Grape wine, sparkling candlelight, and the gentle words of a beauty were originally a very warm thing. However, all of this seemed very abnormal when it came to Miss Liu. Lin Xiao felt that it was strange, quite strange.
Lin Xiao was no longer in the mood to eat. He put down his chopsticks and carefully looked at Liu Mengdie, whispering,""Mengdie, can I ask you something?”
Eldest Miss Liu had a gentle smile on her face as she said softly,""Do you need any help?"
"Ugh!" Liu Mengdie could actually speak so gently? Lin Xiao pinched himself hard to make sure that he was not hallucinating." Dream Butterfly, did you take the wrong medicine?! You were supposed to be an unruly, willful, ungrateful, ruthless, thick-skinned, and shameless demon with a three-foot-long yaksha, bat wings on your back, sharp horns on your head, and two canine teeth on your mouth. How can you be so gentle? How could you…"
Lin Xiao suddenly stopped talking. F * ck, this was a big joke. He had only wanted to ask why Miss Liu was so gentle, but he did not expect her to say everything that was on her mind. Liu Mengdie heard the objective evaluation of her, it would be strange if she didn't go berserk.
Liu Mengdie's body trembled. Of course, she was not excited, but angry at Lin Xiao. Three black lines appeared on Eldest Young Miss Liu's face. Her eyebrows were raised again and again. It was as if there was a raging fire burning behind her. The killing intent in her eyes made Lin Xiao shrink his neck involuntarily.
Lin Xiao stole a glance at Miss Liu and then looked at the dishes on the table. He seriously thought about whether Miss Liu would slap the Yuxiang Shredded Pork on his face or put the sweet and sour carp on his head. Lin Xiao prepared to flee.
However, the things that she had imagined did not happen. Miss Liu's face was like the weather in June. Soon, the heavy rain turned to moderate rain, the moderate rain turned to light rain, the light rain turned to cloudy, the cloudy day turned cloudy, and the cloudy day turned sunny. A gentle smile appeared on Liu Mengdie's face again," Isn't it good for me to treat you like this?"”Liu Mengdie pouted.
"If it was anyone else, I would find it cute. If it was you, I would also find it cute.”Lin Xiao said seriously.
Eldest Miss Liu's face lit up, and she was a little proud of herself."It's good that she's cute. Looks like today's plan will succeed.”
However, Lin Xiao was born to strike a blow at others. He immediately added two words," I only feel fear. His smile was so disgusting and fake. It was obvious that he had ulterior motives.”
"Lin Xiao!" Liu Mengdie couldn't pretend anymore and roared. 'This is too hateful. Don't insult me like this. It's not easy for me to act cute, but I'm actually being teased for being unprofessional. Don't you know that I've already put in a lot of effort?' If there was an Academy Award, I would at least be nominated. (Uh, do the Oscars have an Academy Award?!）
Not only did Eldest Young Miss Liu's angry roar not scare Lin Xiao, but it also made Lin Xiao heave a sigh of relief. He said happily,""Is this more like you?"
Eldest Young Miss Liu gritted her teeth so hard that they made cracking sounds. She wished she could swallow Lin Xiao alive. Why are you so happy when I'm angry?
Lin Xiao's body trembled, and his heart thumped a few times. This time, he realized that the situation was not good, so he made a chest protection gesture and said,"What do you want? Are you going to be a hooligan? I'm not a casual person."
Bah!
Lady Liu really wanted to walk up to Lin Xiao and spit on his face. You're not a casual person? You're not human when you're casual! The male cockroach was afraid that you would flirt with his wife, so he hurriedly moved with the female cockroach, leaving no maternal animals in the house. He was simply a gangster.
Lin Xiao had been secretly looking at Liu Mengdie. He saw that her expression was uncertain and she had the potential to change her face. "What could make Mengdie endure it so much that she had to endure it again?”Lin Xiao's mind was spinning rapidly." Today is October 2nd, the beginning of this month. At noon, she seemed to have asked me to reimburse her for her beauty fees. Ah, I know why she was so attentive.”
