Chapter 26 Chasing a Girl
"It has increased again. If this continues, it will be the same as before.”Poison Island's Zhuizi looked at the increasing number of zombies on the road and couldn't help but feel her scalp go numb.
"If it increases, so be it. At most, we can just destroy them!”Ling Yu knocked down zombies one by one with his car and said in a very calm and relaxed manner. No matter how many zombies there were, they were not a threat to him. At this moment, the little elf Hanago was sitting on Ling Yu's shoulder.
"(*^__^*) Hehe…Only you would say something like that. If someone else encountered such a thing, they would run away!”Hearing Ling Yu's words, Poison Island's Slayer relaxed and said with a smile.
"As long as you work hard to raise your strength, you can do it.”Ling Yu looked at the Poison Island Cultivator and said seriously.
"Is that so?" Poison Island Girl thought that Ling Yu was comforting her, so she smiled and didn't take it to heart.
"I'm serious! Sit tight. It's the next turn.”Looking at the turn ahead, Ling Yu said indifferently. The Poison Island Witch was indeed powerful enough to move freely in a small group of zombies. With her amazing talent, if she worked hard to cultivate, she would reach an unimaginable height.
"A park?" The Poison Island Cultivator asked curiously after seeing clearly what was in front of him. She couldn't understand why Lingyu brought her to the park.
"Don't worry, I won't do anything rash.”Ling Yu said as he gave Poison Island Girl a reassuring look. Although he said that, Ling Yu thought to himself," This was following the footsteps of the plot, so it shouldn't be wrong! I hope I didn't go wrong. If I did, you can't blame me. I don't know the way here...
Seeing the park's pool, Ling Yu drove into the park's pool like in the original plot, causing water to splash everywhere.
"Do you have the interest in getting a woman wet?”The water in the pool once again soaked Poison Island's Tsuyoshi's clothes completely. Poison Island's Tsuyoshi shook her hair and looked at Ling Yu angrily. It had been two times. He must have done it on purpose. He must have done it on purpose. It was like this last time, and it was the same this time.
"Take out the tape from my bag.”Ling Yu didn't seem to notice the poison island's poison island and only extended his hand to her.
The Poison Island Cultivator suspected that Ling Yu was trying to change the topic, so he stared at him for a while. Ling Yu was calm under the Poison Island Cultivator's gaze, and in the end, the Poison Island Cultivator couldn't see anything. She wanted to see what Ling Yu was trying to do. If he didn't do anything after taking the tape, then it was obvious that he was trying to change the topic. This meant that he had wet himself on purpose.
Of course, Ling Yu wouldn't let the Poison Island Girl see through his actions so easily, so he stuck the tape on the handle like the original plot, and let the car spin in the pool. He also made the sound of the car attract the nearby zombies.
"I see! He would use his voice to distract them and then take the opportunity to escape.”Seeing Ling Yu's actions, as well as the zombies attracted by the sound of the car, Poison Island Girl was fooled by Ling Yu just like that. Looks like he didn't do it on purpose. I'm just being paranoid, right?
"If we go out from the east exit, we'll reach Gao Cheng's forest. Let's go through here.”Seeing that Poison Island's Devil wasn't as suspicious of him as before, Ling Yu secretly heaved a sigh of relief. At the same time, he took the opportunity to interrupt Poison Island's Devil's thoughts and looked at the Xaya family in Gaocheng.
Just as Ling Yu heaved a sigh of relief, Hanago, the little fairy on his shoulder, was looking at him suspiciously. Ling Yu naturally noticed the little fairy's gaze and completely ignored Hanago!
"I see, I understand!" The Poison Island Cultivator nodded. He bent his legs slightly and jumped out of the pool. Ling Yu lightly kicked his feet and followed closely behind the Poison Island Demon.
The Poison Island Girl ran forward and slashed at the head of a zombie on her left. The zombie fell immediately. Less than a meter in front of Poison Island's Zhuizi, a zombie pounced on her. Poison Island's Zhuizi squatted slightly and dodged the zombie's hand. She brushed past him, turned around, and hit the back of the zombie's head with a knife. Then, she turned to the side and pointed the wooden knife at the zombie's neck behind her, saying,""It stinks! At least wash your hair?" After saying that, he sent the zombie flying into the pool.
The poor zombie flew into the pool to wash his hair, but was run over by a car in the pool.
Looking at the zombie that was sent flying, Poison Island Girl raised her knife in front of her and said,""Alright, no need to show mercy!" While speaking, she charged at the zombies in front of her.
"This woman is quite violent! Lingyu, you have to be careful! However, her talent was amazing! He's a promising talent!" Hanago, who was sitting on Ling Yu's shoulder and watching the show, said to Poison Island's Saberhead.
