Time: 2007-7- 11 23:04:00 Words: 3538
I even finished the snake blood soup by myself. I just found out that I must drink snake blood.
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The snow continued to fall heavily. The night in the Central Capital was as calm as usual. The occasional patrol was also in a hurry!
"Are you sure you told Wang Chuyi what I said?”In a dark corner of the King Zhao Residence, there were three figures hiding. Two of them were wearing tight-fitting night clothes, and the other was wearing a black coat.
Of course, I was the one wearing the black jacket. I would never wear a woman's night outfit again. However, it just so happened that the two of them each had a set. Haha, in the end, it was still easy for me.
Looking at their exquisite curves and slim figures, it was really satisfying! However, he couldn't reveal his perverted eyes. He had to look at it with an artistic eye.
The little girl had a slender figure and was petite. Mu Nianci was plump and charming.
From the deep exchanges between many directors and actors, we can know where the charm of art lies.
"Long-winded. Of course, I've conveyed the message. But how did you know that Wanyan Hong Lie wanted to steal grandpa Yue's 'Wu Mu Will?' I've never heard of this book before." The little girl asked suspiciously.
"Haha, back then I told you that I was an important person in the secret organization Yue Family Army. This information was only for the internal reference of the organization. I took the risk of being investigated by the organization to tell them, wasn't it to increase our safety?”I said righteously.
Once Quan Zhen Sect hears this news, they should come over and take a look. When the time comes, who will care about us small fries? We will fish in troubled waters.
Eh, what if we alert the enemy and they get into a heated fight? What if we, the fish in the moat, are implicated?
The question about fish was a serious one! However, my brain isn't a computer. Why would I consider all of this? Wasn't he wasting his brain cells?
"Yue Clan Army? Then you must be a righteous man who fights against gold. But can your organization even allow people who don't know martial arts to join?”Another girl asked curiously.
Hey, hey, hey! If you don't speak, no one will think you're mute. Is it your profession to embarrass me?
"Well, there's no distinction between noble and humble jobs. I'm in charge of coordinating the work.”I said humbly.
Eh? Why can't I forget the work the old shopkeeper gave me? Am I really going to get involved? No! I don't want to think about it anymore. It's most suitable for Guo Jing to be the one to do the work of rebelling and fighting.
Should she find him to be a scapegoat at the right time? Thinking!
"Ah! I know, he's just a glib talker.”The girl's expression of sudden realization made my teeth clatter.
"Haha, Young Lady is really able to draw inferences from one instance and comprehend other things by analogy. I admire you!”I'll remember it and settle the score with you in the future.
"What are we waiting for?" the little girl asked impatiently.
"I don't know. We started chatting when we arrived here just now. As we chatted, we stood here.”someone said innocently.
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In a hidden room in the residence of Prince Zhao, three figures were moving back and forth under the faint light.
"Yesterday, you were a servant. Why are you a guard today?”It seemed that the little girl was picky about her clothes again.
"Just because they were servants yesterday, they must be wary of servants today. Perhaps there will be a code or password! That's why we chose guards." I explained proudly. Haha, smart!
"Then how do you know they won't set up a password for their guards?”It was a rather sharp question.
"This, this! Our snake soup tonight is really delicious. I didn't expect your cooking to be so good! I'm full of energy now. I'll eat it again next time.”For questions that he could not answer, he could only change the topic.
Looking at the little girl's half-smile on her face, could there be something I haven't noticed?
"The snake soup is very delicious. Are you sweating all over and feeling extremely strong?”I immediately raised the danger level to level four and above.
Eh? If I didn't say it, I wouldn't have known. I really felt that there was endless power. Was this a good sign?
"The medicinal effects of the Nine Flower Dew Pill have yet to dissipate, and now you've eaten a nourishing snake soup. This snake was specially raised by the immortal Liang Ziweng of Changbai Mountain with medicinal wine. Eating it can promote blood circulation and replenish qi. It's very good for the body, but it's not suitable for you.”The little girl sighed. It was obvious that she was pretending.
Why do I feel like there's a pit ahead? Should I jump?
"Then why did you make it for me to eat?" I asked guiltily.
"I don't know who was the one who wanted to eat it, but Sister Mu and I didn't have anything to eat, and even finished the snake blood soup alone.”As expected, she had planned this. I told her long ago that she wouldn't be so kind as to cook for me.
The other girl proved it with an angry expression! Was it necessary? It was just snake soup!
However, he could only blame the little girl for cooking too well. What if he couldn't eat it in the future?
Eh? I heard that three women make a show, and now two women are starting to sing!
"Then what should I do?" I asked pitifully. A real man could yield and stand up. Pretending to be pitiful and gaining sympathy was a piece of cake.
"Let me think about it. If I'm in a good mood, there might be a way.”Eh, is this a hint?
Did I offend her? Was it when they were chatting just now? Or did I look at Mu Nianci too much? Or perhaps revenge on me this morning? Could it be that I was caught stealing her snacks a few days ago?
"Haha, if Senior Sister has any instructions, I will definitely go up a mountain of blades or go down a sea of fire!”Had he said this many times recently? Why did it feel so easy to say?
