Time: 2009-8- 19 13:05:22 Words: 2129
"Sigh…I thought it would be some kind of prince charming who would come to save the damsel in distress.”Tang Manlun didn't even look at him. He had no choice. He wanted to save her, but it seemed like he was helping her instead.
" I'm sorry that I'm not the Prince Charming you're thinking of, but..." I got up from the ground. "Three men bullying a woman, is that…"
"Cut the crap!" Before I could finish my sentence, the hooligan opposite me punched me.
Hey, hey, you guys are breaking the rules. This is invincibility time! Before the BOSS battle, didn't they always wait for the main character to finish his passionate and righteous lines before taking action?
Of course, the other party had already made a move. He would not sit still and wait for death. How terrifying was the dynamic vision of a level six pause party? Let me explain it simply. If I have enough hand speed, I can catch a bullet!
The fist slowly approached like a slide. Of course, this wasn't due to a lag. For example, in the early days of the Mir 2 online game, there were also such situations. After a few moves, it would stop for a period of time. That was due to a lag. Now, it was just a state where his level 6 visual ability was fully activated.
There was a flaw! Of course, this was bullsh * t. A hooligan wasn't some hidden expert. Such a casual punch naturally had flaws.
Forming a sword with his fingers, this was the so-called sword finger. Of course, he didn't have a cheap (sword) aura, so he could only poke people with his fingers. Then, he lowered his center of gravity, leaned forward, and thrust out his sword finger with lightning speed.
In a battle between experts, victory and defeat are often decided in an instant. Although I don't know where that hooligan is from, I'm an authentic Level 6 player! Thus, the moment of victory was about to arrive. My hand was only 0.000001 meters away from his ribs. I was so close to hitting his acupuncture point and winning.
However, the reality was cruel. I couldn't increase my hand by even a centimeter at the last moment. If I had a choice, even if I had to cut off a part of my body by one centimeter and put it on my hand, I wouldn't…be willing. Of course, it would be a lifetime blessing if that place became shorter!
People often say that misfortune lurks in fortune, and misfortune lurks in fortune. This saying was somewhat correct. Just as my attack missed by a crucial point, my foot slipped and he fell forward. However, my hand also successfully poked his ribs.
"Pfft, it's so itchy! Ah!"
With a thud, my face landed on the ground again. He also fell into the Surf Fort at the side. There were man-made waves that kept rushing out, and he rolled in the waves.
"Hey, are you okay?" His companion saw him fall into the water and rushed forward.
"Give me this!" The other was more rational and planned to snatch Tang Manlun's surfboard.
However, this small injury is not enough to threaten my face. If I use the map cannon, I might even break my skin a little. So I quickly stood up again.
"Stop!"
"What are you doing? Saving people is more important!”That guy was probably panicking. He didn't have the temperament of a hooligan at all. As a hooligan, he had to survive until the end. He had to have integrity!
"Tsk, do you know what brand of surfboard she's using? Can a poor b * stard like you afford it?”
" Uh... this..." The hooligan was speechless.
"Pfft ~ Take it. This is from the swimming equipment department. Remember to return it.”Miss Tang smiled. This was even rarer than farting. All in all, when she looked back and smiled, the flowers instantly lost their color.
(Hey, where did all the flowers come from in the swimming pool? Well, there weren't any white flowers in the vicinity when Kunlun described it like this…It seems.)）
"What should we do?" The man took the surfboard and stood at the side, but he did not dare to jump down.
"A real man, no hesitation!" When I said this, I was already behind them. When the two of them turned around and looked at me in surprise, I had already slapped them into the water.
"No!"
This cry was really tragic, but I feel that if it was called 'so annoying!”This should make him more professional.
"I couldn't tell that you still have a manly side!”Hey, hey, what do you mean you can't tell? Of course you can't tell that I'm wearing pants!
"It's nothing. It's just that I usually keep a low profile.”Well, it wasn't low-key, it was loneliness! However, she wouldn't understand loneliness, so he could only pretend to be profound and say that he was low-key.
"Hey, is your face okay?”Miss Tang walked closer and caressed her face with one hand. However, she rarely came into contact with women other than girls, so she accidentally blushed.
"Hey, why are you blushing? Don't think too highly of yourself. I'm not concerned about you, it's just…" Hey, Miss Tang, aren't you blushing too when you say that others should look at you first? "I just feel a little bad that I didn't bring any bodyguards with me, so I caused you to get injured…"
"Oh, I understand." Who told you not to bring your bodyguards out? If it weren't for my thick skin and high defense, I would have been finished just now! Therefore, it was better not to get too close to such a woman to avoid getting into trouble. It was better to turn around and leave.
Unknowingly, they had arrived near the amusement park where the two Lolis were. So I thought of a children's song," Two LOLI, two LOLI, run fast, run fast, one hair crooked left, one hair crooked right, so strange, so strange."”Well, it wasn't strange at all. The hairpin was slanted to the left for Sha Sha and to the right for Xue Xue.
"Eh? Big brother, you're here. Did you get dumped by the two sisters just now?”I don't need to look at the hairpin to know that only Xuexue, that LOLI, would say that.
" Xuexue, don't talk nonsense! Big brother, let's play together.”Sha Sha then pulled Xue Xue up to a shelf beside her. There were a few water guns on the shelf.
"Playing with water guns!" Sha Sha said as she sprayed water at us with the water gun. Then, Xue Xue followed suit.
Damn it, this was the most miserable thing in the world. It was when someone shot you with a gun, but you couldn't fight back. I still have a water gun hidden on me. If there's no one nearby, I'll take it out and shoot at them. However, there were still quite a lot of onlookers now, so he could only endure it.
However, they didn't know what was good for them. They kept shooting at him like this. Even if he was made of mud, he should have been washed into mud by now, right? Moreover, he was a hot-blooded youth with flesh and blood. How could he tolerate it when you teased him like this?
Therefore, there was no need to endure anymore!
I roared furiously and pushed them to the ground.
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