Time: 2007-7- 10 16:29:00 Words: 3839
It was a snowy night. I brought Yang Tiexin to wander around the mansion. Is there overtime pay?
"Quickly tell me where the Princess Consort lives.”Yang Tiexin asked. The servant that he had captured did not seem to be proficient in interrogation.
This kind of professional work should be handed over to me. Although I've only watched a few TV series, this kind of TV series that has absorbed the dross of 5,000 years is enough for a small matter like interrogation! Learning depended on the quality, not the quantity, so don't think that reading more books is a good thing. A book like " The Plum in the Golden Vase " would let you understand the boundless romance and erotic classics.
"Are you married?"
"I just got married two months ago."
"Is your wife pretty?"
"So-so, not bad!"
"So if I cut you in this part, how do you think your wife will live the rest of her life? Do you want me to go and see her?"
"Ask away! I'll tell you everything."
"Where does the princess live?"
"I'm from the front yard, and I'm not allowed to enter the back yard. It says,'Servants and male dogs are not allowed to enter.' I'm not lying to you, I really don't know!”He had failed! He should find a maid and knock her out!
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"Do you have a lover?"
"I won't say it. Although I'm only a maid, the princess treats us very well. Pervert, don't even think about having any ideas about my princess.”What exactly was this? Knock him out, change to another one.
"Do you have a lover?"
"Hero, although you're not bad looking, don't be so direct. Moreover, there were two of them at the same time. Her little heart was jumping in fright. If you don't believe me, you can touch it!”Where can I vomit? Eh? Uncle, you can't take it anymore! Knock him out and change.
"Do you have a lover?"
"Yes." Heavens! Finally, he met a normal one.
"So if I stab you in this part, do you think he will still be with you?”
"It doesn't matter. He's blind and can't see.”Wakayaya! God wants me dead!
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Finally, after knocking out countless people, we went around a bamboo fence and saw three small houses with black tiles and white walls.
This is an extremely common civilian residence in Jiangnan. We didn't expect to see it in this luxurious mansion. We didn't feel surprised. I was mentally prepared, but Yang Tiexin felt that it was extremely familiar.
The two of them gently walked around the back of the house and looked through the window gap. They saw that the tables and stools were all made of rough wood. The bed and curtains were all like the farmhouses in Jiangnan. They were very crude and simple. An iron spear and a plowshare were hung on the wall. In the corner of the house was a spinning wheel used for spinning.
In the middle of the room, a woman in a coarse green dress was sitting at the table, staring at the candlelight in a daze. Taking advantage of the flickering candlelight, he saw her beautiful and dignified face. It actually had a kind of otherworldly feeling.
Yang Tiexin was trembling all over. He wanted to enter the room and ask what was going on. I quickly pulled him back and took a few steps back. For my life and his life, we had to talk!
"Is she your wife?" He asked even though he knew the answer. I don't have a choice. You won't make me pretend to be a prophet, right?
"Yes, sir!" Pain, confusion, excitement, sadness.
Ten years, life and death are both boundless. Don't think about it, it's hard to forget. Thousands of miles of lonely graves, no place to talk about desolation.
Eh? Was this poem suitable for the current situation?
"She thought you were dead, so she married the King of Jin Kingdom, right?”She wanted to lure him into thinking.
“………”
"How should a woman whose husband has died live? Do you want her to hold your memorial tablet and be alone for the rest of her life?”In the Song Dynasty, there seemed to be a lot of widows. The great defense of etiquette had harmed the lives of many young women. But I like it. After all, there shouldn't be any comrades who are willing to be cuckolded!
In a situation where one was unable to ensure the harmony of one's family, letting society supervise was the important role of the existence of the Cheng-Zhu school of thought.
"What can you give her now? If you barge in, you'll ruin her happy life. She still has a son.”Am I being too cruel? In the ancient times where male chauvinism was rampant, would he listen?
Heavens! I'm tired and sleepy. I still have to do political and idealistic work. I need to add more salt.
"Even if you see her and she is willing to go with you, will the King of Jin Kingdom be willing? Could he bear such humiliation? What awaits you will be endless pursuit and endless escape. Is this the life you want her to live?”They still haven't come to their senses and cried bitterly, thanking me for saving their family's lives.
Eh? There was no reaction. Could it be that the drug was too strong? He couldn't take it, right? Yang Tiexin's expression kept changing as he suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood, which fell onto the snow like a blooming red plum blossom.
"You still have Nian Ci!" I grabbed his shoulder and shook him.
"Thank you so much!" A moment later, his expression returned to normal. He looked up at the sky and saw that the snow was still falling. He let out a long breath, as if he wanted to spit out all the bitterness he had accumulated from running around for the past 20 years to find his beloved wife.
