The four great pleasures of life were smoking, drinking tea, lying in bed playing with chicks, and squatting by the roadside to look at Little Ni 'er.
Lin Xiao hummed a tune as he strolled along the streets, occasionally shaking his head and nodding his head." This pretty girl's legs are very sexy, but her butt is too small. Well, this girl's butt was very beautiful, but her chest was only 32A. Ha, this slender and beautiful woman with a back view that could cause people to commit crimes, should I go and hit on her?”
Student Lin Xiao's heart was at war with himself. He said to the beauty,""Beauty, did you drop this brick?”He still said to the beauty,"Haha, beauty, you look like my next girlfriend." They're all on the street. What fate!" At that moment, the beautiful woman with a seductive figure turned her head and smiled sweetly at Lin Xiao.
"Ugh!" Lin Xiao almost vomited the food he ate the day before yesterday." It's too f * cking disgusting. This is simply the current version of Sister Hua. Clearly, the older brother went to Thailand for a sex change operation and found a quack doctor. The operation was not completely successful. Look, you haven't even shaved your beard!”
Lin Xiao's little heart was pounding as if it was about to break out of his body." F * ck, the way this transvestite looks at me is so lewd, huh?! You're drooling."
At this moment, Lin Xiao was afraid. He really wanted to say," Looking at the back makes me feel like committing a crime, but looking at the front makes me feel like I'm enjoying myself."”This bro shook hands with him. We're in the same boat.
Lin Xiao did not dare to stay for long. He hurriedly wanted to avoid the lascivious gaze of the transvestite brother. At the same time, he secretly made a decision in his heart. From now on, he would never look at the back of a beautiful woman on the streets.
Just as Lin Xiao was fleeing frantically with his tail between his legs, a delicate voice sounded behind him." Teacher Lin, is that you?”
F * ck, did that transvestite catch up?!
The hair on Lin Xiao's back stood up, but he thought about it again." Hm? That's not right. How did the transvestite know that my surname was Lin and that I was engaged in a great and noble profession-teaching! Could it be that the transvestite had already started to notice me? Could it be that he had long wanted to plot against the weak me?! However, why did this transvestite's voice sound so familiar? She seemed to have heard it somewhere before.”
Lin Xiao turned around and looked warily at the " ladyboy " who had stopped him. F * ck, if he dares to mess around on the street, I'll shout molestation!
When Lin Xiao saw the appearance of the person, he could not help but heave a sigh of relief. The person who came was not a transvestite, but a great beauty. She had willow-shaped eyebrows, small cherry-like lips, a petite figure, and a head of straight hair. Her eyes were filled with purity, and she had a faint scholarly aura.
When the gentle beauty saw Lin Xiao turn his head and see his face clearly, she could not help but say happily,"Ah, what a coincidence! It really is Teacher Lin Xiao."
"Ah!" Lin Xiao covered his eyes.
"What's wrong?" Han Jing suddenly saw Lin Xiao's actions and could not help but ask with concern.
"Why is it so dazzling? It turns out that Han Jing is so radiant that she dazzled my eyes.”Lin Xiao put down his hand and looked at Han Jing seriously.
When Han Jing heard this, her face turned red and she said shyly,""Teacher Lin, you're still so funny. I'm not as pretty as you say!”
Lin Xiao came to Beihai from his home. With his PhD in Chinese from the University of Oxford, he easily got a teaching position at Yinghua High School, an elite school in Beihai. He also became the language teacher of Class 3 of the second year of high school. Han Jing was the English teacher of Class 3 of the second year of high school. Han Jing and Lin Xiao were both teachers of the same class. In addition, the two of them were of similar age, so they quickly got to know each other. Han Jing was as gentle and quiet as her name suggested, while Lin Xiao was a person who could not sit still. If he did not move for a minute, it would be as if fleas had grown on his buttocks. The two of them were quiet and moving, but it did not prevent them from becoming good friends.
