Lin Xiao wanted to cry but had no tears. Could it be that he couldn't get rid of the word 'uncle'? Sob, sob. Forget it, I won't lower myself to the same level as this little girl. Actually, there was nothing bad about being an uncle. At least it proved that he was very mature. Lin Xiao comforted himself in his heart.
Lin Xiao did not want to argue with the young girl on this issue, so he changed the topic and said,""I see you keep looking outside. Are you waiting for someone important?”
Lin Xiao's two jokes had brought him and the girl closer together, and the girl was no longer as unfamiliar as before. Hearing Lin Xiao's words, the young girl smiled and nodded her head vigorously.
Lin Xiao was confused. There was no need to be so smug when waiting for someone, right?!
The young girl looked left and right, her big eyes rolling around. She approached Lin Xiao mysteriously and whispered,""I'll tell you a secret, but don't tell anyone.”
" Secret?!" Lin Xiao's eyes lit up. He patted his chest and hurriedly promised," Don't worry, I'm the best at keeping secrets. Secrets are like a pervert meeting a beautiful woman. I can't bear to leave."”
" Hehe..." The girl laughed proudly and whispered," Actually, I'm waiting for a girlfriend I've never met before, but she always thought I was a man. I'm prepared to give her a big scare when I meet her.”
The girl was about to complete a prank, and she urgently needed to find someone to share her joy with.
Lin Xiao's eyes lit up when he heard the young girl's words. It seemed that this young girl was also a cunning little fox. She could compete with the wise and wise Lin.
Lin Xiao took a few steps towards the young girl and got closer. He chuckled and said," Actually, I'm also waiting for another pervert. It's just that he thinks I'm a peerless beauty, so I'm prepared to teach that pervert a lesson. Let him know that there is still righteousness in the world and return the pure sky of the North Sea..."
The young girl stared at Lin Xiao. Even though Lin Xiao's face was thicker than the city wall, he was too embarrassed to continue his long speech at this moment.
Lin Xiao swallowed a mouthful, and a layer of redness appeared on his cheeks, like a young girl in love. He secretly glanced at the young girl and said in a low voice,"I know that my handsome appearance, tall image, benevolent character, and generous personality have deeply attracted your restless heart. You are already deeply infatuated with me, but if you look at me like this, I will feel embarrassed. I'm a reserved person."
" Urgh!" The girl was both angry and amused." Please, underage uncle, can you not be so narcissistic?" Even if you're infatuated, it should be you who's infatuated with a young and beautiful girl like me and placed yourself under this little beauty's skirt. Moreover, are you really here to scare people? How can it be such a coincidence?"
The young girl laughed evilly and said,"Uncle, don't tell me that you've thought that this little beauty is beautiful and invincible, and that everyone loves her, so you have dirty thoughts and want to use this matter to get close to me?”
Lin Xiao was a little angry and looked at the young girl angrily." I've lied countless times in my life, but today, I told the truth. I didn't expect you to not believe me. This severely affected my enthusiasm to tell the truth. From then on, a good young man who had returned to the righteous path once again fell into the demonic path, and many more girls were deceived and taken away. And you are the executioner who killed my enthusiasm. Mountains crumbled and the earth cracked. Lightning flashed and thunder rumbled. The human world was filled with darkness because of you. Mars crashed into Earth because of you.”
After hearing Lin Xiao's impassioned words, the young girl's face did not have the slightest bit of anger. On the contrary, she smiled as she watched Lin Xiao's performance. In the end, the girl stretched out her small hand and patted her small mouth. She yawned and said,"Uncle, continue your performance. You are much more interesting than Zhou Libo and Guo Degang. They had to buy tickets to watch their performances, but it was completely free to watch your performances.”
"Chi!" Lin Xiao was like a deflated balloon. His originally excited aura disappeared without a trace. Don't be such a bully. I'm trying my best to teach you the principles of life, but you treat me like a busker.
The young girl was so proud. Since young, this little beauty had always been the embodiment of a demoness. Who didn't avoid this little beauty and give her some respect?
The young girl saw that Lin Xiao's interest was waning and knew that she had dealt a heavy blow to Lin Xiao just now. Now that the person she was waiting for had not arrived, it would be boring to stay in the hotel alone. If Lin Xiao patted his butt and left, it would be terrible. The young girl did not want to lose Lin Xiao as a toy. Yes, a toy.