"Take a look! I'll tell you when I remember." the little girl said absentmindedly.
"What are we waiting for?" Another girl asked impatiently.
"I don't know. We started chatting when we arrived here just now. As we chatted, we stood here.”Another innocent voice said.
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I led the way in front. I was familiar with the way and walked around a few corridors. Soon, I saw three small houses with black tiles and white walls.
However, there are actually people guarding today. We swaggered over, a guard and two maids.
There was no other way. The little girl didn't want to wear the guard uniform because there was no fitting one. It was too big. Seeing Mu Nianci's valiant appearance in the guard uniform, the little girl started to purse her lips.
Eh? Is this the happiest thing that happened tonight? Otherwise, why would I be laughing?
In the end, I had to knock out two more maids, so I said that the servants, guards, and maids were all used to knock them out.
"Is the Princess Consort here?" I asked arrogantly.
"Passwords?" You're even more arrogant than me!
What password? Was it 'the heavenly king covering the earth tiger, the pagoda suppressing the river demon'? Or is it 'the town of Gaogang, a stream and mountain of eternal beauty; The door faces the sea, and the water of the Three Rivers Gorge flows for ten thousand years? From "ancient" to "gold", there were so many code words in so many novels. Which one should it be?
"Greetings, Your Highness!" I knelt on one knee behind him and gestured to the beauty behind me.
Sure enough, he habitually turned around and knelt down. The two beauties behind me each moved forward and with a " crack ", this one-line Jin Bingyi was knocked out forever.
Hey, there's no need to be so ruthless! It's not easy for everyone to make a living!”
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After entering the room, he saw that the crude table and chairs were still there. Tonight, we can only wait. If Yang Tiexin comes, he will definitely come here. At that time, it would be best to let Mu Nianci persuade him to go back.
Otherwise, he could only use a backup plan. That was to say, there was no plan and he had to improvise.
Is there a need for me to take such a big risk? Of course, I still have a plan. If we really fight, I'll lie on the ground and pretend to be dead. I've even prepared blood.
The two girls seemed to be very curious about everything. They looked around, as if they did not expect such a simple place in the bustling king's mansion. A little girl is still a little girl. She hasn't seen the world yet. I knew about this place after I saw the Legend of the Condor Heroes in junior high school.
I was only interested in the hiding place. I walked to a cupboard in the east to see how many people I could hide. Just as I opened the cupboard door, a big fist came from behind the cupboard door. Just as I was thinking about how to avoid it, I flew out.
Of course, I didn't fly by myself. I was sent flying. 'F * ck, I've always been the one who sneakily attacks others. When will I be the one being sneakily attacked? I must take revenge!' I'm going to waste my time with you!
"Godfather!" The young girl exclaimed!
Eh? Could it be an acquaintance? Then compensate me for some medical expenses, mental damage, mental exhaustion, and so on. I won't argue with you. What was that? If you don't have money, then you can compensate me with your daughter. I'm a very big-bellied person.
"Ahem, Uncle Mu, great minds think alike. I also wanted to hide in the cupboard. Is there still room inside?" I covered my chest and pretended to be seriously injured to see if I could swindle the medical fees.
Actually, it didn't hurt too much. Could it be that the Nine Flower Dew Pill also had the effect of resisting attacks? If he had the time, he would experiment with it!
"Why are you here?" Yang Tiexin turned to me.
"Godfather, come back with me!" A young girl's tears were indeed the best weapon.
When I came, I taught her the Three Ultimate Moves: One cried, two made a fuss, and three hanged themselves.
This was the crystallization of thousands of years of collective wisdom, the insight of countless successful people.
At this moment, footsteps came from outside…
Eh? It seemed that many novels used this sentence at the end of their chapters! Isn't this too tacky?
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PS: Sorry for being late! It was still the same sentence. I think it looks good. Please add it to your collection and recommend it. Thank you!
Love Under the Bed
2007-7- 12 10:44:00 Words: 2604
In a small house in the Prince Zhao Residence, there were four people. Footsteps came from outside the door. What should he do?
Eh, it looks like the essay for the college entrance examination!
Yang Tiexin quickly returned to the cupboard. The two girls quickly hid under the bed. Why was everyone moving so quickly? Where should I hide? Hey, uncle, is there still room in the cupboard? He wondered if he would be discovered if he hid in a corner.
But I wouldn't go even if there was a place in the cupboard. What was the point of two men hiding together? I'm not gay. Eh? It seems that uncle and I have the same thoughts. He actually closed the cabinet door tightly. Did he think that I would molest him? Then I can only…
The footsteps were getting closer and closer. I had no choice but to bend down and get down from the bed.
The bed was too small, and there was only room for two people underneath. So, hehe…
Who is the person under my body? It was pitch-black under the bed, and he could only smell the beauty. The little girl had a faint, refreshing body fragrance, while Mu Nianci had a soft, tempting body fragrance.
Eh, is this a necessary lesson for a pervert? Where can I register for a training class?
The one under me should be a little girl. Haha, it's time for revenge! At this moment, I was using my hands to support myself on the ground. I was facing the little girl, so I couldn't see her expression. We were breathing in each other's breath, and I felt a little dizzy. Was this the legendary confusion?
