I am Su Xiaonuo, female, 22 years old. I have a lot of good points, but my only shortcoming is that I have a good eye for beauty, and that is-lecherous! Was it a sin to be lustful? Why are you looking at me like that? The ancients said that food and sex are human nature. Aren't we advocating restoring nature and returning to nature now?
A famous modern philosopher also said," From a small point of view, lecherousness could improve one's aesthetic ability. From a big point of view, lecherousness could improve the image of the country, which would promote the development of tourism, promote economic development, and so on. Everyone knew this famous philosopher. She was the one who everyone loved, the one who bloomed, the one who died, the one who bloomed, the one who died, the one who bloomed, the one who blo
"Plop!" Who jumped into the river? Seriously, didn't he know that the river was seriously polluted now? He still jumped into the river. He really had no environmental awareness! "Bang!" There was a loud bang. Who hit the wall? Even if they hit the wall, they couldn't be quieter. With such a loud noise, they would think that terrorists were throwing bombs. It would scare the children and the elderly. How unethical!
"Don't throw me! Don't throw me!" I immediately got down to business.
I graduated, lost my job, and fell out of love. My boyfriend, who claimed to be the best in the world in terms of looks and body, squeezed out two drops of tears at me and talked for more than an hour. Only then did I understand what he meant. He was taken in by the daughter of a certain chief. The chief said that as long as they were together, he would arrange a job that looked nothing on the surface but was actually very good. In order not to burden me, he decided to leave me and give me freedom. Let me have a broader sky to fly in, let me have a deeper ocean to swim in, let me have more and more outstanding men to choose from.
F * ck, so what if they broke up? Why did they pretend to be noble and talk so much? It was a waste of saliva and national food. Who says it's not related? The more you talk, the more energy you waste and the more you eat)
I held his hand gracefully and said sincerely,""Then let's break up. I wish you a quick promotion and a lot of money!”Of course, the more money one earned, the faster they would go to prison. Who didn't know how to be corrupt?
He shed two tears of gratitude." Thank you, Xiao Nuo. You're so nice!" There will definitely be someone better than me who will love you!”
Of course, do you think you're good? It's just a grass bottle. It's good-looking but useless. Our family's Wang Cai is more useful than you. Sigh, it's all because of lust! Next time, I must open my eyes wide and look carefully to find a man with a more handsome appearance and a more attractive figure. As the saying goes, if you die under the peony grass, you can be a romantic ghost! Is there a grass called peony grass? He did not know!
In order to commemorate the premature death of my lukewarm love, I decided…I decided to go to the river to admire the moon, and at the same time, admire the handsome men and beautiful women.
There were so many people by the river that it was really--There was a couple chasing after them. The woman was barefooted and raised her high heels. She screamed at the top of her lungs,""Robbery! Catch him!" That voice pierced through the night sky and was deafening. Her boyfriend seemed to have yet to recover from his shock and was in a daze. I think he was shocked by the shocking performance of his usually delicate and gentle girlfriend.
Seeing that the boy was still good-looking, I decided to help. So, I stretched out my hand, stomped my feet, twisted my waist, and did some warm-up exercises. Then, I flattened my mouth and shouted,"Robbery! Robbery!" That voice was a few levels higher than the original woman's voice. It was really earth-shattering! Unknowingly, the corpses of a few fish floated on the river.
"Damn it! Mind your own business!" The robber, who had already run past me, saw that I had messed up and was furious. He rushed back and pushed me.
Standing on the riverbank, I was caught off guard. Under the effect of the thrust, I began to fall. A second before I fell, I saw the robber's face and figure. If I had known that he was so handsome and had such a fit body, I would definitely have helped him knock out that couple and then run away with him to the ends of the earth. We would have been a pair of desperate mandarin ducks.
When I opened my eyes again, all I saw was an antique house. Although I didn't want to fall into a cliché, I still asked,"Which production team is filming a period drama? They didn't even tell me that they invited me to be the female lead and even ambushed me.”
A girl dressed like a servant girl who was dozing off by the bed saw that I had woken up and ran out in shock. After running far away, I heard her voice piercing through the sky."Madam, Madam! Miss is awake! Miss is awake!"
Not bad, you have potential!
Not long after, a very kind and amiable woman stumbled in with the help of a servant girl. When she saw me sitting on the bed with my eyes open, tears fell before I could speak. Her acting skills were not bad. One look and I knew that she was a capable person.
"Rou 'er! You've finally woken up. You've been unconscious for seven days and seven nights. Mother was worried to death! Mother was really afraid that she would never see you wake up again.”After saying that, tears started to fall again. Why are there so many tears? Did you use mustard to wipe your eyes? Acting is really hard. I have high respect for outstanding and dedicated actors.
