Liu Mengdie's eyebrows twitched and her mouth twitched. Her eyes were fixed on the computer screen and she was furious. Just now, he was boasting in front of Lin Xiao and was extremely proud of himself. In the end, the person who downloaded it was actually Avandi. Lin Xiao had always taken pleasure in making fun of him. Today, he had made such a big fool of himself. Wouldn't he die laughing?
Lin Xiao tiptoed a few steps back, ensuring that he was at a safe distance from Miss Liu before he let out a sigh of relief. Phew, Lin Xiao felt that if the person who provided the " gun avatar " was in front of Miss Liu, Miss Liu would definitely kick him to Mars without mercy.
Eldest Miss Liu's face was as dark as water, and she gritted her teeth. Lin Xiao did not dare to breathe too loudly, afraid that Liu Mengdie would vent her anger on him. Therefore, Lin Xiao decided to tuck his tail between his legs and behave himself. For the time being, he would not mock or provoke Liu Mengdie. Uh, of course, when Liu Mengdie's mood was good, Lin Xiao did not mind ruthlessly mocking her.
Unfortunately, Lin Xiao had forgotten a famous saying-women were all unreasonable animals. If you don't provoke her, she might not let you off!
Liu Mengdie glanced at Lin Xiao, who was sitting on the sofa. Seeing his serious face and unwavering gaze, the anger in her heart rose even higher," Lin Xiao, are you very proud now? Are you laughing in your heart? Laugh at me for being stupid, laugh at me for being deceived, laugh at me for boasting in front of you just now!”
Lin Xiao's heart trembled. He really wanted to say," Oh my god, are you a fairy sister? How did you know what I was thinking?
Of course, Lin Xiao only dared to think about it. If he really said it, Liu Mengdie would definitely turn into a demon and destroy him, an angel who had fallen into the human world. Eldest Miss Liu was in a bad mood, so Lin Xiao did not dare to challenge her patience.
" How is this possible?!" Lin Xiao stood up and looked into Liu Mengdie's eyes seriously," We grew up together. Although we separated for a few years after we turned eighteen, my feelings for you have never changed. When I'm with you, I feel happy; When I inadvertently look at you, I feel an electric shock; When I couldn't see you, I understood what it meant to miss you. When you encounter difficulties, I will help you regardless of my own safety. Your pair of deep eyes looked through the world of mortals, crossed the long river of history, and branded it in my heart. In my heart, you're a goddess who needs to be carefully protected. Your emotions..."
"Stop!" Liu Mengdie really couldn't listen to it anymore. If these words were said to Liu Mengdie by someone else, perhaps she would be very touched, but these words came from Lin Xiao's mouth. Liu Mengdie, uh, was still a little touched," Don't be so petty with me. Where did you copy these words from?"”
"Copied?" Lin Xiao's eyes widened." Please don't insult my great personality. I'm just saying these words out of emotion. Not only are you not touched by my deep feelings for you, but you even suspect that I copied you. It really makes me too sad. Please don't hold my hand and let me die in the North Sea. I'll become a ghost and watch you sleep every day. I'll be by your side silently.”
Although Lin Xiao spoke with deep affection on the surface, he was already overjoyed in his heart. He added maliciously in his heart, I'll be watching you take a shower. In history, wasn't there a person named Kuang Heng who was famous for peeping through walls? Hehe, I'll learn from the ancients too, but not peeping, but openly peeping.
Liu Mengdie was disgusted by Lin Xiao and had goosebumps all over her body. Although she had fought with Lin Xiao for many years, she had won less and lost more.”Liu Mengdie snorted and revealed a devilish smile on her face," Since you like me so much, I'll make do with it. I'll go back to Nanjing with you and get married."”
Uh, Lin Xiao obediently shut his mouth and lowered his head gloomily. Lin Xiao was not afraid of anything, but he was afraid that the two old men in his family would force him to marry.
Liu Mengdie was a little proud. Her big eyes rolled around and flashed a sly light," However, since you're so good to me, I'll give you a chance to show off."”
" What chance?!" Lin Xiao looked at Liu Mengdie vigilantly, a bad feeling suddenly rising in his heart.
Eldest Miss Liu sized Lin Xiao up and said with a smile,""Although you're not handsome, have no taste in clothes, and have a wretched gaze, you still have a good point that deserves praise.”
"Oh? What merits?" Lin Xiao asked. Eldest Miss Liu had always been bossing Lin Xiao around, and Lin Xiao was not afraid of her attacks. However, today, the topic changed and she actually praised him, which immediately aroused Lin Xiao's curiosity.
Liu Mengdie touched her chin and smiled even more innocently," For example, your words are very mean. Sometimes, I want to throw you into the toilet. However, it has now become your advantage.”
Is this a compliment? Lin Xiao muttered in his heart.