"I just want to see her again!" He walked towards the cabin with a natural expression. Did I do the right thing or the wrong thing?
The so-called hero should be someone who could break through at the critical moment. However, how long was he going to watch? Was ten minutes enough? So cold! So tired!
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At this moment, shouts came from outside. Could it be that our whereabouts have been exposed? That's true, knocking so many people unconscious would definitely arouse suspicion. Moreover, those people should have been saved by now.
Many people are running over here. It seems that the target is us. Should I hide? This was too unrighteous! 'Let Yang Tiexin hold me hostage? Would they care about the life and death of a servant?
It seemed that he could only kidnap the princess now. However, would this old man, who was still standing there foolishly, agree? Could it be that my life is going to end today? I haven't married yet!
"Uncle, we have to go!" I reminded him.
"Alright, follow me.”At this moment, Yang Tiexin no longer had the aura of an old man. Instead, he was full of heroic spirit and fighting spirit, as if he had returned to that snowy night twenty years ago.
Twenty years, one cycle!
Twenty years ago, he had fought for his family. Twenty years later, his wife would marry someone else. What was he fighting for?
To prove himself? For Nian Ci? It can't be for me!
"If I die, take care of Nian Ci for me!”Was he going to entrust his son to him before he died?
Hey! Uncle, if you die, I will take care of Nianci. The key is, will they let me go? You are our main force! You must get out of here alive.
At this moment, we had already rushed into the crowd. Yang Tiexin was holding a wooden stick as a spear, displaying the Yang Family Spear Art to its fullest. Stab, pierce, lock, grab, coil, hit, sit, collapse, every move was fatal, and every move was soul-snatching.
The spear picked a line, the rod hit a large area, the body was as light as a swallow in the clouds, and the heroic spirit soared to the sky!
Who's playing the music? Who was singing?
At this moment, he seemed to have broken through the limitations of the Yang family spear and reached the realm of mastery. The wooden stick seemed to have a soul as it bloomed into a blood-red flower in the crowd.
So handsome! This was a spear technique that could only be used on a real battlefield. I tried my best to shrink my body and hide behind him. After all, swords have no eyes. I won't tell you before I kill you.
Eh? If I kill Yang Tiexin from behind, will they think that I'm in cahoots with them and let me go? I'm just joking. Don't look at me like that. Who do you think I am? Am I that shameless? Am I the kind of person who would betray his accomplices for his own sake?
Just as she was thinking about it, she suddenly heard someone shout,"Water! His Highness's room is flooded!"”The moment he said this, the soldiers chasing us immediately fell into chaos. If we don't leave now, when will we?
We fought our way out and headed straight for the walls of the Imperial Residence. Yang Tiexin pushed me to the top of the wall and turned around to look at the chaotic fire in the distance.
Eh? He couldn't be going back, right? Sending me out to take care of Mu Nianci and sending yourself to your death, this is the plot of a third-rate TV drama, please don't be so stupid!
Fortunately, Yang Tiexin was not the protagonist in Qiong Yao's novel. Is this considered a personal attack? It's just a metaphor.) He jumped onto the wall.
Fortunately, he came over. Otherwise, I really wouldn't dare to jump over such a high wall! If he fell and became a cripple, he wouldn't even have medical insurance.
The two figures supported each other and disappeared into the snow…
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In a small inn near Gao Sheng Inn, Mu Nianci was rubbing my feet. There was no other way. When he jumped down, there was a rock below and he sprained his ankle!
However, to be able to get a beauty to rub my feet, haha! It was worth it!
It was already midnight. Where was the little girl? Is she okay? He should be fine! However, there are many experts in the Prince's mansion now, and Ouyang Ke is also there. No, I have to go back to the inn to take a look.
"It's already late at night. You can't move easily. There are still knife wounds on your body. There are still soldiers chasing after you outside.”Meeting a beautiful woman and sleeping in the same bed, was this hinting at something?
When I limped into the snow outside, I was still thinking about what would have happened if I had agreed just now. Sometimes, fantasizing could also increase one's strength.
"If you need anything, look for me at the inn in the eastern district.”Am I playing hard to get?
The wind was howling and the snow was dancing. I'm tired, cold, sleepy, and my body is aching. I remember that there were a few knives cutting my body, but why don't I feel anything now?
Xi 'er: The north wind blows, the snowflakes drift, the snowflakes drift, the year comes. Father went out to hide for seven whole days and didn't return by thirty nights. The auntie gave me some rice noodles. I'm waiting for my father to come home for the new year.
