Time: 2011-2-112:10:06 Words: 3488
Lin Feng regained his consciousness, but he discovered that the place he was in was like a paradise in a novel. The white fog wrapped around everything. The green mountains and clear waters were very pleasant.
"Humph, you're awake." Mysterious Old Man (I can't see his face clearly because of the fog, but he sounds like an old man)
"Where am I? Didn't I die? And who are you?" Lin Feng spoke.
"Can you just ask me one question at a time? You asked so many questions at once, making me want to answer that.”‘I said unhappily.
Lin Feng nodded in understanding."You should introduce yourself first."
"I'm the famous Li Er.”‘After saying that, he even put on a posture that he thought was cool but actually funny.
Lin Feng glanced at 'your father' and gave him a look that told him to continue.'Your father' couldn't help but blush when he saw Lin Feng's expression. However, he quickly recovered and spoke with a solemn expression,"This is the residence I use to cultivate my body.”
"That means I'm still dead." Lin Feng mumbled to himself.
'I' gave you a look that said that you're not hopeless and said,"Of course, if you're not a god or an immortal, how can you come to my place?”
"Aren't people going to hell after they die? And why am I here?" Lin Feng looked at his surroundings and thought,'This doesn't look like the legendary underworld.”
"Most people will go to hell after they die, but you're different. Because you're my grandson. In your previous life, you became a great god because of me. However, you said that the immortal world was too boring and wanted to go to the human world to train (saying that it was training was actually going to play).”‘After saying that, he waved his hand at Lin Feng. A lot of information appeared in Lin Feng's mind. (Because his son had died before he became a deity, leaving behind only Lin Feng as his descendant, his father especially liked his grandson. To put it bluntly, he was just an old child.
Lin Feng regained his consciousness and thought,'In my previous life, I spent 18 years in the human world. There were only 18 days in the sky. Time passed slowly in the sky, but the human world was still much more interesting.”"Grandpa, I still want to go play in the human world. After staying down there for a long time, I feel that it's even more boring up here."”
"Alright, where do you want to go this time?"”
Lin Feng thought to himself,'The scheming and infighting in the Ninja Realm, Lin Feng's persistence, the schemers' group hiding, and so on.'”When he thought of the group trove, Lin Feng couldn't help but want to teach him a lesson."Then let's go to the Ninja Realm. After all, Japanese ninjutsu evolved from Daoist techniques.”
"Alright, go find Six Paths. That kid, Six Paths, is also a member of our Taoism, but he went to Japan to preach and never came back. Just thinking about his ninjutsu is infuriating.”‘I said angrily.
"Then I'll be leaving." Lin Feng said. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lin Feng teleported, and the scene changed to Japan. A perverted old man with 6 circles in his eyes and sharp ears was staring at the glass ball on the desk. The glass ball showed a scene of a beautiful woman with big breasts bathing. Because of the size of the glass ball, Six Paths controlled the image from time to time. He was so engrossed in the scene that he almost drooled.
Lin Feng kicked the door of the office. The door was sent flying and smashed into the glass ball on the desk. Old Man Six Paths reached out his hand, intending to catch the door that was flying towards the glass ball. But because of 'Laozi,' Lin Feng had recovered his divine body. How could the immortal body of the Six Paths endure this? The moment Six Paths touched the door, he realized something was wrong and immediately used his other hand to block it. Fortunately, Lin Feng only used 50% of his strength. Otherwise, Six Paths would have suffered a huge loss. The main reason was that they had no place to complain.
"That blind thing dared to sneak attack me.”Old Man Six Paths had lost his face just now, so he shouted angrily.
Lin Feng indifferently pursed his lips."Is that so? So what if I ambushed you?”
When the old man Six Paths saw Lin Feng, he immediately collapsed like a frosted eggplant. He gloomily spoke,"So it's you, Young Master. Why do you have the time to come here?”
"Hmph, can't I come for no reason? Don't tell me you don't welcome me?”Lin Feng glanced at Six Paths 'expression and intentionally spoke in a troubled manner.
"No, no, I'm happy that you're here.”Six Paths said.
The phone on the desk rang. Six Paths walked over and picked up the phone proudly. He said,""Who is it?" The voice of the 'old man' came from the other end of the phone. Six Paths immediately changed to a respectful tone and said,""So it's Cult Master! My heart for you, Sect Master, can summon the sun and moon…Omit 1,000 words. is. It was... is... Alright then, I won't disturb you anymore.”Six Paths thought to himself," Cult Master said that Young Master wants to go to Ninja Realm to play. I'll try my best to satisfy Young Master's request." However, he couldn't give too much, or else the Ninja Realm would be in chaos. Sigh! How troublesome."
Six Paths thought for a moment, gritted his teeth and said,""Young master, how about this? Cult Master said that he would try his best to satisfy your requirements, so I'll give you three great eye techniques.”
"What is it? Three great eye-bloodline techniques." Lin Feng asked with uncertainty. This was because the fusion of three eye-bloodline techniques was indeed a super torturous technique in the Ninja Realm. Hence, Lin Feng had no choice but to confirm it.
However, Six Paths thought that Lin Feng despised him for not giving him enough. He gritted his teeth and said,"Then add a Wood Escape."”
"Little Six, as far as I know, the Sharunan is a cursed eye. You're not trying to harm me by giving it to me, are you?”When Lin Feng heard Six Paths say that he would use wood escape, he instantly laughed in his heart. However, a solemn expression still remained on his face, wanting to squeeze Six Paths even more.
