Recently, I don't know why, but I'm obsessed with crossing the line of fire, but my girlfriend is very annoying all day long. She wants me to accompany her here and there, my god! I'm so tormented.
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Hong Yi had just reached the entrance of the internet cafe when his phone rang again. You're really haunting me. Can you let me go??
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He carefully pressed the answer button and pretended as if nothing had happened." Girl, why are you looking for me?"”?
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"Where did you go? Why wasn't he in the classroom? "Say…" A demonic voice came from the phone?
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F * ck, my poor ears! This wretched girl simply wanted to murder her husband!?
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"I... I'm in the toilet, hehe…in the toilet.”? Why did she ask where I was? Did she know that I skipped class?
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"Alright! In the toilet, right? Get back to the classroom in two minutes, or you're dead.”?
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"Ah…"
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"What's wrong? What other tricks do you want to play?"
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One could imagine how proud she was now. After that, Hong Yi stammered," No, no, no, girl. It's not convenient for me now! Haha…"
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"Don't give me that. Tell me the truth, where is it?”? Her tone softened a little.
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Forget it, I'd better tell the truth! Perhaps he could be punished less later. After thinking about it, he said," I'm at the entrance of the internet cafe.”?
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Her laughter came from the other end of the phone. Hearing her laughter, he knew that a storm was coming." You're surfing the Internet, right? You still dare to say that you're at the entrance of the internet cafe?"
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"I'm really at the entrance of the internet café. You called." In order to reduce the punishment later, he could only explain in a hurry.
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"Stand there and don't move. I'll be right there.”?
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" Yes, sir!" What was she doing here? Aiya! God bless me, bless me to survive this calamity. In the future, I will definitely burn more paper money for you.?
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Her name was Yun Xiaoxuan. They had been together for a few years and had lived a very fulfilling life. She was a very barbaric and domineering girl. He was called around by her every day and sometimes he was even beaten up by her. Although she was rude and unreasonable, she had a good heart. He liked her barbaric appearance.?
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It suddenly started to rain. He stood in the heavy rain and muttered to himself," No way! Even the heavens are teasing me. Why isn't this girl here yet? When can I move! Heavens! Can you not joke about this?"
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Most of the passers-by with umbrellas looked at me strangely. Some even called me a fool. Damn, do I look like a fool??
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The heavens seemed to have heard his complaints, and the rain became lighter and lighter. He saw the servant girl running over from afar.?
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When she was in front of him, he stood still and said with his head lowered," Girl, you're finally here."”?
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She pointed at him and asked angrily," You.。Why are you all wet? Can't you hide from the rain?"
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He lowered his head and pretended to be wronged." Didn't you tell me to stand still just now? So I just... I didn't dare to move."
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Her small hand hit his mouth and her face turned red." You…Hey!!! I'm really angered to death by you. Alright! Alright! Let's go home first!" She pulled his arm and went home. He smiled secretly and thought to himself,'This trick of hurting yourself is really effective. God, thank you so much, hehe…"
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When she got home, she handed him a towel and said," Here's a towel. Dry your hair first and change your clothes! Be careful not to catch a cold."
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Actually, she was very caring. Although she usually shouted at me, sometimes she was really good to me, so I had long treated her as a girl who would accompany me for the rest of my life. Then, he took the towel and said," Thank you, girl.”?
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"Don't be so stupid in the future. If you don't see me, find a place to hide from the rain first, understand?”?
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He secretly looked at her and asked," Then.。Then can I skip class?”?
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" Don't even think about it…"
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"Girl, I know I was wrong. I swear that I will never skip class again. Otherwise, I will die a horrible death.”?
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She pulled his arm and said," Alright! Alright, there's no need to swear. I'll let you off this time.”?
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"Hehe…Thank you, girl.”
Who Turned Off My Alarm Clock?
The next morning, Hong Yi opened his eyes in a daze and shouted," Girl, is breakfast ready?”?
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There was no response. He continued to shout loudly," Lass, lass…"
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Where did this naughty girl go so early in the morning? He picked up his phone and looked at the time. Wow, damn, it's almost eight o'clock. Why didn't the alarm clock ring? It seemed that he would be late again today. He quickly got up and washed up. Then, he walked to the living room and saw breakfast on the table.?
