A wretched journey to Mount Shu
35 I’m a fucking genius

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With a flash of white light, the mighty Pen Hero appeared in the alley next to Tai Yue Tower.

As soon as he appeared, Hero Xiao hurriedly raised his arm to cover his face, revealing a pair of sneaky eyes to check if anyone was paying attention to him.

Just as Hero Xiao heaved a sigh of relief, a series of beeping sounds suddenly sounded, causing Hero Xiao's entire body to tense up. He nervously looked around to see what was going on. Seeing that the pedestrians in the distance were still the same as before, he suddenly realized that it was a message notification.

"F * ck, what are you nervous about?"

After calming down his nervousness, he opened his friend information and saw a message from a merchant:

"Brother Bi, you're too awesome. You're my idol. My admiration for you is like a surging river that flows endlessly, like the Yellow River that overflows uncontrollably. You're simply the coordinate of my life, the light in the darkness.”

At the end of the message, there was a smirk on the face of the three men. Great Hero Xiao could imagine that they must be hiding in a corner laughing. He felt aggrieved. He didn't expect that his brilliance would be ruined by a woman.

After clicking on Fighting Soul's message, there were only two words on it.

"Amazing!"

Hero Xiao was stunned. Was this a compliment or a consolation? Or sarcasm?

Hero Xiao secretly rejoiced in his heart. Fortunately, he did not have many friends and did not know many people. Otherwise, he would definitely have been exposed.

Just as Hero Xiao was feeling smug, a system notification pulled him back.

"Player Whirlwind wishes to add you as a friend. Do you accept?”

Seeing this notification, Hero Xiao's expression changed. It's actually this person. Is he here to collect a debt from me? Hero Xiao clearly remembered that he owed this bastard six gold coins because of Blood Fiend's arrogance and the interference of the Mystic Mirror Nephilic Angel and the others.

However, with Hero Xiao's understanding of this grandson, he was afraid that he would definitely threaten him after seeing the video on the forum. Therefore, Hero Xiao chose to reject him without hesitation. Then, he quickly opened the system settings and set the friend bar to reject adding friends. At the same time, he set his status to invisible. Perhaps even Hero Xiao himself did not know that ever since he set his online status to invisible, he had never come online again.

After completing all this, Hero Xiao heaved a sigh of relief. He could not help but smile bitterly in his heart. He did not expect that he would actually start to enjoy the treatment of a celebrity.

Hiding in the corner of the alley, Hero Xiao frowned and thought about what he should do next to get out of this predicament.

It had to be said that Hero Xiao was lucky. Because he had Priest Fu's slippers, he had always been training alone. Therefore, he didn't suffer any losses in terms of leveling and treasure hunting. However, the problem was that Hero Xiao couldn't show his face at this time. Otherwise, Hero Xiao had every reason to believe that as long as he stepped out of this alley, he would be instantly smashed back to level 60 by countless wolves like a street rat.

"Looks like I have to think of a way to hide my identity first. Sigh, what a pity for my handsome face.”

Hero Xiao thought for a while and suddenly had an idea. He lowered his head and quickly walked to the Shushan clothing store.

Fortunately, Mount Shu didn't allow players to show their names if they didn't want to. Otherwise, they would have put their names above their heads like in previous online games. By now, Hero Xiao would have already fled to the mountains and become a savage.

After walking around the clothing store, Hero Xiao walked out with a depressed look in less than three minutes.

"What kind of lousy thing is this? It's such a big clothing store, but there's not even a face towel. It's too unprofessional.”

After a few steps, they passed by a very luxuriously decorated shop. A big billboard on the side of the road attracted Hero Xiao's attention. Hero Xiao laughed evilly and turned around to walk into the shop.

The billboard read:

Our shop sells all kinds of female jewelry, underwear, scarves, and handkerchief.

The advertisements were a little too modern, but this was a game.

Although the background of Mount Shu was Xianxia, it still couldn't stop the beauty of female players. Hence, the system store sold items such as earrings and necklaces. However, these items were flashy and flashy, so male players rarely patronized these stores. However, they were very popular among the NLV players.

There were more than ten female players gathered in the small shop in twos and threes. Most of them were focused on choosing accessories.

The sudden arrival of Hero Xiao became the focus of the entire brothel, especially when the wretched Hero Xiao covered half of his face, looking extremely strange.

Feeling the burning gazes behind him, Hero Xiao endured the pressure and walked to the shop owner with difficulty.

Fortunately, in the eyes of the system NPC, there was no distinction between men and women. Looking at the strange behavior of Hero Xiao in front of her, the beautiful system NPC with low intelligence did not show any abnormality. She revealed a very friendly smile and said to Hero Xiao in a gentle voice,

"What do you need?"