Teacher Lin Xiao teased Han Jing until her cheeks turned red and she was in a good mood. However, she did not continue to joke. Han Jing was shy by nature and was not as thick-skinned as Eldest Miss Liu. She should stop joking. "Hehe, of course Teacher Han Jing is beautiful. Oh right, are you here to shop?" Lin Xiao changed the topic.
"It's the National Day holiday. I have nothing to do at home anyway, so I came out for a walk." Han Jing nodded. Teacher Lin, you ran so quickly just now. Is there something urgent? Eh? Why is your forehead injured? It's a big bruise!”Han Jing's eyes were filled with concern.
Lin Xiao smiled awkwardly. He naturally couldn't say that he was in a hurry because he was scared by a transvestite. The injury on his forehead was caused by close contact with Miss Liu.
Lin Xiao rolled his eyes and said with a pale expression,"It's because someone chased after me and hit me!"
Han Jing was inexperienced and simple-minded, so she naturally could not see that Lin Xiao was being funny. She hurriedly asked,"Someone is chasing you? Why?"
Lin Xiao sighed softly and helplessly spread his hands."This matter is actually my fault, but I didn't do it on purpose.”
Hearing Lin Xiao's words, Han Jing's curiosity was piqued even more. She opened her big, clear eyes and could not help but ask,"What happened to Teacher Lin?”
Lin Xiao sized up Han Jing as if he was considering whether she could be trusted. He said seriously,""Originally, I wouldn't have said anything about this embarrassing matter even if I was beaten to death. Since Teacher Han Jing wants to know, I don't want to tell you. Promise to keep my secret, or I won't live.”
"Alright." Everyone was curious, and Han Jing was no exception. She nodded like a chicken eating rice.
Lin Xiao looked around and whispered,""This is what happened. Just now, I was walking on the road when a young girl suddenly ran over and asked me,'Are you handsome?'，You know that I'm a reserved person, so I told her that I'm not handsome!'Who knew that she would actually kick me and scold me fiercely,'Bah, hypocrite!'! After a while, another beautiful girl came and asked me,'Are you handsome?'，This time, I learned my lesson from last time and firmly nodded.'，In the end, she pushed me and scolded me fiercely,'Bah, you're not modest!'! As soon as she left, another young woman walked over and asked me,'Are you handsome?'，This time, I'm scared. Is he handsome or not? It was difficult! Just as I was thinking, she hit me hard on the forehead and said,'Pah, you can be so arrogant just because you're handsome!'You also know that other than being too handsome, I'm a perfect person. Unfortunately, the heavens gave me such a face that could bring disaster to a country and its people. I've tried my best to hide this flaw, but it's always discovered by others.”
Before Lin Xiao could finish his sentence, Han Jing held back her laughter, and her face turned red." So, Teacher Lin's forehead was hit by that young woman!”
Lin Xiao nodded seriously and said,"It's her!" That's why I ran so fast."
" Haha..." Han Jing finally could not hold it in any longer and laughed unladylike. She stopped laughing after a long time and teased Lin Xiao,""Teacher Lin, do you want to see a doctor?!”Han Jing really liked the feeling of being with Lin Xiao. It was not that she had fallen in love with Lin Xiao, but that she felt very happy and relaxed when she was with him. She had been an obedient girl since she was young. It would be a lie to say that she did not feel depressed deep down. Coincidentally, Lin Xiao was a humorous fellow, so she could occasionally reveal her true nature when she spoke to him.
Lin Xiao pursed his lips in disdain." It's useless to go to the hospital. I've already memorized the doctor's prescription. It's always the same word!"”
"Ah? Which word is it?" Han Jing's big eyes narrowed into a line.
"Every time the doctor looked at me for a long time, he would always shake his head and sigh. He would write a big handsome word on the prescription. And he even told me helplessly that 'your handsomeness is incurable!'”Lin Xiao shook his head and had a helpless expression.
"Puchi!" Han Jing had just stopped laughing when she saw Lin Xiao's antics. She laughed again. Han Jing panted and wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes."I'm dying of laughter. Teacher Lin, stop making me laugh. I'm afraid I won't have the strength to walk later.”
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