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He muttered to himself," What time is it? How can I have time for breakfast?"
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Just as he was about to walk to the door, he felt that it was inappropriate. The girl had worked so hard to make breakfast. If he didn't eat a little, wouldn't he be letting her down?
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After thinking about it, he returned to the living room and picked up a piece of bread and a glass of milk. He hurriedly ate them when he suddenly saw a note on the table.?
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Pig head, breakfast is on the table. Don't forget to eat. I have something to do today, so I won't be going to school. I guessed that you would definitely be late today. Did you sleep soundly? Hehe…Anyway, you're late every day, so you don't care about this time!
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Alright! You naughty girl, so you turned off the alarm clock. I'll settle the score with you when I come back.?
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He picked up another piece of bread and ran to school. He really wished he could grow a pair of wings and fly to school. What a pity! Sigh! Accept reality!
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When she was about to reach the entrance of the class, she heard the teacher call her name from afar.?
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"To…"
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The form teacher said impatiently," Hongyi, why are you late again? It's always you."”?
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He looked at the students in the class and took a deep breath before he managed to speak." M-Director, I'm not late! You…Didn't you just call my name?”?
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His words made the director choke." Oh…you're really punctual every day. When it's your turn, you suddenly appear. Are you a ghost?!"”?
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If I were a ghost, I would be the first to come back and settle the score with you. At that time, let's see if you still dare to be arrogant. He thought so in his heart, but he did not dare to say so.?
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"Director, I'll definitely come early next time. Let's forget about it this time! He didn't forget to secretly look at the director after he finished speaking.
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"Next time! How many more times do you have? Stand at the door and don't move..." The department director was obviously a little angry.
" Director, are you standing again?" He asked with a smile,
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" If you continue to talk nonsense, I'll let you stand for a day." As soon as he said this, he immediately shut his mouth.?
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The head teacher opened the history textbook and said to the class," Today we are going to talk about the Qin Dynasty and Qin Shihuang.”?
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He muttered softly to himself," You wretched girl, you made me stand there as punishment. I'll definitely settle the score with you when we get back."”?
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The teacher stopped explaining and looked at Hong Yi." What are you talking about?"”?
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No way. He could hear me even though I was so soft." N-nothing? I'm talking about that Qin Shihuang! I really admire him, hehe…I admire him very much."
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The director glanced at him and continued," Qin Shihuang, he was the first emperor in history. He was also…"
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"Uh…here comes the long speech again. It seems that I have to go find the Duke of Zhou.”?
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She felt a little sleepy. She had just seen the Duke of Zhou when she heard someone shouting.?
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"Hongyi…"
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Uh…It was the director. Looking at his fierce appearance, he lowered his head and did not dare to look straight at him.?
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The director walked up to him with a smile and said," Your kung fu isn't bad, huh? You can fall asleep while standing?"
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"Director, I didn't sleep. I was deep in thought just now, hehe…I was reflecting.”
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" What are you reflecting on?
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"I'm reflecting on whether I should come to school early tomorrow. It's not a good idea to stand like this every day, right? Director."
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"Yes, I am. Alright, it's good to have such thoughts. Then let me ask you, who is the emperor of the Qin Dynasty? If you answer correctly, you can go back to your seat.”?
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Who was the emperor of the Qin Dynasty? " How would I know?" he thought." Forget it. I'll just make a guess first. Recently, the Heavenly Dragon Eight has been quite popular." After thinking for a while, he replied," That's easy. It's Duan Yu." Hehe..."
As soon as he said this, the classroom burst into laughter.?
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The director was puzzled. He thought for a long time but couldn't figure out who Duan Yu was, so he asked," Who is Duan Yu? Why haven't I heard of such a person in the Qin Dynasty?”?
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"Director, you're too inexperienced. You don't even know Duan Yu! It was the kid who used the Six Pulses Divine Sword and knew the Rippling Tiny Steps in the Heavenly Dragon Eight Tribes.”?
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The director was so angry that he couldn't speak for a long time? "You…you…stand at the door and don't move for a day.”
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He muttered softly," You asked me. So what if I'm not? Really, was there a need to be so angry? Be careful not to get angry."
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