Time: 2007-7-2018:53:00 Words: 2709
Lake Tai, outside Guiyun Manor.
Watching Qiu Qianzhang's performance, I felt an inexplicable excitement.
" Wahaha, imagine this. In a situation where everyone is watching, this old man uses all his tricks to deceive the surrounding audience into believing him and worshipping him as an idol. When a real hero steps forward and sees through those tricks one by one, he wins the admiration of everyone.
The ending of the story was that the big liar ran away with his tail between his legs, while the big hero gained both fame and fortune. Of course, there were also beauties.
The hero is me, of course! As for the scene where the big swindler and the big hero hid in the corner to split the money and were discovered by others, I didn't consider it.
Eh? Didn't I always emphasize keeping a low profile? However, only a fool would let go of something that didn't have any risk.
"Brother Mo, you're smiling foolishly again.”The little girl said unhappily.
"It's okay. I'll tell you in bed tonight!”I wiped my saliva and said.
“………”
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At this moment, Qiu Qianzhang was acting like an expert. He glanced at us briefly and didn't say anything. He actually performed the words 'unfathomable' to perfection. Lu Guanying respectfully invited him to the manor.
When they arrived at the Cloud Returning Manor, Lu Guanying invited him to sit down in the front hall and rushed in to inform his father. Not long after, Villa Head Lu sat on a bamboo couch and was carried out by two servants.
"I didn't know that an expert had arrived and didn't welcome you.”Villa Head Lu bowed and said.
"Villa Head Lu, there's no need to be so polite." Qiu Qianzhang bowed slightly and said indifferently.
"May I ask your name, Great Grandfather?" Villa Head Lu said again,
"My surname is Qiu, and my name is Qian Ren." Qiu Qianzhang stroked his beard, his expression filled with pride and calmness.
"Eh? Could it be that Senior is the leader of the Iron Palm Gang, Qiu, who shook Huguang twenty years ago and whose pair of iron palms could make all the heroes in the world, known as 'Iron Palm Floating on Water'? Junior has been disrespectful!”I hurriedly bowed.
"Kid, you have a good memory. I haven't been in Jianghu for more than 20 years. I'm afraid others have long forgotten!”Qiu Qianzhang smiled proudly. He really had the demeanor of an expert, and his acting skills were top-notch.
"How can I? Senior was a hero in the past, and the Iron Palm Gang was also famous in the Jianghu. Unfortunately, you suddenly retired at the most glorious time, leaving us martial arts legends. We often sigh.”I pretended to be sad.
Haha, this is a scam! The higher he was lifted, the louder he would fall, and the better the effect would be.
"Haha, you really know how to talk. When I have time, I'll teach you a move or two. It's enough for you to run amok in the martial arts world!”Qiu Qianzhang finally couldn't hide his smugness, and his gaze towards me became amiable.
But why do I feel goosebumps all over my body? I'm an artist, not a prostitute.
"Thank you, Senior!" I said gratefully.
Wow, these two guys are too into character!
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"Old Senior Qiu, may I know why you have come to my humble place? If there's anything I can do for you, I'll do it.”Villa Head Lu cupped his hands and said after we finished speaking.
"It's not a big deal. This old man is always soft-hearted and has not yet finished his worldly ties…Hmm, I want to borrow a quiet place to do some Kung Fu.”Qiu Qianzhang stroked his beard and smiled.
Qiu Qianzhang nodded to everyone and followed Lu Guanying to the back.
"The two of you came back at the wrong time. I have an enemy who came to visit me these two days. However, this Senior Qiu's martial arts are extremely high, and ordinary people can't compare to him. Later, please rest in your bedroom. As long as you don't go out of the room, you'll be fine.”Villa Head Lu said with a happy expression.
The little girl did not ask any more questions and returned to the guest room under the guidance of the servant.
"Brother Mo, what were you planning just now?”As soon as she arrived at the room, the little girl began interrogating him.
"Haha, that Qiu Qianren is fake. They are identical twins.”I couldn't help but laugh.
"Is there really such a thing? Since they were exactly the same, how could they identify them?”the little girl asked curiously.
"This! Whoever was more arrogant was a fake, and this fake didn't know anything. Do you think he would need to show off in front of us juniors if he really had such high martial arts? Just think about your father's style. Which of these senior experts is so pretentious?”
This should be able to cover up something! As expected…
"Of course, my father is different from others!”He had successfully changed the topic!
"Of course, Island Lord Huang is a hero and a model for us to learn from!”
Ever since I saw Huang Laoxie floating around, I often reminded myself to say good things about him at all times, never say a bad word, because you don't know if he's behind you. It's really scary just thinking about it!
"How do you know about this?" It seemed that he was not easy to fool!
"Yes, as an important member of the secret organization Yue Family Army, I often flip through some confidential files to find some gossip and use this information to attack the enemy. This was a very challenging job.”I said seriously.
"That sounds fun. I want to join too!”
"Alright then! Starting from washing the dishes, the restaurant happened to have one less handyman!”
Eh? Wouldn't that be the ancient version of Ah Bing and Leng Yu in " Hao's Disciples "?
