Time: 2009-8-273:13:44 Words: 2293
Pa ~
After successfully snatching the weapon, he whipped it back.
"Ah!"
There was a scream. Miss Tang curled up in the corner, and there was a red mark on her bare shoulder.
Pa ~
He lashed the whip back. This was revenge for the two bowls of instant noodles.
Pa ~
Another whip. This time, it was for the slap he had received back then.
After three lashes, I raised the whip again, but I couldn't continue. The reason was simple. I couldn't find a reason to whip her. The first hit was self-defense, and the last two were revenge. After that, there was no more reason to hit her.
"Hmm…Hmm, why…why aren't you smoking anymore?”Tang Manlun was moaning on the ground. Was he addicted to being whipped? I've seen it before in " XX Is a Pool ", where it says," There's only a fine line between a sadist and a masochist ", and I actually bumped into it today? It seemed that Miss Tang was not only an S but also an M-level character.
"Alright! Just you wait." I turned around to go back to my room to look for candles.
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"Hey, what are you doing?" Seeing that I was about to leave, Miss Tang suddenly grabbed me.
"Wait a minute, I'll go to the room to get the candle…" I turned around suddenly and found that Miss Tang was still standing in front of the TV. So, that just now…was an illusion again. This detestable deja vu almost exposed me. It would be difficult to explain if I said the word candle.
"Are you listening to me or not?!"
"Okay, okay, please go ahead."
"No…I won't repeat myself!”What the hell? Why did he suddenly get angry? Since you asked sincerely, I was going to be merciful and tell you, but you stopped asking. Are you playing with me?
"Then what do you want?" Aren't we just onlookers who don't know the truth? If you don't say anything and don't say it a second time, it's very easy for people to misunderstand. For example, in ordinary television dramas, a woman would often whisper to the male lead,"I love you."”，Then, when the male lead asked again, she said,"I won't say it again."”
"Anyway…Anyway, fix the TV for me!”The television, how much resentment do you have for it? Didn't you figure it out last time?
Forget it, I've already said it. She has big breasts but no brains. It's normal for her to not be able to do well in the television industry. I looked at the television and there was no problem except for the fact that the current channel was a little blurry.
Turn the channel.
The other channels were normal.
"What are you doing? I just want to watch that channel. Hurry up and fix it for me!”Damn, you just want me to get rid of those blood flowers? You should have said so earlier. You even waited until I changed a few channels before saying so.
He switched back to the original channel and turned the fine-tuning knob, but no matter how he turned it, there were snowflakes. At this time, they should have taken a few pictures on TV, and then…there would probably be more snowflakes on TV.
As someone who often watched Telekinesis, he knew very well that the antenna was very important. Sometimes, just because the direction was wrong, you couldn't even watch the TV properly. At this time, as long as you carefully turned the antenna, the situation would improve.
"Eh? It was so magical. What was going on?”
"Come closer." I pulled her to the TV. There was a window there. When she stood in front of the window, I asked," Do you feel anything?”
"What?"
"Wind!"
"Wind?"
"That's right, it's the wind. The wind blew the signal away, so we just have to adjust the antenna at this time.”
"Is…is that so?" Tang Manlun was in disbelief.
"Of course. Other than this reason, can you find any other reason? With my many years of experience in electrical maintenance, if I don't even know this little problem, how can I still have the face to continue living?”
"It seems to make sense."
Seeing Tang Manlun start to study the black-and-white TV again, he could go ahead with his plan. But then again, I don't have the beer to make knockout drugs. Then, he would find a substitute, such as vinegar. He remembered that in the end of a TV series, a woman wanted to drink poison to commit suicide. In the end, she drank something and fainted. Later, she said that it was vinegar.
However, I don't think it's safe to use vinegar. My sister is often jealous and I've never seen her faint.
"Hey!"
Before I could think of a substitute, she came again.
"What are you doing?"
"Well…the wind seems to have blown away the signal again.”
I went over to take a look. Sure enough, there were some snowflakes on the television. I shook the antenna quickly and turned the picture back to normal. Then, I turned around and left.
"Hey, what are you doing in the kitchen?”I haven't even taken a few steps and she's chasing after me again…Could it be that she really noticed it this time?
"Make tea!" Yes, I have done a good job of concealing my identity. I have already boiled water. Even if she wants to find a flaw, she won't be able to find it.
"Eh? Is it specially made for me?" Why do people nowadays like to talk nonsense so much? Could it be to make it easier for others to fill in the number of words when writing novels? For example, I have always been quite concise when I speak, leaving only a long string of descriptions in my heart and a lonely back view.
Not long after, I brought out a cup of dark red liquid from the kitchen. It was still steaming and very fresh.
"What…what is this?" As I said before, humans are always afraid of the unknown. Now, Miss Tang is afraid of this cup of unknown stuff.
"It's tea. What else did you think it was? Is it a…poison?"
"No, I mean, I've never seen this type of tea before.”There are many things you haven't seen before. Your hair is long but your knowledge is short. Looking at your two ponytails, I can tell that you don't have much knowledge.
Therefore, there was a formula: big breasts long hair double ponytails = brainless, ignorant, and easy to fool beautiful women.
"Don't worry, this is not tea for vampires.”
"A vampire drinking tea?"
"Vampires drinking tea is an ancient legend in America. It's said that 1000 years ago, there was a vampire tavern in America. One day, an old vampire entered the tavern, and the bartender asked,'What blood do you want to drink?'，The old vampire said,"Water." Then, he took out a large used band-aid and threw it on the table. He said confidently,"I'm making tea today!'”
"A large band-aid? You damn hooligan!" Tang Manlun hesitated for a moment, then suddenly understood. Judging from her movements, she seemed like she was going to smash someone with her cup.
"Wait! Be careful not to burn yourself!" It doesn't matter if you're scalded, but if you drop the cup, who's going to pay for it?
Miss Tang snorted but didn't smash it in the end.
"It's just a small joke. 1000 years ago, there were no sanitary pads in America!”
"There was no America 1000 years ago, right?”Uh…he had been tricked.
Damn America, how come you only have a few hundred years of history? It's still a superpower, so how come you don't have any history? Can't you learn from the Han people and get a few historical records to pass off as history? This way, it would not be easy for bugs to appear when he was bragging. You have to know that bragging in this era is like writing a novel. When a BUG appeared, he would use another bigger BUG to block it, and then use an even bigger BUG to block this BUG. In the end, if he couldn't block it, he would give up. Without an ending, others would always think that your BUG was actually a foreshadowing and keep looking forward to it.
"Let's not talk about this for now. Take a sip of this tea first.”
After hearing his words, Tang Manlun drank the dark red liquid suspiciously.
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