Lin Xiao knew the reason why Liu Mengdie was trying to please him. His courage instantly increased by a large margin. It was as if he had eaten an invincible medicine bottle. There was nothing to be afraid of this little monster, Miss Liu. Since he knew the reason, Lin Xiao decided to play with Miss Liu. It was interesting to see Liu Mengdie's anger.
"If you want to mess around with me in the living room, I will resist. I will shout molestation!”Lin Xiao's voice was delicate and delicate.
Eldest Miss Liu's expression changed. She was furious. She had seen shameless people, but she had never seen such shameless people. However, when he thought about how he had a favor to ask of Lin Xiao, he could not help but force a smile and say,""How could that be? Don't worry, I won't hurt you."
Lin Xiao blinked his eyes and said timidly,""Can I trust you?"
"Sure!" Liu Mengdie gritted her teeth.
"Then why are you so good to me? Oh, I understand. You must have an ulterior motive. Do you want my pure body but are afraid that I will resist? So you put knockout powder on this chicken wing. After I eat it, you can do whatever you want to me. The rice has been cooked. I want to cry but have no tears. From now on, I have become your plaything. "You're really too evil..." Lin Xiao fully used his imagination and deduced the sinister intentions of Eldest Miss Liu step by step.
No matter how good-tempered Eldest Miss Liu was, she could not stand Lin Xiao's teasing. Moreover, Eldest Miss Liu's temper was quite bad.
"Lin Xiao, don't go too far!" Liu Mengdie said with a cold face.
Lin Xiao couldn't help but shiver. What a heavy killing intent. Unfortunately, Lin Xiao was not an ordinary person. He leaned back on the chair and crossed his legs. He looked like a master and said calmly,"Do you have something to ask of me?"
"Hmm?" Liu Mengdie couldn't be bothered to act cool at this moment and looked at Lin Xiao in confusion.
"Is it because your beauty card has expired and you don't have the money to pay this month's fees? Do you want to get financial assistance from me?”Lin Xiao said as he looked at Miss Liu playfully.
"What? How did you know?" Eldest Miss Liu's eyes were wide open, filled with confusion.
Lin Xiao smiled proudly,"Do you think I don't know you?" When I opened my Dharma Eye, I knew what kind of monster you were.”
" Monster?!" The veins on Eldest Miss Liu's forehead popped a few times. She suppressed her anger again and again, and finally stopped punching Lin Xiao's old face.
"I can give you the money, but I have one condition.”Lin Xiao did not dare to continue challenging Eldest Miss Liu's patience. If this demoness exploded, he would die a miserable death.
Liu Mengdie naturally knew Lin Xiao's character. It was not easy to get this opportunity, so it would be strange if he did not ask for an exorbitant price. A bitter smile appeared on Eldest Miss Liu's face." Alright, I'll agree to any condition.”However, he did not think much of it in his heart and thought proudly, So what if I agree? I have a bad memory. What can you do to me if I pretend to be stupid?!
Lin Xiao had been observing Lady Liu. Seeing that Liu Mengdie agreed readily, but there was a little fox smile at the corner of her mouth, how could he not guess what Liu Mengdie was thinking? Lin Xiao rolled his eyes at Liu Mengdie and said," Wait for me for a moment!”She ran to the bedroom excitedly.
The sound of a printer clicking came from the bedroom. Liu Mengdie frowned," What is this Lin Xiao doing?”
After a while, Lin Xiao ran back with two pieces of white paper in his hands like a small whirlwind. The smile on Lin Xiao's face made Liu Mengdie feel that it was very wretched. Liu Mengdie had a premonition that the paper in Lin Xiao's hand must be a conspiracy against her.
"Here! This is my condition." Lin Xiao handed a piece of white paper to Liu Mengdie.
"What is this?" Liu Mengdie stared at Lin Xiao's face with a wary expression.
