Lucky Gold Python
Unknowingly, it had been a month since he returned to the valley. This month was still the same as before, living a monotonous life that everyone dreamed of.
" I don't understand. Everything is fleeting clouds. This is the sentiment of the world. The poor want to live the life of the rich, but the rich want to live a plain life. Life rises and falls, and desires are at the top.
Everyone was innocent when they were young and had never suffered from insomnia. However, when they grew up, they understood more and knew more things. They would have their own dreams, work hard, fight hard, and be stressed. They would not be able to sleep. When they succeeded, they would always miss their old lives, but they could never go back.
" But don't regret it. Just like how I stole the Tendon Changing Classic, I only thought about it when I left the valley. I didn't have any hope at all. Now, I stole it back. Although it's useless, the fate of this scripture is in my hands now. As long as you remember, you can only succeed if you try.
The morning air was always fresh. I was holding a dagger that could pry open the door and randomly waving it outside the thatched cottage. It was like a dog-beating knife technique. There was no technique to speak of.
Don't look down on this dagger. It was full of strong Saber Qi, and its entire body was yellow. It wasn't caused by cutting cucumbers. This dagger was called the Dragon Slaying Dagger. Everyone knew about the Dragon Slaying Dagger, right? That's right, it was forged from the broken blade of the Dragon Slaying Dagger. When Zhou Zhiruo of the Emei Sect turned over a new leaf and became a monk, she had given the broken blades of the Heavenly Sword and Dragon Slaying Dagger to the abbot of Shaolin Temple, Master Kong Wen, for safekeeping. Since then, they had been in Shaolin Temple.
"Later on, when my master Yan Qingwu went down the mountain to Shaolin Temple for the first time, she took it with her. She happened to meet me on the way back. Seeing that I was homeless and so cute, my master couldn't bear to see me endure hunger and cold and go astray. Women always have more sympathy than men. After some thought, she brought me back. Because back then, my master saw me changing clothes in the female bathhouse. I was dressed in dirty clothes. My cute big eyes stared at my master's entire body." He was on the verge of mastering the Fiery Golden Eyes.
Actually, I was very glad that I was only five years old. If I was a little older, I would have died under Master's sword. However, there were many reasons why I appeared in the female bathhouse back then. It was because I had a simple but great dream, which was to visit all the female bathhouses in the world. There were only three places that I wanted to go in my life. The first was the female bathhouse, the second was the female dormitory, and the third was the female toilet.
Such a simple dream was very difficult to realize because I had to bear the name of a pervert and a villain who cheated the world. However, if such a good thing really happened, even if I had to bear the name of being cursed, I would still want to see her.
In the end, Master even made a Dragon Slaying Dagger and gave it to me. It has the meaning of memory, affection, and probably love.
" As for Yitian, Master is such a beautiful girl, yet she carries a peerless dagger with her. Perhaps it's to guard against me. From the first time we met, Master should have been able to tell that I'm a pervert, and a common version of a super pervert.
After chopping blindly for a while, I was really bored, so I got up and went up the mountain to catch pheasants. There were rice and wheat vegetables in the Clear Swallow Valley, but I didn't like them. I was a little partial to chicken. I didn't really like chicken, I just liked the taste of chicken.
Once again, I, Wang Cai, do not have the intention of loving chickens. I just like chickens!
Bored, I strolled along the mountain ridge, wanting to find some wild game to improve my taste. I couldn't be more familiar with the grass and trees here. I held a grass sprout in my mouth and slowly walked to the highest point of the mountain.
When I reached the top of the mountain, I walked around. Although the scenery was good and the air was good, there was nothing special about it. It was a grassland with mountains, water, and caves. It was really a paradise for men and women.
He looked for prey without a word, tensed up at the top of the mountain, afraid that he would let a chicken escape.
Even saints needed to eat, right? Moreover, people lived to have no worries about food and clothing, because everything was built on the basis of their own food and clothing. Only when they had the strength could they peek at women bathing, only when they had the strength could they hug women to sleep, and only when they had the strength could they be enchanting with women.
Therefore, every time I was bored, I would wander around the mountain forest alone and find some wild chickens or rabbits to roast to fill the emptiness in my stomach and the loneliness in my heart. I was a man. Although I was only fifteen years old, I still had a desire for women. This was a normal mentality. There were only me and my master in this valley, but I had always been extremely respectful to my master because she treated me too well.
Over the past few years, the animals in Yanqing Valley had become more intelligent. Their intelligence had increased, and they were extremely fashionable. They knew how to hide, how to fly when they heard the sound, and how to rise and fall. Moreover, they were even more helpless than some rabbits.
The chicks ran away the moment they saw me. It wasn't easy for me to catch them. This was a man's sorrow. His own chicken couldn't be too slim.
What was that? I saw a golden ray of light coming out from a crack in the rock. I raised my head and looked up. Although the sun was strong, it seemed that the sunlight couldn't penetrate through it. Although the sun was yellow, the light was white. Even if the sunlight entered, it wouldn't reflect any golden light. Could it be that there was something strange inside? Or was it some kind of treasure? Or was it a convenient place for all the Chicky on the mountain?
Humans died for wealth, birds died for food, and peacocks would shed their feathers in pursuit of the opposite sex. No matter which era it was, if one wanted to do something, to stand out, and to realize their dreams, there were two things that were indispensable: money and power.
Wealth can connect with gods and immortals. Even Buddha needs money. Everyone is greedy. I won't hide it, even though money is useless in this valley.