Yang Bailao: Ten miles of snow is white. I've been hiding from debt for seven days and came home. I hope to get through this. I can endure freezing and hunger.
Who was the one who sang the model opera? Who played the three-stringed zither? Am I insane?
After dodging a few waves of golden soldiers and falling a few times, they finally arrived at the inn!
He pushed open the little girl's room, but there was no one there! My heart instantly turned cold. What kind of feeling was this? Why was there a place that hurt so much?
Eh? Why is the light on in my room?
Pushing open the door, a familiar figure greeted him. A sense of relief and relaxation filled his entire body.
"You really are such a person. I told you not to move, but you insisted on barging in. You don't know martial arts. I looked for you for a long time, and in the end, I saw that you were being chased by a group of people. I had no choice but to set fire to you. Are you even listening to me?" The little girl's fist landed on my body.
I looked at the little girl's anxious words, and a warmth spread in my heart. However, I really couldn't take it anymore. I only saw the little girl's face and the words that I couldn't hear from her seductive little mouth.
"Rong 'er, I'm so tired!" I said softly and lay down on the bed, never wanting to get up again.
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Swindling and Swindling
2007-7- 10 20:23:00 Words: 2885
In the east of the Central Capital, there was an inn.
In the morning, when she woke up, she felt that something was missing in her room! It must be the little girl's chattering. Where did she go?
Eh? The wounds on my body are well bandaged. Have I seen a doctor? Could it be that my sleepwalking is acting up again? There was also a faint fragrance lingering in the room.
At this moment, my entire body is no longer aching. My entire body is full of vitality. The small universe is constantly spinning in my body. I want to explode. Watch my "Pegasus Meteor Fist".
Have I ever eaten the Shaolin Temple's all-nourishing pill?
" Little girl, wake up early in the morning, pull up your pants, and go to the outhouse. There's someone in the outhouse, so I have no choice but to poop on my pants…"
Humming a song, he walked to the little girl's room and pushed the door open. Was the door unlocked? How would I know? In novels, people just casually push open the door and enter. Why don't I sneak a peek from the window? However, if I do that, won't people misunderstand that I'm peeping at someone bathing?）。
Wow! The package was still there, so I was relieved. Although I had plundered a lot of property yesterday, I still couldn't give up this long-term meal ticket.
If you want me to be stranded in a different world, without any relatives or friends, and be pitiful, of course you have to plan carefully and live seriously. However, was this considered living off a woman?
Not good, I reached into my pocket. My silver!
I knew that this little girl wouldn't change my clothes for no reason. There are only three possibilities for such a young lady to do this kind of work.
One, she has taken a fancy to someone and intends to devote herself to him! Am I dreaming? The probability was 0.00%.
Two, it's profitable and you plan to take my money for yourself. However, it seemed like she was only collecting her debts! The probability was 99.992%.
Third, crazy! But thinking about it, only she could drive people crazy. The person who could drive her crazy had not yet been born! Ouyang Feng was a vivid example. The probability was zero percent.
Eh? Since it's zero percent, how can you say it's possible? Give me a reason first! Let me think about it. I wonder if I can make up the number of words?
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Outside the inn, the snow was still falling heavily, and the streets, eaves, and roofs were all covered in thick snow. In the distance, there were children playing, drivers shouting, and peddlers shouting. It was a winter scene in the north.
Following the crowd, I walked through the street and into an alley. Suddenly, I saw a figure in a hurry among the crowd. I finally found my target. Should I congratulate myself on my good luck, or should I thank the author for his arrangements?
Was this the so-called 'no coincidence, no story'? Otherwise, in the vast sea of people, meeting and getting to know each other would be a lie!
I saw Brother Guo Jing hurriedly walking forward. His footsteps were really like flying. Fortunately, he came from the opposite side of me. Otherwise, he really wouldn't have been able to catch up. I pretended to meet him and bumped into him.
F * ck, why did I fly out, but he didn't move at all? It's not fair. The balance of this game is not good. I want to complain! Where is the GM?
"Brother Li?" Guo Jing helped me up and exclaimed.
"It's really hard to find you! No, life was full of surprises! Brother Guo, we're really fated!" I laughed. Sigh, my shoulder hurts.
"Brother Li, are you alright? "I was in a hurry just now, so…" Guo Jing said embarrassedly.
Sigh, an honest man is an honest man. Am I going too far by bullying him like this? But did anyone know? Did anyone care? I bullied him, so what?
"It's fine, I'm fine. I'm used to bumping into you! By the way, where are you going in such a hurry?”However, was it more foolish to let someone hit him or to ask someone to beat him up?
"Brother Huang invited me to meet him by the lake ten miles west of the city. You've seen him before. He's that little beggar!”Of course I've seen it before. I see it every day!