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In the evening, dozens of huge candles were lit in the hall of the Cloud Returning Manor, illuminating it like daytime.
A banquet was held in the middle. Lu Guanying personally invited Qiu Qianzhang to sit at the head of the table. The little girl and I sat at the second seat, and Villa Head Lu and Lu Guanying accompanied us.
After the toast, Villa Head Lu only talked about the local customs.
Me! Of course, it was mainly to eat. Life was short, so don't waste it. Eat and drink as you should, don't be polite!
After a short chat, Qiu Qianzhang wanted to teach Lu Guanying some kung fu. Lu Guanying was overjoyed. He got into a stance and performed the most prized move of his life, the Arhat Tiger Fist.
His fists were ferocious and his feet were like dots. As expected of a disciple of a famous family. His martial arts were unique. After fighting for a moment, he suddenly roared like a tiger. The candle shadows shook and the wind blew.
Eh? Could this be the "Lion Roar" of Buddhism?
He punched and shouted with an awe-inspiring presence, like a giant worm. Just as he was leaping and flipping, his left palm suddenly stood up, forming the shape of a Buddha's palm.
Wow! Could this be the Buddha's Palm?
After fighting for a while, the roar gradually weakened, but the Arhat Fist Technique became more and more intense. Finally, with a bang, the fist hit the ground, and the square brick where the fist landed instantly shattered. Lu Guanying jumped up from the ground, holding the sky with his left hand and kicking with his right foot. He stood alone like an Arhat Buddha statue, not shaking at all.
Oh! It seemed that this was the legendary "Sleeping Arhat Fist"!
"Is this set of fist art of mine still acceptable?”Villa Head Lu said with a smile.
"Your son's fist technique is perfect for strengthening the body, but it's useless when it comes to defeating the enemy.”Qiu Qianzhang said indifferently.
Qiu Qianzhang stood up and walked into the courtyard. When he returned to his seat, he was already holding a brick in each hand.
He didn't use much strength in his hands, but there was a constant cracking sound. The two bricks had already broken into small pieces. After a while, the pieces turned into powder and fell on the table. Everyone was shocked!
Eh? Had the performance finally begun? Applause!
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Traitor
2007-7-219:50:00 Words: 2762
Inside the Cloud Returning Manor, the hall was brightly lit by candles. Qiu Qianzhang crushed the brick with his bare hands, causing everyone to be shocked.
"Brother Mo, how did he do it?”The little girl whispered to me.
"It's made of flour. When you have time, you can make a few for fun! Don't panic, let's watch the show!" I lowered my head to eat and raised my head to drink.
"Hmph, just treat me as a child!" The little girl said unhappily.
Eh? Aren't you? A sixteen-year-old little girl would be considered child labor in the future!
Then, Qiu Qianzhang began to boast. If one wanted to speak a lie smoothly and smoothly, paying attention to the nine truths and one falsehood, then there was a high possibility that others would think it was the truth if there was a single lie in the long story.
"In the martial arts world, it has always been said that Eastern Evil, Western Poison, South Deity, and Northern Beggar are the best in the world. Speaking of profound skills, Wang Chongyang was indeed the most powerful. As for the other four, they all had their own unique points. However, as long as they understood each other's weaknesses and attacked the weak, it would not be difficult to subdue them.”
I agree with this sentence. Everyone has weaknesses. You can kidnap his family and pets, or you can draw his naked body to threaten him. In short, you can do whatever you want to subdue whoever you want!
Conspiracy was power! This was proven by countless schemers.
"Hey, kid! How was that a fight? I originally didn't want to go. One foot is already in the coffin, why fight for this false reputation? However, there's a major matter that concerns the fate of the world. If I covet peace and don't come out and shout, the people will be killed and the people will be plunged into misery. It will be an endless disaster.”
Sigh, I also always thought of myself as the kind of hero who would gather to respond to a call from a high place.
It turned out that when I went up high to shout, I always got some eggs, green vegetables, and tomatoes. If someone could be kind and smash a bag of dragon beard noodles, I could eat noodles!
"This old man has received news that within six months, the Jin army will be marching south. This time, the Jin army will be extremely powerful, and the Great Song will definitely be lost. Sigh, this was fate. There was nothing he could do about it.”
"I've thought about it for a long time. There's only one way to ensure that the people of the world can live and work in peace and contentment, and that the beautiful country won't be burnt to ashes. This old man traveled thousands of miles to Jiangnan for this matter. I've heard that Bao Zhuang has captured the young prince of the Great Jin Kingdom and Commander Duan. Why don't we invite them to the banquet for a discussion?”
Qiu Qianzhang's words were enough to become a model for swindlers! It had reached a point where it was difficult to distinguish between the real and the fake. First, he had to shape his own image, then raise others to set him off. Then, he would change the topic and ingeniously lead out what he wanted to do! It was truly admirable.
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When she saw Yang Kang again, she couldn't recognize him after not seeing him for a few days. It was as if he had been hit by the legendary 'Unrecognizable Foot'. It seemed that the brothers in the villa hadn't been idle during this period of time.