Before I could speak, a very quick-witted maidservant beside me spoke up,"Furen, Miss has already woken up. You should be at ease. If you continue to cry, it won't be good for your body.”
"Yes, yes, it's good that Rou 'er is awake. I'll go and pray to Bodhisattva tomorrow to thank the gods.”The woman wiped away her tears and looked at me kindly. My heart felt uneasy. My mother had never looked at me like this before.
Seeing that she was no longer crying and that no one was interrupting me, I thought about it carefully and said,"Senior in the acting industry, although I haven't seen you on television, I think you're still a senior. Can I ask who the male lead is? Was he handsome? How was her figure? Nicholas Tse? Gu Tianle? Or Rain? "Hehe," I pretended to be shy."Do I have any passionate scenes with the male lead?"”
When the woman saw me like this, she sobbed,"What's wrong with my Rou 'er? Why are you stuttering? Where did you break it?"
The clever servant girl beside me played a key role at the critical moment. She gave a look to the little servant girl who was dozing off by my bed."Hurry up and call Imperial Physician Liu."
A few minutes later, an old doctor with white hair and one foot in the coffin walked in shakily with the help of a servant. He was really worried that he would fall asleep one day and not wake up.
The old doctor took my pulse for a while and put down my hand. He twirled his goatee and muttered to himself. The woman asked anxiously,"How is the imperial physician? How is my Rou 'er?”
The old imperial physician pondered for a long time before slowly saying,"Miss 'pulse is stable and strong, and she's in good health. Because she fell into the water and was unconscious for a long time, her words are unclear. It seems that Miss has lost her memory!”
"Memory loss?" When the woman heard this, she began to cry again." What should I do? I don't even recognize my mother!"”
"Memory loss is only temporary. Miss will slowly recover.”When the woman heard this, she immediately stopped crying. Her tears were really flowing freely.
My brain only just came back to its senses now. I think I've transmigrated. Transmigration? Wow! I've transmigrated! Then will I encounter a touching, unyielding, no, a love story with thousands of twists and turns like Bai Min and Murong Feng in Qiu Ye Yu Han's novel? They seemed to be in love too hard. If it was someone else, would I have the same romantic encounter as Mu Xiaoran? All kinds of handsome men with all kinds of charm were in my arms. Hahahaha, it feels so good to think about it! She was almost drooling.
In ancient times, there were no televisions, computers, mobile phones, mp3s, and other things to kill time. It was extremely boring. My two servant girls and I sat in the garden to admire the flowers and check on my current situation. Ding Ding Dang Dang are twins. They weren't called Ding Ding Dang Dang at first, but I was too lazy to remember their names, so I called them Ding Ding Dang Dang.
Ding ding steady, dang dang lively, complementary! What a wonderful combination! Both of them were young and beautiful girls. If they were discovered by talent scouts in our era, they might be even more popular than Twins. They were real twins. They were exactly the same.
Ding, ding, dang, dang, you told me everything about my current body.
" Miss is the daughter of Prime Minister Su's family." Luckily, her surname hasn't changed. It seems that they were still a family 500 years ago." Miss is called Piaorou.”Rejoice? Su Piaorou? Why did the name sound so weird?
"Rejoice?" As soon as Ding Ding finished speaking, the tea in my mouth sprayed all over her. The two sisters looked at me in confusion, not knowing why I had such a big reaction.
"Then do I have a brother or sister called Floating Shadow?”I held back my laughter.
"Miss, you remember now?" Dangdang's delighted expression shocked me. Could it be…
"Yes, miss has an elder brother, young master, called Piao Ying, and is now the captain of the emperor's personal guards.”
"Then do you have a relative or friend called Pan Ting?”I dragged out the word 'Ting' because I didn't believe that it would turn into shampoo in ancient times.
"Yes, yes, the cousin is called Pan Tingting.”I don't even need to look to know that it's Dangdang. I'm about to faint. Could it be that we've become the spokesperson of shampoo in ancient times?
Ding Ding added calmly," Biao Young Lady is the daughter of Furen's younger sister and the daughter of the Minister's manor. On the day the flowers fell, Young Lady was with her in the garden to admire the flowers. As for the rest, this servant did not see it and did not dare to say anything."”
Even if she didn't say anything, I would have understood. I think that Rejoice and Pan Ting are most likely at odds. There might be some conflict of interest. I didn't expect that in the modern world, the same company's products were still enemies 500 years ago. However, it was also considered a family fight. Sigh, with the country in danger, why didn't they unite against the outside world and insist on killing each other? I have the same feelings as Cao Zhi.
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