The Legend of the Absurd
On the night of the midnight show, there was no moonlight in the sky. Coupled with the dark clouds, the village women who had planned to watch the show at night gave up the idea of peeping and went to bed early to accompany their husbands.
However, early the next morning, the news of catching an adulterer in the middle of the night spread from the mouth of the deputy township head's wife.
This woman's mouth was the best in the village. In addition, her husband was the current deputy head of the village. Therefore, any information released from her mouth would definitely be quite authoritative.
In order to dispel the resentment of the village clerk, Jia Zhengjin, who often reported his husband behind his back, and at the same time, to make her husband famous for his heroic deed of eliminating evil for the people, she made up her mind as soon as she got up that morning. They needed to spend at least a whole day to publicize the midnight show in the village last night.
She had breakfast early and left the house. She happened to bump into Second Aunt Zhang, who was always asking about things.
"Her second sister-in-law! Where are you going so early?”The wife of the deputy head of the township was usually the most unwilling to pay attention to this informer, Second Sao Zhang. Because of today's special situation, she took the initiative to warmly greet the informer.
When Inquiring Bao heard the deputy township head's wife take the initiative to greet her warmly, he seemed to feel as if the sun had risen from the west today. Naturally, he was a little flattered. So she quickly replied,"Hello!" She was Aunt Li! Where else can I go? I'm just looking for a few women who have nothing to do to chat! You're up early too. Do you have something important to do? Then I won't hold you up anymore!"
Inquiring Bao hurriedly turned around to leave. Because yesterday, he had proposed to ask a few people to go outside Fengxia's house to spy on the relationship between men and women. Due to the weather, he gave up. Today, she went out so early in the morning to make up for the loss last night. Otherwise, it would be much less interesting for these women to chat together in the future. However, just as she was about to turn around, she was stopped by the deputy head's wife, Aunt Li.
"Second sister-in-law Zhang, don't be in a hurry to leave! "Listen to me, last night, that Jia Zhengjin was in our village pestering that girl. Do you know how strong he was?”
"How big is it?"
"Aiya! That was really amazing! There probably wasn't a single woman in this world who could take it!”
"What happened?"
"What's wrong? Let me tell you. It's practically crossing each other. In the future, the blood that flows will flow from his shameful place directly to the back of his foot!”
"Auntie Li, what you said is too ridiculous! You and I are both experienced people. How can there be such a method? I don't believe it."
"Humph! You still don't believe me? Last night, it was my old man who personally led a few militiamen in the village to catch the adulterers. You don't have to ask my old man. Just ask those militiamen who caught the adulterers. Then you will know that I am not lying.”
"In that case, did your deputy head personally go to catch the adulterer?”
"Is there a need to say that? He was doing the people a favor! You also know what kind of person Jia Zhengjin is. Are there not many women who have been violated? In the past, my husband, who was the deputy head of the township, had long wanted to use him to kill a chicken to show the monkeys, but he did not catch him with evidence. This time, it was great! Not only was he caught on the spot, but he was also immediately sent to the police station. Now, that damn thing Jia Zhengjin is probably still in the chicken coop. He would starve. In the future, he would probably never be able to crow again.”
When Second Aunt Zhang heard that the deputy township head's wife had a nose and eyes, she naturally did not have the slightest doubt in her words. At the same time, as a busybody, she naturally would not let go of any details. Therefore, she continued to ask,"Aunt Li, how did your husband know when Jia Zhengjin was going to do that yesterday?”
"Hmph!" Aunt Li said. Who didn't know that the little girl had returned from the city yesterday? Would Jia Zhengjin, that gluttonous cat, even see a dead fish loach? Would he be able to endure through that night? To think that people call you a busybody! You don't even know these things?"
"Auntie Li, listen to you. How did Jia Zhengjin do that damn thing? Is he really that strong?"
"Why are you asking this? Isn't that a little too much?"
"Didn't everyone call me nosy? I naturally have to find out everything!”
"Who can see this kind of thing clearly? The room was dark. Zhang Jin Hua, if you really want to find out, hurry to the police station and ask that damn thing Jia Zhengjin personally!”
"This is impossible! Is that police station a place where we women can casually go in and ask around? However, I won't let this matter go so easily. When that damn thing comes out, I'll definitely ask a group of women to catch him and make him confess! If he doesn't confess, we'll tear his pants apart and see what's down there!”
"Golden Flower, it seems that you are really a very qualified busybody!
"Auntie Li, don't praise me." Inquiring Bao continued," If Jia Zhengjin is really as fierce as you say, I think: How could that little girl withstand it?”
"You don't have to ask me about this. How would I know?”
"Auntie Li, there's something else I have to ask. Since Jia Zhengjin had been sent to the police station, then why wasn't the little girl sent to the police station?”
This question really stumped Aunt Li. Last night, she had only been asking her husband about Jia Zhengjin, but she had completely ignored what happened to the little girl, Fengxia. Since the Inquire Bao had already asked about this matter, Aunt Li could not expose her carelessness in front of the Inquire Bao. Therefore, she was quick-witted and made up a very bizarre and absurd legend based on her imagination to fool the Inquire Bao in front of her.