I secretly made a gesture to him. He glanced at me from the corner of his eye, and his eyes flashed.
F * ck, he was clearly very energetic, but this kid was pretending again!
"You, how can you treat the young prince like this?”Qiu Qianzhang said bitterly. "Isn't this ruining a great fortune?”
"This junior lives in the wilderness, what wealth is there to speak of?”Villa Head Lu asked curiously.
"When the Jin army goes south, many lives will be lost. Wouldn't it be good for you to unite with the heroes of Jiangnan and rise up together to try to eliminate this military disaster?”
Villa Head Lu was about to ask when someone reported that seven people had arrived. Soon, six men and a woman came to the hall.
Eh? Beautiful girl, little girl, come and look at the beautiful girl together! (Am I completely crazy?)
"Brother Li, Brother Huang, you're all here!”Who's calling me? Looking back, Guo Jing's innocent face appeared in front of me.
"Haha, Brother Guo, why are you here?”I passionately stood in front of the little girl to prevent any unfavorable factors from appearing. Love should be treated as a war.
"My masters want to bring me to wander the martial world, so I'm going to walk around Jiangnan. This place is really different from the desert!”Guo Jing said excitedly.
At this moment, everyone had finished introducing themselves. Everyone took their seats again. We only nodded to the Jiangnan Six Monsters. After all, we weren't very familiar with each other!
"We are in the martial arts world. The most important thing is to be chivalrous and save the people. Now that the Jin army was heading south, if the Song Dynasty did not know what was good for them and refused to surrender, who knew how many lives they would kill when they fought? As the saying goes,'Those who obey heaven prosper, those who defy heaven perish.'This old man came to the south to contact the heroes of Jiangnan and respond to the Jin soldiers. It is good to teach the Song Dynasty to surrender without fighting when they see the internal and external attacks. Once this great event is completed, not to mention fame and wealth, just the gratitude of the people of the world is no longer our good skills and the word 'chivalrous' anymore.”Qiu Qianzhang said seriously.
I've heard the funniest joke since I transmigrated. The key to telling a good joke is that you must not laugh. If you laugh too much and the audience has a straight face, it's obvious that you've failed!
Now that no one is laughing, I don't dare to laugh. The occasion is too serious!
It seemed that this brother was really an expert. At this moment, he was still calmly waiting for the others to cheer, but he did not know that the others were already furious.
"Junior has an enemy who came to seek revenge today. I originally hoped that old senior would help me. Since we are of different paths, I don't dare to trouble you even if my neck is bleeding.”Villa Head Lu shouted sternly.
Qiu Qianzhang smiled and didn't say anything. He held the cup with his left hand and pinched the rim of the cup with two fingers of his right hand. He spun the cup continuously. Suddenly, he stretched out his right hand and struck the rim of the cup. With a thud, a magnetic ring about half an inch high flew out and fell on the table.
"He must be hiding something!" As expected, the little girl was able to infer other things from one instance. Once she opened the path of suspicion, she immediately thought of the main point.
"It should be something like diamonds.”I replied.
"Is Senior Qiu a citizen of the Great Song or the Jin Kingdom?”The little girl suddenly flew out and asked in a clear voice,
"They are now citizens of the Song Dynasty. In the future, after the Song Dynasty is destroyed, they will be citizens of Dajin!”Qiu Qianzhang said proudly.
It really vividly portrayed the image of a traitor! It made people want to kick them hard.
F * ck! I've met another person who can ignite my passion for kicking people. Let's celebrate!
"Shameless! Junior is not talented, but I'm willing to experience senior's brilliant moves!”
Eh? When did this little girl become so patriotic? Wasn't he always self-centered? Could it be that you just want to kick people like me?
But wasn't this line supposed to be mine in the plan?
"Little child, you don't deserve to fight this old man. Let your family's adults do it!”Qiu Qianzhang waved his hand and said arrogantly.
"No!" Two voices sounded at the same time! One was Guo Jing, and the other was Lu Chengfeng!
F * ck, I didn't even say anything. What are you guys so anxious about? The emperor was not in a hurry, but the eunuch was!
Eh? Why did this sentence sound so good?
"Don't worry, although my brother's martial arts is slightly weaker than Eastern Heretic, Western Poison, South Deity, Northern Beggar, and the other five, it's enough to deal with this traitor!”I stood up and said in a clear voice.
After the little girl rolled her eyes at me, she flew up and used the Carefree Footwork to circle around Qiu Qianzhang. However, Qiu Qianzhang couldn't even grab a corner of the little girl's clothes. He could only use a set of fist techniques to protect himself.
As I was watching the match, I suddenly saw a ball of something flying towards me. Without thinking, I kicked the ball out of my natural reaction. I kicked it directly to the door with an inverted golden hook. Just as I thought the ball was about to enter the door, the goalkeeper suddenly appeared and grabbed the ball with one hand.
F * ck, I just want to score!
Only then did he see the appearance of the " goalkeeper " clearly. She had long hair draped over her shoulders, and she looked up at the sky. She stood still, and there was no smile on her cold face. It was Iron Corpse Mei Chaofeng.
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