"Honey-gathering bees gather nectar and fly to the east and west. If you go around gathering nectar, I'll strangle you to death!”Humming the pop song " Just Right," Lin Xiao returned to his neighborhood.
Lin Xiao was in a very good mood. Every time he thought about how he would sneak away while the policewoman was distracted and leave quickly under the gaze of the policewoman who had killed someone, Lin Xiao realized that the sky was blue, the water was sweet, and life was still beautiful.
She took out her keys and opened the door. A sweet voice came from the kitchen." Darling, you're back!”At the same time, a beautiful woman with light makeup and a slim figure walked out of the kitchen with her long hair tied up in a cute apron.
If a beautiful woman was in your house and called you "Darling!"”，How would you feel?
Excited? Ecstasy? Laugh? Pounce!
Uh, no matter how everyone felt, after Lin Xiao heard this familiar shout, his good mood of teasing the beautiful policewoman disappeared without a trace. Three black lines even appeared on his face.
Looking at the lace underwear and sexy lingerie everywhere in the room, red, pink, green, and all kinds of colors, it was really mesmerizing. The floor was littered with bags of snacks and furniture. Lin Xiao's old face instantly darkened." This young miss is too much of a mess. She was just tidied up when she went out this morning. How did she end up like this when she came back in the morning? Could it be that this witch was sent by the heavens to punish me?？”
The beautiful female chef's big eyes darted around and quickly swept across the room. Before Lin Xiao could fly into a rage, she said in a strange tone,"Did you go out on the streets to play pervert again today? I'm your fiancée after all, but you don't put me in your eyes at all.”At this point, the beautiful cook was already on the verge of tears, like a pitiful wife accusing her husband of having an affair.
The beautiful woman spoke in a heartbroken manner. Unfortunately, her big eyes blinked repeatedly, but she could not squeeze out a single tear. This made the beautiful woman very helpless, and also made Lin Xiao very speechless.
Lin Xiao sat on the sofa and stared at the beautiful chef. He shouted as if he was watching a good show,"Keep pretending. This trick of yours won't work."
Thinking of the beautiful woman's words, Lin Xiao retorted with a righteous expression,"What do you mean by pervert? You're insulting my noble character. Looking at beautiful women on the street, if one had a higher standard, one would be admiring them. If one had a lower standard, one would be a pervert. Obviously, I was appreciating it with a scientific attitude and a pragmatic spirit. How many beautiful women were dejected because no one appreciated them? How many beautiful women died because no one appreciated them? There was no shortage of beautiful women in the world, but there were fewer people who knew how to appreciate them. How dare you insult my noble profession? What are your intentions?”
Lin Xiao, the gentleman, angrily scolded the beautiful chef as if she was an executioner who had killed countless girls.
"Stop, STOP!" The beautiful chef hurriedly shouted. She knew that if she let Lin Xiao continue to be poor, her head would probably explode.
Just as Lin Xiao was speaking excitedly, he was suddenly interrupted by the beautiful chef. He was in a very bad mood.
" Since you're unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous," Lin Xiao thought to himself.
Lin Xiao rolled his eyes and said casually,"" Liu Mengdie, you've been staying here for almost a week. You've been making such a mess in my house all day. Shouldn't you..." Before Lin Xiao could say the word 'move', he was interrupted by the beautiful cook.
"Hehe, the weather is good today.”Liu Mengdie, the chef, tried to change the topic.
Student Lin Xiao was stubborn. Of course, he would not let her fool him so easily. He waved his hand and said unhappily,"It's cloudy today. Where did the sun come from?!”
Liu Mengdie looked out of the window and found that the wind outside was chilly and the weather was gloomy. Only then did she realize that what she said just now was a little naive.
If his first plan failed, he would try another one!
Miss Liu Mengdie crossed her arms in front of her chest, slightly opened her rosy little mouth, and her eyes were shining. She was just short of writing the words "I am a love-struck fool" on her forehead. She said coquettishly,"Little Xiaoxiao, I realized that you're especially handsome today. I can't wait to marry you.”
Miss Liu Mengdie was secretly proud," Hmph, I praised you for being handsome. I don't believe you have the nerve to chase me away!”
Lin Xiao said proudly,"If being handsome can relieve hunger, I can solve the world's food and clothing." If handsomeness can create air currents, I can sweep across the entire universe. While others were still debating the standards of handsomeness, they realized that handsomeness could be so specific when they saw me. Pigs have their own aesthetic standards, and humans have their own aesthetic standards. Today, you discovered my handsomeness. I shouldn't be the one happy. On the contrary, you should be the one feeling smug. Congratulations, you're finally normal!”
"Ugh!" Liu Mengdie retched and stared at Lin Xiao's face, saying seriously,""I want to vomit!"
Lin Xiao smiled slyly and touched Liu Mengdie's shoulder, asking,""How many months has it been? Whose was it? Although we've lived together for a week, I've never touched you. Don't expect me to be responsible for you.”
Liu Mengdie was stunned, but she immediately understood what Lin Xiao meant. A trace of embarrassment and anger flashed across her face. She knew that in terms of poverty, she was definitely not Lin Xiao's match. Moreover, she was staying at Lin Xiao's place now, so she did not dare to offend the landlord. If he angered Lin Xiao, Lin Xiao would kick him out of the house. That would be terrible.
Out of the 36 strategies, it was still best to escape.
Liu Mengdie said," I'm going to cook!”Then, he plunged into the kitchen.
Lin Xiao didn't have the intention to let Liu Mengdie go. He followed her into the kitchen and leaned against the door,""Cook?"
Seeing Liu Mengdie busy in the kitchen, Lin Xiao shook his head and said helplessly,""There's no need to dress so formally to cook a bowl of instant noodles, right? He really made himself look like a chef.”
Liu Mengdie was already on the verge of going berserk. As long as Lin Xiao gently touched her, Liu Mengdie didn't mind turning into a little monster and tearing Lin Xiao into pieces.
However, Lin Xiao did not realize it at all. He pointed at the few bowls on the cabinet and said in disbelief,"What's with these bowls?"
Seeing a few bowls, Liu Mengdie was a little proud, and her anger also decreased a little," Hehe, you can see it too. This is the bowl that I personally washed. Amazing, right?"”
"Uh..." Lin Xiao said weakly," There were clearly three dirty bowls. Why did it suddenly become five?" So it's because you're washing the dishes. Look, there are still leaves on this bowl. Oh, the rice grains in this bowl haven't been washed. Look at this.”
Student Lin Xiao had become a critical person, constantly attacking Miss Liu Mengdie's fragile heart.
Suddenly, Lin Xiao shut his mouth. Strange, too strange. Miss Liu Mengdie didn't refute. It was quiet. It was so quiet that even a pin drop could be heard clearly.
Lin Xiao carefully raised his head and saw Liu Mengdie's eyes spitting out blazing flames.
"Thump, thump."
Lin Xiao's little heart started to beat violently.
Miss Liu Mengdie was furious!
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