"If there's anything I can help you with, just let me know. He would go up a mountain of knives and go to hell without hesitation.”I patted my chest and promised.
"No, thanks!" Eh? It's different from the lines I designed. Change the hint.
"Where did you go with the Taoist priest yesterday? His martial arts are so powerful!" I pretended to be impressed.
"Priest Wang was harmed by a traitor in the Imperial Residence last night and is now poisoned. Unfortunately, we can't buy an antidote. If he isn't treated in a few hours, he will inevitably be disabled for life. I was just about to discuss it with Brother Huang.”Guo Jing said sadly. Haha, this is the line I wanted.
"Then what kind of medicinal ingredients do you need?" I asked worriedly.
"I need four medicines: dragon's blood, Tianqi, myrrh, and bear's gall. It's a pity that the prince's mansion bought them first.”It was a very angry expression.
"Wow, what a coincidence. I happen to have an antidote here and the four medicines you mentioned.”I said exaggeratedly. Don't you think my expression is too fake? But I've only performed skits at school parties before, so I'm not considered a proper actor. Don't blame me!
"Really, I can't thank you enough!" Guo Jing solemnly saluted me. Should I feel embarrassed?
"It's nothing. It's nothing!" I said with a fake smile, how tiring! Please respect actors with good acting skills, such as me.
"But Brother Li, why did you buy the antidote?”Why are you asking so many questions? It was fine as long as it was useful.
"I have a friend who was also poisoned. I bought two pairs yesterday, and I want to return this extra pair to the pharmacy.”Can I return this?
"It's really the will of the heavens that the evil people's schemes can't succeed!”What did this have to do with the heavens? It was clearly me!
"That's right. Otherwise, I wouldn't have bought two sets of medicinal herbs yesterday. Hurry up and go back to boil the medicine!" I'll put the medicinal herbs in his hands. Let's go!
"I thank Brother Li for your help on behalf of Priest Wang. If there's anything you need in the future, Guo Jing will definitely do his best!”It was too grand!
Eh? Was this the legendary tiger's body shaking and the four quarters bowing down? Why don't I feel any sense of accomplishment? Besides, wasn't the guy in front of me the one who bumped into me just now?
"But what about your 'date' with Brother Huang?”Why do I feel uncomfortable when I mention that word?
"Why don't you help me give the medicine to Priest Wang? I'll go see Brother Huang and see if he has any urgent matters!”Guo Jing said embarrassedly.
No way! Is there something wrong with my eardrums? Was this what Guo Jing should say? If that's the case, I didn't get hit for nothing.
It was really bitter and hateful to press the golden thread year after year and make wedding clothes for others!
"That's not good! I'm not familiar with Priest Wang. Will he believe me?”Thinking about what other reasons there were, his brain worked at high speed.
"Why don't you go and see Brother Huang for me?”Haha, why didn't you say so earlier? It's really cold winter, I'm so tired!
"This!" She pretended to be in a difficult position and was thinking. "Alright then!"
"Thank you! I have to go back quickly. Priest Wang is still waiting for me!”Guo Jing turned to leave.
"Wait! The weather is so cold. Can you lend me your coat?”F * ck, I'm the only one who's going overboard by borrowing someone else's clothes in the middle of winter! However, in order to recover the cost of the medicinal herbs, I can only be shameless this time. I'm poor, so who am I afraid of?
"Good!" Guo Jing said straightforwardly. Sure enough, he looked like he often helped refugees.
"Oh right, Brother Li, please give this bag of snacks to Brother Huang. He loves it the most.”
Eh? Was this the bag of desserts that had touched the hearts of countless girls? Don't worry, I'll make good use of it.
"Got it. I'll regret it!" I bid him farewell.
Wahaha, what else could Guo Jing do from now on? If he didn't steal the medicine from the prince's mansion, he wouldn't have snake blood to drink. He wouldn't be immune to all poisons, which would increase his mortality rate. Without Mei Chaofeng and the Nine Yin Scripture, how could he win the spouse finding martial arts competition on Peach Blossom Island? In the end, if he couldn't see the little girl, everything would be over.
Am I too despicable, too shameless, too great, hahahaha…
Eh? Why are so many people looking at me? Did something happen?
"This person looks pretty good. I didn't expect him to be a lunatic. He's smiling foolishly at the sky for nothing.”Matchmaker A.
"Maybe my wife ran away with someone else and was too shocked.”Big Han B.
"I see that this person's forehead is black, his eyes are lifeless, and he's stupid. Something bad must have happened recently.”Divine Divination C.
"…" Passerby D was speechless.
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