"It's a simple contract.”Lin Xiao said in a relaxed manner.
Eldest Miss Liu unfolded the white paper in her hand and saw a line of print on it.
The contract.
This contract is signed by Party A Lin Xiao and Party B Liu Mengdie in a fair and just manner. The contract was as follows:
First, from the day the contract is established, Party B shall give Party A a warm smile like spring when he sees Party A. He is not allowed to shout, shout, or use violent means to make Party A yield. (Special note: A smile like spring should be a smile that does not reveal teeth, and the eyes are full of affection. If the smile is widened by one point, it will be indecent, and if the smile is narrowed by one point, it will be fake.)）
Second, Party B should do his best to take care of Party A's diet and daily life, serve tea and water, and ask about their well-being. He should wake up in the morning to greet them and go to bed at night to say goodbye. He should take care of Party A more diligently than taking care of himself.
Third, learn how to do housework and cook seriously. Within a week, he had to personally make two meat and two vegetable dishes and four side dishes. In addition, he had to make century egg and lean meat porridge.
Fourth, everything that Party A said was right.
Fifth, if Party A really said or did something wrong, please refer to the fourth clause.
Sixth, during the contract period, Party B must address Party A as Master.
Seventh, the contract period is one week.
Eighth, the final right to modify, add, and delete the above agreements belongs to Party A, and Party B shall not have any objections.
The effective date of the contract is * Year * Month * Day.
Party A's signature, Party B's signature
Eldest Miss Liu looked at the contract in her hand. Her hands trembled and she gritted her teeth. She clenched the white paper tightly. After a while, she raised her head and gritted her teeth."Do you need to add a clause that says that Party B has the obligation to bathe Party A?”
"Hmm?" Lin Xiao's eyes lit up. He didn't hear the sarcasm in Liu Mengdie's words." This idea is not bad. No, I have to print a new copy."”
Lin Xiao stood up excitedly and prepared to leave.
"Come back!" Liu Mengdie slammed her palm on the table.
"Bang!" The dishes on the table shook.
Lin Xiao stopped and raised his head. He looked at Liu Mengdie innocently and said aggrievedly,""Didn't you ask me to add this? I'm obeying your orders. Why are you coming back now?”
Liu Mengdie hated him so much. If you listened to everything I said, why didn't you just pay me the beauty fee? "Act, continue acting!"
Eldest Miss Liu was slightly angry. Lin Xiao was very happy to see this. He no longer continued to tease Liu Mengdie. He sat down on the chair and took a toothpick from somewhere. He hung it in his mouth and said shamelessly,"What do you want?"
Liu Mengdie held the contract and wanted to throw it at Lin Xiao," This is your so-called contract?”
Lin Xiao shrugged and said in a relaxed manner,""I think it's very fair and just!”
"Fair? Justice?" Liu Mengdie really wanted to walk in front of Lin Xiao and tear his face off, telling him that lying would make him grow a nose. Lady Liu snorted heavily," This is simply selling myself!”
"Are you going to sign it or not?" Lin Xiao tapped his leg smugly and tapped the dining table lightly with one finger.
"No!" Liu Mengdie said firmly.
Lin Xiao was not disappointed at all and said,""Forget it." Then, as if he was talking to himself, he said,"If a woman doesn't look pretty, she'll age very easily. If she doesn't lighten her skin, her cheeks will easily turn black and wrinkled. If you don't take care of your skin, your skin will get pimples. If you don't take care of your hair, your hair will easily crack and split. How painful is it to not take care of your skin for a month?”
Although Lin Xiao's voice was soft, Liu Mengdie could hear him. With every sentence Lin Xiao said, Liu Mengdie's expression turned uglier. Liu Mengdie seemed to see herself turning from a beautiful girl into an ugly auntie. Eldest Miss Liu couldn't help but shiver. It was too scary.
Eldest Miss Liu bit her rosy lips and spat out two words with difficulty." I'll sign it!
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