Time: 2009-8-223:38:48 Words: 2257
Dong, dong, dong, dong. We hurriedly ran home and slammed the door shut. After confirming that the man didn't follow us, we finally felt at ease.
"Brother, you were so powerful just now!”Well, you should be saying,'Good Job, bro.'
"Just so-so…"
"Elder brother, you're really humble." However, before his sister could finish her sentence, he said the next sentence.
"Third in the world."
"Hmph, I won't argue with you anymore. I'll go cook.”
My sister steamed more rice at night and said that she would cook fried rice for me to eat. Well, with such a sister, I don't have to marry a wife. Of course, the premise is that my sister doesn't look for a husband.
After dinner, I put my limited life into an endless writing career.
In the middle of the night, a newcomer suddenly appeared in the group, and it was a pretty girl. Therefore, many old wolves in the group could not stand the loneliness and stretched out their claws.
"Um, big brothers, what kind of theme is the most popular now?”This was the first question the newbie girl asked.
"If it's written well, it will be popular.”She was still considered a normal person, so she gave her an ambiguous answer.
"Little Bai Wen!"
"Yes, it's Little Bai Wen!"
The other guys in the group were singing the opposite tune. Although they also understood that this was the era of noobs, weren't they leading the rookies astray!
"Then how can I write a small white text?”This was the second question from the newbie girl. She seemed to have developed some interest in the little white text.
" For example, someone wrote in an article that 'the morning sun rises in the west..." I can't remember which book this was written in, but it's too funny.
"But the sun should be in the east, right?”It seemed like the newbie girl still didn't understand the essence of Xiaobai.
" Then, for example, in a book, the protagonist saw a polar bear chasing a penguin in the North Pole, so he went up to save the penguin…" Let's use another popular book from a certain god.
"Hmm, is there something wrong here?”As expected, the newbie girl didn't notice.
"Penguins seem to only live in the South Pole. When did they go to the North Pole?”Such questions could only be seen by the readers who were sincere in reading the book. As for the novice readers, they just wanted to read it for pleasure. Well, it was just like spending money to sleep with a prostitute. After he slept with her, it was over.
"Are there any more?"
"For example, in the work of little King Bai Wen some time ago, the main character forged a weapon for a woman. It was five meters long.”
"What? That wasn't impossible. Weren't there many super-large weapons in comics?”
"If he still says that it's good to carry that kind of weapon on his back, do you think it's possible?”I really couldn't figure out how to carry a weapon that was five meters long on my back.
"It's not possible…"
Seeing that she seemed to be wavering on the path of a noob, I quickly followed suit and gave her a strong dose of medicine.
"The funniest thing is that one of the main characters killed the enemy, and then the author didn't want that guy to die, so he got the main character to say 'I used the back of the blade'. But the f * cking main character was clearly holding a beam saber at that time!”Such an imprecise way of thinking actually wrote science fiction. Just looking at it was enough to give me a headache.
"Brother, you're so amazing. Can you read my novel?”After saying that, she sent the address of the novel over. She had to read it even if she didn't want to.
The moment I entered, I was furious. F * ck, what the hell are you doing? Each chapter only has 500 words. Even primary school students have to write an essay with at least 800 words, right?
"Um, 500."
"Hmm? Big brother, who are you talking about? Is there a famous singer named Wu Bai in our group?”
"No, but there are 500 Great Gods.”Looking at her answer, I really want to vomit blood. Can't she contact the book I posted?
"Wow, there's a god? Who is it?"
"You! 500 Great Gods! A guru who only wrote 500 words per chapter!”
The moment he said that, the group started to get into a commotion. The first 500-god, the second 500-god shouted. I don't know how they suddenly talked about height, but 500 gods are only 1.55 meters tall. This data reminds me of the two LOLI in the afternoon. Actually, 1.55 meters is quite cute. There are also some girls who like LOLI.
“155。”She suddenly typed another number, and the group fell silent.
I didn't know the truth, so I quickly went to check the chat history. I found that after they knew the height of the newcomer, they kept asking about her weight. Then…this…could it be…that…
I didn't dare to think about it anymore. That's too scary. That look…shouldn't be called a human…I think it would be more appropriate to call him a bucket.
After that, no one else spoke in the group. It was terrifyingly quiet.
Just like that, it was three o'clock. Just as I was about to go to bed, QQ rang.
" No way. I'm not that unlucky. I just chatted with you for a while. Why did you come to find me in the middle of the night…" Before I could finish talking to myself, the QQ window opened.
"Project X, you scared me. I thought the 500 gods were here to find trouble with me in the middle of the night.”Seriously, Wild Wolf, you all-nighter. If you have anything to say, say it tomorrow afternoon. Don't come in the middle of the night to scare people, okay?
"Don't mention that name anymore. I'm so scared that I can't sleep at night. I originally planned to stay up for six days and rest tonight, but after seeing that god's data, I was so scared that I couldn't sleep!”
"What does it have to do with me that you can't sleep? Although 500 is a scary number, you don't have to be so scared.”
"In short, it's scary!"
"Anyway, I just want to sleep!" What, did this wild wolf eat the wrong thing today? It's always like this. After sending the message, I closed the chat window and prepared to turn off my phone to sleep.
QQ beeped again.
"Are you done yet?!" Annoyed, I directly sent a message over.
"Ah, big brother, I seem to have disturbed you.”She was still a pretty girl, but she had just received a blow from 500 Gurus. Now, she completely believed the saying that there were no beautiful women on the Internet.
"What's the matter? Please say it." Although I believe that there are no beautiful women on the Internet, I am a very kind person. I usually do good deeds without leaving my name. I only say,"Please call me 'Red Scarf'."”，Therefore, we can still help that girl if she encounters any difficulties. (Passerby A: It seems that helping has nothing to do with the anonymous red scarf, right?）
"Um, I just want to ask, what does it mean to have a 40-point increase in collection every day?”
When I saw this sentence, I felt as if there was a meridian on my forehead. This is Rixi, the naked Rixi! Just like during the financial crisis, everyone was complaining that their salary was too low, but there was only one person who kept saying," My salary is too much, my salary is really too much!”Like this.
"Oh, your results are not bad. Even at Qidian, it's already very good to have such results. Moreover, you're on a small website.”Although I really want to go to her, cripple her hands, tie her limbs up, and play all kinds of tricks. However, considering that the Internet was a virtual world, he decided to let it go. Besides, she might be playing with me with a 500-yuan account. I think if she can still play tricks against a bucket, she's really a god.
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