Who cares what it is? I'll just go in and take a look. At the same time, I cursed in my heart. I activated the Hundred Changes Divine Technique. My figure instantly increased in size, and I walked towards the stone crack in a series of phantoms.
The golden light became even clearer. After I confirmed that it wasn't a golden plant like feces or urine, I was not only shocked. Could it really be a treasure? Could it be that my character was so good that the heavens had given me a gift?
I couldn't suppress the excitement in my heart. Just as I was thanking the heavens, that golden light suddenly appeared. It was too fast. In addition, I was also using the Divine Transformation to walk over, so I didn't have time to react before I was entangled by this golden light. The golden light surrounded my body and circled my entire body.
Oh my god, this isn't some trash treasure. It's clearly a snake cave. I knew it. With my character, even the heavens wouldn't treat me so well! He must be jealous of my intelligence and skills, so he's treating me like this!
The snake that was entangling me was several meters long. It was a huge snake. However, for some reason, this snake was glowing with golden light. It was resplendent and magnificent. Although it had the potential to be a gold snake, it was also suspected to be a yellow snake. After all, there were more yellow snakes living in Asia.
It wrapped around my entire body, making me look like a pretentious little character with gold embroidery all over my body. I reflected the sunlight, and the reflected light instantly lit up the surrounding area. Even the garbage snake cave became clearer. It was a mess inside, and there were many pheasant and hare corpses as well as golden snake skin. It made me think deeply. I was wondering why the pheasants here were so difficult to catch. So it was because of this python.
'Damn it, I'm on the brink of death. I'm about to die without a complete corpse. What's the point of thinking so much? F * ck, I have to get out of here first. Otherwise, I'll really become snake feces. In the future, I won't even be able to see a chicken, let alone peep at a woman bathing.'
As he thought about it, he mustered up all his strength and struggled to break free. He was like a little boy who was being raped. Although the one who raped him was a beast, his resistance was still stronger than when he was in the Sutra Depository.
Unfortunately, this snake is too strong. I guess it's because it hasn't been mated by a female snake all year round, so it's full of energy. Perhaps it's because my strength is too weak, so my resistance is ineffective. However, it's definitely not because I've been mated all year round, so I don't have enough essence. I hereby declare that I'm not married yet.
I struggled with all my might, but I still couldn't break free. I didn't have time to think. Seeing the snake's mouth coming towards me, I immediately pulled out the Dragon Slaying Dagger. The snake wrapped around me tighter and tighter. Damn it, this dagger can even cut down a dragon. Let alone a snake, if I can't kill you today, I'll take your mother's surname!
With a clang, the Dragon Slaying Dagger was unsheathed and stabbed straight into the snake's forehead. I originally wanted to stab its teeth and let this beast have a taste of oral sex, but after comparing it with my Dragon Slaying Dagger, I found that each of its teeth was longer than my Dragon Slaying Dagger, so I could only give up this idea.
This knife was really fast, accurate, and ruthless. I was quite proud of it. Unexpectedly, when I touched the snake's body, I couldn't pierce it. Could it be that this snake practiced internal energy? Or was it different and thicker than ordinary snakes?
Not only did I sigh in my heart, but this snake's skin was too thick. Even the broken blade of the Dragon Slaying Saber couldn't pierce through it. It was probably whipped by the female snake too many times!
The giant snake seemed to feel threatened as well. It opened its mouth and wanted to swallow me, just like how it kissed the opposite sex. I was tightly entangled by it, leaving only my hand holding the Dragon Slaying Dagger hanging outside. I made a prompt decision, or it could be said that I lost my mind in a moment of desperation. In short, I stabbed with the Dragon Slaying Dagger. Damn it, I don't believe that I can't pierce you. I don't care if you're a male snake or a female snake, I don't believe that you'll have a hymen!
I silently checked it several times in my heart. Finally, I found the right time to chop at its seventh inch. This knife hit its seventh inch precisely. I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to cut it down, but my worries were shattered. The weakest part of a snake was its seventh inch, which also showed my bravery. The Dragon Slaying Dagger went in from the root and cut down, instantly cutting off half of the snake's head.
You want to kiss me, you vicious beast, I'll break your virginity today!
Immediately, fresh blood splattered out from my mouth. I couldn't tell if it was my blood or its blood. After my attack succeeded, I quickly seized the opportunity and stabbed it a few times. Compared to my thick skin, this huge snake was even more tender.
At this moment, the light on the snake's body gradually dimmed, just like a man who had just finished a battle. However, it wrapped around me even tighter, just like how every man would habitually hug the girl under him after finishing his business.
I could almost hear the creaking sound of my bones rubbing against each other. I had no foundation in the Bone Shrinking Technique, but this snake had helped me complete it. I seized the time and slashed it a few more times. First, I stabbed its eyes, then exploded its tail. I originally wanted to cut off its penis, but it was such a big snake. I really couldn't find where its penis was, so I simply stabbed it randomly.
The snake's body gradually softened, and the light also dissipated inch by inch. My entire body collapsed to the ground due to overexertion. I panted heavily, and blood continued to flow from the corner of my mouth. I still couldn't tell if it was my blood or the snake's blood.
After a while, my breathing slowly calmed down. Now that I think about it, I'm really afraid. I was almost tainted by this snake.
Although the plot is relatively short, it is indeed very dangerous. If you don't believe me, why don't you come and experience it?
If I didn't bite the snake's seventh inch, or if I fainted, then wouldn't my life be over? Damn it, it seems that I'm not destined to die. Thank God, thank myself. Fortunately, I'm fine. This is my territory. If I'm defeated by this little bastard, how will I survive in the future?
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