Aunt Li continued,"Nosy. Think about it. Which woman can withstand Jia Zhengjin's strength?" That little girl and the others were knocked unconscious. This time, Jia Zhengjin was scared out of his wits. He thought, Oh no! Someone died! This was a matter of life and death. If it wasn't done well, he would lose his head! This made Jia Zhengjin anxious. What should he do? You might not believe it! Jia Zhengjin used his pants to wrap the little girl up. Then, he spent a lot of effort to carry the little girl on his shoulder and throw her into the deep ravine.”
"You really threw it away?"
"That's right! If he didn't throw it away, would he keep it for himself to cook?”
"What happens after I throw it away? What will happen in the future?"
"So what if he threw it away? What else do you want?”
"I wanted to ask what happened to Jia Zhengjin.”
"Later? The later part of the show was too exciting!”
At this moment, a few women passing by saw that the deputy township head's wife and Inquire Bao were talking with great interest and were all attracted by the wonderful things here. The deputy head's wife saw that more people were listening, and her interest was even higher.
In fact, the deputy head's wife couldn't wait for all the women in the village to gather here and listen to the big news he released! She looked into the crowd and felt that there were still a few people who should be present but were not present at the moment. She could not help but feel a little regretful.
"Auntie Li, continue!”Inquiring Bao couldn't wait any longer and anxiously "urged" him to update.
"Alright then." Aunt Li continued," You all know that when I have nothing to do, I like to watch TV dramas the most. Of course, my family uses some kind of device to control the TV station. It's not like your family's device. It keeps breaking down and often can't see anything clearly.”
"Aunt Li, why are you talking about this television? We want to hear it, but after Jia Zhengjin threw that little girl into the ravine, what did he do?”
"You're so nosy! You talk too much! Why are you so anxious! I naturally have my reasons for saying this!”
"Alright, I won't say anything else. Auntie Li, continue.”
"Listen to me! I mean, I watch TV dramas every day. Did you know? Actually, TV dramas were all fabricated by those scholars, but they were well made up. They were made up to make you believe them. Alright, I'm going to get to the point now. Even though the TV series that the TV station is showing are made up by those scholars, they can't be compared to the good show in our village last night!
Didn't I say that Jia Zhengjin used his pants to wrap the little girl he killed? After wrapping the little girl, he carried her to the ravine and threw her away. With this throw, that little girl and his pants were thrown into the ravine!
This time, he, Jia Zhengjin, was in big trouble. He, Jia Zhengjin, was still naked with his crotch covered in blood. What should he do? No matter how smart Jia Zhengjin was, there was nothing he could do in the middle of the night. He could only walk back naked. You all know what kind of weather this is! It was windy last night! When the wind blew, Jia Zhengjin was really cold. Not only was he trembling all over, but his snot was also flowing for more than a foot. That sneeze simply didn't stop. Even his thing was so cold that it had shrunk into his stomach.”
"Hahahaha..." When everyone heard this, they could not help but laugh.
"What are you laughing at!" Aunt Li immediately stopped him.
"Aunt Li, you said that she had a nose and eyes. Did you see it with your own eyes?”
"Only you, Granny Wang, like to talk too much!" Auntie Li continued," Why would I go and see that? Am I not comfortable sleeping in my own bed?”
"Then how did you know?"
"You're late. Why didn't you come earlier?”Inquiring Bao immediately stepped forward to smooth things over for Aunt Li. She continued," You guys still don't know. Last night, Aunt Li's old man made a great contribution! It was his old man who personally led a large group of militia to catch the traitor! Alright, let me tell you all about this later. Now, let's listen to Auntie Li.”
Aunt Li continued,"That Jia Zhengjin was so cold that he had no choice but to take out a cigarette and smoke." He came down the mountain while smoking. Last night, my old man happened to lead the militia to patrol everywhere. Isn't this for the safety of the entire village? As the old man and the others walked, they suddenly noticed a red light flashing. Something was probably going to happen. He quickly arranged for the militia to surround the place where the red light flashed. When they surrounded it, they realized that it was Jia Zhengjin, the most useless person in the village.”
"What happened after that?" Inquiring Bao asked again.
"Then, then he was tied up and sent to the police station!”
The inquirer had not heard Aunt Li mention Jia Zhengjin wearing pants. She was indeed very concerned about this matter, so she continued to ask," Aunt Li, according to what you said, that pretentious person is still naked with two bloody buttocks?”
"Aiya, you're really nosy! Why are you still asking this?"
She didn't get a clear answer, so she guessed: That Jia Zhengjin was definitely still naked! This was really enough for him to suffer, but he indeed deserved it!
Aunt Li, the wife of the deputy head of the township, felt that she had said almost everything she needed to say. In the future, if this large group of women went to add a little oil and vinegar, it would definitely be more interesting than what she had just said. Therefore, she hummed a few songs that she picked up from the television and left satisfied.
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