Time: 2009-8- 26 21:04:38 Words: 2364
After collecting a certain picture, my motivation to write increased greatly. It was like a Gundam that had activated the solar furnace. Even typing had illusions.
However, as soon as I activated the cheat mode, the Internet police came.
Dong dong dong ~
How strange. Why would the Internet police knock on the door? Our sister should have brought the key. Did she accidentally drop the key? However, it seemed that the natural nerd attribute only existed in his mother. Could it be that his sister had the natural nerd gene, but it had only appeared now? Then we can do a biological project to study whether natural stupidity is sex-linked or recessive-inherited.
"If you lose the key again, I'll put it on a rope around your neck, just like Lü Niang.”
As a result, I opened the door while talking. Then, it was a tragedy because the person at the door was not the Internet police, but the Pacific police. Yes, that Tang Manlun who likes to meddle in our business.
"Hmm? What did you say?"
It didn't feel good to be stared at, especially by someone with a combat power of 40,000,000. What? You said that if she wanted to reach 40,000,000 combat power, she would have to dye her hair green. That's not true, right? If she dyed her hair blue, wouldn't she have 800,000,000 combat power?
She might not have mentioned it before, but it was not too late to say it now. Tang Manlun was a rich lady with a net worth of 40 million yuan.
"Ah, ah, nothing." In short, their combat power is 40,000,000, while our dominance is less than 0.1. The difference in strength between us and them is huge, so we should be playing dirty at this time.
"Is Nancy here?"
"Not here." Of course, if she was there, she would not have waited for him to open the door. Housework like opening the door was left to the girls.
"Then where did she go?"
"I don't know. She didn't go to your place?”Ugh…I actually challenged the lower limit of human intelligence. If my sister went to Tang Manlun's house, she wouldn't have come to look for her.
"I didn't go."
"Oh, then I really don't know where she went.”Hey, hey, I've already indirectly, indirectly, and indirectly told you that the girl isn't here. Please go back. How long are you going to wait here? Do you want me to invite you in?
"Is that so? Then I'll wait for her here. Why, aren't you going to invite me in?”Pfft, you really have the cheek to say that. A 40 million-yuan rich lady came to a poor family like ours to take advantage of.
"Cough…Uh, please come in." Since she said so, I can only let her in. Hmm, now that the girl isn't here, I'm alone in the room with her. It seems that all the prerequisites of my plan have been met.
"Then, do you want to watch TV?" The first step is to settle her down. If she runs around and ruins our plan, the consequences will be unimaginable. Using her fighting strength to deal with a mortal…Although her intelligence was at Xuan's level, Xuan had also said,"In front of absolute strength, all schemes are useless.”
" Sure…but…" Sure means sure. It's not like she's going to bed, so why was she so hesitant?
"Alright, I'll open it for you." Without giving her a chance, he plugged in the TV and turned it on. Then, he pulled up the two antennae behind the TV.
"Hey, why are you using an antenna?" Well, you finally noticed. I used the antenna last time. (Tang Manlun: "But damn author, didn't you just say it now?!"”)
"The cable is very expensive every month. The three of us are usually not at home, so we use the antenna.”I haven't watched TV for a long time. I don't know if the CCTV or TV is still playing that "The Sun is Out" every night.”
"You can see Teletubs with an antenna? What kind of theory is this?"
"You don't understand." Actually, I don't understand either, but! In order to stabilize the enemy, even if you don't understand, you have to pretend to understand. He said," If you understand, you understand. If you don't understand, you don't understand."”,He's wearing the halo of a main character, not something a third-rate trash like me can compare to.
"Alright, you know. Tell me.”
" That, is the so-called light-emitting device, the moment it is energized…" I don't know what I'm talking about. In short, I'm bullying her for not knowing about ancient civilization relics.
"Alright, I understand. You can go back to your work.”She chased me away impatiently and focused on watching the small black and white television.
Well, you don't have to chase me away. I'll go by myself. However, I didn't go back to my room. Instead, I went straight to the kitchen.
Of course, he wasn't going to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife. It would be meaningless to execute that plan after chopping up the beauty. Moreover, Jing Zhongyue's attack power was between 7 and 23, and her equipment required her to be at level 28. I was only a third-rate character, so my level was 60 times one-third, which was 20. Therefore, I couldn't pick up a kitchen knife.
Moreover, dealing with this kind of violent woman, using violence to fight violence was a very stupid method. It would be a big loss if he got himself involved. With my IQ of 220, it would be easy for me to deal with you.
Well, let's come up with a plan. We'll pretend to make tea for her and then secretly drug the tea. After that, she won't be able to make the decision.
So, knockout powder, knockout powder, knockout powder…I just realized that there wasn't even rat poison at home, so how could I have the necessary knockout powder for murder, robbery, and rape?
Damn it, I can't accept this. This is something even rarer than an eclipse. I have to find a replacement. Hmm, beer and gourmet powder? There was no beer. What about raw eggs and beer? There was still no beer. Why was there a lack of beer? Could it be that beer was the main body of those formulas?
"Hey, um, what are you doing?”I have a name, not that! This…
" Anyway, let's boil water first," I whispered to myself. Otherwise, how could I make tea without water?
Tang Manlun suddenly appeared at the entrance of the kitchen. Could it be that she saw through my plan? No, no, no, that's impossible. This isn't a novel. A character like the young miss should belong to the tsundere type. Moreover, according to the theory of big breasts but no brains, this young miss should be quite brainless!
I secretly sized it up and confirmed again that it was quite high!!
"What are you doing?" Miss Tang was a little dissatisfied when she realized that she was looking at her.
"Um…nothing. Why are you looking for me?”He couldn't possibly say that he was trying to create a knockout powder so that he could whip the wax after he knocked him out, right?
"Um…come here for a moment." Tang Manlun thought for a while and made a decision.
"What are you doing?" Humans were always afraid of the unknown. The more she didn't say what she wanted to do, the more afraid she was.
"I told you to come over, so come over!" Seeing that she was cowering, Miss Tang pulled her over and threw her into the living room. Was this the difference in combat power…
Pa ~
"Kneel obediently!" Miss Tang took out a whip from somewhere. Could it be the one I hid? Then, he used the whip to ruthlessly whip me, scaring me so much that I immediately squatted down.
"I told you to kneel down, did you hear me!"
"A man has gold on his knees. If you kneel, you won't be able to pick it up!”I roared, and my small universe exploded. Then, I transformed into my third form as a Super Saiyan. Then, I turned illusory, and finally, I activated the power of my nine tails. In the blink of an eye, no, faster than the blink of an eye, I circled behind Tang Manlun in half a blink of an eye. Then, with the speed of lightning, I snatched the whip that belonged to me.
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