"Young Master, how can that be?" Six Paths said with black lines all over his head. Even if you lend me 10 guts, I wouldn't dare! "It's like this. In order to maintain the balance in the Ninja Realm, I separated the three major eye techniques. At the beginning, it was my eyes, and I gave this eye technique to you, Young Master. Because you have a divine body, your eyes have also become divine eyes. That way, there won't be any negative harm.”
"I see! Then you should have said so earlier next time. I thought you were trying to harm me. "How about this? Just give me some compensation for my mental damage. Just give me anything. If it's not too good, just give me the ring on your finger. At the same time, let me bring two Divine Beasts over. Wasn't there such a beast in there?”Lin Feng shamelessly extorted.
Six Paths used his hand to wipe the cold sweat that had just appeared on his head and thought to himself," You call this casual? This ring of mine is an immortal artifact that the sect leader gave me when I became an immortal. F * ck, Young Master is so dark. Forget it, she should just give him the ring and send him away as soon as possible.”"Young Master, here, take this ring." I don't have any mythical beasts. If you do, you can bring two. However, there will be a limit in the Ninja Realm.”
Lin Feng received the ring that Six Paths gave him and laughed in his heart."I don't need to trouble you with the divine beast. I'll think of a way myself.”
Lin Feng walked to Six Paths 'desk and dialed a number. After two rings, the call connected and a voice sounded,""Little Six, didn't I say that we just have to satisfy a few of his requests and send him away?”
When Lin Feng heard that his 'father' was treating him like a plague, he spoke in dissatisfaction,"Hey, Grandpa, who are you talking to? I heard everything.”
The 'old man' thought,"It's all Little Liuzi's fault for letting me slip. I'll find trouble with him later." However, he quickly said,"Ah, it's Lil Feng. Is there something you're looking for me for?”
"Grandpa, don't you have four Divine Beasts? I think since you don't have any use for them, why don't you give them to me?”Lin Feng took advantage of his father's slip of the tongue and hurriedly stated his conditions.
"That won't do. I'll give them all to you. Whoever becomes my mount will help me look after the garden.”‘This old man was also happy to bargain with Lin Feng.
"Grandpa, give me two then. You can keep one as a mount and one for you to look after the garden.”Lin Feng pondered for a moment and halved the conditions.
" Alright then, you want those two?" Seeing that Lin Feng was giving in, the 'old man' also gave in.
"Give me Little Green (Azure Dragon) and Sister Yan (Vermilion Bird). I've played with them very well in the past.”Lin Feng wanted two divine beasts that he was already very familiar with.
"Alright then. Is there anything else? If there's nothing else, then that's it. The Jade Emperor has made the phone bill really expensive now. Even a great god like me who has clean sleeves feels extravagant when using it.”‘I, your father, muttered to himself and hung up.
Lin Feng heard the beeping sound from the phone. Beep...' He put down the phone and rubbed his nose gloomily.
Lin Feng teased," Little Six, I've been here for so long, but you still haven't made me a pot of tea. Are you looking down on me?"”After obtaining the divine beast, Lin Feng felt extremely happy. Staring at the frowning Six Paths, he couldn't help but tease him. However, his expression was extremely solemn, as though he was a good person.
"Young Master, don't tease me. It's not like you don't know that we, the immortals who are released outside, can barely support ourselves with our salary. How can we have the spare money to buy tea?”Six Paths knew that Lin Feng was joking with him and pretended to be pitiful.
"Alright, I won't talk nonsense with you anymore. My old man has already promised me. When are you sending me to Ninja Realm?" Lin Feng thought of how charming the shy Hatata was, the ultimate weapon of Tsunete in the Ninja Realm.”He couldn't help but say.
"Alright then. Since Young Master is ready, then get ready. Let me send you there. Speaking of which, do you want to possess someone or start your own family?”When Six Paths recalled that Lin Feng hadn't told him what to do in Ninja World, he asked with black lines on his forehead.
"Since I'm going to the Ninja Realm, I'll have to be a pig's trotter. If I start my own clan, I won't know the plot. Let me replace the original Lin Feng.”After speaking, Lin Feng had a lewd smile on his face. She shouted in her heart,'Beauty in the ninja realm, your future husband is coming soon.'”
"Alright then, what time do you have in mind?”Six Paths asked again.
"It should be when Village Chief just sealed Nine-tailed. Otherwise, it would be too strange to open his eyes at other times.”Lin Feng spoke.
" Then follow me," Six Paths said as they walked.
He walked to a door with the symbol of the eye of reincarnation on it. Six Paths opened the door and a small room appeared. There was a Tai Chi pattern in the air.
Six Paths pointed at the Taiji diagram and said to Lin Feng,""Go up there and stand properly."
After hearing Six Paths 'words, Lin Feng walked to the front of the taiji diagram and jumped up.
When Six Paths saw that Lin Feng was already standing, he called out," Get ready.”He chanted an incantation and formed a seal with his hands.
10 minutes passed.
20 minutes passed.
Half an hour passed.
Lin Feng stood on top of the taiji diagram and grew impatient. He spoke in dissatisfaction,"Hey, Little Six, can you do it or not?”
Six Paths frowned and said,""Don't be noisy. Alright. 3···2···1。”She thought unhappily,'Young Master, don't you know that men can't say no…'
Six Paths of Samsara executed the " Six Paths of Reincarnation-Reincarnation Art." A white light flashed as Lin Feng, who was standing on the taiji diagram, vanished.
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