Time: 2009-8-203:14:54 Words: 2261
"Don't go too far!"
I pressed the two Lolis to the ground, leaving them trembling in fear.
"Woo, big brother is so scary."
"Big brother was abandoned by those two sisters because he was too lustful, right? Or should I say…Big Brother is Yang…"
There should be a limit to how angry you are!
I let go of Sha Sha and grabbed Xue Xue's legs with both hands, dragging her directly in front of me. I hugged her butt so that it was at waist level. Uh…this position, is it suspended?
"Ah! Big brother, what are you doing? There are so many people watching!”
" I don't care how many people are watching him. If I don't punish you today…"
Speaking of which, the area where Loli was located was very narrow. If he suddenly entered, it would probably cause huge damage.
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"Hey, big brother, you want to play with the water gun too?”One of the LOLI asked curiously when he saw me standing beside the water gun.
"Or maybe he's just jealous that the range of the water gun is longer than his.”Obviously, the second sentence was said by Xuexue. If you still can't judge these two Lolis from their conversation, I suggest you go review your homework.
It was very strange. He felt that something was very strange. It would be too ridiculous to say that it was an illusion, but it would not make sense if he did not explain it as an illusion. All in all, the illusion had come to an end.
I stand in front of the empty water gun and press "E", then the control of the water gun is in my hands. He pressed the left mouse button to fire the bullet. F * ck, this thing really has a longer range than me!
However, this is only natural. For someone who can shoot more than ten meters from a two-meter high platform, I strongly recommend that he apply for the Guinness World Record.
It was really boring to sprinkle water like a child peeing. This time, I didn't press the " E " key. I just jumped on the spot and left the control of the water gun. How is it? Isn't it very interesting? If you are interested, you can play a game called CS. It's very classic.
What, you don't know about CS, but only about CP? Well, you've been cheated by the number one pirate in the mainland. Then, if you have never heard of CS, raise your hand. Don't be embarrassed. If you raise your hand in front of the computer, no one will see it. (No one said: I saw it!)
"Xuexue, if you talk nonsense again, I'll tear your mouth apart!”
" Don't you dare! If you tear my mouth, you'll tear your **
Well, kids these days are really wild. In order to avoid embarrassment, I chose to increase my movement speed. However, when I saw that I was running away, two Loli chased after me from behind.
"Xuexue…huff huff…if you still want a share of the pie…huff huff…listen to my commands obediently.”Sha Sha panted as she ran, not forgetting to discuss some small schemes.
However, Senior Colonel Xuan once said,"Any conspiracy is exposed in front of an open conspiracy!"”
So I wasn't afraid of these two little LOLI. What I had to do next was very simple. I walked up to my sister and asked,"It's almost time to go back for dinner, right?"”
That's right, this was an open scheme. No matter what plans you have, I'm going home. As long as I'm home, it's my territory. In my home, there's a 50% attack and defense bonus. No matter what tactics you have, it's useless. Although I was defeated by Tang Manlun once at home, that was because I was ambushed. Friends who have played War Flag should know that when the ambush effect is activated, the additional status can be ignored.
"Why?" The younger sister still didn't understand the seriousness of the matter. If she continued to stay like this, she would either be killed by those two Lolis or be angered to death by them.
"Hurry up with the manuscript!" This was the only thing he could say, and it was a legitimate excuse.
"If I really can't do anything to you, then I'll tell Tang Manlun.”The younger sister went to look for Tang Manlun.
In the last part, the two LOLIs were obviously discussing something and suddenly ran towards me.
"Um, what are you guys doing?" Don't come over, I'm still a virgin…
"It's nothing. We just thought that big brother might be a little tired, so we came to help you relax.”The two LOLI ran to me and pushed me into a chair. Then, one of them passed me juice and the other helped me massage my legs.
"What are you guys trying to do?"
The more diligent you are, the more worried I am. With a two-faced LOLI by your side, as long as you let down your guard, the Grim Reaper will come and invite you to tea. Of course, the grim reaper here did not refer to the strange guy who carried a sword and shouted 'Death', nor did it refer to the guy who played with a black notebook all day and liked to eat apples. They were the real Grim Reaper, the kind of farmers who carried scythes and did not harvest wheat in autumn.
"We want to go to Big Brother's house to sleep tonight!”Hey, hey, this is too fake. Two people saying the same thing at the same time, is this how a 400% synchronization rate works?
"No!"
"But, we are already homeless. We are so pitiful. If big brother doesn't want us, we won't even be able to eat dinner!”The two LOLI hugged each other, looking very pitiful as if they were about to cry.
"Don't you have a phone? He could just call his family to pick him up.”
"A phone call?" Sha Sha dug around Xue Xue's chest and pulled out a small object that was slightly protruding from her chest. That's right, it was a cell phone. Then, as if nothing had happened, he threw the phone behind him. Plop ~ The phone entered the water with a crisp sound, and his hope sank to the bottom of the water.
"Now…we're homeless. We're so pitiful. If big brother doesn't want us, we won't even be able to eat dinner!”The two Lolis repeated their lines.
"If the phone was there, it would have been broken when swimming just now.”Such a good phone, but it was lost just like that. Do you think this is a Gundam in front of the KFC? You don't want it just because you say so.
" No, that phone is waterproof. Big brother, you're too weak…" Before Xue Xue could finish mocking us, she was pulled back by Sha Sha.
"Xuexue, you!"
There was also a benefit to having a venomous tongue, which was that it was straightforward. After knowing that the cell phone was waterproof, there was nothing else to say. These two LOLI with bad motives should just go home.
"Alright, make the call obediently and go home. The people outside are very dangerous. It will be dangerous if you encounter a Lolicon.”
Although Sha Sha was very angry, it was very common for her plan to be exposed and her mission to fail. She fished out a phone from her chest in frustration and pressed the answer button.
F * ck, so each of them brought a phone number. What a world. "Those who do good suffer poverty and have a shorter life, while those who do evil enjoy wealth and longevity.”If I have money, I will buy these two Loli to be my maids and warm my bed. However, this plan seems to have to wait until I conquer a certain lady.
"Brother, let's go!"
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