In a hotel, on a clean bed, a pale-faced little boy lay quietly.
By the window of this room, Zilai was crossing his legs and looking at a certain place in the distance with a telescope in his hand. However, judging from the evil smile on his face and the drool flowing out of his mouth, this guy was obviously doing his old job of peeping.
"Not bad, not bad. Your figure is really first-class! Wahaha! I have new ideas for 'Intimate Paradise.'”
His wretched screams echoed throughout the house from time to time, and the strange thing was that after shouting for so long, there were no complaints or insults from the residents next door that affected his sleep.
The quiet night was indeed extremely restless here.
On the bed, the eyelashes of the boy with a pale face suddenly moved, and then he slowly opened his eyelids.
“... Where is this place?"
Xiang Men opened his heavy eyelids and stared blankly at the scene in the room.
Television, sofa, bed…When these things appeared in front of him, Xiang Gate couldn't help but feel slightly happy.
"Could it be that I've transmigrated back to Earth?!”
His excitement did not last long before he was shocked back to his stomach by the white-haired man sitting cross-legged in front of the window. When he saw that person, most of the confusion and drowsiness in his mind were immediately cleared, and his mind quickly cleared up.
At this moment, it was obvious that all of Zilai's attention had been drawn away by the peeping scene, but he did not notice the boy behind him waking up.
Xiang Men stared blankly at this uncle who exuded a wretched aura from head to toe for a long time before he slowly recovered.
"This kind of hair, this kind of attire, this kind of wretched manner…" He pointed at the person by the window, his heart trembling slightly as he said," Isn't this the 'lecherous immortal' who has come from nowhere?!”
His heart was trembling, but it was not because one of the legendary Three Ninjas of the Wood Leaf had suddenly appeared in front of him. After all, he had already seen the Water Shadow Shine on the Underworld.
The main reason why he was so excited was that the joy he felt from transmigrating back to modern Earth had dissipated. Another small reason was that he knew that this person was involved in the development of the entire Naruto storyline.
After all, Kirai was Naruto's most important teacher, the one who guided the Child of Prophecy to the path of saving Kiba.
Xiangmen sat on the bed and calmed himself down. Then, he thought about how he should start his speech. When he was done, he raised his head again and found that Zilai was still looking into the distance with his binoculars. He was so engrossed that he did not realize that he had woken up.
"Oh! This fellow…"
He thought of the well-known fetish of this self-proclaimed Immortal Toad, and a pile of black lines appeared in his mind.
He looked under the bed, then casually found a pair of slippers to put on, and then calmly walked behind Zilai.
"Hmm?"
The binoculars were suddenly snatched away, and Selai woke up. He turned around and realized that the young man lying quietly on the bed behind him had woken up. Moreover, he was holding his own binoculars and sighing. That appearance was extremely similar to his own…
At this time, Zilai also helplessly realized that the little brat beside him was not very big, but the lewd thoughts in his mind seemed to be more than his.
"What's wrong with this society? Could it be that all the children nowadays were as wretched as him? This is really too terrifying…" Zirai thought in surprise.
However, he did not remember that he seemed to be the most wretched person among the ninjas, and the kind that was second to none.
"Hey, hey, hey! Little guy, don't steal my work." Zilai also grabbed the binoculars and said angrily.
"Tsk." Xiang Men pursed his lips and said disdainfully," What do you mean by stealing your job? Don't you know that when something good happens, you have to see half of it? Therefore, I will take half of the binoculars…"
As he spoke, he reached out his hand and tried to break the telescope in his hand into two halves.
"What the hell is this?" Zi Lai also raised his hand and said angrily," Kid, you know that I saved you, so your share naturally belongs to me.”
"Tsk, if it belongs to you, then it belongs to you. Who cares!”Xiang Men turned his head away with a disdainful expression, but the corner of his eye had been paying attention to the scene in a residential building in the distance.
"Hehe, this is a good child!”Zi Lai also nodded and smiled.
Then, he picked up the binoculars and focused on observing again.
“......”
Suddenly, he turned his head and stared at the entrance, his face full of shock.
Xiang Men did not show any weakness and looked at him. After a while, he finally frowned and said,"What's wrong?" I'm a man! Could it be that you…"
"I don't want to be gay!"
As if he had thought of something unsightly, Xiangmen's expression changed drastically. He retreated several steps, and his small hands covered his chest in an exaggerated manner, even though his chest was flat.
"Idiot! What are you guessing about?"
Feeling that his dignity had been trampled on, Zi Lai also suddenly roared, his face filled with gloom.
P.S. It's the fourth update, continue.
In addition, due to the excessive number of forbidden words in the previous chapter, those words had all become alphabets…I'm very sorry, I'll go and edit it immediately. If you're interested, you can go back and read it again ~~~
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