"Alright, I'll take it that I believe you. Then tell me, how did you two meet?”The young girl said.
"What do you mean by believing me?" Lin Xiao muttered softly.
Lin Xiao no longer had any intention of teasing the girl. Teasing this girl? Is he kidding me? Lin Xiao was doing an arithmetic problem in his heart. He was thinking about how many times Liu Mengdie multiplied by the evil of a young girl. This girl was too devilish! Her gaze always made me feel uneasy.
Lin Xiao replied listlessly,"Demigods 2!"”
"Ah!" The girl's narrowed eyes instantly widened as she exclaimed," You're also playing Demigods and Semi-Devils 2? Me too!"
"Why are you shouting so loudly!" Lin Xiao rubbed his ears and said unhappily. However, Lin Xiao's eyes widened in shock. At the same time, the young girl's eyes widened as well. The two of them stared at each other in disbelief.
They were both playing Demigods 2, and their dates were all at the Demigods Hotel. One was mistaken by a woman as a man, and the other was mistaken by a man as a woman. Was there really such a coincidence in this world?
What's your name?" The two of them said almost at the same time. (The two already knew each other's real name.)
"You're a woman, you go first. Ladies first.”Lin Xiao said.
"Good!" The young girl answered straightforwardly," I'll let you speak first!”
"Ugh!" Lin Xiao did not want to dwell on this issue and simply spat out two words," Lin Xiao!”
"Ah!" The girl exclaimed again and pointed at Lin Xiao." Are you really the big sister called Pure and Superior in Dragon 2?!”
Lin Xiao almost fainted. This world was too crazy. Now, he was 100% sure that the girl in front of him was Murong Jueshi. The pervert had turned into a little beauty. He had wanted to teach the pervert a lesson, but who would have thought that it would give him a surprise? The Heavenly Dao was impermanent, the Heavenly Dao was impermanent!
"You are Murong Xiao!" Lin Xiao asked.
The girl nodded and then shook her head.
This action confused Lin Xiao. What did he mean? He was nodding and shaking his head. Could it be that there were fleas on his neck?
" My name is indeed Murong Xiao," the young girl said in embarrassment." It's just that I'm missing a word. My real name is Murong Xiaoxiao!"”
"Ugh!" In fact, Lin Xiao and Murong Xiaoxiao treated each other as the same sex mainly because of their names. Many people were used to directional thinking, treating people with similar names as the same sex. (Uh, please don't argue, at least I think so.)）
The two of them had known each other for a long time in the game. Now that they met in real life and knew each other's identity, coupled with the fun they had just had, the two of them no longer had that unfamiliar barrier.
"So, the person you wanted to scare just now was me?!”Lin Xiao rubbed his palms together and stared at Murong Xiaoxiao with an evil smile.
Murong Xiaoxiao pouted and said unhappily,""Didn't you want to tease me too? I'll call it even."
The little girl looked cute, and Lin Xiao did not think of punishing her. He was just joking with her. Seeing that the little girl was giving him a way out, he casually said,"Even is even."
However, Lin Xiao soon realized that the little girl was looking at him strangely, and there was a very uncomfortable feeling on her body. "Hey, why are you staring at me like that? Let me tell you, although I'm single, the women who pursue me can fill the Caribbean Sea. Even though we know each other, there are rules to follow when pursuing me. I'm sorry, please go and line up.”
Murong Xiaoxiao ignored Lin Xiao's nonsense and said very seriously,""I remember you once said that you were a transvestite. Are you really a transvestite?”
" Transvestite?!" Lin Xiao's face was filled with black lines.'I'm wise, heroic, and masculine. No matter how I look at it, I don't look like someone who has gone to Thailand for surgery.' Was this considered shooting himself in the foot? Who asked him to scare Murong Jueshi that he was a transvestite?
Lin Xiao forced a smile." Of course I'm not a transvestite. I'm a real man!”
Murong Xiaoxiao shook her head and said innocently,""Mom said that there are all kinds of fakes these days. Fake cigarettes, fake wine, and fake yuan are everywhere. You're clearly a transvestite, but it's not impossible for you to pretend to be a normal person to cheat people. Unless you have evidence to prove that you are a man!”
Lin Xiao was so angry. He shouldn't be so suspicious. Lin Xiao gritted his teeth and glared fiercely at Murong Xiaoxiao.""You want evidence, right? Alright, in order to prove that I'm a man, I'll take it out for you to see.”
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