Hearing Hanago's words, Ling Yu only looked at Poison Island's Slayer and smiled.
However, when the Poison Island Cultivator arrived in front of the zombie kids, his eyes suddenly changed, and the wooden saber in his hand stopped. The Poison Island Devil had stopped, but that didn't mean that those little zombies would stop as well. They continued to stagger toward the Poison Island Devil, opening their bloody and stinky mouths to bite him.
" The universe's super invincible sprinter!" Ling Yu ran out from the side of the Poison Island Demon and kicked the three little zombies away with a kick while spouting nonsense about Niu Cha's reputation. Under Ling Yu's feet, the three zombies shot into the distance like three cannonballs. After they crashed into the park's wall, they were buried under the gravel.
After kicking the three zombies away, Ling Yu didn't even look at them. He pulled the shocked Poison Island Girl and ran up the mountain while killing the zombies.
"Kua Zi, seeing that you're not in a good state right now, and it's getting late, let's rest here tonight and continue on our journey tomorrow!”Ling Yu said to Poison Island Tsuchiko when they arrived at the shrine on the mountain.
"Oh, okay!" The Poison Island Cultivator nodded with a dazed expression.
After entering the shrine, Ling Yu took out another set of clothes from his spatial ring and placed it in front of the Poison Island Girl, saying,""Here, return your clothes first! Be careful not to catch a cold." As he spoke, he walked out of the shrine.
"Where are you going?" Seeing Ling Yu walk out, Poison Island's Tsuyoshi couldn't help but ask.
"I'll go clean up the zombies near the shrine! If you want me to stay and watch you change, I have no reason to refuse!”Ling Yu turned his head and said to Poison Island's Demon with a smile as he walked out.
With a plop, the last zombie near the shrine fell to Ling Yu's hands. Ling Yu glanced at the corpses around him and put the gun back into his Space Ring. At this moment, Ling Yu had gained another 755 energy points, making a total of 3250 energy points. However, Ling Yu still felt that it was too little.
"This battle has ended.
You have eliminated zombies x700, gained 700 energy points.
You and your companions have killed 60 zombies. You have received 30 energy points. (Hit by a car!)
Your companion has killed 50 zombies and received 25 energy points.
He had obtained a total of 755 energy points from this battle.”
"Lingyu, why don't you go accompany your future woman?”The little fairy Hanago left Ling Yu's shoulder and flew in front of him as she asked curiously. Logically speaking, Ling Yu should be accompanying the Poison Island Demon to take advantage of the situation! Could it be that Ling Yu had no experience and didn't know what to do? The more Hanago thought about it, the more likely it was.
"It's okay. The girl only sees her innate talent as a disease. She just needs to tell her about it.”Ling Yu said nonchalantly. However, he thought hatefully in his heart,"It's all because you're the third wheel. How dare you say that?" Do you want me to pile up the poison island in front of you and let you admire it? How can I not settle it first!
"What? Your future woman isn't in a good state right now. You should go and comfort her, okay? You idiot! You have to seize this opportunity and perform well! Such an opportunity was not something that could be said easily. It was something that could not be obtained!”Seeing that Ling Yu didn't seem to mind, Hanago was even more certain that Ling Yu didn't know what to do, so she quickly taught him,""Go back now and sit beside her and ask her what's going on. Then, quietly listen to her tell her story and comfort her. There was a very high chance that she would jump into your arms and cry in excitement at the end of the sentence. After entering your arms, there is a certain chance that she will develop a certain dependence on you, because at this time, she may need a warm embrace, and you just happen to have it! Even if you don't, you can still make her feel that you're a really good person and have a good impression of you! This way, it would be easier to make a move in the future, right?”
" According to various situations, we can make various responses to gain her favor and 'heart'…"
Hearing Hanago's words, Ling Yu looked at Hanago in a daze. Ling Yu didn't understand how this little fairy knew so much!
"What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?" Hanago asked curiously when she saw Ling Yu looking at her in a daze.
"It's nothing. I just feel that you're very experienced!”Ling Yu said in disbelief.
"You must be envious!" Hanago said proudly, then listed a 'Chasing a Girl Secret Manual' in the Dream Mall for 1 Saint Crystal, and then said,"I also learned it from this secret manual. It contains the experience of all those who have successfully picked up girls! If you don't understand in the future, you can ask me. I'll help you pick up girls!”
"There's still this thing inside!" Ling Yu swallowed his saliva as he looked at this 'Chasing a Girl's Secret Technique'. He really wanted it! But it was so expensive, he couldn't afford it! Oh right, Hanago has read this book. If I want to hit on her in the future, it won't be a rare occasion where I have nothing to say…
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