Glancing at the female players who were glaring at him from the corner of his eyes, cold sweat trickled down his forehead. Hero Xiao resisted the urge to escape.

"What kind of handkerchief do you have here? Show me, I want the ordinary cloth handkerchief.”

Gossip might be the nature of the game. When Hero Xiao entered, the female players around him stopped what they were doing and pricked up their ears to hear what Hero Xiao wanted to buy.

Although there were usually men here, most of them were here to accompany their girlfriends. Most of them would wait at the entrance or next door for the sake of their reputation. Of course, there were also many male players who wanted to come in and take advantage of the situation. However, under the burning gazes of the group of people, most of them fled as soon as they stepped into the threshold. There was definitely only one family with such a thick skin like Hero Xiao.

Perhaps there were many male players who used scarves in real life, but this was a game. Most of the female players in the shop used scarves as decorations. Therefore, when Hero Xiao finished speaking, the female players in the shop unanimously believed that this guy must be a pervert.

As for the many female players who were pointing and muttering, Hero Xiao could only brace himself and choose to ignore them.

Under Hero Xiao's anxious gaze, he finally picked out five of the many scarves that the system NPC took out that barely met his requirements.

Hero Xiao put the handkerchief into his interspatial ring with satisfaction, but he did not take his left hand away from his face.

"How much?"

"One Gold Immortal Stone."

Hearing the system NPC's answer, Hero Xiao could not help but suck in a cold breath. This thing was really expensive. It was indeed easy to earn money from women. However, this was obviously not the time to bargain. Moreover, did he have the right to bargain with the system? Hero Xiao was aware of this.

"Why do you think he bought so many scarves?”

"Who knows?"

"Haven't you guys seen 'Smiling Proud in the Pugilistic World'? Lin Pingzhi likes to carry a handkerchief with him. I think this guy must have learned some crooked martial arts like the Sunflower Manual. Maybe it's already "

It was unknown which gossipy girl with an extremely rich imagination reported her guess. As she spoke, her eyes occasionally glanced at the lower half of Hero Xiao's body. In the end, her voice became more and more arrogant.

Hero Xiao was furious. Even if you were guessing, you should at least have some basis, right? This is a f * cking Xianxia game. Do you think it's a Wuxia game? Where did the Sunflower Manual come from?

Hero Xiao, who had been accused of being a hooligan today, felt extremely wronged. At this moment, he felt that his self-esteem as a man had been insulted like never before. As a result, Hero Xiao was completely furious.

Suddenly, he turned around and glared at the group of gossiping girls. As the saying goes, a man can be killed but not humiliated. Hero Xiao, who was blinded by anger, did not care about exposing himself at all. He pointed at the group of girls and scolded them without any grace,

"Damn it, a bunch of bitches. They're all chattering and haven't seen a man before.”

After he finished speaking, he paid the money and walked out of the shop, ignoring the stunned female players.

Just as Hero Xiao stepped out of the shop, a scream came from behind him, scaring him so much that he almost slipped.

"Ah, I remember now. He's the hooligan from Miracle Village.”

Good heavens, he had come out to buy a handkerchief, and now he had another pervert title. At this time, Hero Xiao did not have time to care so much. He spread his legs and ran into the alley beside the shop.

Squatting in a corner of the alley, Hero Xiao had already forgotten about the unhappy incident in the jewelry store. He was secretly happy with his invention.

He saw Hero Xiao squatting in a corner, holding a black handkerchief in his hand and constantly gesturing. There were some bottles and jars scattered by his feet.

Looking at the black handkerchief in his hand, Hero Xiao felt an unprecedented sense of pride.

"I'm a f * cking genius. If I were to do scientific research, I might have won many Nobel Prizes by now.”

Hero Xiao slowly tied the handkerchief around his face and took out a mirror from somewhere. He looked at himself in the mirror and nodded in satisfaction.

"En, not bad. You probably won't be able to recognize him now. It's just that this face…"

Hero Xiao frowned and looked at himself in the mirror for a long time, leaving only a pair of eyes.

"F * ck, if I had known earlier, I wouldn't have been so handsome. This mask can't hide my handsome appearance at all.”

After saying that, he immediately took out a handkerchief from his interspatial ring and fiddled with it.

Ten minutes later, Hero Xiao's self-made mask was freshly made.

The main material of the handkerchief was naturally the handkerchief that Hero Xiao bought from the jewelry store. The dye was much easier. The hair dye bought from the grocery store was known as a natural "four nots" product that was free of pollution, odor, poison, and pollution. It also had a fruity fragrance.

Hero Xiao looked at himself in the mirror and nodded in satisfaction. He then strode out of the alley.

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