade beauty and one less look. It was a traditional Chinese virtue to be wasteful and shameful. Student Lin Xiao had obviously inherited this virtue, so his pair of thieving eyes swept over the beauty unscrupulously.
The beauty walked closer and closer to Lin Xiao. Could it be that the beauty in front of her was a talent who had finally found me, the thousand-li horse that was waiting for her in the vast sea of people? If a beauty walks up to me later and says in a delicate voice, Sir, can you be my boyfriend? Should I agree? Should he agree? Or should he agree? Sigh, it was really a nerve-wracking problem.
Just as our student Lin Xiao was full of fantasies, uh, thinking about life, the beauty pounced on Lin Xiao with a fragrant wind and shouted,"Darling, I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.”
"Dear, dear?”Lin Xiao was tongue-tied. He widened his eyes in shock. He looked left and right and realized that he was the only one beside him.
Lin Xiao pointed at the beautiful woman and then pointed at his own nose." No, it can't be me, right?!"”
Seeing Lin Xiao's reaction, the beauty looked at him with a reproachful look and said coquettishly,"Isn't he just a few minutes late? How petty of him to pretend not to know her. She was wrong, alright? Can you forgive me this once?"
Listening to the beauty's slight anger, Lin Xiao's expression changed. Although Lin Xiao felt that he was unbelievably handsome, unreasonably handsome, and so handsome that he could topple a country and its people, he did not think that he could reach the point where he could seduce a beauty. Lin Xiao's eyes emitted a sympathetic light as he thought to himself," What a beautiful woman. Unfortunately, she was mentally ill. Like I said, the heavens are fair. They won't create a perfect person. For example, although the beauty in front of him had a picky appearance, there was something wrong with her brain.
Lin Xiao looked at the beautiful woman and shook his head gently, as if he was sighing at the heavens for creating another failed piece of work.
Seeing Lin Xiao's reaction, how could the beautiful woman not know what he was thinking? She raised her eyebrows and her face instantly darkened. Three black lines appeared between her brows. However, the beauty quickly concealed the viciousness on her face and continued to smile like a little girl. However, he cursed in his heart,"Bastard, you actually think so badly of me. If it weren't for the mission, I would definitely let you know why flowers are so red."
The change in the beauty's expression was clearly captured by Lin Xiao. Lin Xiao could not help but feel a chill in his heart.'Could it be that the beauty thinks that I'm handsome and elegant, and wants to have sex with me in public? Although I don't mind discussing life and ideals with such a stunning beauty in the dead of the night. However, if he wanted to put on a passionate show in a public place, well, he could consider it. Even though I am a reserved person."
A strange light appeared on Lin Xiao's face. He sized up the beauty who was getting closer and closer, making her feel uncomfortable.
"His clothes are disheveled, his face is ruffian, his eyes are evil, and his actions are wretched.”The beauty spat in her heart." Watch how I deal with you later."”
Although the beauty was secretly vindictive in her heart, the smile on her face became even warmer. She was afraid that Lin Xiao would do something that she could not tolerate again. She suppressed her anger and ran to Lin Xiao in three steps and gave him a big hug.
Strange, things were too strange!
Lin Xiao's eyes widened, and his entire body tensed up, like a little virgin being violated by a criminal. There was only one thought left in his mind, This world is too crazy. Oh heavens, oh earth, which fairy sister can explain to me why? If you can give me a satisfactory explanation, I'll definitely marry you.”
"Hiss!" Lin Xiao took a deep breath. Not a soft jade in his arms, Lin Xiao inhaled comfortably. Instead, the beautiful woman's small hand happened to be placed on Lin Xiao's waist, coincidentally pinching a piece of Lin Xiao's soft flesh, and coincidentally tearing it apart.
Lin Xiao heard the beautiful woman's low voice." Behave yourself, or you'll be in trouble later."”
Student Lin Xiao was furious, and a large 'Wang' character seemed to appear on his forehead. It was as if he was saying,'If a tiger doesn't show its might, do you think I'm a sick cat?' "Hey, hey! You were the one who violated my pure body when I wasn't prepared. You shameless bastard had my first time today. Why are you telling me to behave now? I'm already being kind by not calling you molested in public. Don't think that you can accuse others just because you're beautiful. I have principles!”
Lin Xiao was awe-inspiring, and he bitterly rebuked the beauty's atrocity, just like a gentleman.
The beautiful woman glared at Lin Xiao fiercely and squeezed out three words from between her teeth. Her cold voice could not help but make the gentleman Lin Xiao shiver," Your hand..."
" My hand?!" Lin Xiao asked back without realizing it at all. As he said that, he rubbed his left hand hard." Tsk tsk, it feels pretty good. It's soft and elastic, and it's very fleshy. It's like touching..."
"Whoosh!" Sweat broke out on Lin Xiao's forehead. He finally knew why the beauty was angry. He finally knew what his left palm was touching. He did not expect that he would finally succeed in cultivating the Milk Catching Dragon Claw that he had practiced for many years.
"Uh, it was purely a mistake, purely a mistake. I swear to the sun!" Lin Xiao said awkwardly.
However, what made people speechless was that it was cloudy today!
The beautiful woman's eyes were filled with killing intent as she glared at Lin Xiao's hand and said,""Then can your hand leave now?!”
"Ah! Leave, leave immediately!" Even though Lin Xiao's old face was thicker than a city wall, his face was slightly red at this moment. He hurriedly moved his hand away, and a trace of melancholy and nostalgia flashed across his face.
" Humph!" The beautiful woman snorted coldly.
Lin Xiao's little heart thumped wildly. He stole a glance at the beauty and found that two sharp horns had appeared on her head, and two sharp teeth were exposed in her mouth. Two wings extended from her back, and she held a yaksha in her hands. She had become a demon that could choose people to eat at any time.
Lin Xiao muttered in his heart,'Namo Amitabha, Namo Amitabha, don't eat me, don't eat me…'
It was better to provoke a villain than a woman! At this moment, Lin Xiao only wanted to stay far away from this woman.
However, the heavens would obviously not grant Lin Xiao's wish. The beautiful woman tightly hugged Lin Xiao, who was struggling slightly in her arms. Her voice was so cold that it seemed to be able to freeze Lin Xiao into ice.”
Lin Xiao raised his head in puzzlement and thought to himself," Hugging and not allowing me to touch, avoiding and not allowing me to do so, big sister, are you playing with me! I'm a normal man, not Yanagi.
Lin Xiao stared at the beautiful woman's chest and used his eyes to vent the dissatisfaction in his heart." A woman can forcefully hug someone?!”
Just as Lin Xiao was about to reprimand the beauty for not having a humane spirit, the beauty's eyes lit up. She pushed Lin Xiao to the side and quickly ran forward.
Lin Xiao was caught off guard and stumbled back a few steps before falling to the ground. He stared at the beautiful woman's back with his mouth agape and only had one thought in his mind: Uh, he was pushed by a beautiful woman!
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