Liu Mengdie continued," Who knows how many people have been deceived by that bastard who provided the Avatar download. Now, use your stinky mouth to ruthlessly scold him and let me vent my anger."”
"This isn't very good." Lin Xiao said awkwardly," You know that I'm a teacher of the people, a spiritual mentor of mankind. You know that students are deeply influenced by teachers. If I let the students know about my scolding, they will learn. Wouldn't that be misleading the students? Besides, I'm a shy and civilized person. I don't know how to curse. Why don't you teach me…"
Lin Xiao said a few sentences, looking like a civilized person, but he laughed proudly in his heart," Hmph hmph, who asked you to insult me so much just now? If you want me to help you vent your anger, I'll give you two big words-no way.
Liu Mengdie looked at Lin Xiao pretending to be pure and angry," Fine, since you are not willing to help me, then I will immediately book a ticket back to Nanjing."”
Liu Mengdie's words made Lin Xiao's little pride disappear, and it hit his soft spot. He quickly pulled on Miss Liu's hand and said,"Don't, I'll help you, okay? If there's anything to discuss, don't be so impulsive! Did I say I wouldn't help you? No matter how difficult or dangerous it is, as long as you say it, I will do my best to do it. If the dream butterfly saw lightning, I would use a kitchen knife to cut the wires. Wasn't it just scolding that kid? Watch me!"
Seeing Lin Xiao yield, Liu Mengdie's face revealed a smile again," Why didn't you be so obedient earlier? You always let this beauty threaten you."”
Lin Xiao's heart was filled with grief. How can you bully me like this? I'll tolerate it!
Lin Xiao vented all the grief in his heart on the computer, his hands tapping on the keyboard.
"As I grew older, I realized that my ability to summarize became stronger and stronger. For example, when I saw you, I could only say indifferently and concisely,'Eh, you idiot!'。I downloaded Avatar, and you sent me Avandi, but you didn't even leave me your number to contact me. I could only leave a message to scold you, and there wasn't even any interaction. Of course, I'm a civilized person, so I won't scold people casually, but I have to scold someone like you. You're a life form that can't fully evolve, an alien with genetic mutation, a high school student with kindergarten level, a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease, an abandoned baby of the Yeti of Mount Everst, a murderer who clogged the manure tank, a hippopotamus that was crushed by Noah's Ark, the exit of a new volcanic eruption, a shameless megaphone, the shame of the Eskimo, and a superorganism that lives with cockroaches. A half-plant with rotten vitality, a garbage man who would give off a stench, the source of a despised term, a dinosaur that degenerated three times a day, the strongest trash in human history, an old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, a brainless creature that could think. The scourge that ruined the reputation of our fellow Asians, the descendants who humiliated their grandparents and grandchildren; A corrosive organism that had been around for thousands of years, a primitive species that even scientists did not dare to study. Sedimentation materials with ten times the concentration of oil, a disfigured Ronald McDonald; People like you can only play the role of Zhu Bajie's second uncle. Even Ruhua doesn't want to be the girlfriend of someone like you. If you wanted to commit suicide, there would only be people who advised you not to leave a corpse behind to avoid polluting the environment. The keyboard you touched could not even survive an ameba, and the saliva you spat out was more deadly than SARA. If you pretended to be cute, you could instantly solve the problem of population expansion. If you pretended to be cool, humans could only reproduce asexually. An idiot could be your teacher, and a retard could teach you how to speak. As long as you looked up, there would be a hole in the oxygen layer. Humans explored space to get away from your disgust. All the places of interest you have been to have become historical sites, and all the historical sites you have been to have become history. You'd better go to the zoo and see if there's a suitable job for you. Wandering on the streets all day is easy to get shot by the police.”
Liu Mengdie was watching Lin Xiao's scolding from the side, and her expression changed. This Lin Xiao's scolding was really vicious!
Seeing that Lin Xiao had vented his anger, Liu Mengdie was in a good mood. She pulled Lin Xiao to the dining table and kept putting food into Lin Xiao's bowl, causing Lin Xiao to be frightened and overwhelmed.
After a meal, Lin Xiao lay comfortably on the sofa while Liu Mengdie cleaned up the table.
After cleaning up, Liu Mengdie came to Lin Xiao's side and sat down. She pursed her lips and said,"I'm always bored at home. I've decided to look for a job.”
As she spoke, Liu Mengdie waved her small fist, as if to encourage herself.
"Oh." Lin Xiao replied casually, but soon, his eyes widened in shock." What? Are you looking for a job?"
Liu Mengdie rolled her eyes at Lin Xiao and said," What's so strange about this? Don't you believe in my ability?"”
"No, I haven't." Lin Xiao hurriedly waved his hand and said, but in his heart, he added two words. "Then what kind of work are you going to do?”
Liu Mengdie smiled mysteriously and blinked,""Keep it a secret!"
Lin Xiao pursed his lips and muttered softly,""Stingy!"
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