This position is not bad. If I put my hand down and lay on her body, what would her reaction be?
Dying under a peony flower, becoming a ghost is also a breeze!
The senior who said this is really our role model. However, I have always had a question. Why is it peony and not lily or rose?
Just as I was carrying the teachings of my seniors, grasping my own ideals, and bravely taking this step, some mathematical problems appeared in my mind!
How lethal was the Soft Werewolf Armor? What was the killing radius of the Soft Werewolf Armor? What was the probability of the little girl falling out with him afterward? What was the probability of the little girl going crazy on the spot? There was also the comprehensive index of success and so on?
Why isn't the one under me Mu Nianci? At the very least, there was no possibility of being stabbed. But she might just break my neck.
Thus, I could only use my hands to support myself on the ground and hold my breath.
Eh? It was like doing push-ups, but it couldn't be done up and down. The main question was how long could I last?
There was a guy on the internet who said that he could last for two hours doing this kind of exercise. That's two hours. I hope I can last longer.
Men! Some things needed to be compared.
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Just as I was letting my imagination run wild, the door opened and at least two people came in. The only reason I knew was because there were two people talking.
"Mom, are you feeling unwell again?" It was a man's voice.
"Isn't it because I'm worried about you?" A woman sighed.
"Mom, you don't have to stay here anymore. The person who came to cause trouble last night was that performer. He had an accomplice who was behind this courtyard.”the man asked with concern.
Eh, is that so-called accomplice referring to me? I'm innocent. I just wanted to visit the Imperial Residence and didn't have the money to buy the tickets. I also did a good deed.
Heavens above, I wasn't his accomplice then, but now! Can I deny it?
"It's all because you were so playful that you ruined his business and even locked him up. If he left, then he left. Stop chasing him!”the woman said angrily.
Eh, should I give the supporting characters so many lines?
"I'm just afraid that if my master finds out and punishes me again, won't you be the one who'll be heartbroken?”The man laughed.
"Sigh, I've seen your master when he's angry. When he kills people, it's really scary.”The woman sighed. It seemed that there was a psychological shadow. Qiu Chuji should be responsible.
"Have you seen Master kill? Where was he? Why did he kill people?" A surprised voice.
"That was a long time ago. Oh, I almost forgot!" It had been twenty years.
"Don't think too much about it. If you still want to live here, I'll find some experts to come over. I guarantee that not even a fly can fly in!”the man said confidently.
Eh? Yang Kang's words were very artistic. We are humans, not flies. The key is, are there flies in the middle of winter?
"Who would find trouble with me? Don't bother yourself. I'm used to being alone.”the woman said softly. Of course, it was convenient for everyone.
Why aren't you leaving? I can't hold on any longer. I changed my left hand to my right hand. It's so tiring!
"Little wangye, wangye wants you to go to the front hall!”Someone shouted from outside. Wow, are you Jin Bing Bing? Thank you so much! Don't worry, you won't die, I promise."
"I wonder what it is? Mom, I'll go take a look first. You should rest early!”It should have been like this a long time ago.
The sound of the door closing and the footsteps getting farther and farther away.
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He's finally gone, but there's no need to be afraid of him with so many of us. At most, we can kidnap him and get out of here. Is this what it means to have a guilty conscience?。
My entire body relaxed and I couldn't help but lie on the little girl's body. I made a sound and felt that my lower body was soft and comfortable.
"Who is it?" The woman shouted!
"Me!" The man replied!
After twenty years of wandering and the changing of time, on the same snowy night, the first conversation between a separated couple!
How many twenty years could one spend in one's life?
Eh? It wasn't the time to feel sorry for them. I felt that the little girl's body was a little stiff because our heads happened to be separated. When I stuck out my tongue, I happened to lick her ear.
"Who are you?"
The little girl's slightly hurried breathing made me feel a little flustered. I might as well do it in one go and not rest until it's done. I'll do what's done. No, I'll bravely take responsibility.
"The iron spear is rusted. I haven't used this gun for a long time."
I raised my head and kissed her ear with my lips!
"There was originally a pair of iron spears, but now there is only one left.”
He kissed her black hair!
"The plowshare is damaged. Tomorrow, ask Zhang Mu 'er from the East Village to add a pound and a half of iron and make a dozen.”
He kissed her smooth forehead.
"Who…who are you? How…how do you know what I said on the night my husband passed away?”
Her curved eyebrows!
"I have enough clothes to wear! Your body is weak and you have a child. Rest well and don't make clothes for me.”
Her beautiful eyes!
"You…take me to the netherworld with you. I'm not afraid of ghosts. I'm willing to be a ghost and be with you.”
Her petite nose!
"Do I look like a ghost to you?"
Her fiery red lips!
"Whether you are a human or a ghost, I will never let go of you.”
Her slender neck!
"Are you not dead? Are you still alive? Then…then…"
Just as I was about to turn around to look for her tongue, I suddenly heard something outside the house…
"Mom, why are you sad again? Who are you talking to?"
F * ck, damn Yang Kang, you and I are irreconcilable!
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